Fembot Feels

>>25597214
I left my comfort zone and tried to meet women outside and I got threats of physical violence by chads, ignored by some women, and slapped by others for being near them

also being a nigger doesn't help

>>25597214

Be my gf?

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>>25597301
Get that thirsty ass shit out of here

>implying I have a comfort zone at all

>yfw OP is a dude

>>25597214
so you're implying that we should try to date fembots that are "invading" this place? this sounds like a huntingground.

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here we go again friends

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>all fembot feels are about men

sounds about right

>>25597214

Fembots are far more capable of dating normie men than malenots are of dating normie women. You have no excuse for your "mfw no boyfriend" feels.

>>25597606
more likely to succeed yes but ruling them out completely is just wrong.

>>25597214
in movies other than Bond the guy approaching the women is always some unwanted scumbag and gets told off by the heroine

i dont want to be a scumbag

>>25597214
i wouldn't even mind dating a fembot if she doesn't act like an attention whore here but it seems like this board is more about the feel related to that stuff than actually talk to people and its certainly not a dating board

>>25597526
All fembot problems are men.

coupon for one free bf here
get it while it lasts
never expires

>>25597762
meanwhile I've got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one

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>>25597800
Official coupon here

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Would fembots want a 6'1, /fit/, good looking boyfriend if he was dumb as fuck ?
No. I tried with lotd of you, and l've come to a conclusion : Normal women that are FAR better mentally and far better looking than you, have lower standards, you're not fembots, you're just cumdumpsters in denial. End of the story

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>>25597214
Pussypass isn't good out here I need something more real.

>>25597740
>i wouldn't even mind dating a fembot if she doesn't act like an attention whore

implying any woman is not going to be an attention whore

>>25597827
Does this coupon works if your a boy tho

so cynical anon

I've met some really nice grils on this site.

Anybody play Shadows of Mordor? He's a pretty cool guy and doesn't afraid of Uruks.

>>25597891
Only if you post it on /lgbt/

>>25597214
Imagine a life where you have never been great at anything, never felt the urge to be great at anything, never felt that magnetic admiration to someone who was great at something, wanted to imitate and ultimately defeat him. Just nothing. Literally all you do in life is exist. Occupy space. pass the time. You're a chick.

You're bored,tweeting about your fucking hair and not even feeling any kind of happiness from it, just soothing your constant need to be bitter and cunty and petty toward other women. Every single thing you've done in the past year was mundane, shallow, and boring. You spent the last six hours reading kinda-interesting Reddit stories about people who made interesting Halloween hats for their kids or some stupid bullshit that you think is interesting and you may say is interesting but you're not really sure if it's really interesting. You're just fucking sitting there, gestating, fermenting, with a moist hole between your legs that guarantees you'll at least never have to get up and move around and work to support yourself.

And then you see men, over in some corner, having fun. You've never seen this before. What are they even doing? Instead of their consciousnesses merely sitting in their thick skull and revolving around itself, they are imbuing their conscious energy and intentionality into external objects, crafts, goals, projects. All the bitterness and cuntiness you feel nonstop seems to be absent, as they congratulate each other for being victorious, and happiIy learn from someone who defeated them. These creatures are truly content to be alive. They have found purpose in a purposeless universe.

And your gaze turns back on itself, on your self, and you realise you've never had that. You can never have it. You're just a stupid cunt.

So you get up, you walk over there, and you fucking ruin everything. Just ruin the whole fucking thing. The five seconds of attention you get will be worth destroying it. Because you're a woman.

>>25597214
Like romantically?
original

>>25597950
What happens if I post it on /fit/ ?

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>>25597262
yup
*sips bear*

>>25598058
/fit/ is just the normie word for /lgbt/ you'll be good to go

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>>25597726
>Watching old film with family (don't want to get kicked out so I force myself to participate)
>Some John Wayne film about a politician
>His character at points literally kidnaps the main female and tells her in classy ways to shut up
>Other character is obvious villian
>Made to look like a complete retard
>He tries to do the same thing with the girl
>OMG RAAAAAAPE XD
>Family starts commenting on how bad the guy was and he shouldn't do that
>MFW my family is a bunch of fucking Chads and I now hate them more then ever

>>25597214
>tfw fembots invade my man-imageboard but still won't be my gf

>>25597526
>80% of threads are anons whining about not getting their dicks wet

>>25597214
The reason we complain about women on r9k is because they can't be robots.

OP is like invading a foreign country then whining when none of its citizens want you there only it turns out to all be a false flag pulled off by your current government.

p.s. posting anime is a terrible way of pretending to be female

>>25598490
well, you haven't provided contact info yet

How could anyone become your gf

>>25597813
All 99 pf those problems are due to a lack of bitch.

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weak bait sempai.

but i got you if you a legit.

>>25597214
GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD YOU STUPID FUCKING WHORES, THIS BOARD IS FOR GREENTEXT STORIES, NOT FOR YOU TO ABUSE TO GET ATTENTION AND FULFILL YOUR VAIN DESIRES, MALEBOTS IS REDUNDANT, ONLY STRAIGHT WHITE CISGENDERED MALES CAN BE ROBOTS, FUCKING LEAVE ALREADY JUST LET ME HAVE MY FUCKING BOARD, SAME THING GOES FOR YOU STUPID FUCKING BETA KEKS THAT FEED THESE HAMPLANETS ATTENTION, REAL ROBOTS HAVE NO DESIRE FOR COMPANIONSHIP, FUCKING LEAVE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>25597996
how else?
original

>>25597214
Just leave if you don't want to hear us bitching.

Women have the entire internet to talk people who will give them emotional support, compliment them, and try to be their friend.
We don't have that luxury, so please, all I ask is that you leave me my board. You can have all the others, just leave me this one.

>>25597762
all fembots are men

>webcam
>show titties
>notice me
>profit

>>25600806
>greentext stories

>wasn't even on this board when it originally started in 2008

This is all women have ever contributed to 4chan and why they were always told to fuck off.

It's sad to come here so many years after leaving to see the sad state in which 4chan is in.

"I'm a girl xDDDD, i'm completely incapable of participating in any kind of interesting discussion but just so you know i'm here."

>>25597340
>getting trolled like that
pathetic

>>25597726
too late. you already post on r9kk. instant scumbag status

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>don't even care about no gf
>don't care about the high school tier Chad/Stacy/Normie memes
>just post here once in a while for the depression feels
>drinking, running, and reading is all there is to my life

Who /empty/ here?

>>25598806
The difference is that robots will never get laid or have a relationship. Girls can have both easily. They just bitch because Chad doesn't give her attention she wants

>>25597214
The implication of this post is that you're offering yourself as some kind of girlfriend to robots.

In lieu of being a girlfriend, naked pictures will suffice. However they need to be explicit.

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>>25597214
>fembot feels are literally just whores complaining about chad not fucking them

seems about right, back to /soc/ for you SHOO SHOO

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I've never really believed most of the "girls" on /r9k/. I mean, there has to be more bait threads than actual girls, and as soon as someone posts proof they gain 50 new orbiters clamoring for their attention. Why would a girl even come to /r9k/ if not for attention?

kek i annoyed someone so much they're avoiding me online. oh well, fark.
should just get rid of everyone then

One day
Lynn will be my gf

>Tfw introvert and can't hook up with girls at a club
>tfw engineer and ratio at work is at best 1 female per 10 male.

>>25604533
I've been on r9k for 6 years as I'm a khv shut in
and uh I guess I'm female
I come on here because tons of people feel similar to me and I can have some measure of social contact. I don't bring up my sex ever unless someone asks me directly. most of the girls here are just for attention, but there are a few that are just robots. there's no problem with using r9k as long as gender never comes up 2bh familia.

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>>25597214
what the fuck is a malebot

>>25597214

tfw you realize /r9k/ wasn't created for men

tfw you realize women have always been here

tfw female robot uprising 2016

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>tfw took a shower and washed my hair
>mom is proud of me
Thanks, mom. It was getting dank down there.

>>25604858
My donger smells ripe after a day.
I walk around in boxers with the flap open to mark my territory.
>>25604855
SHOO SHOO ROAST BEEF

>>25604855
>/r9k wasn't created for men.
Hehehehehe
Hahahahaha
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
do I even need to call this bait?

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>>25604790
>there's no problem with using r9k as long as gender never comes up 2bh familia.

This bro gets it.

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>>25604790
>I don't bring up my sex ever unless someone asks me directly
I told you guys the vampire accords would work.

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>>25597214
where do fembots hang out, where can i go and get to met fembots ?

if you cant answer that then your arguments are invalid

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>>25604910
I've been smelling my own fumes for a week or so. I sweat a lot and don't like wearing deoderant. I also hate washing my hair. Probably can count the amount of times I wasbed it last year on one hand.

>>25604790
>khv shut in

How do you support yourself? Is it easier for girls to get neetbux?

>>25605057
We should rub our smelly groins together then just lay in our sweat and filth as we passionately kiss desu

I have hordes of embarrassing conversations with strangers because my neurotic temperament. Honestly, I'm really bored and need simulation so I end up talking very fast and going on tangents about bullshit that makes the other person uncomfortable. I'm a mega autist. All I do is sit at home everyday and it's driving me crazy in my (internet) personal relationships because of it.

>>25605162
You sound exactly like someone I know. Do you have Borderline Personality Disorder?

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>>25605089
Yeah, don't know when the last time I brushed my teeth was either. Also I don't know how to kiss unless its a computer screeb, phone screen, or pillow.

>>25605200
Im a khhv, so we can watch some YouTube vids and practice

>>25605196

No, just a bored idiot who's not allowed to do anything with anyone IRL under the false guise of "protection"

>>25605267
Because of your parents?

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>tfw robot bf cums in your pussy 9 times in one day
>tfw you are sore because he fucked you good
>tfw he calls you mommy
>tfw you can't walk because he destroyed your vagina

What is fembot? I see this many time but also persons saying they are not real.

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>>25605230
>not just watching it alone and covering your eyes when its 2lewd4u
Anon, start living your life correctly. You only have one.

>>25605303

yeah im awfully depressed

>>25605323
Sounds like he got a good bit of practice there. Enjoy it while it lasts, I guess.

>>25605396
>tfw he doesn't like it when people call me his practice gf and says I'm not
>tfw deep down I know you're probably right

>>25605440
Isn't that fine, though? He gets to use your holes for awhile, and you get to feel sort of happy for awhile.

>>25605323
>tfw cant cum 6 times a day anymore
>tfw getting old
i just want to cover the world in semen.

>>25600415
>as if a bitchh just wouldn't make all 99 of her problems, his as well

>>25605323
why do you even come here anymore mystery?

This is some kindergarten tier fighting between genders

>>25604218

Drinking gives you blunt insight.
Reading expanmds your mind and educates you.
Running keeps you fitter than 90% of people in your society.

You have more than most nigger.

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I will crash this thread with no survivors.

SAGE. HIDE. REPORT.

My problem is that girls are always attention whores and the retards on here aren't smart enough to not feed them, and when they're not attention whoring, they get special treatment on here anyway since the robots are so depraved.

>doesn't understand robots at all
Thanks for proving our one valid point.

>>25606337
just report the damn thread

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>tfw you want fembot to share either vidya or animu interests with
>tfw normie community doesn't give you an easy out to find these bots
>tfw you can't just ask randoms at social outings if they like cartoons for grownups
>tfw

>>25606391
What's there to understand about you lads, other than the fact you're hormonal teenagers who are bitter about being virgins, and just try to come over as "sad and lonely" in a meek attempt at getting laid?

>tfw no lesbian friend
A-Any lesbians want a male friend
I'm Catholic if that's a deal breaker

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I find these threads ironic, because I would never fucking touch a fembot or even pursue one.

>6'4
>230
>7in dick
>good looking
>autismo with chicks
>always fuck and no contact after
>tfw I get used for sex all the time
>tfw just want a chick to love me the same amount that I'd love her
>tfw not desperate enough to ever pursue something with an unstable introvert from my favorite board.

Life is suffering.

>>25597214
go fuck yourself cunt you only come here to attention whore.

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>>25597214
enough with this fucking malebot and fembot bullshit holy fuck

a robot is a robot and women cannot be robots you fucking meme
i swear to god women are literally memes

>>25607169
why would a malebot want to have a lesbian friend? For his personal fantasies?

>>25597214
Gotta give OP some points for using a Charlotte image, love that anime.

However
Your thread is still pretty shit.

>>25608293
I don't know
It's nothing sexual though.

Which one of you was the one that was watching WK10 and liked guys that looked like Tuco from the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly? I

>>25605323
Holy shit, mystery's back

>>25605323
>mystery got another robot bf
>sad that it isn't me
>this is how low I've fallen

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>>25605396
>Sounds like he got a good bit of practice there.
D-did we start that waste his time bullshit by mistake?

>>25605323
>tfw I will never take mystery.jpg's virginty
>tfw she was probably a roastie whore anyway

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>>25605323
a puffy vagoo

pat pat pat