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Why do you care about girls when dick exists?
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>tfw all traps are bottoms
;_;

It's not fair. I wanna be the big spoon, the dominant one in public, and everywhere else, be the breadwinner, but I just wanna worship trap cock and be treated like a bitch in the bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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>>25603903
I prefer vaginas. I do wish I possessed an impressive dick like that though.
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>>25603950
i'll gladly dick you down sweetheart
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>>25603950
Most BR traps are tops with 8 inch dicks.
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>>25603950
Hi anon
I want to fuck your face
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>>25603903
Because all dicks except mine are disgusting to me. Vaginas are disgusting too, but I can stick my dick inside it.
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>>25604018
>>25604035
>>25604048
Wow. That's pretty damn surprising. So there are trap tops that still wanna be the little spoon in bed?? Shit, god damn, that's pretty amazing. I'm pretty ottermode, so I figured no traps would like my figure or they'd want other traps or bearmodes or something. Third anon there, that's pretty hot, but I wouldn't tell you that to your face. It's easy to type that, but saying it is another thing.
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I dont care about girls. I love me some cock.
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>>25604099
>I'm pretty ottermode
post a pic of yourself eating off of your tummy
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>>25603950
World needs more trap tops/doms. There are so few because the medical standards say all petitioners have to be complete giggly ditzy brainless whore barbies who wear nothing but pink and frilly shit and think babies are cute and act like a blow up doll in bed or else no titty skittles. Being a top doesn't mesh well with the requirements.
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>>25604147
I'm not a sloot, I won't do that for just anyone!

>>25604196
It does need more trap tops/doms, I'm just waiting here to see if any one of those is actually real. That would be amazing if they were. I've always like femdom, but I also like cock too, so it just makes sense. I'd still wanna be the man though for everything else. Just something hot about being the taller/bigger one and being told what to do by someone smaller/weaker.
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>>25604099
>>25604238
I'm vers but I love getting the opportunity to dom masculine guys. Pounding a guy that's way manlier than me into submission with my dick is so fucking hot.
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>>25604291
Damn anon, that's super hot. I'm pretty manly, I think at least, in the ottermode sense of manly. A cute trap with a nice cock would make me quiver down to my knees. I couldn't say no.
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>>25604404
I might make you my personal onahole if you're not careful, anon. I can go for hours if I'm horny and your ass would make a nice cumdump for my girly cock. It'd feel so nice emptying my balls inside you.
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>>25603903
big dick on traps is fucking disgusting

traps were already disgusting, but a trap with a dick any bigger than 5x5 is an absolute abomination and waste
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>>25604300
There was that one anon that hired a tranny escort and due to his own stupidity got nothing but his own ass raped out of it.
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>>25603903
>tfw no gf with a nice dick than me to never let use and lock in a cage
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>tfw attracted to all things feminine except vag and disgusted by all things masculine except dick
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>>25604514
that was a good one anon
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>>25603903
gay men are even more shallow and wants-only-chad than women are
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>>25604487
Anon, please, that's really hot. That's all of my fetish. I'd do anything to please you and your girly cock. It sounds too good to be true. I really want it, but I will admit it's kind of embarrassing thinking about submitting myself to a cute trap as well. These conflicting feelings.
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>>25604514
And HIV lol!
>getting fucked by traps
Gayest shit ever. End yourself.

>>25604576
>""""""transbian""""""
Fuck off.
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>want to get cum inside
>don't want aids

what do
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>>25604576
same, except i still like vag

what a plight it would be to only be attracted to a handful of people on the planet lmao
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>Go to Uni in a 30,000 person college in my state
>Not ONE fat dicked trap

time to die lads
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why are big dicks so scary
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>>25604638
Be in California and suck my cock.
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>>25604638
>Find a single mom with sons
>fuck her kids
>single mom gf cant do shit because she knows that she has virtually no options for LTRs
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>>25604638

>spermicide
>morning after pill
>iud
>that arm thingy

basically any female contraceptive
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>>25604700
Why are you assuming I'm a girl ?
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>>25604638
find someone who doesnt have aids and have sex with them
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>>25604718
they're so alluring and I can't help but stare at them, but it's in a similar way to staring a beast in the eyes
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can't stick my dick in dick
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>>25604730

?????

the girl youre coming inside has to use those things you autistic bastard
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>>25604718
>Tfw she doesn't like dudes at any capacity

god damn it
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>>25604599
Don't worry, anon. I'll be gentle.
Until I'm inside you. Then I'm gonna make you watch your cock bounce on your stomach and my balls slap against your ass.
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>>25604599
>>25604487
And anon, would you please be willing to share contact info please?
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>>25604762

Why are you assuming I'm not the one who wants the cum ?
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>>25604740
>>25604730

oh shit i thought that said kids not aids

never rmind
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>>25604597
Sad but true. I wish I could stop being attracted to cute shy submissive gay boys because they all turn out to be horrible slutty chadfuckers. How could something so pretty outside be so corrosive and poisonous...
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>>25604291
gonna need source
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>>25604779

this whole thread is fagets
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>>25604638
This is why I only look in r9k. Any other place is going to be full of normies and everyone knows how fucked up the normal gay community is.
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>>25604768
I'm so hard right now. Isn't it pretty disgusting that I'm so turned on from the thought of getting fucked by a trap? I've never even had anything in my but before either..

But anon, that goes back to my post right below yours. >>25604770

I need your contact info. I can't handle all this teasing. I'm afraid that I'll cum too early from being too turned on if you fuck me like that.
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>>25604291
sauce?

oreoginal post
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>>25604829
Post your email, slut.

>>25604794
>>25604850
The artist is cr-r
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>>25604869
[email protected]
There anon, my e-mail for you!

>>25604880
I mean, they've already turned me on this much, as long as they aren't an obese neckbeard I'm fine. I'm not that bad so I hope that he likes me.
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>>25605013
Where you live man?aa
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>>25605013
you're in luck, judging by the pictures he's posting it's the admin of /cuteboys/
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>>25605069
admins a bottom bitch tho
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>>25605083
while true, it sounds just like him as well, maybe he has decided to switch it up for a change?
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>>25604649
Saber should've been the one fucking Shirou.
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>>25605083
>>25605100
I'm actually a switch. I just don't get many chances to use my cock.
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>>25605052
I live in PA
>>25605069
He does have some cute curves for sure. I think I traded e-mails with him way back when... At that time I was really confused about my sexuality, and I stopped replying because I was embarrassed. Now I'm fine, I'm good with my faggotry.
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I wish I was pretty. I wish I was cute enough for someone to want me, even here I'm not good enough.

Any other trannys wanna make a suicide pact?
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I already have a dick. I can play with it whenever I want. I want a new toy with a vagina attached to it.
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>>25605111
and you never will once I get a hold of you
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>>25605111

Where do you live admin?
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>>25605111
hey, what happened to /cuteboys/
did they nuke it or something, nothing shows up when I go there
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>>25603903
It's thanks to my dick that I want girls.
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>>25605234
Probably just eightchan fucking up. I can access it through the catalog URL.
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>>25605111
Admin, without giving anything away I'd love to know what general area you lived in. I want to know if my fantasy of paying you back for helping make me cute is worthwhile or pointless.
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>>25605407
West coast USA
originalcomments
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>>25605464
Oh so that total other coast on the country. That's a shame. At least now you knew of my good intentions.
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>>25605464
move to the east coast so I can rub your butt
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What is /cuteboys/ for? Just an erp page?
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>>25605464
Same desu, also a switch. Too bad west coast is super large and you could literally be hours away still.
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>>25605489
I'm just glad I could help you get cuter, anon. Now you just need to get a bf to use your boypussy and my mission will be complete.

>>25605562
Eightchan board for boys that are cute. We mostly post lewd pictures of ourselves and discuss dicks.
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>>25605562
Feminine guys that talk about not having bfs and wanting to take dicks. And people like me complaining about not have a cuteboy bf.
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>>25605595
>>25605618
Very nice I like subs. Will have to browse some time.
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>>25604018
Hi anon, can you please respond?
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>>25605168
Hey me too, where're you at?
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>>25605570
>>25605464
What state? Everyone seems to be in either SoCal or Washington.
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>>25606097
Socal here....
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>>25604789
Please elaborate. Age range and attractiveness gap? Like are you 33 yro hunchback trying to get 16 year olds or is it something else?
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>tfw getting into trapping

h-how am i doing?
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>>25606178
I could instantly tell you're a guy. Stick to being a regular crossdresser
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>>25606178
pls be my girlfriedn please
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>>25606178
Where you live bby?aa
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>>25606178
ur qt be my gf pls
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>>25606178
I'd trap you
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>>25605827
hey there anon
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>>25606178
Pfft, typical.
>blurry photo
>doesn't show entire body
>conceal portion of face
Get the fuck out here. If you passed and were cute, you would be showing off as much as possible. The fact that you have to resort to angles is all I need to know.
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>tfw tranny
>used to like dudes but sexuality changed from hrt
>not really into cock
>real girls are sexually normie and usually nit into trannies
;_;
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>>25606367
soooo
how do you even want to have sex
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TRANNY GENOCIDE WHEN???
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>>25606485
IT CAN'T COME SOON ENOUGH
PLEASE CHAD END MY SUFFERING
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>>25606236
>>25606292
>>25606300
>tfw
o-oh gosh

>>25606267
ireland

>>25606228
not really trying to pass, just trying to be a qt

>>25606366
soz anon
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i dunno
i do prefer dicks but traps are definitely my prefrence
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>>25603903
Who is this semen demon? What is this fluid druid's name? Where can I find more of this mattress actress?
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>>25603903
Why do you care about dicks if you have a dick and pussy exists?
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>>25606524
lol you look like Keanu Reeves in Bill & Ted's excellent adventure.
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>>25606524
wanna meet im from the uk? ill bang you all over!! hit me up if yea ill get in contact with you xxx
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>>25606524
Don't let anyone tell you you're not beautiful!!!!!
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>>25606447
Putting my feminine penis in their vagina familia
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>>25606603
can you please insert your fempenis into my boyvagina?
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>>25606603
>Putting my feminine penis
How feminine are we talking?
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N E W Y O R K

;_________;

oririririrriirginal
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Broken tranny willing to go anywhere someone will be willing to pay my way to go. Work in progress but I'll be best housewife, and indulge you in any fetish that isnt scat. pls I need love
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honestly ive given up on girls.

i-im not gay or anything ive just had enough with girls, they are so annoying...all of them, the popular ones, the tumblr ones...everything i hate them all. i'm not gonna say i'm "asexual" im gay ive turned to guys, ive got off to yaoi and traps to the point a get boners off the idea.
So here's where i am, im looking for a guy and im pretty depressed desu, i hate it i just want kids man...its come to the point where i may kill myself
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>>25606704
How big is your cock and how much do you cum?
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>>25606589
if you wanna pay for my travel sure ;)

>>25606591
you have no idea how happy this made me anon <3
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>>25606656
Pretty feminine fampai
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>>25606755
gimme yo kik or sthing my kik is my name and I need privacy lmaoo xxxx
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>>25606704
So if I took you in, you would let my dog ejaculate inside you while I film it?
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>>25606757
so which trip are you
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>>25606847
I don't trip, /lgbt/ is a disgusting tripfag circlejerk.
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>>25606757
sounds yummy anon
post some feminine cock
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>>25606746
Small and not much
>>25606818
That's my fetish
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>>25606805
my skype is tacailinbainne
hit me up bb <3
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>>25606963
>That's my fetish
So where are you? If you're not on like a different continent, I have a week off work I need to use, if you have a passport and shit. I'll need to actually get a dog, though.
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>>25606953
I'm pure senpai, only for a qt grill in private ~
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>>25606953
d-do you want to see mine? it's really weird looking
it's mutilated and I have really small tessies and a floppy nutsack with a brown fleshy crease where my vag was supposed to go
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Too self-conscious about my own, broken dick to pursue anyone, boy or girl.
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>>25606991
I'm an a americunt
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>>25606969
added you ignore pic xxx
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>>25606969
You look like Colin Ferrel lol.
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>>25607029
Sure I'll be the judge if it's weird looking or not
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>>25607041
What state? I'm in Canada but I'm close to the border. If you've got the papers to get over the border we can maybe set something up.
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>>25607017
No worries, anon. Enjoy your qt pie when you get her
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>>25607103
West coast, very far south. My papers are not up to date yet.
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>>25607117
I will anon, y-you too~!
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>>25607041
Where in american anon? s
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>>25607094
it kinda looks like this not memeing
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>>25607029
Please post anon. I'm sure your cock is really nice!
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>>25607286
lol saggy is fun to play with especially using it to jerk off feminine cocks
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>>25606538
broccolibutts
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>>25607257
Socal is where I am located and this content is original
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>>25607342
>>25607296
okay fine fap to my dick faggots
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>>25606142
Yappari. It's okay I don't hate you.
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>>25606735
I can empathize somewhat, but the fantasy may not lineup for you. Have you ever had any irl cock experiences? Did you crush on any lil dude friends in school? I agree womyn are cancer, but being with a guy/trap just to settle seems like a bad recipe. Not super flattering to them either. Final thought: traps can be bitches, too.
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>>25607207
That's a bit far, might be an issue.
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>>25607393
is it hard anon?
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>>25607509
that's about as hard as it'll get usually
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>>25603903
How do I get a fat dick like this?
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>>25606178
Show use your asshole, sissy.
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>>25607524
genetics and it sounds like you lost
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>>25607393
What I'd do to ram your butt so that dick flops around. Time to fap.
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>>25607523
Looks good
I'd enjoy slapping and prodding it with mine
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>>25607393
Now post your butt. That's the end I'll be looking at in bed with you.
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>>25607576
>>25607600
>>25607617
that's no way to talk to a virgin!
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>>25607665
You won't be a virgin when I'm done with you, baby.
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>>25607665
FUCK YOU FOR BEING PRETTIER THAN ME

SHARE THE COCK
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Can we start posting our favorite /boybutts/, already?
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I definitely like girls, but I do like the idea of qt traps and shemales. I'll gladly get involved with one. I'm not exclusively into girls, so I'm down for whatever as long as the person in question is sexually attractive to me. Honestly, I'm a little afraid that I won't be able to find one before settling down at some point with a cis woman.
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Why are fags so common on this board? You would think you're on /lgbt/.
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>>25607735
Not bad.
>>25607749
Because we're all desperate and lonely and can't get girls.
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>>25607665
Sorry anon i was just admiring your body when my body beat out my mind and I posted that. I'm ready to maintain myself now.

>>25607749
Lgbt seems kind of normie when checked it out.
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>>25607865
you were admiring my body?
I always wanted to hear something like that!
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>>25607735
quality dick holster
>>25607749
Cuz even in the current year, being queermo can drop sadpandas in your lyfe path
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>>25607735
I feel a tense situation arising
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>>25607735
this right here is some of my favorite pussy
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>>25607995
8/10 would happily ejaculate inside
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I want to be tied up so tight that I can't move. I want to be blindfolded so I can't see. I want my mouth held wide by an open gag so I can't talk.

I want to be completely unable to resist as you use me as your human fuck toy. I want my ass and mouth to be fucked hard until I cry. I want to be completely at the mercy of my master's cock.

I wan to be fucked so hard that I'll need to crawl around on all fours afterwords.
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>had a guy coming over a while ago
>didn't want him to know how childish I am
>hide most of the things that could embarrass me
>he sees my favourite stuffed bear from when I was a kid while we're making out Yes I still sleep with the bear
>says it's cute
>things get hotter, he puts it inside me
>leans down and grabs my bear and fucks me roughly while I squeeze my bear tight
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>>25607905
Yes anon you have nice light-and-rosy complexion and look soft. The thought of grasping you in that picture is shortening my breath.
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>>25608073
Diamonds. I need this How did you find a guy?
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>>25608073
I swear I've read this story before.
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>>25608115
He's a friend I play games with. He goes both ways and we have sex sometimes.
>>25608129
I've posted it before, once or twice.
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>>25608073
my cock hurts
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>>25608147
So you were friends first and eventually found out he's bi? Damming kind of hard it seems. How did you meet?
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Describe your earliest homosexual experience.
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>>25608198
It was something that eventually came up, yeah. He started hitting on me one day and I went along with it. That was just the first time we'd done it at my place.
>How did you meet?
We started talking at a video game store one day while I was picking something up, and started hanging out every so often after that.
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Anyone else wish 4chan had it's own /cuteboys/ board?

/hm/ is just TOO gay for my tastes.
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>>25608233
I had a friend over for a sleepover when we were 9 and we sucked each other's cocks.
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>>25608233
/r9k/ and this is original comment
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>>25608302
Greentext it.jj
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>>25608316
It wasn't really interesting.
>friend comes over to stay the night
>it's summer vacation
>nobody home but us home the next morning
>watching porn on satellite
>he looks over and tells me we should try sucking each other off
>sucks on me for a while
>feels okay but not like super great
>do the same to him, kind of like the taste and texture
>go back to watching porn
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>>25608301
How do all these people get so hairless?
It seems hard to shave my butt/ass.
I also wish I had smooth skin.
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>>25608234
Wow don't think I'd get something like that. Good to know though in case. Thanks anon.
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>>25608233
Well, I can't name an experience with an actual person (how fucking sad), but the first time I saw an anime trap, I couldn't really understand why I liked it so much. It kept bugging me for a while, but I wanted more, so I went to Gelbooru and looked at the trap tag. At first, it was a little cringey because I'd never really looked at a dick other than my own that wasn't in hetero porn and nobody gives a shit about those guys anyway.The trap I first saw was in a bikini which is why I didn't actually pay attention to a bare dick until afterwards. Anyway, I get over the dicks and just kind of roll with it. Eventually, I start getting really into it, so I fapped to the pics on the site. It felt weird because dicks, obviously, but I just sort of rolled with it. I pretty much only looked at traps for like the next week whenever I went to fap. I was like 13 or 14, so it was a good time to experiment, but it was so awkward at first.
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>>25608063
I'm a little surprised nobody has said anything to you
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>>25608233
I've never had one but I came really close once.

>Be 9
>Hanging out with friend who's a year older
>I bring up weird erotic topics like kissing someone until they can't breathe and pass out
>He likes the way the conversation is going and comes up with other creative examples
>We keep talking about this sort of stuff for 10 minutes, both of us getting hornier thinking about it
>We decide to buy something from the store
>On our way out he asks me "will you fuck me?"
>pretend I didn't hear him and the day continues like normal

The kid was known for making out with his (male) cousin all the time.
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>>25608063
sounds sexy
>>25608360
you can try depilatory creams, first take a small amount of put it on like your thigh or something to see if you have a reaction to it. If not, lather up and go to town. If you do have a reaction then shaving is pretty much the only way, so I'd recommend doing yoga and stretching so that its easier to reach those places. Also use a hand held mirror so you can see your butt.
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>go on craigslist last year
>walk over to guy's house before class
>he sucks me and I jizz in his mouth
The end.
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>>25608233
Absolute earliest? OK
>be me about 4th grade
>big kid; lil husky and tall brown hair and eyes
>best friend since forever is aryan runt. I'm at least foot taller at all times
>tease him and roughhouse hard with lil blonde bud
>only do it because he laughs and gasps and smiles when I hit him
>love to hear him make those sounds & watch his naturally red lips for confusing reasons
>one day I come to his grandmas house and we play in the basement
>discover basement has bed for some reason
>play wrestle on bed. Call each other faggots. Pretty normal.
>I get turned on and lose it
>Pin his scrawny arms over his golden head and pin him under me
>dry hump like crazy while he laughs and gasps and sorta pretends to not like it
>he humps back though.
>We're both as hard as we can be at that age
>get real close to his face and sometimes choke him while looking in his blue eyes
>Tease him that I'll kiss his lips many time, but only kiss his head after I finish
>more gay jokes after. Go play MTG or vidya like it didn't happen.

We did this many times, Whenever we were in that basement. Often he would run down and flop on the bed giggling. Supposedly he's straight now. He doesn't talk to me. We had good times tho.
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>>25608233
>15
>had a friend who was gay
>I'm gay too
>in my bedroom
>we're talking about gay stuff and penises and being in the closet and such
>kiss him
>he's into it
>suck on his neck and take his top off and kiss down his chest
>he takes my top off
>we're both hard as diamonds
>undo his pants
>start licking and sucking his cock
>really enjoying it, like the taste and the smell and the texture
>he's pretty into it, groaning and twitching
>undo mine, too, and start jerking off
>feels like my whole body's on fire, like I could cum any time
>he tells me he's gonna cum
>gets me even more into it
I keep jerking and cum on my bedsheets
>he cums in my mouth a bit later
>it's bitter and salty and feels kind of weird but I like it anyway
>swallow
>we cuddle for a while since I know we had most of the night alone
>eventually get redressed and play video games for a while
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>>25608647
Whoops, one of my lines lost its little arrow.
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>>25608233
>Sleepover with two friends Erik and Brad when I was 13
>I was really feminine back then and in really good shape, my hair was shoulder length and straight
>They were both pretty similar, Erik looked just as girly as me but Brad less so
>Sitting on a fold out bed together playing PS2, I'm in the middle
>It was August and really hot under the blankets, so we took out clothes off and were just in underwar
>Bed wasn't big enough so we were snuggled against eachother
>It was my turn to play
>As I was playing footsies started happening
>I started getting really hard
>Erik rested his head on my shoulder and started really cuddling
>His hand was lightly caressing my tummy
>He got close to my crotch and I squirmed, letting out a little yelp
>He started sliding his fingers down my underpants
>I was all red and giggling, telling him to stop
>He started stroking my cock and kissing me
>As I was kissing Erik I could feel Brad start grinding up against my ass
>My nipples were being pinched, my cock was being jerked off, a hard cock was grinding between by butt cheeks, as another man's tongue danced inside of my mouth.
>My mind went fuzzy. Like my brain was left in the microwave and was melting. I remember just moaning uncontrollably, kissing Erik's neck and then chest. Then his abs, and his crotch. I buried my face in his underwear and he pulled them off.
>I started kissing and licking his cock, trying to slide in my mouth
>I start sucking Erik's dick full on while Brad grinds up against my ass
>Erik sums all over my face and I toll over to Brad and suck his cock
We did this a few time after, and Erik took my anal virginity one time.
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>>25606755
my cock is hard as a brick and you stopped talking to me on skype
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>>25608761
>expecting commitment from women
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>>25608748
>Erik took my anal virginity one time.
storytime this
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>>25608498
hows the aids u queer
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>>25608833
hows your hard cock str8 boy? like the stories?
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>>25608867
you're all going to hell you disgusting perverts
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>>25606147
I'm in my late 20s and average looking but weird. Not ugly-weird, just weird. I don't know about attractiveness gap, but skinnyfat and long greasy hair, so I'd say about equal to me on the attractiveness scale. What I think is attractive doesn't match The Scale anyhow.
It's because I'm short, my dick isn't huge and I'm not rich. The problem is that these fags are exactly like women underneath the exterior but without the redeeming qualities.
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>>25608885
>I came already and the christfag shame is setting in.
Ok see you next time you're horny pervert
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>>25604789
I am pretty sure most guys are wondering the same about women, except they have a point because women are over 50% of the population but fags are usually mentally ill
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>>25609048
why would you want to fuck a dirty hair asshole you mental patient?
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>>25608748

>tfw my name is Erik
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>>25609020
>these fags are exactly like women underneath the exterior but without the redeeming qualities.

I know they're kinda sorta like women, but exactly? Who hurt you, mang?

>>25608301
I support that if it's more like this thread. /cuteboys/ was down when I looked so not sure if pedo or simply fembooty
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>>25608821
Well, like I said I was really girly looking and I had a female friend who like dressing me up like a barbie. I started really enjoying the feeling of girls clothes, and just looking pretty. She taught me makeup and all that stuff, and how to do my hair. I was ridiculously close with this girl because we were basically girlfriends. We hung out a lot and had sleepovers where we'd sit around in boy shorts, spaghetti strap tops, with our hair tied up in buns. We'd just talk about boys and do eachothers makeup. Honestly I have more memories growing up as a teenage girl than I do as a boy.

So about a year after the last post Erik was sleeping over at my house and I was so comfortable with cross dressing at this point that I was just wearing cute pajamas pants I borrowed from my female friend, a women's tank top, with my hair in a ponytail and a bit of makeup. Some other girls were over earlier and had left when it got late, and since I was considered "one of the girls" instead of "one of the guys" I was dressed up. They also knew I had a thing with Erik and we'd be planning out tonight for a while.

Will post the rest in a second.

Pic related is what I looked like at the time, I'm on the left.

>>25609113
Enjoy this.
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>>25608821
>>25609444
>Erik and I were playing video games
>I noticed him stealing glances at me, which happened a lot while I dressed up
>I'd sucked his dick quite a lot at this point, but he'd never been alone with me crossdressing
>I had the tank top riding up so my tummy was exposed, and the pajama pants were low enough that you could see the panties I was wearing as well as my hip bones
>I paused and said it was hot (It probably wasn't but I was sweating)
>Then started taking off the pajama pants slowly so I was just in my panties, I was fit at the time and my ass looked great in panties if I may brag.
>I sat down really close to him and said I didn't want to play Dark Alliance anymore.
>We turned on the TV and started cuddling and kissing
>Erik was dry humping against me while I wrapped my legs around his hips and my arms around his neck
>Squeezed out and told him to come to my bedroom
>I had Vaseline in my bedside table because I was practicing with my fingers every night for like a week
>We lubed up my asshole and Erik's cock, and he slid the panties over and fucked me
>My cock was pretty small (still is) and managed to stay inside of the panties
>We fucked missionary, kissing and staring into each others eyes
>He came in my ass and I came just from being fucked
>We lay there cuddling for the whole night, eventually falling sleep
>The next day I hung out with my girlfriends and shared the whole story, I was the first one of them to have sex so they were intrigued and jealous as hell
>I ended up keeping the clothes because of the mess that was made

I miss being able to pass this well. I completely lost it.
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>>25609444
>>25609452
you sure were a pretty girl anon
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>>25609452
post a picture now of you being a girl
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tfw no bf in aus
tfw no one to dress up for
god it sucks being manly as fuck
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>>25609452
>I came just from being fucked
I was already suspicious but now I can say without hesitation you're full of shit, fampai.
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>>25609444
>>25609452
Gotta admit you really did look passable

moreso in the first pic than the second.

Can you post current? I'm curious
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>>25609610
You could dress up for me anon~ I don't mind if you're manly you're probably still cute!
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>>25604583
This is so fucking hot desu
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>>25609522
Thanks, anon. Wish I still was.

>>25609545
I would if I had any. I don't dress up any more because I don't pass. Puberty hit me late, but it hit me.

I'm just a regular male homo now. Sometimes I feel like I want to start taking hormones and transition. But I don't think I'm trans, as much as I'm just nostalgic for "the good old days." Female to female broship is not at all like guys being bros, and spending my early teen's social life being "just like one of the girls" and basically only hanging out with a few boys for the same reason the girls did. The one I spent alone time with was the one I had a thing with.

I dunno, it's an experience I'll never relive and it makes me miss it.

>>25609662
I hands free cum all the time, dude. I've always been a total power bottom, and I don't even really care for having things done to my dick.

>>25609708
I don't have any pictures, and I've got a scruffy beard and everything right now. Anyway, I'm not worried about anyone from my past seeing those images but there are some people I know now that browse /r9k/ and I'd rather not be recognized.
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>>25609711
a-are you in aus?
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>no cuteboys/traps in texas
>been in this shit hole for two years
>one more left

I NEED to go back to Cali. Fuck this shit, famm.
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>>25609900
Thank you. We hate all the califags that have been invading for the last few years.
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>>25609881
I wish I was anon ;___;
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>>25609900
None in cali either senpai.
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>>25609932
nah you don't trust me.
>tfw no gunz
>tfw no bf
>tfw no bf to go shootin with
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>>25609900
17 year olds aren't allowed on 4chan. Try a place more to your liking. Like reddit maybe.
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>>25609662
>what is hands free cumming
he was probably being physically stimulated by the dude rubbing against him anyways

did you seriously not know that men an cum from being fucked?
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>>25609910
Good, bitch. Only things I'll miss about Texas is owning a gun and how America it is.
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>>25609900
There's a shit ton in Dallas f.a.m
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>>25609989
I live in El Fuckmyasshole
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>>25604583
He came back a couple months later and he got HIV.
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>>25609900
could be worse anon
you could be in a rural area, in australia
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>>25609610
w-what state?
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>>25610020
qld
send help
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>>25610042
same
where abouts in qld are you?
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>>25604508
>big dick on traps is fucking disgusting
u r so wrong faggot
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>>25608233
>get naked
>have a smooth flat chested bod
>go on omegle unmoderated section
>had men tell me to finger my butt, stroke my cock, do different poses etc.
>I watch them cum
>sometimes turn on the speakers so they can dirty talk to me while I lay down and jerk my dick
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>>25610054
Burnett area
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>>25609989
houston as well
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>>25610076
Damn I'm near Redcliffe
do you have an email or something?

are you qt?
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Im a cuteboy growing stubble thats into traps. But I think 2D kinda ruined my reality on traps. Also nervouness.
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>>25610191
are you into normal qt guys as well or just traps?
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>>25610116
i'm just a guy not really qt, average? i guess
and we can chat if you want
[email protected]
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>>25610203

Im sorry anon, im just not that flaming gay yet
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>got a girlfriend
>never going to get to experience the taste of dick
At least she's into pegging. That's close, right?
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>>25610223
sent ;)))

original comment
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I used to like puting objects in my ass now it doesn't feel good. I really miss the feeling I got. What happened?
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>>25610267
did you pray the gay away?
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>>25610244
it's only a matter of time, you'll get there eventually man!
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>>25610276
No I quess it was just a phase
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>>25610318
your prostate isn't a phase lol
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>>25610348
I'm not ashamed of it, it just doesn't turn me on anymore.
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>tfw not attracted to traps but get hard when i see one
what does this mean
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>>25608301
whats wrong with 8 c h a n version
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>>25610256
Why don't you just suck one (mine) senpai?
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>>25610681
You're attracted to traps.
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>>25610830
Because that'd be cheating and it's wrong. I'm not going to cheat on her for a little dick, I'm not that pathetic. I've got strong moral integrity, anon. I'll just be kinda curious about what I missed out on.
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>>25610267
Me too.. Its like i cant find my prostate any more, i had a lot of fun when i first found it but now it just doesnt feel as great
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