Is anyone else doing NoPoop, /r9k/? It's been 12 days and I can already feel the extra vitamns and nutrients absorped from the fecal matter. I
swear I have more energy and can feel the nutrients sworling into my tissues and nourishing my brain just like the TEDx talk.
I also WAY more confident with women. I've gotten a lot of comments about my posture and stern expression that have come from abstaining Im sure of it and Im going to talk to another woman today.
How goes your NoPoop journey, /r9k/?
I'm on day 6 but I think something's wrong because I ate some indian food and now it's leaking out slowly, or sometimes I accidentally shart. I have to get up and wipe every few hours or it gets too messy and stinky.
Gone 3 years so far, underwent surgey to remove anus. if I really need to relieve myself for my health i have a tube inserted into my side and into my colon that i can relieve the pressure with. Women have really noticed the change, they say things like "mm anon you smell like you havent pooped in weeks. So sexy". I would reccomend this lifestyle to everyone.
All you robots do is waste your opportunitys for 2 to 20 minutes of relief when you could just go nopoop and literally fix your shitty life
You realize your Slaves to your urge to poop right? you guys are literally cucks to your own Colens
20 days for me
>go to sleep
>have dream about my waifu
>she's horny and begging me to poop on her because it's her new fetish
>try to explain that I'm on nopoop
>body gravitates towards her against my will
>unleash pipeing hot logs all over her
>felt good but shameful
>wake up with pants and bed full of shit
>feels warm and stinks
>vomit and spend next 3 hours cleaning my mess
>give up on nopoop