My girlfriend is going to put down her pet cockroach today (pic

stomp on it

>>25595560
By stepping on it

>>25595560
Rubber mallet
Itll be instantaneously killed and feel no pain

>>25595604
ok, thanks a lot

put it in a tissue box, and send it out to sea.

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>pet cockroach

humane injection

>>25595560
Nuclear war with Russia

>>25595560
auto erotic asphyxiation

its the only way

>>25595560
Which one is the roach?

>>25595560

Rip off it's legs one by one then put it in a honey jar and throw it into a lake.

>>25595560
Eat it, obviously.

>>25595665
She wants it to be quick. She really cares about it bro

>>25595560
>girlfriend
>pet cockroach
i cant decide if i should call you normie or not

>>25595710
She asked me on a date bro, it's not my fault.

Eat it and take in its powers

>>25595708
If you've got quick hands, should be over relatively quickly.

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So I just told her stepping on it would be the quickest way outside of explosives or shooting it. My gun is 200 miles away so she agreed.

She's taking it out back now. Will post pics of ded bug in 20 mins

>>25595793
no set it on fire and post here

>>25595710
She sounds slightly less than mentally stable, so I think he's one of us

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>keeping any kind of insect as a pet

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>>25595793
>20 minutes to stomp a bug
what are you haveing sex with it? just get it over with

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Attach it to a firework

be sure to have a pov of her foot/shoe over the cam like she is going to stomp us.

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>>25595560

Former owner of pet grasshopper and a pet tarantula here. I did a lot of consideration and reading on caring for roaches

>one damaged antenna
>one missing antenna
>shell is discoloured
>legs are damaged

Women confirmed inferior. Holy shit they cant even take care of bugs properly

Tell your gf to stop adopting animals since she is clearly too incompetent

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>>25595740

>tfw no qt oddball girl who likes cockroaches to ask me out on a date

its actually all I really want out of life

seems genuine

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>pet grasshopper and a pet tarantula

amazing how many foot/crush/giantess fetishists are coming out of the woodwork

i know OP is that porn guy but didn't know there were that many crush faggots here

>>25595560
Why would someone want a turk as a pet?

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>>25595863
It's done.

>>25595863
my fucking face when.

Anon you are golden. Make sure to have her take her shoes and socks off too OP

I want to see her nice soles
>>25595560

>>25595942
all of my keks

>>25595932
I dont know what you're talking about bro

>>25595952
Post her SOLES

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>>25595942
keked familio

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>Chinese Mantis
Best pet I've ever owned.
It once got out of its cage and I didn't see it for about 2 weeks.
Fukr was in my window slaying ladybugs. Only reason I found it was from all the mantis shits piling up.

>>25595981
new camera m8? new girl too

>>25595560

Send it to mars he's going to evoluate and come back in 300 years as a 3foot tall roided out bad ass nigga roach

>>25595932
should visit the size threads on /d/ and /aco/ sometime.

warap it in foil and microwave it

>>25596025

You ever seen the episode of superjail with the roided out man sized cockroach

its a good episode

>>25596010
Imagine waking up and feeling this fucker sitting on your face

>>25596044
>>25596025

His girl already killed it

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>>25596025
>evoluate
I can't tell who the biggest retard is: you, the faggot Redditor normie OP, or his cockroach-fetish-having weirdo of a "girlfriend."

>>25595560
OP POST YOUR GF BOTTOM OF FEET PLEASE

>>25595952
What a pathetic death. Would you appreciate having your eviscerated entrails exposed like that on a barren soil? He deserved better.

>>25595837
30 seconds to kill bug, 19.5 minutes to fuck the qt gf of questionable mental state you dont have
>all I want is a girl with broken wings

>>25596103
sry bro, not happening

>>25596120
It's better than being eaten by a reptile, burned alive, or any of the other ideas these retards had

You should have spoken sooner

>>25596025
i can see it now...
ATTACK OF THE 3FT ROACH

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>>25596148
>dating some dumb whore that can't even take care of a bug
>calling us retards

>>25596120

There are conflicting accounts of Diogenes's death. He is alleged variously to have held his breath; to have become ill from eating raw octopus; or to have suffered an infected dog bite. When asked how he wished to be buried, he left instructions to be thrown outside the city wall so wild animals could feast on his body. When asked if he minded this, he said, "Not at all, as long as you provide me with a stick to chase the creatures away!" When asked how he could use the stick since he would lack awareness, he replied "If I lack awareness, then why should I care what happens to me when I am dead?" At the end, Diogenes made fun of people's excessive concern with the "proper" treatment of the dead.

>>25596148
wtf man why not?

I really want to see some OPs GF FEET

or..

Will you post yours

>>25595894
>tfw bmsr

>>25596186
I like how you imply that caring for roaches is easy. They dont have emotions like actual animals. It's harder to judge their condition

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>>25596202
>BEING GAY

STOP IT

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>>25596214
Nice damage control for your shit-tier whore's ineptitude

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>>25595662
bloasdfas

>>25596246
I just want some sweet sweet OP GF FEET

>>25596257
For >>25596219
this white knight

>>25596306
I'll try to get pics for you

why do the lame, shitty, lolsorandumz threads like this stay up in the catalog?

fucking pathetic

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>>25596087
>>25596174
>>25596068
>they don't know about johj

>>25596353
what about this is random?

I'd prefer this to hearing Chad brag about his gf and the disgusting things he does to her for the 15000th time

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>>25596395
it fucking says "my girlfriend" right in the OP

everyone in here is trash, including myself, for even replying

>>25596087

kek, uneducated faggot.

>>25596422
it's not bragging though. He's not coming into your virgin thread trying to boast and make you feel like shit. He's asking how a bug can be killed quickly

>pet cockroach
fucking what?

>>25596148
post her face then I want to know if I should be jealous

>>25596508
Dont be stupid bro

http://www.keepinginsects.com/cockroaches-locusts-ants/cockroaches/

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>>25596525
>>25596525
Here you go. I took one of her a few days ago

>>25596346
please

thank you desu senpai

>>25596588
thats a really cute gf OP

good on ya

>how get gf?

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>>25596588
fuck my life and fuck you too
>a-all I need is 2d
is there at least something wrong with her head?

>>25596508
a cockroach that is a pet you fucking mong

>>25595710
Underrated post, which is also original.

>>25596588
>that hair
No wonder she got a cockroach, she can survive the radiation like them

>>25596588
>not wearing a sportsbra underneath that

im embarrased for her. shiggydiggy

>>25596667
almost checked
>>25596691
hair is qt

>>25596588
post pics of yourself, how does a robot get one of those

>>25596714
>hair is qt
Fuck off tumblr whore your fruit punch hair dye is disgusting and you need to be gassed

>>25596758
it seems like I struck a nerve, whats wrong with hair dye

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>>25596214

the thought that we'll both be gone someday
tears me to pieces

>>25596084
shut u p newfag l

>>25595952
>Says he would crush it
>Shows pic of feet wearing high heels
Either you're a faggot OP or you need to honor 4chan's code of posting.

>>25595560
Normalfag
Get out
ree...

>>25596588
What a fucking slut.

I have pet bugs as well. New to roaches though. Refer her to https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Insect_euthanasia for a list of things by how humane they are.

Bad molts aren't insanely uncommon in pet bugs. Sometimes it happens and it's very sad. I've head of some people in absolute worst case scenarios helping their bugs molt with a low, low, low success rate, but I'm also really concerned about the mention of mold in her roach's tank. What kind of mold? How much? how did she miss it?

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>>25596801
>What's wrong with warning colors
>Current year
>He doesn't know

>girlfriend

YOU ARE NOT A ROBOT
YOU DO NOT BELONG HERE
YOU ARE NOT QUIRKY, YOU ARE NOT LOLRANDUMXD
YOU ARE A NORMIE AND YOU ARE A BLIGHT ON THIS BOARD

>>25597488
OP said his girl would crush it you fucking idiot

>>25597708
Its too late senpai, theyre here to stay.

I got tired of reeing a month ago

>>25595560
>How should she put it out
>How should she put it out
>How should she put it out

OUT-OUT-OUT

>>25597658
She tried to expedite its molting but it didnt work anon. She was attached to it but not too much.

>>25597681
>posting fugly feminists
>not posting dyed hair qts
its almost as if you're retarded

>>25597488
>high heels

What the fuck lad

>>25597708

The only thing special about this board is the robot. This is not a secret autist club. Honestly, the quicker you realise this and fuck off to wizchan the better for you.

>>25596120
A quick death is better than most of us will get bro.

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Original this post is

>>25596025
JOHJ JOHJ JOHJ

>>25600321
you guys already killed this board a long time ago

It's like rolling into a magic the gathering club with a tank and saying "WOW WHY DONT YOU AUTISTS UNDERSTAND THIS ISNT YOUR SECRET CLUB!" and then telling them to go fuck off to an anime convention

>>25600440

Except it isn't like that. It's not a magic the gathering club.It's the worlds biggest image board, only an area that has no reposts. Millions of people view this shit. If you want a secret club, this was never it.