We are all fucked

or you could leave the house and say hello to people

>>25607098
>die sooner
Thank you, Jesus.

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>Never had any real physical contact with people, parents or otherwise
>Rarely talk to people outside of coworkers
>Involved in fucked up 3 way relationship situation in which I'm the loner and the outsider
>Never had a girlfriend, have no family and was never really close to parents

I hope it comes soon. I don't really like life anyway.

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>>25607139
>JUST TALK TO PEOPLE
>JUST GO OUTSIDE
>JUST BE YOURSELF
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

>>25607098
>humans are social animals
>asocial humans tend to be more miserable
sounds about right, but im sure theres going to be a faggot here that says he enjoys being alone all of the time and how he's better off without human contact

I enjoy being alone all of the time and I'm better off without human contact desu senpai

t. Greg House

>>25607214
memeing your way out of things isnt going to help your situation

>>25607274
>implying you didn't give meme advice

>>25607139
>Typical robot decides this is the post that frees him from his self imposed hermit life.
>Proudly dons fedora/trench coat/ flames shirt/ cargo pants etc.
>Walks up to the first people he sees and decides "this is it."
>Opens his mouth to utter something and then suddenly makes eye contact with some person.
>Promptly throws up, it splashes on someone's shoe.
>Mumbles/stutters/stammers some formulation of "s-sorry."
>Returns home and back to his safe place
>Posts a thread saying "Fuck all of you people, I tried extra hard to be myself and the world has fucked me."
>There's always next year I guess

>>25607098
Being happy and living is overrated.

>>25607098
>not quantifying what social contact even means

>everyone I know and has ever known in real life lives unhealthy as fuck

ted talks are nothing but a meme

>>25607274
I genuinely do not enjoy socializing with all but a select few people and for that reason I am alone. Most of the time I do not mind being alone as long as I can occupy myself with hobbies and things to do. But I can't "go out and say hello" as you suggest because while I could physically do it, my brain rebels at the very thought of it and I can assure you, having tried it before, that I would loathe every awkward and unconfident minute of it.

Is that fucking good enough for you?

does online interaction count?

i talk to people on vidya and here everyday

>>25607199
>No physical contact with parents

This ruined your life.

>>25608082
I'm well aware. I'm afraid of intimacy and that killed my one chance with the only girl I've ever really cared about. If I'd been more capable and more willing to let someone into my space I might have been happier. Too late now though.

>>25608153
My mom was also unable to express affection and it fucked me and my 2 sisters (who did pretty bad for average looking girls). How hard is it to cuddle or tell your kid you love him ffs?
Anyway I wish you the best.

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>>25607098
>people with less human contact die sooner
Well it ain't workin

>>25608241
Sooner as in late 60s.

>>25607098
the question is how much sooner? because I can't wait for it to happen

>>25608212
Other than my parents I have no other family. Having an emotionally distant mother was pretty difficult. My father tried to make up for it but it just didn't feel right and he had a temper. My parents weren't cruel to me. They just weren't close. After I got older and became more introspective I came to realize that my parents leaving me alone for most of my life caused me to develop alone, and be afraid of people. I've always wanted a girlfriend to love me and one I could love, probably to replace the lack of any during my life. I guess I have mommy issues.

It's not going to get any better. I have too much pride to ever fail. It'd destroy what self esteem I do have. Hell, when my two friends got together it did that anyway. I'll live alone. I think I can handle it.

Sometimes I feel some sort of pain in my torso and I'm half-hoping I'll die to a heart attack.

correlation is not causation

it's like saying people who drink more die earlier, when that muddies the waters by including a whole lot of people who drink more BECAUSE they are depressed and lead shitty lives full of escapism or self-destructiveness, while alcohol itself enjoyed in moderation by a "normal" healthy control subject might be neutral or beneficial

people who are fucked up and weird tend to die sooner and sadder because they're fucked up and weird, not because of some correlated aspect of being fucked up and weird

>>25607098

Wow, you can learn what makes for a good, long, happy life in 12 minutes. Minus the intro graphic too. Amazing.

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>>25607098
>>people with less human contact die sooner and sadder
A necessary sacrifice.
I'd rather die sooner doing what i like than doing something i hate to live longer so i can keep doing something i hate.
>>people with unstable and relationships die sooner and sadder
Jokes on you, i don't have any relationships
>>people who feel they lack relationships and are lonely die sooner and sadder
Jokes on you, i don't even want any relationships

>>25608284
Our stories are pretty close. Also I wasnt authorized to defend myself against my younger sister which is a great way to become a beta I guess. And yeah it's pretty cruel to see a few external factors fucked our chances at life early on.

Im also looking for a mommy gf.

>>25608395
I'm not looking for a mother to replace my mother or anything. I just want a feminine woman to love that would make a good mother for any kids I might happen to have. I don't want her to be MY mother, but to have matriarchal qualities.

I might as well seek out the secrets of the universe. It's more likely I'll find those than a woman like that.

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>>25608256
Then this phenomenon is useless to me.

>>25608446
>mother to replace my mother
Woman to replace my mother I mean.

>>25608320
Im having some physical contact with a girl which almost never happened in 23 years and realized how much lack of that insidously ate my soul away while its so pleasant and it made me cry in pain for hours tonight. But you don't realize it.

>>25608446
Yeah that's what I meant. Want the opposite of my mom.

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>>25608495
Don't give up hope like I did. Maybe someday anon.

>>25607192
don't forget your cyanide gas

>>25608557
I may have one out of nowhere at 23. But indeed I never tried and didnt know how to.

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>>25607098
I just don't think I like most people but I don't like myself either.

>>25608622
As someone who fucked up all his chances and let them all fly right by, do not let fear weigh you down. It might sound like cliche normie advice but if you have a chance actually try. It'll be better when you look back on it knowing you tried rather than not knowing what could have been.

>>25608688
I am bro. Have no choices and won't get an opportunity like that again.

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>>25608557
that pic make my feels go off the charts

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>>25608766
You'll make it anon. Make it for all of us.

>>25608683
I know how that feels, I never smile, never make eye contact with anyone, try to walk by all my co-workers hoping they don't say "hi" to me. I am a completely miserable human bean, and no one would ever want to be with me.

>A Ted Talk

Whoa. Even if it's not bullshit I don't care, other people make life worse for me not better.

>>25608796
Thanks bro. I'm gonna make you proud.

good thing I'm not actually autistic and browse this board to make fun of you sperglords

>>25607139
he could also just be him self.

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>>25607098
I'm so dead soon. Thanks

>>25607386
Alright special snowflake

>>25607098
These are just more lies from the Normie Industrial Complex

>>25607274
>spent all summer talking to random people and mostly girls at cafes
>all I learned is my social standing is an insurmountable barrier to fostering any sort of connection with other people

T-thanks

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Why are human beings so fucked up?

We all want love and intimacy from other humans, but we just wind up rejecting and hurting each other

We're like porcupines trying to hug

>>25609560
because universe dude, like woah

I knew I was making my life shorter through alcohol and smoking but it's good to know that being lonely is making it even shorter.

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THAT
FEEL
WHEN
ZERO
STEAM
FRIENDS

REEEEEEEEEEEE WHY AM I SUCH A FUCKING LOSER AT EVERYTHING

>>25609832
>play l4d2
>add people who aren't shit
I quit playing online games though so it's no longer possible for me to have a social life through video games.