>gf doesnt like anal
>>25603090
She's not gay, you faggot.
>>25603090
That means she likes anal rape.
Don't you know ANYTHING about women?
>>25603090
Time to get a new gf.
>americans are obsessed with anal sex because they need to feel extra tightness due to being circumcised
>bf doesn't like anal
>absolutely adore big tiddies
>A cup gf
>>25603090
good
now you cant stick your cock into a shit tunnel
>>25603170
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
I WAS MUTILATED AS A CHILDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>25603170
I'm not american and not circumcised. I am still obsessed with anal though.
It just feels better, in my opinion.
>>25603218
Flat chests are superior, you fucking faggot with mommy issues.
Anal is gay!
>>25603241
I WAS CIRCUMCISED TWICE. TWICE. AND NOW MY DICK IS BROKEN. I WANT TO THINK THAT ONE DAY THERE WILL BE A RECKONING FOR THE DOCTORS BUT I KNOW IF THE WORLD WAS THAT GOOD, I WOULD NOT HAVE BEEN CUT IN THE FIRST PLACE.
>>25603301
My mum has small tits too though
>>25603363
So now you think your gf should compensate? Manchild.
>gf doesn't like anal
>forgot I have nogf
Sucks to be her, you need a new gf.
>girl goes wehh i don't like anal, it's gross, you poo poo out of there
>well she bleeds out of her chuff every month but do i hear her whining about it, no
>>25603383
I just like big boobs man :(
Reminder that anal is a Jewish porn meme. Actual women who enjoy anal are about 5% or less and all of them are insane.
Why do you want anal anyway op? Is fucking disgusting faggot shit. She has a pussy for fucking. If you want asshole so bad go fuck a dude
>>25603090
> gf
> r9k
okey diddly dokey neigbourino
anal sex is a meme
>shit on your dick
>just causes your girl discomfort
>doesnt feel as wet and soft as a vagina
>only feels good around the sphincter so you end up just rubbing your cockhead in and out of the actual hole without getting any stimulation on the rest of your dick
>>25603493
>Actual women who enjoy anal are about 5% or less and all of them are insane.
>Tfw I had a crazy gf who liked anal.
>Tfw I fucked up the relationship for stupid crap.
I was going to become a failure anyway, so i bet she would have left me regardless at some point.
>>25603584 is correct. OP, she poops and farts from there.
>>25603632
And?Original comment, by the way.
>>25603800
Well I don't mind farts but poop is pretty gross.
>gf doesnt
>GF wants me to be a webcam model and jerk off on camera and then move onto performing in and producing professional pornography.
My erection is mighty and confused.
>>25603090
>GF
You know how it goes
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25603090
>gf doesn't like me
>>25603090
Protip:
She'd do anal with a better guy.
If a woman doesn't let you do anything to her you should dump her
>>25603170
Eurocucks invented anal sex you mong.
Dates back to antiquity in what is now modern day Lithuania