I am a femanon currently at home with norovirus. Ask me anything!

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>>25605033
>Signs and symptoms of norovirus infection include:
Nausea.
Vomiting.
Abdominal pain or cramps.
Watery or loose diarrhea.
Tell me everything

>>25605086
There is so much to tell. Lots of fun.

>>25605113
Is abdominal pain slang for gas or something?

>>25605033
Did you eat at Chipotle recently?

How many times have you vomited thus far?

If you could choose this, or pneumonia (with meds) which would you take?

>>25605033

Lel I had this four years ago and was hospitalized. Couldn't stop shitting and vomiting. It was cool though because I was so dehydrated I started seeing trippy patterns.

>>25605156
Nope, its like actual cramping, muscular pain. Sucks. Thats over I think, mostly.

Are you a victim of stare rape?

>>25605179
No, I actually have avoided Chipotle because I was scared.

I have puked 4 times so far. I had pneumonia. This is worse, but it will be over faster. So, probably this.

>>25605185
Ya, it sucks bad. No hospital for me though at least.

>>25605214
No one is gonna want to stare rape me or any other kind of rape for that matter for awhile.

>The virus is transmitted by fecally contaminated food or water

kek I missed this, either you had a bad day or you're into kinkier shit than let on.
Pun intended

>>25605269
You say with a bottle of pepper spray in your purse.

>>25605300
Probably just some loser at Wendy's who didn't properly wash her hands before giving me my spicy chicken. Or, maybe a door handle at school that I touched and then rubbed my eyes or something. Its easy to get.

>>25605327
I dont have pepper spray. I would just end up spraying myself and then have burning eyes while being raped.

>>25605347
But poo poo, you came into direct contact with someone's poo poo. most likely pee pee, by extension.
People here are promoting wiping shit on paper currency so you probably got trick'd.

>>25605390
Yeah, I don't like to think about it. I swallowed someone's poop particle.

>>25605033
How big are your boobs?
Do you live in a shithole?

>>25605033
> femanon
> femanon
> femanon

Being a woman makes your condition 0% more interesting, but thanks for sharing.

>>25605429
B cup.

No, I live in a nice house. My parent's.

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>>25605428
How does it feel knowing your ass is a dangerous weapon currently.
You could take individuals down by taking them ass to mouth.

>>25605469
Hmmm, I didn't consider that. Maybe time to get revenge on some people.

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>>25605484
>eat my ass, it's just allergies

>>25605491
I think they might suspect something was up when I demanded they stick their face in my butt. It isn't exactly a subtle request.

have you shit your pants yet?

>>25605452
Be my gf please? I'm asking this in an original way.

>>25605593
No, sorry. I have managed to avoid that.

>>25605602
Using me for my parent's house?

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>>25605625
Test the weapon.

>>25605625
will you show us your naked ass? or at least tits?

>>25605033
Are you a virgin?
If not do you think a guy gave this to you?

>>25605658
ok, thats funny. I knew posting here was a good idea.

>>25605672
If this thread is alive in the morning I will.
(0% chance of that being the case).

I am going to bed soon.

>>25605696
Nope, sorry, not a virgin. I know that makes me a used up worthless hag. But I can't lie in my current condition.

I don't know if a guy gave it to me. I am sure a guy I slept with didn't give it to me, unless it has been waiting months and months to spring itself on me.

>>25605736
Some viruses do that.

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>open thread thinking norovirus is a tripfag attention whore visiting a femanon attention whore
>realize it's an actual infection

>go out to a party and try to be a normie last year
>get blackout drunk but meet girl
>get her number and snapchat
>wait a couple days for Sunday
>ask her if she wanted to get breakfast
>says she can't
>say OK, never talk to her again
>she never tries to talk to me
>get a message from her a couple hours ago
>still haven't read it

I mean what could she possibly want?

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>>25605711
kek Look at all these targets...
>>25605672
>>25605593
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>>25605779
maybe its like a group happy new year kind of message?

>>25605809
You really think the guy asking me if I pooped my pants is going to put his face in my butt?

>>25605816
I feel like its a little late for New Year but yeah I feel like its some group thing. Have no idea why I just really don't wanna open it though.

>>25605854
Just do it faggot. What could be so bad about the message?

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>>25605840
>came all this way to forget where you are

>>25605869
Ok it was pretty dumb just her friend stole her phone thanks for the advice senpai

>>25605033
You probably got it from kissing a nigger with poo crusties on his mouth, fucking dumb slut.

>>25605927
True. I just took a shower and now am in bed. Time to sleep in between trips to the bathroom. Thanks for being funny.

>>25606014
Nope, that wasn't it at all.

keep this thread alive. I want to see her ass.

>>25606125
Kik? I'm tall and decent looking if that counts for anything :^)

>no joke I am tall and good looking

>>25606195
no you are a gay and stupid autist, probably 5'7

>>25606195
>tfw short and decent looking
It's a fucking curse. I'd rather be short and ugly

>>25606195
kek. Thirsty robot trying to fuck a girl who can't stop shitting herself.

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>tfw genetically resistant to the most common strain of norovirus

Feels good mane

>>25606206
Guess you'll never know.
>tfw I wasn't lying.

>>25606231
>fuck
Cmon familia, you think I really expect anything to come from talking to some random chick on 4chan? I just like talking to chicks unlike some of you autists.

>>25605033
>femanon
oh boy its this thread again

>>25606231
If I wanted to fuck a chick, I would open tinder and message someone. I am tall and normie looking its not hard.

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>>25606231
>Thirsty robot trying to fuck a girl who can't stop shitting herself.

>>25606231
Yep unbelieveable

>>25606303
>I am tall and normie looking
keep telling yourself that senpai

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>>25605033
Do you have the pusspuss?