I am a femanon currently at home with norovirus. Ask me anything!
>Signs and symptoms of norovirus infection include:
Abdominal pain or cramps.
Watery or loose diarrhea.
Tell me everything
No, I actually have avoided Chipotle because I was scared.
I have puked 4 times so far. I had pneumonia. This is worse, but it will be over faster. So, probably this.
Ya, it sucks bad. No hospital for me though at least.
Probably just some loser at Wendy's who didn't properly wash her hands before giving me my spicy chicken. Or, maybe a door handle at school that I touched and then rubbed my eyes or something. Its easy to get.
But poo poo, you came into direct contact with someone's poo poo. most likely pee pee, by extension.
People here are promoting wiping shit on paper currency so you probably got trick'd.
How does it feel knowing your ass is a dangerous weapon currently.
You could take individuals down by taking them ass to mouth.
>eat my ass, it's just allergies
Nope, sorry, not a virgin. I know that makes me a used up worthless hag. But I can't lie in my current condition.
I don't know if a guy gave it to me. I am sure a guy I slept with didn't give it to me, unless it has been waiting months and months to spring itself on me.
>open thread thinking norovirus is a tripfag attention whore visiting a femanon attention whore
>realize it's an actual infection
>go out to a party and try to be a normie last year
>get blackout drunk but meet girl
>get her number and snapchat
>wait a couple days for Sunday
>ask her if she wanted to get breakfast
>says she can't
>say OK, never talk to her again
>she never tries to talk to me
>get a message from her a couple hours ago
>still haven't read it
I mean what could she possibly want?
kek Look at all these targets...
F u l l y a r m e d
>came all this way to forget where you are
>tfw genetically resistant to the most common strain of norovirus
Feels good mane
Guess you'll never know.
>tfw I wasn't lying.
Cmon familia, you think I really expect anything to come from talking to some random chick on 4chan? I just like talking to chicks unlike some of you autists.
>Thirsty robot trying to fuck a girl who can't stop shitting herself.
Do you have the pusspuss?