Be sure not to get too drunk tonight, wagecuck. You don't want to waste your two days of freedom being hung over.
is true. *I*, on the other hand, will have some delicious champagne, bought with my tendiebux.
lol at least they are going out with their friends as opposed to some fat NEET faggot deteriorating in his room on 4chan hoping his mom doesn't ask him to get a job again
I am a doctor so I will be getting plastered both nights--while also binging on cocaine, of course--only to administer myself a glorious IV both mornings. This is a procedure that costs hundreds for some and thousands for others; however, I will be receiving it for free while enjoying my $500,000 a year salary.
Enjoy your microwave tendies and making poopys and peepees
Where were you when wagecucks got BTFO by superior NEET gods?
>tfw only work weekends and tuesdays