One of the few things that brings me joy when I leave the ho

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>>25603052
I love me a good /reeeeeee/ in public

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlNCz-SF-5I


>it gets better when they grow up:^)

pic related

>>25603052
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IM1p-Tn-jA

>>25603153
>the dad carrying him by the straps like he's a bag
my sides

>Dat supernanny video
All kids have tantrums, but holy shit, are those parents all doped up on pain killers or something? No wonder that kid is out of control. That reminded me of Charlie and the Chocolate factory
>No, stop, don't.
My kid acts like that in public for 5 seconds and I yank her ass outside and scare her shitless with my whisper voice.
I also think that if you have three kids that close together you're fucking asking for it.

Also reminder that women are just as bad as children

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpxYbcbCgkc

>this thread
Right in the feels. I feel so impotent when my wife's son pulls this off in public and I can't tell him anything because it will upset my wife or he'll tell his dad and he'll yell at me again ;-;

>>25603052
It's much more enjoyable watching normal fags having to wrangle their grown up tards.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4PTf7LgsIE

>the "wubwubwubwub" sound he makes at the 1:10 mark

>>25603530
please no wife's son posting in this thread

>>25603052
I pity them. The children could probably have better lives and grow up to be better people without shitty parenting.

>>25603530
>Marrying a shitty mom
Why?
I mean I get if you wanna get with a single mom, whatever that's your choice, shit happens. But if she sucks at raising kids why would you marry her?

>>25603569
don't ever reply serious to a post that says "wife's son" in it

>>25603189
>30 seconds into the video
>Just put that down
>Do you need a toy
>Just put it down
>Grandma is going to get you one later
>Oh my goodness
Fucking seriously? My kid is three and I tell her put it back if she doesn't put it back I tell her in the rage-mode-mom voice you'd better believe she puts that shit right the fuck back. She can scream all the way out the fucking door, that's fine, but you follow directions. That girls got to be at least 6, and he's talking to her like she's a scared horse.
Fail parenting.

>>25603052
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JlBozCbV1Q

more reeeeing in public, or sometimes in private in cars

>>25603726
End your life you roast, I bet you're a single mom too

>>25603783
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cpGQ3zUuB0

>2016
>be nice or mommy is uploading this to youtube!

>>25603788
Wrong. Try again.
>>25603855
You think the kid learned a lesson?

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>>25603052
>https://youtu.be/Nib_jF-PffQ?t=1m33s
Jessie is a fucking badass.

>>25603940
why is a mom on r9k?

>>25603545
He sounds like a tropical bird at times desu

>>25604139
Don't reply to "women" on /r9k/

>>25604139
I've been here since way before I was. And everyone is asleep or out of the house.

More tantrum videos!! Excpt the autistic ones, those just make me sad.

>>25603726
GET THE FUCK OUT NORMIE ROAST


REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>25603052
>naming your kid jayden

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mN1EfSOEpTs

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>wh-why havnt you had any kids yet anon? its s-such a joy!
>MOMMY I WANT THIS I WANT THIS I WAAAAAAAANT THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

heeheehee, suffer normies

>>25603545
holy fuck institutionalize that tard before he kills his mother

>>25604351
>naming your kid jayden
>letting your kid get fat
Sad 2bh

>>25603052
YU RAISIN YO ANDS ON ME BWOY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeqrowKNpCY

>>25603726
>if I yell at my kids it'll teach them not to yell

normie logic

will be getting into screaming matches with other kids as soon as she goes to school I bet

>>25603052
an all-american classic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9BEsJPGTYI

>>25604351
Jayden or Ayden or Brayden or Hayden or Cayden
ugghhhhhhh.
And now all the Sophias. It's a nice name and all, but I have like 5 friends with kids named Sophia. I have a stuffed penguin named Sophia that I named after a stripper I met in Vegas.
>>25604481
>Rage means yelling
No, there are other ways to inciteThe Fear. It's a quiet scary rage, Anon.

>>25603052
>blyat :DDD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zys0LglP5Is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-_k-nJ-nUk

>>25604528
Is it just me, or are posts made by women some of the worst things to read on 4chan? Just look at this shit

>>25604560
Is that first one for real? Kid's got some dance moves.

Look at all these proud single moms.
This is what dad's are for, my dad beat me once in my entire life yet still maintained the composure that If I were to truly fucked up or disrespected someone he'd fucking kill me in an instant.
Fear is power and dads are the best when it comes to making sure kids don't grow up to be fucking worthless cunts.

>>25604608
hmm, come to think of it it does seem a little fake huh? the way it was filmed seems a little too perfect like it was an ad for the dryer or headphones or something

>>25604633
I don't know. The two worst videos ITT imo have the dads in them.
Except that Jit kid, and the Chuck E. Cheese kid they had to be orphans or something.

>>25604650
It reminded me of this one.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWkZ_StRjU0

>>25604633
my dad beat me as a kid and it taught me that physical violence is psychological and emotional weakness, if you can't discipline your kid properly then you resort to swinging your fists around like a retarded ape, and here I am as well a failure shitposting on r9k on a friday night like you.

>>25604692
There's a difference between corporal punishment and child abuse. A smack on the hands or ass is really all you need. Parents who swing at their kids have another problem entirely

>>25604737
It's not always night and day, but yeah I do agree that SOMETIMES, when all else fails you need to smack a kid.

Except not on the ass, that is just weird and gay. I never understood that.

>>25604834
>Except not on the ass, that is just weird and gay
Are you 12?

>>25604692
There's a difference between abuse and punishment kind of like there's a difference between us like I know what a vagina feels like for instance.

>>25603530
Ghaha fuck cuck

>>25604666
I'm kinda venting,
my piece of shit uncle is living with me because his wife is having problems and his kids are grade A shit because his wife won't let him be a father in anyway.

>>25604853
No.

Why the ass?

Isn't it one of the least sensitive areas of the body?

>>25604867
Bro I have felt MULTIPLE vaginas in my life, like a handful almost

>>25604834
Where are you supposed to smack them? You can't do it in the face, anywhere but the ass you risk leaving a mark that can be seen or accidentally really hurting the kid. The ass is the general place to smack because it's durable.
>>25604928
That sounds awful. It's nice of you to take your uncle in, though.

>>25604940
>Where are you supposed to smack them?

the hands or back of the head

>anywhere but the ass you risk leaving a mark that can be seen or accidentally really hurting the kid

If you're hitting a kid hard enough that you're going "accidentally" hurting him, that crosses the line into child abuse senpai. Same if you want to cover up any would-be bruises.


Plus it does fuck up your kid. Why do you think so many sluts and homos have a spanking fetish?

>>25604987
>Back of the head
What? THAT sounds like abuse.
I agree with you that you shouldn't be hitting your kids that hard, but there's logistics to take into account when you're trying to smack a squirming screaming kid. I think butt is the easiest, safest avenue.
I don't think the fetishes have anything to do with that, though.

>>25603052
>https://youtu.be/W7ujm0JWEhY?t=47s
>DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARN IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!

>>25603545
So that's what happened to JonTron.

>>25604489

aaaaaand this is what happens when dad isn't in the picture.

>>25605062
A quick smack to the back of the head is nothing.

If you're relying on a child's ass to cushion would-be serious injuries that would occur from hitting him elsewhere, that's abuse.

>I think butt is the easiest, safest avenue.
>I don't think the fetishes have anything to do with that, though.
>butt is the easiest avenue

>>25605171
You're a real idiot. Never have children

>>25604351
>castrato saying "I'm gonna fucking kill you!"

my sides

>>25603052
How about kids freaking out in private but being recorded?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BrWVd74WTY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gvo3LLDn5CY

>in b4 single mom

There was another, deleted video where the kid insults the dad for being a fat loser who never took him to Disneyland enough and how he's glad that his parents are being divorced and the dad's like "well good! I'm moving accross the country!" and walks off. #mgtow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnP-1cd6ggg

Fucking William.

>>25605171
Ok, you did make me LOL
Smacking a kid in the back of the head, though, that seems wrong. First of all, if the kid is standing he might trip and hit his face. I mean there has to be some pain involved, and head trauma just sounds like a bad idea to me.
I had a little brother that would propel himself across the room if you touched him just for the drama. Kids do that shit then they get hurt. My daughter used to throw her entire body to the ground head first if you so much as told her "no" Laying them over your knee ensures proper procedure and control imo.

Smacking the hands I think is safe though, but I find it ineffective.

>>25605207
>You're a real idiot

and you're full of wisdom and patience huh? have fun secretly sexually abusing your kids as you slap their white little bottoms all pink and raw.

>>25604351
Why can't she physically subdue that kid?
>Oh yeah, having an 8 year old that outweighs you
She could have easily put that kid in an arm lock. That woman needs some Krav Maga training or something. Judo throw that fucking kid, but at the very fucking least
TAKE HIM OUT OF THE STORE GODDAMN!

>>25605261
Did you spank her tight little ass until she was 18?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2229077/Judge-William-Adams-suspended-beating-cerebral-palsy-daughter-returns-bench.html

>>25603233
They're not exactly people...

>>25604601
There's a reason we don't like them, anon.

I've noticed it's always with mothers or beta dads

lmao

I have a theory that kids will instinctively be more respectful to an alpha dad

>>25604853
>Are you 12?
ARE YOU FUCK

It actually really annoys me when parents just let their retarded kids act like spergs in the store.

When I threw a tantrum, my mom would just kneel down and look me in the eye and say "If you keep crying I'm going to give you something to fucking cry about"

Once the child learns that something is a severe caning, they tend to behave better.

>>25605724
>Control by fear
Learn to be a real parent not a modern day peace of trash. Never breed and kill yourself.

>>25605808
Lol what a faggot.
Fear is power.
There is a time to spoil a child rotten and a time to make them fear for their fucking life.
If they ever cross that line it's their own fault for being a little shit.

>>25603052
I used to like watching those wife swap shows and watching these brats get btfo by the other mom.

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what makes it even better is the most unruly children I've come across all have leftist parents

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>>25605724
because you turned out so well

>>25605862
>This is what parents do now
Top kek

>>25604450
fucking shit nice

>>25603373
>The angry whisper voice
Oh god, that was the most terrifying thing a parent could do.

>>25604351
Does it count if it's spelt differently.

>>25603052
>work retail
>young parents with 2yo enter store
>parents let kid wander freely around the store while they shop
>eventually leave
>come right back in
>parents looking around frantically, still let kid wander around
>mom stops searching, grabs child by shoulders
>"WHERE DID YOU PUT THE KEYS, ALEXANDER?!"
>child starts crying
>laugh to myself while they spend the next half hour turning over the whole store

>>25603509
Kek. This guy is red pill as fuck.

>>25604351
jayden wants some tendies

>>25605260
>2 pieces of chocolate
Those add up it seems, fat fuck

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>You hit me with that, you gon' lose yo life
I'm dying.

>>25607903

>black guy out of nowhere, tries to stop kid
>finally catches him and drags him outside for cops
>nigger filming the kid destroy everything for 5 minutes says
>"YA BOI I WAS BOUT TO DO DAT TO, BOUT TO WOOP DAT ASS"

why do people do this?

>>25608112
You could stop some stranger's kid from wrecking a store even though it's not your responsibility

OR

You could film the kid destroying the store and add witty commentary. He was probably never going to stop him unless he personally got hit or something.

I like seeing kids get hurt when they act out. I can't forgive them for being children, to be honest.