who /wiccan/ here?

>>25600977

>tfw knew a qt wicca grill back in high school
>never made a move on her because she had a bf
>also felt like her wicca shit was weird

Wish I made a move, still think about her.

d e g e n e r a c y
o r g i e s

keep your filthy witches to yourself you degenerate scum

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>>25600977
Where are all the qt wiccans when you need someone to take your virginity for satanic rites

>>25600977
armchair thelemite here

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want shd explainna chaat?

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blessed be thy post, out of shit begotten

I was a hopeless robot but wicca changed my life.. and trust me.. life as neetzard (neet + wizard) is wonderful

I spend my days wandering in the woods, where I can pick mushrooms, plants, feathers.. I've learned the secret of nature.. comfy as fuck
I cast spells against the normies
sabbat and esbat orgyastic dances
90% of wiccans is female (I have a wicca gf now)
practicing magic so I'll never have to work in my life
fertility Gods to please with magical fiky fiky
capes are dope
bathing naked at the river with the coven
eating delicious cakes on wiccan holidays

so, why aren't you a wiccan?

>>25601392
Hey Anon, do you wear a cape?

>>25601392
>believing in magick
>having a gf with issues
>following a religion for any reason other than believing it is the fundamental truth of the universe
Fuck outta here with your stupid shit

>>25601264
As a lvl 46 chaos magician, this triggers me

>>25601429
I do.. I do.. dark burgundy one

>>25601482
>being a fat lonely atheist
back to reddit normieshit

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>>25601392
>orgyastic dances
audible vocal throat chirping at this point

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>>25601555
>implying wiccans aren't just as fat and lonely and.or autistic as reddit atheists
This is just an ad hominem anyway, if you don't engage in arguments socratically, how can I trust your religious advice

>>25601482
>magick
You're just a bad as him.

>>25601578
>not falling in a state of trance dancing at the obsessive rhythm of drums around the fire

>>25601621
>spelling it the way believers of X do makes you a believer of X

>>25601608
>how can I trust your religious advice
you can't

*it ain't me starts playing*

>>25601555
is it part of your normal day to day attire?
care to divulge more as to how the cape figures into your life, comments peradventure received regarding said cape, what style of cape, convenience of wear, etc?
desu have been considering going full cape.

>core occult information, you wouldn't understand

>>25601705
damn.......
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I've been muted again

>>25601681
No, it makes you look like a pretentious retard.

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>>25601890
just goes to show ya what one letter extra can doe

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>>25601762
>is it part of your normal day to day attire?
no no.. you use cape only during certain rituals (you are naked under it).. sometimes I wear it when I go in the woods

mine is exactly like pic related.. apart the color

>>25601890
desu "magick" and "magic" have unique definitions, are homonyms

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Not me. I'm trying to stay on the path of the Light and righteousness and learning the ways of the paladin.

I am wiccan. Its nice to know there are others out there.

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>>25602028
>no no.. you use cape only during certain rituals
>sometimes I wear it when I go in the woods
well which one is it, you faggot roleplaying impostor

>>25602076
eclectic?

Explain wicca in a short paragraph to me pls

>>25602134
>no no.. you use cape only during certain rituals
religious context

>sometimes I wear it when I go in the woods
non religious context

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>>25601195
>take your virginity for satanic rites

What?

>>25602144
modern day pagan

you faggot who can't use google

>>25602144
LONG BLACK CAPES

>>25602167
>He doesn't know that virgins are important for rituals

>>25602052
As in Magic is a real craft that takes skill and Magick is jerking off onto a pentagram to try and summon a reason for your mother to not kick you out of the house.

>>25602187
/r9k/ is my google

>>25602206
i think the implication should be that wiccan is not the same thing as satanic, and that that's christian propaganda or whatever

but anon used a "desire to know more" pic which simultaneously implies he's a mundane fag who didn't already know that

>>25602212
>wagecuck spotted
let me look at my tarots.. I see.. I see.. a future as a kuck

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>>25602212
i agree, anon, you could say that Magic the Gathering requires skill

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>>25602260
>christian propaganda
>implying christians give a single fuck about wiccans
>implying anyone gives a single fuck about wiccans

>>25600977
my moms pagan
kek

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>>25602212
>jerking off onto a pentagram to try and summon a reason for your mother to not kick you out of the house.

>>25602262
the word filter is liftend my friend

>>25602336
ahyuck well they sure gave a shit about pagans when they were conquering pagan europe didn't they
also youth pastors can hardly resist the temptation to rail against the newest anti-religious fad, whether it be drugs, premarital sex, or idolatry. Anyone raised with a sunday school education has surely heard some tirade against heathenry

>>25602370

Any greentexts ?

Was it weird growing up ?

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>>25602144
LARPing.

Some Britfag in the 40s joined a 'coven' that based its beliefs on the work of a discredited anthropologist and decided to turn it into a more organised affair for sex and profit.

>you will never burn witches with the catholic inquisitors
why even live?

>>25602387
>ahyuck well they sure gave a shit about pagans when they were conquering pagan europe didn't they
BOOOOOOO HOOOO THEY BROUGHT US CIVILIZATION, WHY DIDN'T THEY LET US SHITTING IN THE WOODS

>tfw I'm the bard of the coven
I'm bard and my dick is hard jokes all the time

>>25602387
>ahyuck well they sure gave a shit about pagans when they were conquering pagan europe didn't they

>implying there's any connection between Wicca and actual European Paganism

it makes me happy to see people choosing to live an existence totally immersed in delusional fantasy if it's what they enjoy.

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>>25602574
original comment 765437654

>>25602657
Wicca is less than a century old with no obfuscated origins like mainstream religions. Even Christians laugh at Wiccans.

>>25602657
not even joshing m8! it's what i do.

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>>25602767
and I laugh at you

>>25602525
one is a derivative of the other
to imply they're not related would be the truly foolish action

Why not just call yourself pagan op? Sounds way cooler

>>25603062
"pagan" was a word invented in l8 antiquity by european xtians to describe any non-abrahamic religious practitioner. what a "pagan" actually is dates back much further than "actual european paganism" desu

>>25603062
Wicca isn't based on any authentic old pagan practices.

It's based on the work of Margaret Murray, a feminist 'historian' who claimed that witch hunts were used to suppress pagans who believed in a mother goddess. Her work isn't considered historically accurate.

It inspired LARPy covens which turned into more organised affairs after the Witchcraft Act was repealed.

Hey op do you have a spell to help me get autismbux faster?

>>25603655
lmao whine more atheoshit

>>25601224
sup bro.

>>25602462
He also ripped off Crowley. But all in all, not the worst reason to invent a religion and far from the worst religion.

>>25603655
intredasting

femnininsm cuntfirmed as femianist propoganda

I remember when I was like 10, and one of my edgy friends said he was wiccan. I spent a whole recess arguing with him about how retarded it sounded.

>>25603944
what did you say

wualif chil

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>>25603876
>>25603655

That was mostly a cover. I'ma let you in on a little secret, robots. Famour occultist Aliester Crowley, founder of the religion called Thelema, had a bit of a hard-on for the hindu tradition; specifically that you had thousands of different cults, organisations, beliefs, etc. all operating under the broad umbrella "hinduism". He wanted a similar tradition in the West. Therefore followers of Crowley's A.A. who reach a certain grade are required to found their own school of philosophy, based on thelemic teachings but openly being thelemic. [Rumors say that Hubbard's 'Dianetics' was a rejected dissertation for this purpose; Hubbards connection to thelema is well established through Jack Parsons]. Members of another thelemic order, O.T.O. are instructed in the secrets that underly all religions and encuraged to form their own, again based on thelemic understanding. Wicca is confirmed as being such an endevour; it has a nicer and easier veneer, what with the whole nature-worship, larp-ing tendencies, female empowerment and all around hippe vibe. It has a tendency to attract people easier than thelema, which can freak people out (what with the whole "Hawk-Headed God of Blood, War and Vengence" thing; think of it like this: Wicca's Goddess is a tumblerina while Ra-Hor-Khuit is /b/).

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>>25604522
the various forms of occultism, beyond their surface characteristics, same shit different diaper. "skins" for your magick almost.

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>>25604522
>. [Rumors say that Hubbard's 'Dianetics' was a rejected dissertation for this purpose; Hubbards connection to thelema is well established through Jack Parsons].
holy shit mind fucking blown

>>25604687
when you understand the common principles beyond the imagery you can do whatever you want, use whatever specifics you like, decide your own, choose to buy into/not buy into any element ov any eggsisting system desuyo

>>25604687
Which is what anyone into chaos magick would say. Once met a guy who used Pokemon in his rituals. He was thinking about starting uses memes.

>>25604728
Just a rumor, like I said. But the A.A. is really fucken secretive and even members don't know who is an a member and not. They only know the person above them who trains them and the one below, whom they train. Kinda like the Sith lol. You can find OTO rituals and secrets online; jack shit about A.A. So it's possible, given Hubbards connections and disposition, ans also his crazyness and talent for making that kind of shit up.

Wicca seems pretty cool, not gonna lie. But more as a hobby not as an integral part of life. I have 5 tarot decks.

>>25604966
I once summoned two Egyptian God Cards in a single turn.

>>25604882
yeah, i'm "into chaos magick" probably, (though 93cvrrent remains the root of moi understanding,) but i'd prefer not to call it that, or really anything, and nowadays refer to any of it explicitly as little as possible. i somehow get a flavor i'm not too down with referring to anything as cm, idk.
>ooh la la am arteest
>arts ist yon magique

>>25605228
hehe I get that. cms are usually bit on the edge-lord side. Also wrong, from my experience. The theory of it is OK I mean, but they tend to ignore the fact that there is a subconscious: yeah, technially Pikachu is as real as the Archangel Michael, but your mind has to you uncontrollable associations with both. You can't just 'decide' that something is holy or whatever, that's part of a cultural process. idk

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>>25605014
lost my shit
alberquerque blox

>>25605395
total feel. more effort than it's worth for the meme factor of using pikachu. you'd have to work in some kind of sanctification of the pikachu to a degree where you can thoroughly believe in a *sacred pikachu*
> making extra work for yourself
> you're doing magick
> :L

>>25605228
"Don't belong! don't exist!
Don't give a shit!
Don't ever judge me!"
- Bernie Sanders

>>25605228
>93cvrrent remains the root of moi understanding
...y-you mean current 93, the band?
what?

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Im a nonpracticing Heathen.
tfw cant hold blots at christian parents house
tfw cant tell them that you worship Old Gods
JUST

>>25605871
TYL that excellent music band "Current 93" derived its namae wa from an alternative way of referring to Thelema (the 93 current)

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>>25605953
I feel I should have known this already, thank you very much for spoonfeeding me

>TYL
reddit scum

>>25605986
My pleasure m8! And thank you! If you weren't such a goddamn uninformed pleb I wouldn't be basking in the victory glow of having just schooled an anonymous person on an ultimately inconsequential factoid while sitting in my room alone on a Friday night! XD

just kidding just kidding lol

>>25602381
>copies and pastes half the original comment
>anime girl and le funny black man xD

>>25606160
No hard feelings you fucking shit

>>25606325
it is /r9k/, you have to make an original commint every time aftor all

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>>25601071
Don't feel bad, they are fuckin nuts.

I knew this chick, flirted and talked, fooled around in a park. Found out later she was fucking her dog and her younger brother watched. So I dodged a bullet. Hopefully you did too.

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>>25605986
LOL
current 93 is relevant though, you all should be listening to them and death in june literally religiously

>tfw no Douglas bf

>>25606409
trve

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>wiccan faggots think theyre pagan
>being individualistic
>not basing morality off the tribe
>being edgy liberal feminist faggots
>being degenerates
who here /heathen/

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Daily reminder: Wiccanism isnt historical, its feminist bullshit.

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Anyone else come here to laugh at pagans?

special snowflake: the religion

>>25606627
any "historical" paganism would be/is a joke
role playing

>>25606661
What makes you say that?
bloxblxolboxlboxlbolxobxboxbol

>2016
>not being an atheist

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christfucks B T F O
T
F
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>>25606682
every single written source (Edda etc. etc.) has been transcripted, rewritten and influenced by christian monks

and that's enough

>>25606682
Because we know jack shit about any of them really

>>25606653
When I hear someone deprecate "special snowflakes" I feel sad because it says that the deprecator is proud of his/her/xe shackles and that is sad : <

>>25606725
>>25606728
Just because it was influenced by christians doesnt mean that there isnt trve pagan trvth undeath the filthy kikery

>>25606695
>being a degenerate traitorous piece of shit

>>25606682
Because it is based on speculation, not documentation.

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>>25606747
>trve
>trvth
This just pathetic

>>25606747
lmao ok good luck then

>trve pagan trvth
>shit derived by 1800 romanticism

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>>25606767
i summon varg vikernes

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>>25606791
I like the faggot's meme history tbqh

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>>25606661
>mrw everything ist litchrally role playing

>>25601392
>practicing magic so I'll never have to work in my life

haha, do you think magick trumps capitalism?

>bathing naked at the river with the coven

It's not supposed to be sexual, you're going to get kicked out for being the weirdo you are.

>believing in magic
>practicing magic
>thinking you have magic powers
You're not in fucking harry potter faggot. Magic isn't real.

>>25606682

Whatever is born of a cultural "rebirth" is doomed to be a weak and twisted self-mockery.

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>>25606627
This. Also pic related blew the fuck out of their groves and wiped the entire Briton nobility out in the shadow of Stonehenge over the course of a few minutes.

>>25606889
What do you understand magic to be Anon?

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How do I cast a spell to get a qt gf next month?

>>25606767
Get over everything, to be honest

>>25606842
Most important post of all time

>>25606913
The belief that you possess the ability, or means to access an ability that allows you to manipulate the world through supernatural means. The force = magic. Telekinesis = magic.

>>25606752
again
>basing religious belief off anything other than the belief that it is the fundamental truth of the universe
what's the point?

by the way, nothing excludes adherence to social traditions, secularly

>>25607032
What is supernatural?

Check this out: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magick_(Thelema)

Take all of this with salt:
https://zalbarath666.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/peter-j-carroll-liber-null-psychonaut.pdf

Magick is psychological. There's nothing supernatural about it. If you're interested I'd suggest ditching your preconceptions and looking into the subject from a psychological point of view and perhaps you might find something of value and change your opinion. If your mind is already closed off to any of it, ok. You might be missing out on something life enriching, you might not.

Also, take acid.

I don't know why I'm just giving away the secrets of the universe to you plebs rn