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>casually texting oneitis like usual (just...
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>casually texting oneitis like usual (just friends)
>she knows i like her, it has been made clear
>she says that she will consider dating me as she gets to know me better
>reluctantly agree to that
>anyways, texting oneitis as usual
>randomly asks if i want to go walk around in the woods tomorrow
>what

am i going to get laid or something?
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Yes.

Go forth and leave this retched place, fellow neckbeard.
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That or shot, beaten or mugged?
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You won't get laid but it's a start
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>>25602631
hopefully, just be completely sure before you make any kind of a move
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>>she knows i like her, it has been made clear
>>she says that she will consider dating me as she gets to know me better
soon to be dead cuck
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>>25602680
eh, i guess it is.
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>>25602631
>Girl asks you to hang out
>Meet up
>She's brought Chad along
>They make out in front of you all the time
Bring a gun just in case, anon.
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Probably gonna harvest your organs so she can buy Chad that awesome motorbike he's been talking bout.
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>>25602631
Have you ever heard or smelled her fart?
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>>25603947
This, you can never be too cautious.
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>>25602631
How did you get your onitis to talk to you? Mine never responds to me, even if it's been years since we last talked and I send her "Merry Christmas" or something.
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>>25602631
>laid
Yeh, to rest.
/x/ is gonna love this one.
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>>25604641
You're asking the right questions here..
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is your oneitis a wiccan? her group of witches are going to sacrifice you to the devil!
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thinking you're going to get laid if she's barley considered dating you is kinda jumping to conclusions.
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>>25606087
>to the devil!
The devil? Really? Lucifer? The morning star? Satan? The desolate one? Beelzebub? The lord of the flies?
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>>25602680
I lost my virginity in the woods
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>>25602631
you've almost made it, anon. Go with it
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>>25606411
Anything like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhjkeZm9Lu0#t=80
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anon please listen to me please anon

whatever you do DO NOT BE AFRAID
whatever you do DO NOT LET HER GO

i let the girl i couldve loved go and now i am in much pain please anon save yourself from the pain i feel and do this right
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Read Young Goodman Brown before you go

It'll be an adventure
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Two enter the woods. Only one leaves. Make sure it's you brother.
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>>25602631

Pick your moment and fucking kiss her. Commit to it. Don't half-ass it.

You'll do fine. Good luck.
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>>25602631
Sounds like a succubus
She's gonna lure you to get coven and you're gonna get assraped by witches and ogres
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