My girlfriend is going to put down her pet cockroach today (pic related). Its molting isn't complete and it's been dying for a while because of some noxious mold she didnt find in its cage
How should she put it out of its misery?
So I just told her stepping on it would be the quickest way outside of explosives or shooting it. My gun is 200 miles away so she agreed.
She's taking it out back now. Will post pics of ded bug in 20 mins
>20 minutes to stomp a bug
what are you haveing sex with it? just get it over with
Former owner of pet grasshopper and a pet tarantula here. I did a lot of consideration and reading on caring for roaches
>one damaged antenna
>one missing antenna
>shell is discoloured
>legs are damaged
Women confirmed inferior. Holy shit they cant even take care of bugs properly
Tell your gf to stop adopting animals since she is clearly too incompetent
>tfw no qt oddball girl who likes cockroaches to ask me out on a date
its actually all I really want out of life
Best pet I've ever owned.
It once got out of its cage and I didn't see it for about 2 weeks.
Fukr was in my window slaying ladybugs. Only reason I found it was from all the mantis shits piling up.
I can't tell who the biggest retard is: you, the faggot Redditor normie OP, or his cockroach-fetish-having weirdo of a "girlfriend."
>dating some dumb whore that can't even take care of a bug
>calling us retards
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Nice damage control for your shit-tier whore's ineptitude
>they don't know about johj
it fucking says "my girlfriend" right in the OP
everyone in here is trash, including myself, for even replying
Here you go. I took one of her a few days ago
fuck my life and fuck you too
>a-all I need is 2d
is there at least something wrong with her head?
a cockroach that is a pet you fucking mong
the thought that we'll both be gone someday
tears me to pieces
I have pet bugs as well. New to roaches though. Refer her to https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Insect_euthanasia for a list of things by how humane they are.
Bad molts aren't insanely uncommon in pet bugs. Sometimes it happens and it's very sad. I've head of some people in absolute worst case scenarios helping their bugs molt with a low, low, low success rate, but I'm also really concerned about the mention of mold in her roach's tank. What kind of mold? How much? how did she miss it?
>What's wrong with warning colors
>He doesn't know
you guys already killed this board a long time ago
It's like rolling into a magic the gathering club with a tank and saying "WOW WHY DONT YOU AUTISTS UNDERSTAND THIS ISNT YOUR SECRET CLUB!" and then telling them to go fuck off to an anime convention
Except it isn't like that. It's not a magic the gathering club.It's the worlds biggest image board, only an area that has no reposts. Millions of people view this shit. If you want a secret club, this was never it.