>22 years old >never tried to sing >now want to be able

>>25593590
Suck 5 dicks every day, it will lubricate your throat so you can sing better.

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Oh shit its king krule

>>25593590
dude looks like a ginger albino nniggardd

practice practice practice breathing exercises, using your diaphragm as the leverage point for the instrument that is your vocal cords

smfh

>>25594935
Do you practice sitting or standing?

>>25594962
who tf is ralph and why is he posting in my thread?

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>>25594990
fav track?

>>25595009
cementality

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>>25595023
its aight, defo not a track that jumps out to me, but still like it.

>>25594963
both you have to be versatile when you scream at a basement full of people

>>25595048
Even with his retarded accent and lazy smiths-esque lyrics, that album helped me get over a really shitty breakup.

I think I just like how sad/lonely a lot of it sounds.

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>>25595169
i know that feel bro

hgfki

>tfw want to sing
>tfw deep as fuck voice
>tfw told I would be a "bass" voice
>tfw no fucking rock singers have bass voices

JUST FUCK ME UP F'AM

Play elvis costellos first 4 albums in the car and song along with them

People who call songs "Tracks" are such faggots. It's like when someone says they're going to see a "Film" instead of a movie. Kill yourself you bitch.

Ahhh I'm in high school and my crush goes real hard at chorus. I've just put it together that the three guys she's liked before all sang.

I need to learn how to sing.

>>25595308
stop being a petty little faggot and get a life

>>25595308
haha, I get where you're coming from

It's like it's the cool way of saying it. Like people saying "record" instead of "album".

>>25595351
>record instead of album
>mousemat instead of mouse pad
>""rucksack"" instead of backpack
>packsack instead of backpack
>cellophane instead of saran wrap or plastic wrap
>tummy instead of stomach
>poop instead of shit
>smartphone instead of phone or cell
>beanie instead of toque

All of those trigger me way more than they should

>>25595321
Hey, if she never likes you at least that crushing heartbreak will give you something to write about.

>>25595430
>cell
kill yourself