>eating any other pizza
All these fucking pizza threads while I'm trying to eat healthy
It hurts good
So whats that local chain in your area?
LaRosas' is tasty.
I'm getting erect just thinking about it please stop
Welp, getting dressed to go walk in the rain to the pizza place down the street, are you happy about ruining my diet ?
You already are judging by how much of a bitch you are, so just eat one.
>tfw I can eat 4000 calories a day and not gain fat
>regular round pie eating ass niggas
sicilian is the best pizza get on my level
a small chain called mezzaluna
Just give in fatties. Saved you each a slice.
when you die do you believe you will wish that you ate LESS pizza? hell no
only 1 out of 6 continents is blessed with good pizza, take advantage
>not getting chad tier mountain mikes
Fucking kill yourselves lel
There are much better options my friends.
Seriously. It's flour, water, yeast, and salt. And fifteen minutes of kneading and an hour of proofing and tomatoes that you blanch and peel and seed and stew and season and blend and peel garlic and onion... And simmer and cook it down, better add wine or the tomatoes will be two dimensional...etc.
Yes,i make my own pizza, yes it tastes like the gods, fuck if it doesn't take all day. Don't imply it's easy.
Well lads, here it is.
I had to get a coke too since I walked all the way.
T-thanks for being the devil on my shoulder senpai
t. My tongue
Hey Little Memers. Did you give up on trying to out-meme Pizza Hut with crust, and meme /r9k/ instead?
This pretzel crust was okay. Good job on making it like a pretzel, not like those faggy "pretzel" buns some hamburger joints use.
But I think a long term business strategy for you guys is to meme that crazy bread, hard. Make the crazy bread extra crazy.
Laughing my ass to shitty tear every time I see fat amerifats becoming even fatting, trying to bring some joy to their miserable lives by stuffing the bodies their insestuous parents made with copious amounts of carbs.
I've had no more than 30g of carbs per day for the past 5 years.
>6'0'' / 184cm
>149 lbs / 68 kg
Willpowerless fat slobs.
Steak and eggs FTW.