>tfw bulimic princess isn't coming back
>tfw family friend was a security guard and he dropped dead recently
>tfw visited his widow for her birthday recently
>tfw at a time in my life where I should be distancing myself from older people
>phone automatically refreshes page and makes me a liar
Why are all blackboxes such insufferable cunts?
Another roastie "trying to get a bf(orbiters)"
Stranger: you're cute
Stranger: can i see your nipples
You: For what purpose
You: are you gonna schlick to them
You: My nipples are hairy
You: all of me is hairy
Stranger: go shave them real quick
You: I don't have a razor, famiglia
You: hence the beard
Stranger: will you be my bf
You: depends, what are the benefits?
You: Well, gf, what will you do for ME?
Stranger: what do u mean
You: Like, are you a kinky little submissive slut?
Stranger: ew n o
You: then you can't be my gf
Stranger has disconnected.
ALRIGHT I GOT A FUNNY ONE:
Two peanuts were walking down the street.
One of them was assaulted.