>>25601178 blue I can fix more shit with 10m cash than by going back in time and fucking shit up again. Also, ever get tired when rewatching a series/movie? imagine that, only with your life instead. Would you really go through middle school/highschool/college again?
I don't even know the mistakes I made or where I fucked up to begin with, I know there is something wrong with me since I'm not like the other guys. Fixing my problems won't fix my bald head, my average dick and my height
Red pill has been my dream for a long time. I can pinpoint exact fuckups and oppurtunities that I didn't take. I could catch onto my medical stuff early, buy into bitcoin and have way more than 10million.
>>25601178 Red I think I'd rather be happy and semi succesful than be seriously fucked up with 10 million dollars. It would be great to go back into my past knowing what I know now and fix things. I'd give anything to go back and mend the mistakes I made.
If I can engineer it so I can repeatedly take the red pill and achieve a state of groundhog-day-like immortality, I'd do that. Live out the rest of my life and then take the red pill before I die. Rinse + repeat.
>>25601625 Even the most expensive Lamborghini model which only has like 10 models is $5 million. Purchasing a Murciealgo or model of that ilk is still going to be more affordable for someone with $10 million than the average person buying a used sedan who has to borrow money to buy the car.
Red pill fascinates me because time travel in general fascinates me. Sure, there's things I wish I could change, but there's so many other variables that could influence things, and I doubt I'd be able to do things like predict lottery numbers or the future because of the butterfly effect. I could end up even worse than I am now. Also, as cliche as it sounds, my mistakes and what I've been through have made me stronger and made me into who I am today.
The blue pill is the safest bet. I could help my family (were currently not in the best place financially, long story), and I could probably invest and multiply that money and provide for generations to come.
There's things and people I've lost, but I truly believe everything happens for a reason, and if nothing else, I've got a pretty damn good story to tell. I'll take the blue pill.
>>25601954 Yeah, and as soon as I start driving it, people will want to be "friends" with me just so they could get a slice of the cash. Although desu I'd rather just get the $10 million so I could move to the Caribbean.
>>25602127 Well I mean as a baby, in private, I'd explain to my parents that I'd lived the life before and as a talking baby I think they'd believe me. I'd predict 9/11 to prove it to them. Then after that they'd fund me to invest in bitcoins and apple so we'd be rich as fuck.
>>25601679 Not him, but some people actually like taking classes just to learn. Being retired in your 20s could get really boring too. One of my friends relatives somehow managed to retire in his late 20s and he got so bored after just a couple months that he started working shitty retail jobs just to keep himself busy.
Also, 10 million really isn't that much in the grand scheme of things. You could definitely live the rest of your life without working, but its not really enough to maintain generations of wealth or too extravagant of a lifestyle.
>>25601178 Lawl, If i take red pill i get both, though i doubt anyone would believe me.
I predicted the first wave of bitcoin price surges within a degree of 2% of the final price when ASICs came out. I got scared when two companies pulled out of the Asic game, one which i had a miner invested in. ( I had 2 miners with different companies, pulled both due to fear that I'd lose money and they wouldn't refund me).
I then made a semi bad investment in the mean time which i was going to use as my capital to trade coin. Oh how i fucking regret that because I broke even a few months later and missed out my opportunity to trade BTC. I'm a fucking fool.
Also would fix relationships and me pulling out money on the oculus rift dev kit, fuck 600 dollar preorder
>>25602193 >Also, 10 million really isn't that much in the grand scheme of things. You could definitely live the rest of your life without working, but its not really enough to maintain generations of wealth or too extravagant of a lifestyle.
If you can't turn $10 million into an extravagant lifestyle then you are extremely retarded. Even if it's stuck in a bare bones bank account you're going to earn $100,000 dollars just off interest alone.
>>25602340 Another thing, as someone with experience in entrepreneurship, there's a lot of risk and calculation that goes into investments and making that money multiply. You don't have to be an idiot to manage to lose it all. It happens all the time.
>swallow red pill >go back in time to my 8 year old self but with the mind of my 24 year old self >suddenly I'm an 8 year old with a knowledge of imminent future events who can write academic texts, has degree-level knowledge of world history, analysis and theory, A-level knowledge in medicine and am able speak a new language out of nowhere
You wouldn't need the million dollars then, you'd be famous, your life would be set. Plus there are some things money can't fix, like physical flaws on account of you becoming depressed and getting really fat at one point.
I'd never let that happen again if I could go back to the beginning.
Choose red pill. Before you swallow it, go online and and find out the winning lottery numbers for every rollover of each month and write it down. Swallow red pill, go back in time to your child self but with your adult mind and winning lottery numbers. Give your family the first numbers. Boom. You're rich. Fly through school revered as a genius. Wait until your older and you've already corrected past mistakes. Use the numbers you've written down again, win for yourself. Hold onto the winning numbers sheet, give out winning numbers you don't need to people you like in life who need the money. Live out the rest of your life in happiness and comfort and adored by those around you.
Even if the red pill would make me fix my mistakes without any chance of me fucking up again I guess I would choose the money. It would certainly be a very useful as a facilitator for my wildest aspirations. More so than fixing my past mistakes would be. Plus, I learned a lot from them and I'm young enough to make them pretty much a negligible part of my past.
>>25601178 >$10,000,000 cash >buy island- most likely this one- http://www.privateislandsonline.com/islands/sandy-cay-bahamas >put the rest in dividend paying stocks and every now and then rent out one of the properties on it out for extra cash
live out my life, cultivating fruit trees on an island in the Caribbean FUCK YA
>>25602816 Unless you did things LITERALLY the EXACT same way, there would be enough variables to cause a chain of events that would change the outcome of the lottery, even if they seem like extremely insignificant factors. Look into butterfly effect
>>25603611 m8 that makes no sense whatsoever. there's nothing some nobody can do to change the lottery numbers. the real question is would the randomly chosen numbers remain the same the second time around?
>>25601178 Blue pill >Buy nice house earthquake proof house in Cali >furnish it should have 7 mil left. > Put all but like 100k in the bank. >Take a group of anons to Bangkok for ladyboys and debauchery.
>>25601178 The red pill is a better deal, but only if the specifics of "going back in time" and "fix mistakes" is outlined. There's a shitton of ways that can be monkey's pawed.
The blue pill is safer that way. Sure, the source of the money could be an issue, but controlling what happens when you have ten million is much easier than controlling what could happen by some extremely vague wish-granting pill.
>>25601178 Red pill would allow me to live out my life completely differently and unfuck my shit up. I can work hard in school, go to a college that'll actually give me worthwhile connections, and get with the qt3.14s in high school who wanted to bang. My only worry is that I fall for the temptation presented by the school slut in the 9th grade, fuck her, and then ruin my reputation forever.
>>25605757 Just by existing you can't change something you have absolutely no impact on though. Butterfly effect only extends to things you come into contact with, just by choosing to lift and bang sluts in middles school how could you possibly change the outcome of a national lottery?
>>25605748 And this in no way changes my stance. The circumstances, specifics and details of what, when, where, and how this "second chance" happens are not even pretending to be laid out.
What if you were just a voice in your own head, unable to do anything but whisper shit your younger self might ignore anyway, or be committed to a mental asylum for? What if the transfer drastically cut your lifespan? There are literally TRILLIONS OF WAYS that this horribly vague bullshit can ruin this choice.
I'll take ten mill, I just hope the bill sizes are laid out logically (not all 1$ bills please, all legal tender, not stolen/marked bills, not counterfeit). Either way, there is much less that can go terribly wrong with a pile of money.
If I could accurately define the parameters of "going back in time and fixing shit", I'd pick that. Duh. But you can't, so no thanks.
>fix your mistakes but i became a robot because middle school kids excluded me from everything because i didnt share anyones interests or humor and they didnt get along, causing me to become socially inept later on and slowly sinking deeper
>10 million dollars i can shape my own future, travel, meet new people, life a luxurious life, potentially invest in something to make that fortune bigger, etc
if i had that money there'd be a good chance that it'd help me back up in the process.
Red so i can Umareru Kachi no Nakatta Jibun ga Anna no Tame ni Dekiru Ikutsuka no Koto a girl who used to like me but i was to stupid to relise it also if i fixed certain mistakes i could make more than 10mil
Red pill always, honestly I have fantasized about going being mentally time traveling into my younger body everyday for years now. Going back in time would give me the opportunity to make more than 10 million. Even if I was somehow "forbidden" from making that much money I could still make a modest living and at least live a comfortable worry free life. Not only that but the opportunity to fix everything I fucked upped with my family and friends is worth any money I could ever have in my current life.
>>25605848 Fuck, by this logic, the $10 mill would come from prostitution and human trafficking. What I'm reading is that my consciousness travels back in time to my chosen destination. I keep all my "wisdom" and all my memories, and I am allowed to roll my die again. My life is actually pretty OK, but I would do it in a heartbeat.
>>25605995 Also i predicted ronda rousey would be koed by holm in thr 2nd by the very kick that she was koed with. If i would have bet on it i could have made a fortune. I wanted to bet on it but wasnt sure how to since its illegal in the usa except for vegas as far as i know
>throwing away opportunities that like 95% of the human population will never have because "i wanna try to be chad in hs and get slightly better grades" only to end up braindead in your shitty career with a wife that inevitably divorces you
you could on a luxury trip to japan instead of posting on reddit about your midlife crisis
>>25606055 Anyone can obtain money, time is a commodity that you lose forever once it's gone. Not to mention the fact that you can surely make 10 million dollars or more if you go back in time knowing what you know now.
>>25605951 >Fuck, by this logic, the $10 mill would come from prostitution and human trafficking. Eh, not my problem.
If some magical pill gives me dirty money, at least I know I can spend it in a way that won't cause further harm. Of course, if I took the pill and a giant pile of cash appeared, I'd check it thoroughly for any kind of device, then put it in some bags, go buy a van, pack all my shit up and disappear. I'd spread some trails somewhere else and stay on the move, because if its drug money or something I don't want to be there when someone comes looking for it.
By your interpretation, I would take the red pill also, assuming no other downsides. I would take down lottery numbers and various other things, go back to my own body a day before the lottery and right after my 18th birthday so butterfly effect doesn't have the chance to change numbers around; the effect would only change stuff as a cumulative result through of years of tiny changes. Then I would do what I want to do now but don't have enough money for, all the while getting my dreams years before I even really knew what I wanted (while now I do).
>>25606315 Personally I'll just avoid the mistakes and just concentrate on the good. I wouldn't try being a Chad or anything but I'll probably manage to get awesome teenage sex, and I'll have knowledge how to do things that I didn't figure back then.
>>25603512 That's exactly what I was thinking too. I think I would be a lot better off if I didn't have such a rough middle school life. Shit even as a robot right now, I think if I went back with my mindset I could have been a chad
Red pill. >gainknowledge of the stock market over the last 10 years >go back and invest >watch the millions roll in while I'm still in middle school >watch my family blow it on stupid shit >foiled again
>pick red >get to live through childhood again >this time not be a lazy fuck, less candy, more sports >learn to play guitar >ace school thanks to my prior knowledge of everything >swim in pussy because I know how to be not me >Gamble on the sports events I remember the winner to abd buy bitcoins when they ate cheap as shit and get rich
If I took the red pill I would -maintain good tongue posture as a child so my face develops normally and I get a 9/10 aesthetic face -play more sports -play less videogames -take more risks (talk to girls) -get great grades That's about all it would take for me to be happy. I'm pretty confident in my character, so I think changing the physical and health related mistakes I've made would make me a more balanced individual.
>>25601178 Basically asking "10 million dollars" or to live an additional 20 years.
Additional 20 years of life hands down. Not to mention, I could easily become much richer just by convincing my father what to invest in or buy.... I could also steal future ideas as my own and become filthy rich.
Fuck yeah. Red pill is a billion times better than blue
>>25610670 I know it seems ridiculous.. But if you make sure as a kid you keep the tongue at the roof of your mouth, teeth together, lips together, and breathe through your nose throughout your entire childhood, you will have a model face. Orthotropics, nigga. Made me realize how fucked humans are to forget about basic fucking posture
>>25605542 this except not as cliche, because lmao having written those things down
I would definitely move out sooner, stay in school, use my current hobby knowledge to get in deeper into mod scenes and game dev and fursuit manufacturing and such, etc. and work towards a much more comfortable lifestyle though. I don't need a lot of money to be happy. I need a bunch, like, a grand a month would be 100% set with no complaints for myself as a single person and that's definitely attainable.
These kinds of wish fulfilment threads are the biggest waste of time on /r9k/, but red pill.
A few big ones: -Stay in touch with girls I knew when I was eleven for when I changed to an all-boys school -stay in the top maths set -keep up rowing -go to tea after school and talk to girls in 6th form -talk to those hot bitches in 6th form, and the ones in the year below. It would be so easy if you remember what you had done in this life. -join a decent society and get a position of responsibility at Cambridge -force yourself to revise for exams at Cambridge so you don't fail
>go back and live a shitty boring life all over again but with gay shit like having wisdom
>spend all day drinking, doing drugs and fucking prostitutes all day with some video games and gambling on the side, overdosing and peacefully leaving this shithole at the age of 35 just before you finish through the 10 mil
Anyone who says anything good happens after 35 is lying
Responsibilities cool but there's more things in life
I could have infinite chances to go back in time and still fuck it up.
If I get the blue pill then I can invest it, and assuming a 5% rate of return yearly, I could live on 500,000 a year as a stipend. So I would never have to work again and could literally just play video games for the rest of my life and live in a comfy af apt.
I would go with red. Don't fuck with stocks. I could get a part time job when I was in highschool and buy a few hundred dollars in bitcoin when they were selling for pennies. Sell them when they are worth $800-900ish. I could also redo a bunch of other shit in my life I fucked up.
>>25601178 >probably got another 50 years left in me >10 million divies up to 200k a year >even if I fixed my mistakes, I'd still have to work my ass off and be lucky as hell to even score that much per year
Yeah blue pill is the better choice. Won't have to work another day in my life.
>>25612296 That's moving the goalposts you deceitful bastard. Doesn't matter if it doesn't follow OP's rules, the plan itself couldn't work even under favorable circumstance. Which is all I set out to say.
>>25601648 Bitcoin is an interesting idea, if you bought $1,000 worth of bit coins in 2010, they would be worth over $13,000,000 before the market crashed in late 2013. That in addition to the extra perks the redpill provides make it the clear choice.
Anybody who chooses blue is a fucking retard... even by the lottery's alone. You could easily become a multi billionaire in so many fucking ways with just a handful of "where to be and what to do" knowledge. Example: Make Facebook before the jew does... etc.
>>25602062 Sure everything happens magically! No, Everything is caused by something you absolute fucking simpleton, so even in the most bland of definitions the caused effect is backed. Go back to a physics course in middle school.
>>25614124 No faggot. Unless you literally killed someone and got life without parole or fell out a window and got paralyzed there's no single thing in your life that you can blame being a loser on. You're just like the fatties blaming everything on muh thyroid or whatever
That's different. The red pill isn't equivalent to what Q did. When Picard changed his past, it was like Q then set his life on autopilot a-la Click. Picard didn't live out the entire course of his life as his elder self after changing that one event, it was more like he changed his younger self into the kind of person who would've avoided the fight and then saw the results.
>>25601178 Blue. I haven't made any life-altering massive mistakes so I'll go with not having to work a day for the rest of my life.
>>25613941 It doesn't say you can give yourself meme dream moneymaking schemes, you can only "fix your mistakes." Then again who decides what is and isn't a mistake? Technically not investing in some future meme company could be considered a mistake, but you're basically getting too hypothetical with the question and its wording in that case. Unless you actively considered investing in to a company and didn't or came up with the idea for what's now a massive money-maker without acting on it, that wouldn't really qualify as a mistake. Also when people say "things happen for a reason" they don't literally mean "things happen because something caused them." They're saying that everything that happens has some sort of long term greater significance. Like it was predetermined and supposed to happen in some sort of spiritual since. They're using reason in the logical sense of the word not the causal. It seems like you're purposefully being inflammatory but you could really just be that stupid.
>>25610288 But then, how do you know it would be better at the end? You would just make new mistakes later, and you could go back to fix your problems forever. Because the problem was alwasy you, and you cant fix it
>>25601178 I would absolutely take the red pill. I could make that 10 million easily if I had a magic pill that takes me back in time and fixes all my mistakes. Plus I could have fun doing all the shit I missing out on. Lewd things.
>>25618571 But different doesn't mean better. And even hindsight isn't perfect, even is you chose to do some thing different, how do you know it is the right thing to change, and what the change will cause?
>>25601178 Blue. Despite all the shit that I fucked up over the years now is the best time of my life. I have the biggest amount of possibilities open to me and biggest control over my life. 10m is all I need to propel myself into the kind of life where every single one of my needs are taken care of and I don't need to wory about anything.
>>25601178 Red pill. I know exactly where I fucked up back in school. I could finally sit in a corner doing all kindsa drugs while still having great grades, just like all of my now accomplished classmates did while I had to watch and be the dumb kid.
>>25601178 Id take the redpill but only if I retain all my memories of the future. If not, blue pill. I can undo all my major regrets and easily graduate top of my class and get scholarships and or go into the military.
Red pill, than I write twilight, fifty shades of grey and hunger games before the roastie does and it and now I have millions of dollars off the books alone and multiple picture deals with the Hollywood jew. When in Hollywood, i use my influence to get some of that sweet Hollywood cunny.
Blue pill. I'd set aside 7 million so I could live the 70 years with a 100k/year allowance. Use 1 mill to buy all the shit that I want right now. Use the last 2 mill on real estate for myself and some more cash flow for my strippers and blow account.
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