How's the job search going, robots? Mine is going fucking

Chin up, brother robot

>>25598506

It's seriously hard to keep my chin up. I used to have things together, but as I keep getting older things are starting to fall apart more and more.

About to take an overnight security for a measly $10/hr

And I signed a lease I shouldn't have

And I moved to the middle floor out of three floors and my upstairs neighbor is a stomping jackass. Not sure I will be able to sleep during the day

For the first time in my life, suicide is becoming a truly viable solution

Moved into an apartment with a housemate, looking for a job while I am in school at the moment.
Even though I have 3 years experience in retail, finding a job is grueling. Here's hoping I find one soon.

Good luck robots.

>>25598554

How'd you get the job?

>>25598609
I applied and they hired me. They just need a warm body to check the doors every 15mins

>>25598469
kill yourself.

Even if you find a job it will be minimum wage and you'll be a worthless human being.

>>25598645

I wish they'd have something like that here. All of the anything is in the city next to my town, and even for those jobs you need a guard card.

>>25598469
I know that feel bro.

I resent people who have a smooth ride, it seems all so fickle and arbitrary who struggles and who doesn't.

Just don't get into the habit of being a resentful little shit who blames the system and does nothing to advance their knowledge or skills to make themselves more employable.

At my worst, I was such a little bitch, calling for socialism and everything.

Self improve your ass until it feels good

>>25598695
Socialism would work if it weren't for niggers, who will abuse it.

>>25598469
>Need to take semester off of college because of finances and scheduling issues
>Nowhere else to go so convince parents to let me stay with them
>They tell me I can stay as long as I have a job
>Can't find any jobs in my area
I'm hoping that one of these nights I'll fall asleep forever, I'm going to be fucking homeless in as little as a few weeks if my luck doesn't magically turn itself around for god damn fucking once.

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>Graduated 3 weeks ago
>So far made 60 applications with 5 different companies
wish me luck anons, coz if my student debt was for nothing I'm gonna K I L L M Y S E L F

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>>25598554
Fuck off, don't perpetuate the "le epic ez security job for robots :^)" meme. You need to be licensed and experienced regardless of the position, and you'll be competing with retired baby boomers who have friends everywhere.

i was happier as a neet
my current job is a fucking nightmare.

ive already called out like 3 times in a 2 month span. god, u can't even begin to describe the hell this job is. it physically makes me sick

>>25598822
60 applications to just 5 companies?

>>25598887
what do you do?

(robot wont even let me ask a question)

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>Get a job interview at the nearby supermarket
>Really excited to go and show my abilities
>first part of interview is going well
>second part of interview
>the interviewer gives me a tour of the supermarket and tells me to note down anything I see that I believe could be improved
>don't want to suck him off and say it is perfect but don't want to be overly critical
>he shows me to the first part of the shop
>it is the bakery section
>lots of freshly baked bread sitting in baskets
>smells really good
>realise that this is a good chance to show off my innovative mind
>stand while the interviewer watches grabbing each piece of bread with my hands
>pick them all up and place them back into the basket
>drop a couple of them on the floor, pick them back up and put them in the basket
>he watches in silence
>I smile and say we can move on
>rest of the tour I don't make any notes
>when we get to the end we sit down
>'so.... is there anything you believe we could improve?'
>laugh and say that the shop is great but it is too easy for unhygienic people to take bread and put it back
>he doesn't laugh
>interview goes really slow from then on
>at the end of the interview I say 'I hope to hear back from you soon'
>interviewer says 'maybe you'll hear from our ciabatta roles sexual harassment lawyer'

>>25599561

I don't believe this happened.

>>25599561
>>he doesn't laugh
Story would have been about 37% funnier if you'd ended it there. Editing is the hardest part. Britty gud job m8

>graduated hs last summer
>no job experience
>just got hired part time at supermarket
>45 minute walk there so I'll be getting exercise each day
>don't have to slave as much as full time wageslaves
>don't get paid as much but I live at home so no rent...yet
>no car so no wasting money on gas
>probably won't be any hoes to waste money on
can't wait to finally build a peecee. after that, buy a pos car and start some college, buy me a nice rifle

>only jobs available are service-oriented
>sperg out every time i have to deal with people as a cashier
gave up a long time ago

>>25600972
>45 minute walk
>walk
>no car
why u no drive son

Yeah well I have a job and working fucking sucks. I have almost no time for myself anymore. I'm always tired as fuck, no time or energy to hit the gym, binge eating and drinking, over all sadness.

>>25601026
the more you drive, the less intelligent you are

>>25601064
Not owning a car above the age of 18 is pretty pathetic... How do you expect to have a date if you have to fucking walk there?

>>25601107
>>25601107
>Not owning a car above the age of 18 is pretty pathetic... How do you expect to have a date if you have to fucking walk there?
where the fuck did you come from, normie? get the fuck off my board

>>25598469
I'm quitting my work-at-home job that I hate and going to work as a field tech for Comcast. So fucking glad.

>>25598469
fucking dire. bashed out 30 applications today, been looking for minwage places only (waiting, call centres etc). worst part is i have no family to live with, currently hiding in a friends flat at their university halls of residence. oh and i can't get neetbux because i returned to the uk about a month ago and am not classed as habitually resident

>>25601134
Is that how you approach other normies in real life?
or do you .... just WALK away? KEK

>>25601107

hahahahhahahahahhahahahah

>>25600972
45m walk, 1hr 30min a day sounds awesome man. Ad long as normies don't try throwing things at you from their cars, which is why I don't walk near the roads

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>>25601346
>which is why I don't walk near the roads
is this board fucking satire? holy shit how entertaining

>>25598822
My student loans ended up being for nothing.

I've certainly entertained the thought of suicide.

>>25598469

>got an interview as a fundraiser on monday and a hotel job on thursday

fucking finally, I seriously need more funds for steroids and my nightclub dosh.

>>25601003
think of it as an act. I'm a fucking teacher. It's all fucking theatrics to keep the kids interested anyway so teh social veil doesn't get exposed very easily.

>>25601415
>My student loans ended up being for nothing.
elaborate

>>25598469
Go rural. Door to door, offer labour. Back-breaking, time-consuming hard work for minimal profits. You will get fit and have a taste of what it is like to live.

You could kill yourself, on the other hand.

>>25598469
Still waiting to hear back from an interview I had just before christmas.

Worst time for an interview is just before everyone takes 2 weeks off. I don't even know if its still open.

Sent a followup letter, didn't even acknowledge it

>>25598822
Good luck, senpai. Took me 2 years to finally get a permanent job after graduating.

Go to cragslist and get a job in sales. Study your fucking script. You will make $$$ I guarantee it and it'll be better than working by hourly wage.

You can skip the whole interview process shit if you look for jobs on the listing of crags.

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>>25598822
You may not have networked in college... but at least you got double dubs.

>be out of work for two years
>finally get a call back
>hungover as fuck for 100th consecutive day
>can barely remember my name
>didnt' have the presence of mind to say I couldn't really talk at th emoment

I didnt' get the job.

>>25598469
i found a manual labor factory job in may. right now i work swing shift on the following schedule:

12 days 6:30 am - 2:30 pm
2 days off
12 days 2:30 pm - 10:30 pm
2 days off
12 days 10:30 pm - 6:30 am
2 days off

repeat. some days they force me to come in 4 hours early or stay 4 hours late for mandatory overtime. i make $16.89/hour. suicide has never been more appealing.

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>>25601958
Does this factory have safety netting to prevent workers from committing suicide like in China?

>>25602165
no, but i always make the joke that it should. i was loudly bitching about having to work 12 days on 2 days off in front of my cocksucker boss (our normal schedule is 10 on 4 off, which changed to 11 on 3 off, which changed to 12 on 2 off.) he bitched me out and threatened me by saying he 'just had to lay off 15 people who would be happy to have this job.'

took all my will power not to tell him to suck my fucking asshole. cant wait to quit this miserable white nigger shithole. 7 more months and i move to a new city and go back to school for my masters degree, thank fucking god.

>>25602254
>masters degree
Gotta rack up some more debt sempai

>>25602304
masters in accounting with CPA eligibility (plan on taking the CPA exams, too.) very good job prospects.

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>>25598469
>apply to 10+ places online
>no response
>apply to a couple places in person
>both said my resume looked good
>neither called back
>walk into a third
>honestly don't even give a fuck at this point
>get the job
>am happy but retarded hours
>6 hr shifts standing the entire time
>10 min break
>knees feel like they're going to xplode at any given moment despite being able to squat lmao 2 pl8
>everyone else is constantly stressed but I'm laid back and chill
>get complimented by team lead for coming in early and staying late while literally everyone else left
>fucks up my hours so instead of getting paid for my 10 hr shift that day I only get paid for 6
>get left out of tips being distributed for some reason
FUCKING AHHH YOU BETTER FIX IT BUDDY BOY, I EVEN WORKED NEW YEARS NIGHT DON'T DO THIS TO ME

>>25598469
>19
>dropped out of CC
>no job experience
>put out a few apps
>lazy and don't put out as many apps as I should
>no license (taking my second attempt at test in a few days) so I have to drive with parents everywhere(I don't go out much tho)

Not suicide tier but fuck I feel down. Just want indepence so I can move out and support myself

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>>25601381
I'm serious. The fucking normies will throw stuff at you

>>25602436
in the same boat but I never even attended cc
rents are way to high to move out and I feel like a piece a shit living with parents at 19

>>25602481
>>25602436
>tfw even with a job I can't afford to move out

>>25602455

I'm always afraid that when I walk some asshole is going to hit me and no one will care because I'll be dead (thank God) and he'll just go away. No witnesses.

Cars are a plague.

>>25602575
>I'm always afraid that when I walk some asshole is going to hit me and no one will care because I'll be dead (thank God) and he'll just go away. No witnesses.
I actually want this to happen to me
i'm to scared to kill myself because people will say shit like "I never thought he would do it" "he showed no warning signs" "what a selfish thing to do"

the only way I can think of where it look like an accident would be to go camping and "fall" off a cliff

>>25602436
>>25602481
Atleast I'm not alone, just remember we can still turn things around, we haven't quite hit rock bottom yet

>>25598469

sent my CV to a couple places in November, still waiting on a reply

t-they will reply, r-right? at least a no out of courtesy?

>>25602852

I was interviewed last Saturday and when the interview went well, the interviewer shook my hand and said he'd call me either way on Tuesday after he was done interviewing everyone.

No call.

Fucking liars.

>>25598469
My parents applied for me and I have been getting calls this week but I haven't answered any.

The other day my mom hinted that she was going to sign me up in a dating site also.

This is so horrible. Please send help.

>>25603057
how old?
you might not be too late to be saved

>>25603238
22. I always have hope for something don't worry.

>>25598852
I work security and this is pretty much it if you arent getting replaced by a minority freshly imported by their family or fighting with some old guy for a job your at a place that abuses the shit out of you atleast you can smoke a million cigarettes and listen to audio books with some jobs thats the only upside