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Which pill do you take /r9k/?
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Which pill do you take /r9k/?
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>>25601178
blue
I can fix more shit with 10m cash than by going back in time and fucking shit up again. Also, ever get tired when rewatching a series/movie? imagine that, only with your life instead. Would you really go through middle school/highschool/college again?
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>>25601178
Million dollars.
Changing the past, even for the better, scares me.
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>>25601178

I don't even know the mistakes I made or where I fucked up to begin with, I know there is something wrong with me since I'm not like the other guys. Fixing my problems won't fix my bald head, my average dick and my height


So i'll take the blue pill.
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>>25601178
red
Only one change necessary, and my life would be completely different
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>>25601178
>going back to the past
lmao fuck that shit
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>>25601178
Being a person I could respect is worth more than 10 million so I'm going red pill
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>>25601178
blue I'd build a small hut on my step dad/moms land and have internet and everything and live alone. I'd be set for life since I don't leave the house anyways.
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>>25601252

>I can fix more shit with 10m cash than by going back in time and fucking shit up again

This.

My fucking shit up is chronic, no time travel can fix that.
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>>25601178
the money

my past life wasn't perfect, but i seriously doubt i have the ability to avoid bad the bad parts while simultaneously recreating the good parts
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>>25601178
If I go red pill I might change. If you can that is.
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>>25601178
blue pill
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>>25601178
Depends on if the mistakes are fixed automatically or if I need willpower and social skills to fix them.

I think I'd rather take the blue pill cause my life isn't that fucked up.
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Blue. I want money for school.

I would only want red to save me from feeling old
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Red pill. Heaven on hell; heaven edition.
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>>25601178
The red pill and my birth
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>>25601178
In a way I'm my parent's red pill. If I killed myself I'd be fixing my parent's biggest mistake.
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>>25601178
>Choose red
Keep fucking shit up

>Choose blue
End up friendless because everyone would treat you differently.

Red sounds better desu.
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Blue pill. There's no mistake that I've done that can't be fixed with a shitload of cash.
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>>25601509
You don't tell anyone about the money dummy.
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>>25601178
Cash.

As much as going back to fix things would be nice, it would also influence other events. Maybe I don't get to meet certain people or make certain friends because of things I change, its scary.
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>>25601576
>Buy Lamborghini
>Tell nobody

kek
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Red pill has been my dream for a long time. I can pinpoint exact fuckups and oppurtunities that I didn't take. I could catch onto my medical stuff early, buy into bitcoin and have way more than 10million.
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>>25601476
>take blue
>even bother going to school at all
wow
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>>25601178
Red pill for what? So I can suffer more? It's like extending one's prison setence
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>>25601625
>buy lambo
>no more money
wow
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>>25601178
Red
I think I'd rather be happy and semi succesful than be seriously fucked up with 10 million dollars.
It would be great to go back into my past knowing what I know now and fix things.
I'd give anything to go back and mend the mistakes I made.
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>>25601648
actually now that you mention that if I could go back and invest in Apple or some shit I would have way more than just 10 million.
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Blue pill and live off it for the rest of my NEET life.
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If I can engineer it so I can repeatedly take the red pill and achieve a state of groundhog-day-like immortality, I'd do that. Live out the rest of my life and then take the red pill before I die. Rinse + repeat.
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>>25601772
Take the red pill and continuosly jump the cunt who originally gave it to you. Easy.
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>>25601178
Red.

I'd give anything to go back and live my life right. I could end up with more than 10 million dollars and a fulfilling life.
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>>25601706
Name a Lambo that costs $10 million.
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>>25601178
Cash. I'll just buy my happiness.
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10 million dollars. I haven't made 10 million dollars worth of mistakes yet.
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You wouldn't be you without your mistakes. Suffering breeds will in the right mind. Take the money.
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>>25601625
Even the most expensive Lamborghini model which only has like 10 models is $5 million. Purchasing a Murciealgo or model of that ilk is still going to be more affordable for someone with $10 million than the average person buying a used sedan who has to borrow money to buy the car.
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>>25601881
You'd have the knowledge of suffering from your previous life?
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>>25601503

Bruh
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Red pill fascinates me because time travel in general fascinates me. Sure, there's things I wish I could change, but there's so many other variables that could influence things, and I doubt I'd be able to do things like predict lottery numbers or the future because of the butterfly effect. I could end up even worse than I am now. Also, as cliche as it sounds, my mistakes and what I've been through have made me stronger and made me into who I am today.

The blue pill is the safest bet. I could help my family (were currently not in the best place financially, long story), and I could probably invest and multiply that money and provide for generations to come.

There's things and people I've lost, but I truly believe everything happens for a reason, and if nothing else, I've got a pretty damn good story to tell. I'll take the blue pill.
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>>25601625

>buying a Lamborghini
>not a Ford F-350
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>>25601178
do I have to fix the mistakes myself or are they fixed for me?
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Red seems obvious to me. Go back in time the night before a major jackpot draw and choose the correct numbers and win $500 million
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>>25602023
>truly believe everything happens for a reason
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>>25601954
Yeah, and as soon as I start driving it, people will want to be "friends" with me just so they could get a slice of the cash.
Although desu I'd rather just get the $10 million so I could move to the Caribbean.
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>>25601648
Sure, but are you old enough to do it yourself?
>mooooom invest in apple i meeean it...
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Blue pill.

>Original comment, fuck you.
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>>25602047
>Buy an F-350
>Found On Road Dead.jpg
>Have nothing to haul
>Useless truck
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>>25601178
Blue. Fuck the past. Money is happiness.
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>>25602127
Well I mean as a baby, in private, I'd explain to my parents that I'd lived the life before and as a talking baby I think they'd believe me. I'd predict 9/11 to prove it to them. Then after that they'd fund me to invest in bitcoins and apple so we'd be rich as fuck.
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>>25601679
Not him, but some people actually like taking classes just to learn. Being retired in your 20s could get really boring too. One of my friends relatives somehow managed to retire in his late 20s and he got so bored after just a couple months that he started working shitty retail jobs just to keep himself busy.

Also, 10 million really isn't that much in the grand scheme of things. You could definitely live the rest of your life without working, but its not really enough to maintain generations of wealth or too extravagant of a lifestyle.
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>>25602055
>not accounting for butterfly effect
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The choices are imbalanced. $10M is enough for a modest man to live the rest of his life on so I'd have to choose that.

I'd definitely skip $1 million to roll back the clock though, money doesn't mean that much to me but not having to work out of necessity the rest of your life is an easy choice.
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>>25601178
Lawl, If i take red pill i get both, though i doubt anyone would believe me.

I predicted the first wave of bitcoin price surges within a degree of 2% of the final price when ASICs came out. I got scared when two companies pulled out of the Asic game, one which i had a miner invested in. ( I had 2 miners with different companies, pulled both due to fear that I'd lose money and they wouldn't refund me).

I then made a semi bad investment in the mean time which i was going to use as my capital to trade coin. Oh how i fucking regret that because I broke even a few months later and missed out my opportunity to trade BTC. I'm a fucking fool.

Also would fix relationships and me pulling out money on the oculus rift dev kit, fuck 600 dollar preorder
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>>25602193
>Also, 10 million really isn't that much in the grand scheme of things. You could definitely live the rest of your life without working, but its not really enough to maintain generations of wealth or too extravagant of a lifestyle.

If you can't turn $10 million into an extravagant lifestyle then you are extremely retarded. Even if it's stuck in a bare bones bank account you're going to earn $100,000 dollars just off interest alone.
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blue pull desu
I can pay my normie best friend for rent and live as a NEET with people to talk to for the rest of my life
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>>25601178
Red. I am CONSTANTLY having flashbacks of every moment of my life I fucked up. It won't stop. I seen several therapists over it and nothing works. Please give me the red pill.
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>>25602301
>Lawl, If i take red pill i get both, though i doubt anyone would believe me.
the truth is nobody cares you little fuckwad
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>>25601838
>what is insurance
>what is maitenance
>what is inflated property tax
>what is 10 miles per gallon because of a fucking 12 cylinder engine

You'd have that car for 5 years, max, before you'd have to sell it for food.
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>>25602340
Fair enough, I got caught up in the assumption of just trying to live off the $10 million without investing or doing anything else with it.

My first point still stands. I'd personally probably take classes if I had a ton of free time and lots of money.
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>>25601284
your birth?
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>>25602340
Another thing, as someone with experience in entrepreneurship, there's a lot of risk and calculation that goes into investments and making that money multiply. You don't have to be an idiot to manage to lose it all. It happens all the time.
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>>25602414
>$500,000 for car
>$1,000,000 for Roth IRA
>$500,000 for walking-around money
>$8,000,000 for mutual funds @15% return
>Have enough money for everything you specified, plus living expenses.

http://www.kiplinger.com/tool/investing/T041-S001-top-performing-mutual-funds/index.php
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>>25601178
Red pill. More money won't change my life in any meaningful way.
Preventing my dad's suicide would
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>swallow red pill
>go back in time to my 8 year old self but with the mind of my 24 year old self
>suddenly I'm an 8 year old with a knowledge of imminent future events who can write academic texts, has degree-level knowledge of world history, analysis and theory, A-level knowledge in medicine and am able speak a new language out of nowhere

You wouldn't need the million dollars then, you'd be famous, your life would be set.
Plus there are some things money can't fix, like physical flaws on account of you becoming depressed and getting really fat at one point.

I'd never let that happen again if I could go back to the beginning.
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>>25602613
dude
l
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>>25601178
definitely blue pill
>money's the only thing that matters
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Red of course. Think of all the vidya I'd get to play during their prime that I missed out on and only arrived later on when it was diluted.

All this can be experienced while also doing well in school, lifting and fucking girls from as young as 6 years old. It would be a fucking dream.
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>>25602216
how would being sent back into your self change the lottery numbers
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Take the red pill but hold onto it, don't swallow it. Wait until I'm about to die, then take it.
Become a wise prophet in my repeat life.
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I have a superior idea.

Choose red pill.
Before you swallow it, go online and and find out the winning lottery numbers for every rollover of each month and write it down.
Swallow red pill, go back in time to your child self but with your adult mind and winning lottery numbers.
Give your family the first numbers. Boom. You're rich.
Fly through school revered as a genius.
Wait until your older and you've already corrected past mistakes.
Use the numbers you've written down again, win for yourself.
Hold onto the winning numbers sheet, give out winning numbers you don't need to people you like in life who need the money.
Live out the rest of your life in happiness and comfort and adored by those around you.
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>>25603002
Bitch, I was about to make this post.
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>>25603002
ehe he heh heh
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bluh, bruh.
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>>25603030

I swallowed the red pill, went back in time and waited for you to make this post on Saturday the 9th of January 2016 huehuehue
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>>25603096
I swallowed the red pill and have been biding my time just so that I can call this guy an asshole before the thread 404s.

>>25603211
You're an asshole.
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>>25603168

S-sorry kazoku :(
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>>25603168
I would make a joke about dubs, but you can only do that on /b/.
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>>25603168
who are you calling an asshole, dickweed?
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>>25603208

3 POSTS OFF SO FUCKING CLOSE GODDAMNIT I FUCKING SAT THERE AND CALCULATED THAT SHIT TOO
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Even if the red pill would make me fix my mistakes without any chance of me fucking up again I guess I would choose the money. It would certainly be a very useful as a facilitator for my wildest aspirations. More so than fixing my past mistakes would be. Plus, I learned a lot from them and I'm young enough to make them pretty much a negligible part of my past.
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>>25603230
But I mean dubs aren't all that great. I get at least two posts with dubs a day.
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>>25603230
That's because you're not an asshole. Don't you believe in fate Anon? This guy does.

>>25603333
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>>25601178
>take red pill
>mine a fuckton of bitcoins
>get more than $10 million from it
>have a slightly better explanation for it than "I took a pill and this cash showed up lol"
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>>25603002
>what is the butterfly effect?
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>>25603280

NO FUCK YOU I'LL DO IT THIS TIME!

C'MON BABY GIMME SOME OF THAT FATE!
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>>25603230
do you only post in dubs?
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>>25603322

REEEEEEEEEEEE ARE YOU KIDDING ME WTF
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>>25603344

44, 22, WHY DO I KEEP GETTING THE DUBS I DON'T WANT

If I dubs this time I'm sudoku. Not even kidding.
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>>25603322
>>25603344
>>25603366
Spoiler alert: you did it ;)
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>>25603366

Wow.
Well.
Wow.

It's been nice knowing you guys..... farewell my penis-bearing chums.
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>>25603366
You're not the person that's going to kill themselves today.

>>25603444 is
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>>25603392
bye bby have a goodone.


did I just pun? I believe I did.
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>>25603392
>not dubs
Well, you had a good run.
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>>25603419

Here's my chansu!
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why did that guy hate dubs? I mean a few of my posts in a row have dubs.
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>>25601178
>$10,000,000 cash
>buy island- most likely this one-
http://www.privateislandsonline.com/islands/sandy-cay-bahamas
>put the rest in dividend paying stocks and every now and then rent out one of the properties on it out for extra cash

live out my life, cultivating fruit trees on an island in the Caribbean FUCK YA
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How am I going back to the past? Am I traveling back to my younger body with all the knowledge that I have now? Am I going back in a time machine and having to tell my past self everything?

How far back can I go? I could easily get 10 million dollars cash Back to the Future style.

You nee to lay down some time rules.
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>>25601178
>Red Pill
I wouldn't be able to make 10 million in my 23 years of life, so I'll take the blue and live off the interest becoming the most ideal NEET.
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>>25603454

>444
>get 454

Mods are playing tricks on me....
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>>25603462
penisland.com what about this one?
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>>25601178
Red pill all the way
The most self aware kid in middle school is coming
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>>25603490
>penisland.com
shit I don't think it's a thing anymore.
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>>25601178
>tfw blak pill

u jelly fags?
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If I do the right thing at every turn I'd have billions of dollars and so would anyone
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>>25603527
Nevermind, everyone.
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>>25603581
I've taken the red pill to warn you. Only you can stop the end of the world, fight them to your dying breath robots, progressives are the enemy.
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>>25603581
HOW WHAT TELL ME
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>>25601178

I'd probably find a better dealer
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>>25602816
Unless you did things LITERALLY the EXACT same way, there would be enough variables to cause a chain of events that would change the outcome of the lottery, even if they seem like extremely insignificant factors. Look into butterfly effect
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>>25602047
Why are americunts obsessed with shitty over-sized cars?
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>>25603581

Haha oh wow, well done sir. Well done.
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>>25603572
>Q: Can I provide my own wood?
>A: In most cases we can handle your wood.
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>>25603611
m8 that makes no sense whatsoever. there's nothing some nobody can do to change the lottery numbers. the real question is would the randomly chosen numbers remain the same the second time around?
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>>25601178
>implying I wouldn't fuck up everything even worse the second time
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>>25603581
HELP PLEASE MY BRAIN IS MELTING OUT OF MY ANGUS
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>>25603662
It will all become clear to you in time. Trust your instincts Anon, you will need them.
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>>25603657
kekt 9001 times
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>>25603685
I'm serious. even If you did have a time machine you wouldn't be able to do that. I CALL WITCHCRAFT!
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>>25603721
I simply did not make any posts until then, having memorized the exact second that post number would occur it became a simple matter.
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>>25603763
Algorithm pls?
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>>25603802
I cannot stay here any longer, I must return. Pay close attention to this post. Nobody listened to him the first time around. If they did, history may have played out differently.

>>26251905

The fate of humanity rests with you Anons.
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>>25603857
I don't understand! please mentor me, oh glorious postmaster!
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>>25603581
Absolutey epin
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Red for sure. I only have to change one thing that I did almost 2 years ago.
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>>25603462
>Private Island costs only 8 million
Going to be honest, that is actually way lower than I was expecting.
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you can make far. farrrrrr more money wiuth the red pill. idiots
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>>25601178
I remember getting the 300m powerball wrong, I suppose that counts as a mistake :^)
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>>25601178
Blue pill
>Buy nice house earthquake proof house in Cali
>furnish it should have 7 mil left.
> Put all but like 100k in the bank.
>Take a group of anons to Bangkok for ladyboys and debauchery.
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>>25604170

>He's old enough where he can go back in his timeling and everything "important" hasn't already been invented yet

KEK, what a fucking loser.
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>>25604390
>Stock market
>Betting on sports events you know the outcome of

I can go back in time a couple months and this chick could make me a good chunk of money
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>>25601178
Blue, i haven't made that many mistakes in the past.
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>>25601178
Blue Pill would enable me to fix my mistakes.

So I'll take that, there's no guarantee I won't fuck up again if I get a second shot.
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Red just to fix the one mistake that made me lose her
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>>25605135
Get over her, she's already gotten over you, and had at LEAST one other penis in her vagoo.
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>take red pill
>go back in time and never use any drug other than pot
>move in with my dad after the divorce instead of my mom
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Fucking going back in time. Play the stock market, bet on sports games; make more money than 10M and fix my mistakes.
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>>25604488
not big enough ... go back 8-9 years, and use 2 paychecks on bitcoins
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>>25605135
She'll come right back for you once she sees your 10 million bucks
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>>25601252
>not going back in time with the knowledge of the present and using it to play the stock market or bet on horse races.
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If I could go back in time, with the knowledge and memories I have now, I would suck one hundred dicks for the red pill
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>>25601178
The red pill is a better deal, but only if the specifics of "going back in time" and "fix mistakes" is outlined. There's a shitton of ways that can be monkey's pawed.

The blue pill is safer that way. Sure, the source of the money could be an issue, but controlling what happens when you have ten million is much easier than controlling what could happen by some extremely vague wish-granting pill.
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>>25605643
red pill gives you a second chance, learn from your mistakes and all that. plus happiness and being proud of yourself is worth alot more than all the dollars available ;)
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>>25603658
No they wouldn't, that's the point. Seriously, just look up the butterfly effect.
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>>25601178
Red pill would allow me to live out my life completely differently and unfuck my shit up. I can work hard in school, go to a college that'll actually give me worthwhile connections, and get with the qt3.14s in high school who wanted to bang. My only worry is that I fall for the temptation presented by the school slut in the 9th grade, fuck her, and then ruin my reputation forever.
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>>25605757
Just by existing you can't change something you have absolutely no impact on though. Butterfly effect only extends to things you come into contact with, just by choosing to lift and bang sluts in middles school how could you possibly change the outcome of a national lottery?
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If blue I pay off my student loans to the Jewish Overlords and go to an actual good school.

Red:
>never ever become a christcuck
>actually workout in HS
>join a sports team
>do sports/school
>get a scholarship
>go to a good school and not be a lazy shit.
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>>25605748
And this in no way changes my stance. The circumstances, specifics and details of what, when, where, and how this "second chance" happens are not even pretending to be laid out.

What if you were just a voice in your own head, unable to do anything but whisper shit your younger self might ignore anyway, or be committed to a mental asylum for? What if the transfer drastically cut your lifespan? There are literally TRILLIONS OF WAYS that this horribly vague bullshit can ruin this choice.

I'll take ten mill, I just hope the bill sizes are laid out logically (not all 1$ bills please, all legal tender, not stolen/marked bills, not counterfeit). Either way, there is much less that can go terribly wrong with a pile of money.

If I could accurately define the parameters of "going back in time and fixing shit", I'd pick that. Duh. But you can't, so no thanks.
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>>25605757
Butterfly effect and time travel always makes me think about dimension jumping / travel
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>>25601178
Blue pill of course
Haven't you guys seen that episode of Star Trek where Q lets Picard go back in time and correct all of his mistakes and then he just ends up extremely boring and lame
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Blue pill is objectively better

>fix your mistakes
but i became a robot because middle school kids excluded me from everything because i didnt share anyones interests or humor and they didnt get along, causing me to become socially inept later on and slowly sinking deeper

>10 million dollars
i can shape my own future, travel, meet new people, life a luxurious life, potentially invest in something to make that fortune bigger, etc

if i had that money there'd be a good chance that it'd help me back up in the process.
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Red so i can Umareru Kachi no Nakatta Jibun ga Anna no Tame ni Dekiru Ikutsuka no Koto a girl who used to like me but i was to stupid to relise it also if i fixed certain mistakes i could make more than 10mil
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Red pill always, honestly I have fantasized about going being mentally time traveling into my younger body everyday for years now. Going back in time would give me the opportunity to make more than 10 million. Even if I was somehow "forbidden" from making that much money I could still make a modest living and at least live a comfortable worry free life. Not only that but the opportunity to fix everything I fucked upped with my family and friends is worth any money I could ever have in my current life.
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>>25605848
Fuck, by this logic, the $10 mill would come from prostitution and human trafficking.
What I'm reading is that my consciousness travels back in time to my chosen destination. I keep all my "wisdom" and all my memories, and I am allowed to roll my die again.
My life is actually pretty OK, but I would do it in a heartbeat.
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>>25602301
While i didnt predict aby price increase or anything like that i was really considering investing 5-10k into bit a few weeks before the massive rise in price i fucked up
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>>25601178

RED, I was planning on buying bitcoin when it was worthless and my mum said it was illegal, if i go back in time I'd buy and mine a fuckton and sell when they were worth 1k.

probably make a few hundred million...
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>>25605995
Also i predicted ronda rousey would be koed by holm in thr 2nd by the very kick that she was koed with. If i would have bet on it i could have made a fortune. I wanted to bet on it but wasnt sure how to since its illegal in the usa except for vegas as far as i know
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>throwing away opportunities that like 95% of the human population will never have because "i wanna try to be chad in hs and get slightly better grades" only to end up braindead in your shitty career with a wife that inevitably divorces you

you could on a luxury trip to japan instead of posting on reddit about your midlife crisis
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>>25606055
Anyone can obtain money, time is a commodity that you lose forever once it's gone. Not to mention the fact that you can surely make 10 million dollars or more if you go back in time knowing what you know now.
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>>25605951
>Fuck, by this logic, the $10 mill would come from prostitution and human trafficking.
Eh, not my problem.

If some magical pill gives me dirty money, at least I know I can spend it in a way that won't cause further harm. Of course, if I took the pill and a giant pile of cash appeared, I'd check it thoroughly for any kind of device, then put it in some bags, go buy a van, pack all my shit up and disappear. I'd spread some trails somewhere else and stay on the move, because if its drug money or something I don't want to be there when someone comes looking for it.

By your interpretation, I would take the red pill also, assuming no other downsides. I would take down lottery numbers and various other things, go back to my own body a day before the lottery and right after my 18th birthday so butterfly effect doesn't have the chance to change numbers around; the effect would only change stuff as a cumulative result through of years of tiny changes. Then I would do what I want to do now but don't have enough money for, all the while getting my dreams years before I even really knew what I wanted (while now I do).
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Blue
I haven't gotten any smarter and wouldn't know how to fix my mistakes
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>>25606141
This is like saying "anyone can get laid". It's completely meaningless.
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>>25606327
Except it's not. If you went back in time you'd at least have some idea of which stocks preform well and which sports teams win.
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>>25606372
You just want to be a normie. I want 10 mill to finally live in solitude comfortably. Fuuuck just give me 3 mill instead.
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>>25606315
Personally I'll just avoid the mistakes and just concentrate on the good. I wouldn't try being a Chad or anything but I'll probably manage to get awesome teenage sex, and I'll have knowledge how to do things that I didn't figure back then.
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Which one will kill me?
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>>25601297
damn, thats dark man
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>>25601178
Red pill all day every day, not even a hard decision.
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>>25601178
>take red pill
>buy shitloads of bitcoins when they were like a penny each
>make 100s of millions

Not that hard tbqh family
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Am I allowed to "fix my mistake" of not winning the lottery? In that case I take the red pill and enjoy my perfectly constructed life with billions of dollars to my name.
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>>25603644
reddit needs to LEEEAVE GET THE FUCK OUT
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>>25601178
Blue Pill.
The only mistake I'd fix by going back in time is ending myself when I had the chance.
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>>25606055
Who gives a shit man? All the money in the world wont let me experience the early days of the games I loved that are gone forever.
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10 million. I can invest the shit out of that.
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>>25603512
That's exactly what I was thinking too. I think I would be a lot better off if I didn't have such a rough middle school life. Shit even as a robot right now, I think if I went back with my mindset I could have been a chad
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red
not buying a lotto ticket with a specific number was a mistake etc
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>>25601178
Red Pill fix all my mistakes including not choosing the blue pill.
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Red pill could easily net me more than 10 million, so that.
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>take the red pill
>fix all mistakes
>get to point in life where the pill choice is given
>take blue pill
gg
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Blue

-

Blue
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Red pill.
>gainknowledge of the stock market over the last 10 years
>go back and invest
>watch the millions roll in while I'm still in middle school
>watch my family blow it on stupid shit
>foiled again
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>pick red
>get to live through childhood again
>this time not be a lazy fuck, less candy, more sports
>learn to play guitar
>ace school thanks to my prior knowledge of everything
>swim in pussy because I know how to be not me
>Gamble on the sports events I remember the winner to abd buy bitcoins when they ate cheap as shit and get rich

Loving it.
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Blue.

I don't need to worry about bad career choices, times I made girls cringe or whatever.

I have 10 million dollars for fuck sake.
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The biggest mistake i made was getting the wrong lottery numbers. So yeah.,. also i could do well starting over too.
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>>25601178
Red.

I'll set myself up while I'm at it.
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>>25606372
Shit, there was a liverpool game in Istanbul in 2005 I think.

Liverpool were losing 3-0 at half time but came back to win the game on penalties.

Wonder what the odds were like... probably 1000/1.
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There is literally nothing in my past that I regret .
I take the money
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>>25601178
I am only 20, yeah I fucked up things but 10M dollars will help more to fix things then go back in time.
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Red.

Ask any old rich old person, and they'll tell you more time on earth is priceless.
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im not gonna lie if i go back in time to "fix" my mistakes ill probably just wake up watch anime and sleep instead of going to school or whatever
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>>25609630
you have to be rich to afford thinking gay ass platitudes like that. Ask any old wageslave and they want to fucking die
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>pick red pill
>die
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>>25601625
what the fuck do i need a lambo for
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Blue pill, then travel around the world.
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>>25601178
Blue of course. To be honest I'd make the exact same mistakes I made since there wasn't really a way for me to live my life differently.

If I had the money on the other hand I could literally do everything.
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>>25601252
Red Here.

Would do school differently, choose a girl that wouldn't tear my heart apart, not get involved with certain groups of friends/people, get more involved in my interests.

Basically a complete opposite of what's happened to my life.
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>>25601284
Killing yourself before you were able to form independent thought?
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Blue.

Its not just that I fucked up. I am fucked up. Theres no fixing that.
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>>25601178
Red pill since one of my mistakes is not having 10 million dollars
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If I took the red pill I would
-maintain good tongue posture as a child so my face develops normally and I get a 9/10 aesthetic face
-play more sports
-play less videogames
-take more risks (talk to girls)
-get great grades
That's about all it would take for me to be happy. I'm pretty confident in my character, so I think changing the physical and health related mistakes I've made would make me a more balanced individual.
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>>25601178
I don't think I'm capable of fixing my past mistakes...even if I do, I'll still have my illnesses, so I'm going with the money
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>>25601178
Basically asking "10 million dollars" or to live an additional 20 years.

Additional 20 years of life hands down. Not to mention, I could easily become much richer just by convincing my father what to invest in or buy.... I could also steal future ideas as my own and become filthy rich.

Fuck yeah. Red pill is a billion times better than blue
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>>25601178
>blue
>invest
>live off investments for the rest of my life
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>>25601178
>red
>my mistake was not choosing the right lottery numbers 20-odd times
>become billionaire from knowing lottery numbers
Sounds good, senpai.
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>>25601178
I just want a pill that can make my parents young again. And make them stop aging.
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>>25601178
Blue Pill is for people whose lives were so shitty that they never want to go back to them. People who know that the course there life is on isn't in any way their own fault. True robots.

Red is for failed normies who could've been alright if only they hadn't failed.

I chose red.
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>>25601178
If I didn't have my mistakes, I'd be a much worse person now. I'd rather have my current knowledge and 10 million than be as broke as I am now and ignorant.
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>>25610550
>Additional 20 years of life hands down.

4 of those years i'm a fucking baby.
14 of those years I have to go to fucking school.

College is tolerable tbqh senpai but why the fuck would I want those 18 years back.
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Is my conception my parents' mistake, or my mistake? I'll take the blue pill anyway.
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>>25601178
>go back in time
>fuck lolis legally
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>>25601178
I can't really pinpoint any mistakes that I've made, so blue pill for me.
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>>25601178
Absolutely Red... I would love to experiment to see what changes I can make to my life.
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>>25610670
I know it seems ridiculous.. But if you make sure as a kid you keep the tongue at the roof of your mouth, teeth together, lips together, and breathe through your nose throughout your entire childhood, you will have a model face. Orthotropics, nigga. Made me realize how fucked humans are to forget about basic fucking posture
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I would take even 1 million dollars. There's no fixing this shit.
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>>25605542
The few things i remember won't be enough to get me close to that much money.
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>>25601178
red, i cant go back now
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Blue pill. $10 million would solve every single issue I have in life right now for the rest of my life.

Imagine going to the past and still ending up on r9k anyway?
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Blue pill.
No more worrying about a job
No more worrying about education
I can dedicate my life to making music and spending time with friends
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>>25605542
this except not as cliche, because lmao having written those things down

I would definitely move out sooner, stay in school, use my current hobby knowledge to get in deeper into mod scenes and game dev and fursuit manufacturing and such, etc. and work towards a much more comfortable lifestyle though. I don't need a lot of money to be happy. I need a bunch, like, a grand a month would be 100% set with no complaints for myself as a single person and that's definitely attainable.
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>>25601178
Assuming the redpill magics all my mistakes out of existence and makes my life good right now I'd take that.

If I'm supposed to go back in time and sort it out myself then I'll just take the 10 million.
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>>25601178
>taking the red pill
You do know that that's why your whole life is shit, right?

Ignorance is blissful as they say. That's why normies are so happy all the time.
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>>25611581
You can see me? I doubt that. How do you know I'm blonde?
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>>25601178
Red pill. If I fix some mistakes, I wouldn't be a khv today.
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These kinds of wish fulfilment threads are the biggest waste of time on /r9k/, but red pill.

A few big ones:
-Stay in touch with girls I knew when I was eleven for when I changed to an all-boys school
-stay in the top maths set
-keep up rowing
-go to tea after school and talk to girls in 6th form
-talk to those hot bitches in 6th form, and the ones in the year below. It would be so easy if you remember what you had done in this life.
-join a decent society and get a position of responsibility at Cambridge
-force yourself to revise for exams at Cambridge so you don't fail

I would have been elite so easily.
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>go back and live a shitty boring life all over again but with gay shit like having wisdom

OR

>spend all day drinking, doing drugs and fucking prostitutes all day with some video games and gambling on the side, overdosing and peacefully leaving this shithole at the age of 35 just before you finish through the 10 mil

Mmm

Anyone who says anything good happens after 35 is lying

Responsibilities cool but there's more things in life
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>>25611777
wow edgiest man itt is a death grips fan how surprising
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>>25601178
>Blue pill
>retire now
>live happy lower middle class life without having to work
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10 million

Making the mistakes I've made in the past has made me a better person from learning from those mistakes. At least with the million, I can do something currently with it to improve my life.
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>>25611777
>Anyone who says anything good happens after 35 is lying

how would you know?
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>>25611853
That's around the age you trade your health and your fun for "seniority" and ED

I'll fucken pass mate
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Anyone who chooses the red pill should read the book "Replay".
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I could have infinite chances to go back in time and still fuck it up.

If I get the blue pill then I can invest it, and assuming a 5% rate of return yearly, I could live on 500,000 a year as a stipend. So I would never have to work again and could literally just play video games for the rest of my life and live in a comfy af apt.
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>>25601178
The blue pill. My failures and deficiencies are as much a part of me as my successes and boons. That money would be an incredible asset.
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>>25601178
You learn from mistakes. I'll take 10 million dollars.
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>>25605799
If you won a lottery that wasn't won in your timeline, then all the lotteries after would change.
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>>25612060
Possibly, but you only really need to win one anyway.
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>>25601178
I learned from all my mistakes so I'll take the million dollars.
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>>25601252
>>25605542
>>25611109

I would go with red. Don't fuck with stocks. I could get a part time job when I was in highschool and buy a few hundred dollars in bitcoin when they were selling for pennies. Sell them when they are worth $800-900ish. I could also redo a bunch of other shit in my life I fucked up.
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>>25612070
It would, and that's true, but that's not really the point. The point was to explain why the butterfly effect fucked your plan.
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>>25610235
>Get Lambo
>All of a sudden +8/10 girls want your dick
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The money.

10 million is more than I'd never made a mistake my whole life.
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>>25601252
But you would know a lot things already going in. Who to avoid. Who you can trust. It would be more like replaying a video game again.
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>>25612105
But it wouldn't, nobody mentioned winning multiple lotteries as far as I can tell.
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>>25603002
>>25603002
>>25612164
This is where this conversation started. This is the plan that's fucked by the butterfly effect. What did you think we were talking about?
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>>25612283
>That
>A plan
That was bait.
>Write down the winning lottery numbers
>Take it back in time by magically attaching it to your consciousness as it's transported into your younger body
kek
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>>25601178
>probably got another 50 years left in me
>10 million divies up to 200k a year
>even if I fixed my mistakes, I'd still have to work my ass off and be lucky as hell to even score that much per year

Yeah blue pill is the better choice. Won't have to work another day in my life.
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>>25612296
That's moving the goalposts you deceitful bastard. Doesn't matter if it doesn't follow OP's rules, the plan itself couldn't work even under favorable circumstance. Which is all I set out to say.
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>>25612322
Blue pill is the only choice. Only failed normies are picking the red pill.

>muh girl who got away
>muh social status through school
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>>25601648
Bitcoin is an interesting idea, if you bought $1,000 worth of bit coins in 2010, they would be worth over $13,000,000 before the market crashed in late 2013. That in addition to the extra perks the redpill provides make it the clear choice.
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>>25601252
You make valid points.
But sometimes I wish I could undo certain things without all the logical ramifications that would still come along even if I had 10 million dollars.
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Anybody who chooses blue is a fucking retard... even by the lottery's alone. You could easily become a multi billionaire in so many fucking ways with just a handful of "where to be and what to do" knowledge. Example: Make Facebook before the jew does... etc.


>>25602062
Sure everything happens magically! No, Everything is caused by something you absolute fucking simpleton, so even in the most bland of definitions the caused effect is backed. Go back to a physics course in middle school.
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>>25612110
just buy a Miata, they don't know the difference.
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>>25601178
How far back do I get to go back with Red?

Is it like my mind put into the body of me as kid?
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>>25601178
Blue, so I can build a robot commune and we can live out our days in peace.
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>>25601284
This!

This so fucking much, this, this!
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>>25601178
blue. my mistakes made me who i am and i learned from them. but the ten mill can undo a hell of a lot of damage and set me free to live a much better fulfilling life
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>Red

Avoid prison sentence, learn the importance of studying hard, learn the importance of going to the gym porperly.

>Blue

Run out of money in two years because being thrown money gives it no worth, and you spend it like nothing.

Only niggers and people with no problems would pick the blue.
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>>25601178
Neither. Your past mistakes form the type of person you turn out to be and make you stronger. Fuck having 10 million dollars for nothing I'm gonna earn my own way.
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>>25601178
Red pill,
Invest in crypto currency before it was a meme,also not go against my intution on other things, could have had more money.
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>>25614124
No faggot. Unless you literally killed someone and got life without parole or fell out a window and got paralyzed there's no single thing in your life that you can blame being a loser on.
You're just like the fatties blaming everything on muh thyroid or whatever
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>Choose Red
>invest 10k in bitcoins when they were like 10cents each
>make 100million dollars

Easy fucking PZ
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>>25601178
Obviously the red pill
>>
take red pill, fix life, get job, as soon as I see bitcoins pop up invest everything I have in them.
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Blue could grant me temporary happiness.

If I chose Red, I'd just fuck everything up even worse because I'm a useless piece of shit
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>>25605898

That's different. The red pill isn't equivalent to what Q did. When Picard changed his past, it was like Q then set his life on autopilot a-la Click. Picard didn't live out the entire course of his life as his elder self after changing that one event, it was more like he changed his younger self into the kind of person who would've avoided the fight and then saw the results.
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I'd take the 10 mil in a heartbeat and a think most people would as well, unless they have caused the death of a loved one or lost a limb or something due to their own actions
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>>25601178
Red obviously.

I could buy bitcoins, invest in apple, google, panera bread. Convince parents to do it if I need to.

Utilize knowledge i have today to not be a fuckup kid and experience teenage love.
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>>25601178
red

10 million currently does not buy you a time travel device

if red sends my current consciousness and memories to about the age when I became mostly self-aware, there are a lot of things I'd do differently.
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>>25601178
The blue pill because money would easily fix all of my past mistakes.
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>>25602047
>Buying a ford f-350
>Not buying a 5 speed ranger because you don't need the back seats anyway
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>>25601178
Blue pill.

I could really use 10 M right now desu.
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>>25601178
a small loan of 10 million dollas
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>>25601679
You have a loser mentality. The first thing I would do with 10 million dollars is learning what to do with it.
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>>25601178
if the potency doesnt wear off with time I think id save the red one until I get way older

if i die b4 using any pills oh well but i dont really need money and going back in time doesnt make sense yet
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Blue.

Daddy wants a 70mm cinema camera for his films.
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>>25601178
Blue. I haven't made any life-altering massive mistakes so I'll go with not having to work a day for the rest of my life.

>>25613941
It doesn't say you can give yourself meme dream moneymaking schemes, you can only "fix your mistakes." Then again who decides what is and isn't a mistake? Technically not investing in some future meme company could be considered a mistake, but you're basically getting too hypothetical with the question and its wording in that case. Unless you actively considered investing in to a company and didn't or came up with the idea for what's now a massive money-maker without acting on it, that wouldn't really qualify as a mistake. Also when people say "things happen for a reason" they don't literally mean "things happen because something caused them." They're saying that everything that happens has some sort of long term greater significance. Like it was predetermined and supposed to happen in some sort of spiritual since. They're using reason in the logical sense of the word not the causal. It seems like you're purposefully being inflammatory but you could really just be that stupid.
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>>25601178
blue pill, because i don't hate a lot of terrible mistakes, they're very minor actually.
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>>25601178
Red. Hands down. I regret my life, and I can clearly see the steps needed to fix it.
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Red...

>Buy a lot of bitcoins
>Invest only in a winning manner
>Fix my other shit

Why is the blue one even there? To filter out retarded autists?
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>>25610288
But then, how do you know it would be better at the end? You would just make new mistakes later, and you could go back to fix your problems forever. Because the problem was alwasy you, and you cant fix it
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>>25601178
Red pill please I want it so fucking bad fuck my life just going to end it desu
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>>25601178
I would absolutely take the red pill. I could make that 10 million easily if I had a magic pill that takes me back in time and fixes all my mistakes. Plus I could have fun doing all the shit I missing out on. Lewd things.
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>>25618571
But different doesn't mean better. And even hindsight isn't perfect, even is you chose to do some thing different, how do you know it is the right thing to change, and what the change will cause?
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>>25601178
Blue. Despite all the shit that I fucked up over the years now is the best time of my life. I have the biggest amount of possibilities open to me and biggest control over my life. 10m is all I need to propel myself into the kind of life where every single one of my needs are taken care of and I don't need to wory about anything.
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Blue pill nigga.

I take the red pill, I'm a college graduate who has dated a few girls, who is currently working a low paying job in a shitty office for a measly amount of money.

Blue pill and I'm a fucking multimillionaire.
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>>25601178

Blue.
Not enough knowledge to properly utilize time travel.
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>>25601178
Red pill. I know exactly where I fucked up back in school. I could finally sit in a corner doing all kindsa drugs while still having great grades, just like all of my now accomplished classmates did while I had to watch and be the dumb kid.
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>>25623202
On second though, I'd probably be happier just living off the interest of the 10m til the rest of my life..
Really can't see myself getting bored into a job either.
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>>25602482
you do not get a 15% return anywhere unless you live in a third world shithole
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>>25601178
Id take the redpill but only if I retain all my memories of the future. If not, blue pill. I can undo all my major regrets and easily graduate top of my class and get scholarships and or go into the military.
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>>25620261
>pulling the semantics card

Not becoming rich was a mistake. And it was predetermined by factors. What value you give to that is on you, even if you decide give it no value whatsoever, it is there inherently.
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Red pill, than I write twilight, fifty shades of grey and hunger games before the roastie does and it and now I have millions of dollars off the books alone and multiple picture deals with the Hollywood jew. When in Hollywood, i use my influence to get some of that sweet Hollywood cunny.
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Blue pill. I'd set aside 7 million so I could live the 70 years with a 100k/year allowance. Use 1 mill to buy all the shit that I want right now. Use the last 2 mill on real estate for myself and some more cash flow for my strippers and blow account.
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>>25625811
How do you do that? Do you know them all by heart?
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>>25625974
You just need to remember the parts that gave chicks pussy tingles.
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