One of the few things that brings me joy when I leave the house is watching normalfags deal with unruly children. It's just so hilarious. Anyone else feel the same?
I love me a good /reeeeeee/ in public
>it gets better when they grow up:^)
>Dat supernanny video
All kids have tantrums, but holy shit, are those parents all doped up on pain killers or something? No wonder that kid is out of control. That reminded me of Charlie and the Chocolate factory
>No, stop, don't.
My kid acts like that in public for 5 seconds and I yank her ass outside and scare her shitless with my whisper voice.
I also think that if you have three kids that close together you're fucking asking for it.
Right in the feels. I feel so impotent when my wife's son pulls this off in public and I can't tell him anything because it will upset my wife or he'll tell his dad and he'll yell at me again ;-;
It's much more enjoyable watching normal fags having to wrangle their grown up tards.
>the "wubwubwubwub" sound he makes at the 1:10 mark
>30 seconds into the video
>Just put that down
>Do you need a toy
>Just put it down
>Grandma is going to get you one later
>Oh my goodness
Fucking seriously? My kid is three and I tell her put it back if she doesn't put it back I tell her in the rage-mode-mom voice you'd better believe she puts that shit right the fuck back. She can scream all the way out the fucking door, that's fine, but you follow directions. That girls got to be at least 6, and he's talking to her like she's a scared horse.
Jessie is a fucking badass.
>wh-why havnt you had any kids yet anon? its s-such a joy!
>MOMMY I WANT THIS I WANT THIS I WAAAAAAAANT THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
heeheehee, suffer normies
Jayden or Ayden or Brayden or Hayden or Cayden
And now all the Sophias. It's a nice name and all, but I have like 5 friends with kids named Sophia. I have a stuffed penguin named Sophia that I named after a stripper I met in Vegas.
>Rage means yelling
No, there are other ways to inciteThe Fear. It's a quiet scary rage, Anon.
Look at all these proud single moms.
This is what dad's are for, my dad beat me once in my entire life yet still maintained the composure that If I were to truly fucked up or disrespected someone he'd fucking kill me in an instant.
Fear is power and dads are the best when it comes to making sure kids don't grow up to be fucking worthless cunts.
my dad beat me as a kid and it taught me that physical violence is psychological and emotional weakness, if you can't discipline your kid properly then you resort to swinging your fists around like a retarded ape, and here I am as well a failure shitposting on r9k on a friday night like you.
There's a difference between corporal punishment and child abuse. A smack on the hands or ass is really all you need. Parents who swing at their kids have another problem entirely
It's not always night and day, but yeah I do agree that SOMETIMES, when all else fails you need to smack a kid.
Except not on the ass, that is just weird and gay. I never understood that.
I'm kinda venting,
my piece of shit uncle is living with me because his wife is having problems and his kids are grade A shit because his wife won't let him be a father in anyway.
Where are you supposed to smack them? You can't do it in the face, anywhere but the ass you risk leaving a mark that can be seen or accidentally really hurting the kid. The ass is the general place to smack because it's durable.
That sounds awful. It's nice of you to take your uncle in, though.
>Where are you supposed to smack them?
the hands or back of the head
>anywhere but the ass you risk leaving a mark that can be seen or accidentally really hurting the kid
If you're hitting a kid hard enough that you're going "accidentally" hurting him, that crosses the line into child abuse senpai. Same if you want to cover up any would-be bruises.
Plus it does fuck up your kid. Why do you think so many sluts and homos have a spanking fetish?
>Back of the head
What? THAT sounds like abuse.
I agree with you that you shouldn't be hitting your kids that hard, but there's logistics to take into account when you're trying to smack a squirming screaming kid. I think butt is the easiest, safest avenue.
I don't think the fetishes have anything to do with that, though.
A quick smack to the back of the head is nothing.
If you're relying on a child's ass to cushion would-be serious injuries that would occur from hitting him elsewhere, that's abuse.
>I think butt is the easiest, safest avenue.
>I don't think the fetishes have anything to do with that, though.
>butt is the easiest avenue
How about kids freaking out in private but being recorded?
>in b4 single mom
There was another, deleted video where the kid insults the dad for being a fat loser who never took him to Disneyland enough and how he's glad that his parents are being divorced and the dad's like "well good! I'm moving accross the country!" and walks off. #mgtow
Ok, you did make me LOL
Smacking a kid in the back of the head, though, that seems wrong. First of all, if the kid is standing he might trip and hit his face. I mean there has to be some pain involved, and head trauma just sounds like a bad idea to me.
I had a little brother that would propel himself across the room if you touched him just for the drama. Kids do that shit then they get hurt. My daughter used to throw her entire body to the ground head first if you so much as told her "no" Laying them over your knee ensures proper procedure and control imo.
Smacking the hands I think is safe though, but I find it ineffective.
Why can't she physically subdue that kid?
>Oh yeah, having an 8 year old that outweighs you
She could have easily put that kid in an arm lock. That woman needs some Krav Maga training or something. Judo throw that fucking kid, but at the very fucking least
TAKE HIM OUT OF THE STORE GODDAMN!
Did you spank her tight little ass until she was 18?
It actually really annoys me when parents just let their retarded kids act like spergs in the store.
When I threw a tantrum, my mom would just kneel down and look me in the eye and say "If you keep crying I'm going to give you something to fucking cry about"
Once the child learns that something is a severe caning, they tend to behave better.
Lol what a faggot.
Fear is power.
There is a time to spoil a child rotten and a time to make them fear for their fucking life.
If they ever cross that line it's their own fault for being a little shit.
what makes it even better is the most unruly children I've come across all have leftist parents
>young parents with 2yo enter store
>parents let kid wander freely around the store while they shop
>come right back in
>parents looking around frantically, still let kid wander around
>mom stops searching, grabs child by shoulders
>"WHERE DID YOU PUT THE KEYS, ALEXANDER?!"
>child starts crying
>laugh to myself while they spend the next half hour turning over the whole store
>You hit me with that, you gon' lose yo life
>black guy out of nowhere, tries to stop kid
>finally catches him and drags him outside for cops
>nigger filming the kid destroy everything for 5 minutes says
>"YA BOI I WAS BOUT TO DO DAT TO, BOUT TO WOOP DAT ASS"
why do people do this?
You could stop some stranger's kid from wrecking a store even though it's not your responsibility
You could film the kid destroying the store and add witty commentary. He was probably never going to stop him unless he personally got hit or something.