trex is the baddest bitch kill shit eat shit been had that bitch big teeth big mouth and shit that's right ok, eats whatever he wish ok that makes sense to me, cus if trex wasn't shit he'd be french to me you know tyra banks? named after this D or you can call him the king that's ok with me got a lizard problem? just speak to him cus the other dinosaurs are afraid of him and if you never seen his dick before, it wobbles to the floor like jibbs but more ok you can't roll with Rex, he'll split your body at the chest or eat you whole at best now you know whats up, ok uh huh alright shut up
Yo, step the fuck back the raptor is back to attack this whole fuckin forum is whack why am I rappin back when I could be out in the back smokin this whole fat sac
You boys be wakin up the raptor crew we comin at you from both sides like Dr.Grant say we do You wanna step up? you gonna get clawed, stoned, and cut Get back to the bong, finish this song, and put and end to you.
Zu-up, Zu-up. "Raptor" what is up?! Watch out this around because you're gonna get B-dup.
If ya don't know my name, ya got yourself to blame and when I'm finished with you won't you ever be the same.
I am RAP-tore Rip, 'cause I Rip ya throat. You all other raptors are fresh of Noahs boat I'm a lizard with more tales and heads than you combined, so here's a little tip compressed to a ZIP-file.
*bump tsa, bu-bump-bump tsa*
Sit down a for a minute on you prehistoric butt, and let me fry your brain, that's the size of of a walnut.
I will shriek 'n' shout 'til the message sinks in. So don't freak all out, let the lesson begin...
When ya see them lean, mean eaters of the green chewing on those yucky leaves like it's Grand Cuisine. Don't run 'em up all "hurr Ima eat ya Flesh!" They'll just book it like the Prince that is black and Fresh.
So there you stand, all empty clawed, praying for help from the all loving Lizard God. But he's too busy getting sucked by a toad So's now time to finally hit God-mode
Here are the words you've been waiting for, listen close 'cause you know there ain't gonna be no more:
*bump tsa, bu-bump-bump tsa*
3..2..1..*ROAR* You gotta WAIT, Liza Fuel your HATE, Liza Pretend it's fucking Windows UPDATE, Liza
When time's RIGTH, Liza Leap and FIGTH, Liza And release all your fucking CARNIVORE MIGHT.
That's all there's too it, Go now out and do it. And stop being such a herbivore shit.
Im like a dino with some hoe, I plan my move with my little arms, i will fuck you up like a slaughter farm Yall got nothing on my roar, i will make your ass sore, thats why they call me a fucking Dinosaur.
hey yo im a fuckin beast yallready know my species, still aint extinct ill straight call all you lizards weak and you wont do shit, cause you cant evolve enough to speak i fuck them longneck hoes who eat leaves off trees my dick so big leave imprints for scientists to see you think my fuckin species got killed off by a dead star? HELL NAW NIGGA IM FUCKIN HUGE IN THIS BITCH LIKE REPTAR you best devolve, before i catch you out of your prime soft as amphibians, ill send you back to the land before time
Please, giant lizard, do tell us some more. I want to hear your thoughts while I scamper down the floor, like a silent shadow, a shadow of death, for when you finally see me you'll take your last breath.
The pressure of fear inside you all the time, wishing you never claimed I was never in full prime. So paranoid you start to wear shiny tinfoil, the pressure's so big you soon piss out oil,
Only way you kill me is if you squished me with your butt, but I always stay clear of your ass no matter what.
Sure Barney, you're a little bigger in size, but ironically that will also be your demise.
Your fate is sealed, your cards are dealed and soon some archeologist will find you deep in a field, thinking "boy, this dino sure looks thick and dumb" and mistake the imprint of your dick for your thumb.
And me? Hehe, sure I'll be there too, but not underground like the fool that is you. I'll be in that field, all happy and fat, having evolved into a superior rat, just laughing off my tail, and-- OH SHIT, WAS THAT A CAT?! Cya later, peabrain, gotta bail!
Come gather 'round Dinos, wherever you roar And submit to your God for whom you stand before. And respect my lil' tune, It's too great to ignore, If your tail to you is worth saving.
Else you better start sprinting or I'll swallow you whole. For my wrath is never a-changing
Come raptors and Rexes who have "evolved" into hen Do not become fried and then spiced with cheyenne And don't cluck too soon for the time will come again When us 'saurs will rise and start maiming
For you losers now are still of my kin And our wrath is never a-changing.
Come lizards, snakes, toads and frogs, but never do crawl Rise up from the ground, stand up and stand tall For he who crawls in dirt will be he who we'll maul It's a matter of pride in which we're engaging
We'll soon eat all humans and savour their balls For our wrath is never a-changing
Kill mothers and fathers throughout the land Relish in their cries, all will go as I've planned My sons and my daughters, you're in my command All who enroll will soon be seen raging
Please get in on the fun and come see it first hand For our wrath is never a-changing
Come see the new dawn, It'll be a gory blast Go chow down a cow, but don't eat it too fast I present to you now the curse I have cast Disorder is rapidly pervading
So bow down now or your this breath will be your last For my wrath is never a-changing.
mista leopluradon bout to lay the hurt on some bitch id squirt on catch you in the water ill turn you into a carcass ill take you down faster than than nigga iron tarkus try to swim to shore and run ill reach you with my neck hun drag you down till you can't see the sun I'm the closest thing to a dragon but I don't need wings to kill seath is just plain actin crystal magic don't show skill yea so what this dino play dark souls I'm the legend you never heard of he's back and his rhymes are cold
stand in the light stay awake all night once a month i slept while the night light was bright then one morning i took the fruit flesh off the one with thorns but all of a sudden i was forced to the ground seeded and given a burden by the dino king
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