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>be at my mother's birthday party
>all my relatives are here
>asking me questions about my life
>I forgot it was my mom's birthday party today and took 250ug of acid early today
H-help I excused myself to the bathroom and I don't know if I can come back.
Should I climb out the window?
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If it`s relatives you don`t see very often they won`t know you`re on acid because they have no other idea of you to compare to really.
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>>25604548
put acid in their drinks so everyone is on the same level
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>>25604568
I know I'm acting weird fuck me man I'm really starting to freak out.
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>>25604568
Yeah that works right up until someone looks in his eyes and only sees the abyss staring back at them. OP's eyes are probably dilated to fuck.


Just play it cool man, be yourself I guess?
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>>25604548
Climb out the window, OP. You are fucked. FUCKED!
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>>25604603
Kekekkekekekekekekkekeke
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>>25604605
Drink some water, try to find a reason to excuse yourself like a phone call maybe...

Just make an effort to be normal and don't say much in way of opinions.
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>>25604617
This. The pupils I feel I could pull it off but I know my pupils are big and it terrified me and then I start to freak out and have to excuse myself.

How do I reduce pupil size.
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>>25604548
You should definitely strip naked and express your feelings in the form of interpretive dance.
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>>25604643
Gotta get eye drops from the drug store, anything will do they're mostly the same.
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>>25604643
Dude there is no chance you will act naturally. You will be giddy with huge pupils. Stay in your room and play quake live, tell people you're sick and contagious
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>>25604605
Deep breaths, Anon. Everything will be solid.
If worse comes to worse, tell your mom you'll take her to dinner at some point soon, and then say you've got a work/friend/lover emergency.
The best part is, they'll all have to believe you b/c none of them know you.
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>>25604548
take off all your clothes and run naked through the party, you will prob get laid
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>>25604643
Tickle the back of your throat, retch loudly a few times, come back up and excuse yourself from company because you're feeling ill
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>>25604672

>Mellow tunes for Anon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8scHKFwr0og

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YZyRtN4aoM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9h0wByrIl84

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtOYEFOYQUk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wa3qqfgp1Ns

No trip's a bad trip. This is what you make it, my dude.
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OP my fucking nigga

I love you man. Good luck. You've got this shit
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>>25604672
>>25604744
It's my grandma and my aunt and uncles you fucks.
I also have no friends or a lover kek.

Maybe I'll ask one of my uncle's for help I know he trips and I need an ally.

>>25604760
Maybe this.

I need to go back to again now wish me luck
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>>25604792
>need to go back to again now
Godspeed, nerdass.
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Good luck OP! think of the day in the not too distant future when you look back and remember how you fucking nailed this shit
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>>25604792
I like the uncle ally idea. Do that. I mean, outside will probably be worse. Alternately, just confess everything. Why do you care what your family thinks, anyway?
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>>25605050

ain't no textless posts allowed now, y'hear
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