Let's say you end up with a son, what are you going to teach him? How are you going to raise him?
pic related in a vague sens though not to necessarily be the topic of the thread
Let people be who they want to be
I think Humiliation and how to deal with it would be something that aught to be taught to all kids, followed by pride and when it's appropriate.
If you're too cruel to your kid you'll end up turning him into a quivering pussy.
That's a good plan anon, if I have sons they're definitely getting hit. It's really the only way guys learn. Gotta teach them the harsh truths about life, redpill them on women. The most important thing that kids these days lack is respect.
>his idol is Jeffree Star
Seriously, the fuck? An 8-year-old shouldn't be exposed to this shit.
>inundate him with studying (both academic but also shit like music and languages) and physical exercise
>teach him to see through the mindtricks of women
>make him start lifting at 15
>tell him to never be a pussy for anyone else
>tell him to despise normies and always stick up for the little guy
>tell him whilst despising women and normies, to still take advantage of them and infiltrate their vaginas and ranks respectively.
Well, you are a cuck and cucks don't can teach someone in the art of manliness.
i want to talk with him about how
independence, about women, about things like drugs or friends or what he want to be in the future
but not in a house
Outside in an forest near a wood fire seems like a place where he would understand.
>move to china with him
>go to shaolin temple with him
>train until we become the most powerful dad/son duo
>go back to america
>kill niggers for fun
>buy island in middle of nowhere
>son continues legacy to fight niggers in the americas
>live in island with huge turtle
>tfw I'm master roshi
holy fucking shit what am I looking at she looks like Japanese ghost going through an asexual teenage angst phase
>every boy is secretly a tranny
end me now senpai
I'm not homophobic, but what sort of terrible parent would let their 8 year old child listen to Jeffree Star?
when i was younger i wanted to play with a my little pony plastic pony doll, my mother said that there was nothing wrong with that and i could do it, but thankfully my dad ridiculed me for it so i didn't do it, really dodged a bullet there
I'd love to learn how to go camping, how to woodwork, how to do cool dad stuff, then teach it to my son. Sadly, my dad died before he could teach me anything. If I'm still on good terms with my brother and he has a son, though, I'll get to learning. I'll be a cool uncle.
>tfw /r9k/ threads make you wanna go to /pol/
eh that's probably equivalent to his scene-phase and he will likely grow out of it. maybe it's even smart that they support him because in his teen years when he wants to rebell against his parents it will make him want to be normal.
I have a nephew that plays exclusively with dolls. My sister knows it's strange, but it makes him really happy. Also the fact that he's kind of gifted in designing his doll's clothes/houses and my sister doesn't want to suppress it.
The difference between that kid and like the scene or goth phase qhere guys dress effeminately or metrosexual with make-up and shit is that they're doing it to get laid since teenage girls in those cliques are into that sort of fashion on guys.
Kid is 8 years old, no one is any clique of his age has hit puberty yet.
>the way that kid is leaning into the dude
>those bedroom eyes
>that semen-demon snarl
How much do you want to bet that 8 year old Ethan has sucked more dicks than his mom ever did?
I'm teaching him how to survive an abortion. Not sure if he will learn in time, though.
Well, no, not quite. If anything, there's a reasonable case for saying that, whilst gay doesn't imply feminine, feminine (or drag) implies gay. The point is rather that saying that drag equals gay is not at all like saying that gay equals drag.
What has happened to the world in this past decade or so, it's almost like a backwards fever dream.
Where did it all go wrong. When did everyone go crazy?
It's been a long time coming, anon. It started in the 90s with the PC craze, but they lost and had to take a break. Now the Marxist-inspired post-modernist retards are back in force.
I sincerely hope for the best for you and your heterobihomobarbeque son-daughter-man-bear-pig in 2034.
That sure is a real difficult question to answer
>get his growth plates checked
>if under 6'0" I pay for HGH therapy
>lead by example and act masculine
>be the strong dad so he admires me for being strong which males do to other males naturally
>take a clear and present role as the dominant figure in the family, over the mother, so she doesn't feminize him
>take him shooting
>make him learn instruments
>read him good poetry before he goes to sleep
>either get him into sports or get him into lifting
>get him into lifting when he starts puberty
>take him to the World's Strongest Man competitions as a kid and a young teen.
>talk about politics from a conservative point of view as a kid, so, as he already respects me and wants to emulate me, will have that frame of mind too
>then begin asking him what he thinks so he is forced to think
You have to submerge him into masculinity and make him aspire to be have it himself.
Jeffree star isn't a good role model for a child that young fss, not because he's a drag but he has his dick practically hanging out and is very sexual. Plus a kid shouldn't be dressing their face like a prostitute, girl or boy
the concept of equality between genders is just a luxury you can afford when men being men allow the civilization to survive.
However, when shit hits the fan, women will be the first to be cowering and whimpering while the men risk their lives.
Pretty sure your son will grow up to be a gay cunt with all that father son bonding.
>make him learn instruments
>read him good poetry before he goes to sleep
Yeah, he's gonna be gay.
I think you got them mixed up. He might be an okay father but his son will turn out gay. If he's okay with that then whatever. I don't care if other people ruin their childrens' lives.
>new boyfriend has a tranny older brother
>literally thought he was his sister
>confused af because childhood pics he looks like a girl
>figured it out when his Facebook said a boy name with girl name in parentheses, along with being listed as brother
Bruce Jenner makes me roll my eyes when people call him a woman, I don't know how I'm going to deal with this tbqh
I choose both. Why? He doesn't PLAN on his son being gay which means he TRIED to be a good father. He's just not smart enough to realise that if he tries too hard to make his son manly, his son will begin to love men and not women.
I'd expose him to a variety of things, and see which ones he shows an interest in, and have him develop his skills at those. I'd take a more hands-on approach on raising him at first, with eventually stepping back and letting him manage his own problems in his own way. But I'd still be there if he needed me, which is what matters tbhfam.
If he had to learn anything it'd be the following, in no particular order:
>bushcraft/basic survival skills
>leadership and teamwork
I'd probably home school my son and keep him away from the public system for as long as possible; Common Core is debilitating and I'd want him to work in a more casual environment than the constant grind towards honors and AP without any sort of emphasis on retention.
I'd want to believe I'd teach my son the virtues of honesty, pragmatism, and self-interest and instill an individualistic mindset in him without trying to make it as bitter an attitude as Objectivists have towards the rest of the world and altruism. These I would present solely as my beliefs; I don't want to force him into a mold of my ideal self, I just want to present him with the perspective and others in philosophy and have him figure it out for himself.
My own driving philosophy is largely based on Absurdism, so I suppose I'd pass that on.
It's one thing to let an informed person decide something for themselves, and another thing to let an uninformed person make a decision at all.
Not because I like public schools.
Because public schools force you to interact with real people and represent part of the real population in terms of race, wealth, etc.
I'm 25 now, and every home schooled person & most private schooled people I know are live at home loser/autists.
WHAT THE FUCK
I DON'T USUALLY RAGE BUT THIS IS FUCKING FUCKED
THIS MAN IS A PEDOPHILE
THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY THAT THIS KID DRESSED LIKE A SEX DOLL IS NOT GETTING FUCKED
AND THESE FUCKING PIECES OF TRASH ARE SUPPORTING HIM
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK WHAT THE FUCKIINNG FUKC
I would raise him with the intention of forming him into a responsible adult, and not an obedient child like my parents did to me.
Regardless, I'll never have a son. No woman will ever love me. May as well just pull the plug tonight and return to the real reality.
good poetry is great and artistic.
The only other option I'd have would be to read him stories about heroes overcoming great evils to inspire him to bravery.
Gives me another thought: I should watch an episode of Samurai Jack with him twice a week so he can find him as a hero during his childhood.
Nobody is taking anything away from your metrosexual, classy, gentlemen role models
No reason for upset
>from years 3-13 be dominating asian dad
>get him on piano at 3 and use that color coded shit so he can play Mozart and shit
>punish him severely for academic underachievement (I'll recognize if he is stupid or just SBL :^) )
>give him private school education and have him in extra curricular activities
>ages 13-18 become the all-american dad
>get him lifting
>get him on the sports team
>tell him if he hasn't fucked a girl by the time he is 15 I'll take his virginity myself (I am into that kind of thing)
This is the only correct answer
>hardcore s & m fetish incoming
>he's gonna have a cucumber up his as 3 hours a day