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Dubs decide what I say to her
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>>25596822
I want to impregnate you.
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"Can't stump the trump" and post results
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>>25596837
>I want to impregnate you.
rolling for this
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I will rape you. Gently.
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>>25596822
- heil hitler
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>>25596822
what is the difference between jam and jelly?
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I love you.

mtblx
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I want to stab you to death, and then play around in your blood.
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>>25596837
This should be your choice.
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Heeeyy!! *POKES* hahah xD im so random, whats up?!?!
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fake weak bitch
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I'm going to rape your mother
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>>25596822
wanna see my pee pee poo poo collection?
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>>25596878
reroll

b0000lx
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>>25596837
rolling for this desu senpai baka
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Hello beautiful ',:^)
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Nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigga nigger nigga
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I stick needles as deep into my taint as I can. It brings me pleasure.
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imma suck your dick
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>>25596966
>>25596837
Well this ought to be interesting.
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>>25596966
Oh boy you better deliver op
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>>25596966
>>25596966
>>25596966
>>25596966
bingbingbing
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>>25596966
winrar

:OOOOOOOOOO
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>>25596982
rerolling, nigga...
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>>25596988
Winner. IDK what this means though.
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>>25596822
Lets get this out of the way.. I have a 4 nipples, 11 toes, and a wig fetish.
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>>25596822
"May I rub feces in your eyes?"
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>>25597023
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=taint
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Guys lets be patient surely OP will deliver
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>>25596822
Deliver already fag
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u r a q t
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>>25597000
trips overrule dubs imo
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>>25597129
Trips are for the dubs so theoretically the first dubs are godsent
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>>25596822
OP?
Shall you deliver or leave us in darkness?
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ill actually deliver
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>>25597295
Whew, your battery sucks.
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>>25597295
You look kinda old
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>>25597295
You have pretty pointy shoulders and a larger nose for my taste, but we could make this work out
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>>25597333
and now we wait
also this comment is original
shes a qt by the way, please dint ruin it
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>>25597295
Do the impregnate line
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>>25597411
you're not going to get with her she's just swiping right to make her feel good that she has a large list of guys
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>>25597411
while we wait
>>25597457
thanks for the vote of confidence anon
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>>25597476
Please do the "I want to impregnate you."
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>>25597476
you look like you're 12
damn i would love to taste that sweet pussy
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>>25597492
This line . z
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>>25597476
I can tell she is british by her teeth
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Did you know that Jews did 9/11?
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I'm looking to cheat on my grandfather with a woman. He makes me wear a chastity belt and a butt plug at all times.
I found the key, let's fuck.
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>>25597544
done and done.
OP is a faggot and I think I know this girl irl
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>>25597586
op delivered for once.
god bless america.
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>>25597586
welp this one unmatched already.
What do you have to say to Elizabeth?
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>>25597664
holy shit what kind of massive chad are you?
you shoud fuck those girls instead of annoying them for your internet friends
baka senpai
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>>25597705
I dont have the confidence to actually start conversations so I alienate them instead.
also
>3 matches
>chad
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>>25597664
The Jews are causing the refugee crisis because they want to drive the Muslims away from Isreal and destabilize the west. Don't trust the Jews, Elizabeth.

Also send pic related
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>>25597736
all of them are qt af
just start a normal conversation with them and you might get laid tonight
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>>25597664

Damn girl, you're like a magnet! Attractive from the rear, repulsive from the front.


bloxblox
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>>25597777
lucky quads
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>>25597777
Quads, do it OP
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>>25597771
>start a normal conversation
do you know where you are anon?
>>25597777
delivered.
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>>25597739
>thinks that israel thinks that filling the west with muslims will help them

dumb
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>>25597828
funny thing is she's hot asf
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>>25597739

rolling for this

ORIGINALCOMMENT
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>>25597888
RINWAR bing bing
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>>25597872
all hot girls know they're hot, and they also know what negging is so this strategy will fail
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>>25597872
nah shes pretty fat
>>25597921
ill send this to a random match, standby
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>>25597957
absolutely fucking disgusting holy shit.
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Elizabeth is not happy with that comment
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>>25597957
holy shit, I cant handle it
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>>25598028
Why are you such a disgusting fat bitch?

do it fag.
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also, the other win. I might have fucked up at the end but shes an absolute Stacy so im not worried about her noticing
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>>25598028
Say "sorry babe, I got dared"
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>>25598028
Well it's still 50% better than the last girl
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>>25598028

It's just simple science. don't hate me, it's just how the universe works.
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>>25598028
Magnets don't talk lizzy, remember that fact
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>>25598028
Sorry. My friends always tell me that chicks dig assholes
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>>25598028

I'm into fatties though, and you can always wear a bag on your head
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>>25597957
>UW-Whitewater

Hello fellow Wisconsin-fag
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>>25598170
The fact she responded and didn't unmatch him says its true.
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>>25598028

Now that you're aroused, lets get to the greasy stuff. How about you, me and a bucket of KFC?
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>>25598028
Ooops. Sorry, honey. That wasn't for you.
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>>25598198
Close enough
>>25598227
262?
bloxblox
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>>25598261
Nah, 608, got lots of friends at Whitewater tho.
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>>25598261
post more elizabeth pics plz ;-;
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>>25598300

send that to her
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>>25598136
>>25598085
Top fucking notch mistake
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well Elizabeth is taking her sweet fucking time so here's a brand new match. also a qt
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>>25598085
>I might have fucked up at the end but shes an absolute Stacy so im not worried about her noticing
Her name is Hannah not Elizabeth, of course she's going to notice it
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>>25598371
DO YOU LIKE VIDEOGAMES???
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>>25598371
Whats your favourite hole?
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>>25598371
rolling for ''pee pee poo poo''
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>>25598371

What's it like to have parents who don't know how to spell names right?
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>>25598371
Will you let me diaper you and call me daddy?
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>>25598400
and there we go
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>>25598400
tfw this might make her giggle and keep her interested
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>>25598400
sheet nigga this meme way2 dank
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>>25598290
What's good in Madison, robot? I used to live there before relocating to a greasy corner of the Midwest.
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>>25598400
lame, but sent.
I extended my range to 10 miles more and got six matches. ill let you decide .
I am not sure what the child holding a gun is
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>>25598085
>elizabeth
>sent to hannah
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>>25598439
I enjoy hanging out downtown and stuff, going to concerts, but I live a half hour out of town.
I'm only home for break from uni, which sucks ass. I want to go back to school in Des Moines (Drake University), but I still have another two weeks left.
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>>25598481
>I am not sure what the child holding a gun is
That's Pei, anon.
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>>25598481

Gimme 'phil' a Delpha
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>>25598481
FUCKING POST MORE ELIZABETH
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>>25598481

@Kieran

Hey :)
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>>25598481
>Female with my name
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>>25598531
here.
please nothing about her kid im not really interested in having her call the copa
>>25598569
coming right up
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>>25598227
>>25597957
Kris pls go
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>>25598586
kieran has top tier ass and shit tier face
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>>25598602
The kid would hide under the bed when you're pegging me, right?
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>>25598602
>i wanted to fuck chad so badly that i had a child with him
>unfortunately it didn't make him stay with me so i have to find some beta provider who can pay for me and chads son
>too bad i didn't give one of my orbiters a chance they would have stayed with me. well...
this is literally what shes saying
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>>25598685

use the magnet line again
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>>25598602
He sucks doesn't he? I won't be like him
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>>25598602
>>25598685
where is lizbeth ;-;
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>>25598602
"Hi! I would like you to know that I'm a HUUUUUUGE faggot, but I kinda feel like trying out a woman for once. Are you okay with that?"
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>>25598602

want someone 'you' can call daddy?
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>>25598719
here anon, my bad
far left is a qt
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>>25598757
holy fuck
not THIS is tits
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>>25598602
I've always wanted to be a father and have a family, being born a woman I believed I'd never find it, can you help me fufill my childhood dreams?
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>>25598739

re-rolling for this one
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>>25598757
this one is not so bad
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>>25598757
What are you up to these days, Kris? You still a virgin?
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my mom said u are cute
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>>25598732
I am rolling for this one. This is the post I'm rolling for.
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>>25598757
>nerdier the better
Tell her that she is a lying whore. And if you were DnD LARPER she would not be interested.
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>>25598602
Do you like dogs?
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>>25598685

I think of myself as a spanker
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>>25598602
Prime example of why shouldn't do hard drugs while pregnant
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>>25598813
>I like someone who keeps me on my toes
>The nerdier the better
Pick one Elizabeth
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>>25598925
this is her face
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>>25598602
I really really like your child. Can I see more?
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>>25598685

I would spank your face with my cock
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lol
her other pictures are not nearly this bad. not sure why she included it
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>>25598757
Hey, I know the girl second from left! Really good singer, but pretty boring.
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>>25598685
Ok you Ill start at a joint a tumble plus tax. If you throw in a little of that good whisky I'll think up a way to work your butt into it as well
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>>25598968
"I want you to peg me or to fuck you doggystyle, so we don't have to see each other faces."
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>>25598968
She really is a magnet
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>>25599066
Honestly not even sure what this means but sent anyway
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>>25599120
It was a typo ('for you i'll start out at') but if shes a lonely art hoe she might dig it anyway
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>>25598757
damn nigga you fucked up by insulting her
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>>25598481
to virginia
>I need your arms around me I need to feel your touch
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>>25599251
>>25599251
>fucked up by insulting a normie fatass
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>>25598685
I'm pretty sure you can't get down on me with those tight jeans
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>>25599276
are you sure about that?
she also has a kid
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>>25598685
Do you get royalties on all those rap songs written about you?
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>>25599395
just say "You have a kid...." watch the rage
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Do you want to come over to my house and try out the steam controller?
It's great for rocket league and mgsv
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>>25599395
>Outdoors
>ON longboard

That isn't how you /out/.
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>>25599395
just send it, let's see how we go from there
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>>25599120
you can afford an iphone but not plastic surgery? huh
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>>25596822
You wish I was Chad, don't you slut? But Chad is not here, Chad is gone, I have it on my basement, now the only one that remains is me, so you better submit, you better like me.
please
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>>25599734
OP has long since abandoned thread
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>>25599786
Now I can see I'm all alone in my dark room, without the sweet relief of this thread.
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>>25599734

This is fucking retarded, it won't even go anywhere you fucking sperg.
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ive got tons of matches and nothing to do on a Friday night. I can keep going if people want
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>>25599998
Is that a fucking baby bib on your chest? Ayy Lmao
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>>25598595
Which one? They're legitimately all girl names.
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>>25599998
My mom told me to be nice to blondes but that finger thing is making it very hard for me
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>>25598813
>my biggest fear is to be a stay at home mommy
B-But being a stay at home dad is my 2nd biggest wish. I get to stay home playing vidya, cook, light cleaning, and have all my expenses paid for.
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holy shit
rjiaisyrhrg
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>>25599998
Hey baby, what else can you do with those fingers?
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>>25600456
k come over and let's fug
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>>25600456
oh sorry too old
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>>25600456
Still ripe
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Elizabeth snaps back
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>>25600638
>have a bar through your nose

holy shit post face you faggot
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>>25600638
>have a bar through your nose

Oh, you're a faggot? gg no re
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>>25600677
ok
bloxblox
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>>25600638

>Don't waste me time

She's a pirate?
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>>25598481
>matching single mums

Breh...
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>>25600716
Only gets matches because of the money in his pictures.
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>>25599395
I wanna stretch your ears with this *ziiiip*
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>>25600751
tinder is a numbers game. I don't even look at anyones profile until I match them
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>>25600747

lel


that was funny


ha

fuck you OC robot
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>>25600848
They've recently done some changes where if you just right-swipe everyone it will show you less people regardless if you've swiped them or they've swiped you either way.
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>>25600747
HAHAHAHAHHA SO LE FUNNY xD

go back to reddit faggot
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>>25600898

Hang yourself you miserable fuck up.
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>>25600456

yep, too old
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>>25600922

Gotta kill yourself anon
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>>25600922
>you miserable fuck up.
>is on /r9k/ a board dedicated to virgin losers

really kill yourself bro
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>>25600967
anon take off the chastity belt maybe you won't be so irritable if you didn't have it on all day
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>>25600638
Chill out girl just seeing if you a hoe or id you got self respect
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>>25596822

>"Hey there fair maiden!"*tips fedora*. "I was just wondering (*looks around nervously in an oh so kawaii manner*)... if you would honour me with your company to the local Subway restaurant near my abode!.

>*giggles nervously, sweating palms resting on katana hilt*. "They have the finest sandwich artisans, only befitting a lady of your caliber".
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>>25600638
You are seriously turning me on right now. Do you do anal?
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OP where are you famsaipatchi
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>>25601665
op has been kill for awhile. im the one thats been posting though
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>>25601299
WASTED DUBS
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>>25596822
Shit OP we're in the same area. Seen those roasties too and am proud of your work
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>>25602010
Where are you from?
kenosha herr
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>Tfw latino fag, cant troll women because everyone speaks spanish but /r9k/ doesnt
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>>25602056
Ha Wisconsin fag
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>>25602234
>tfw aussie, can't troll because nobody would understand what I type
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>>25602056
Crystal Lake so I gotta worry about Jason Vorhees
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>>25602234
I know these feels anon, fucking with people in spanish isnt as easy
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well this was one dissapointing tinda bread
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someone post roasties getting roasted on tinder
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from an older thread
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>>25602598
kek the last line
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