>Go into busy chipotle
>order Quesarito when a line out the door behind me
>She visibly sighs
>Make sure the add all the extra free stuff
>Too big to wrap and it rips
>Tell them to re-wrap it
>She's visibly angry
>File complaint about the situation
>go to Mc.Donalds
>make my way to the drive thru
>order everything on the menu one by one
>"wow, this is a lot of stuff, sir, are you sure you want all this"
>yeah, I'm having family over today and well, yknow"
>she's silent, I presume because she's trying to figure out why kind of guy would serve Mc.Donalds at a family reunion
>she racks up the total
>tells me to pay at the next window
>Say "no thanks" then drive out of the place
It's just a blander variant of texmex. It's all derivative, unless you're planning on eating stewed pig brain tamales in a town in northern Mexico cooked by an abuela. That would be amazing too, but the search for authenticity is meaningless. Calling Americanized Mexican food just plain Mexican is grating, but there's nothing inherently wrong about the food.
Omfg you have to actually move your arms to put things in a tortilla?! How horrible! That's so much harder than manual labor in 100 degree or freezing cold weather! You have it so fucking hard!!
To make it better I used to work at McDonalds. All the stuff you order pops up on the cooks display as soon as it's put into the register so they can get your food out faster. They had already started making your meal when you took off.
>go to gamestop
>take mommy with my because dont have ID and cant buy games without her
>look at game and sigh
>she just looks at me
>open wallet wide enough for her to see i only have 5 dollars
>ask her how many GBP's i have
>she looks like she wants to die
>stroke my beard as she pays the cashier for my new video game
>make her take me to taco bell on the way home
The Devils at work here...
>mum knocks on my door
>asks if I've got any dirty laundry
>mfw I actually do have some dirty laundry
>dump it on the landing later
> Order a pizza at 2am
> Pizza delivery man with dead eyes says"That's $14,99, sir"
> Give him two handful coins
> "Keep the change"
> Exactly $14,99
>go to open mic where i am banned for "racist" stand up comedy
>girl working telling me she gonna call the cops
>just walk up and start performing
>call everyone there a bunch of lazy niggers
>see cop car pulling up
>run out backdoor
>walk in to coffee shop next doors back door
>watch her get fined from the cops for calling them more then 6 times that month over me
Chipotle is the hardest job I've had by a long shot. The lines get crazy out the door ridiculous, managers breathing down your neck telling you to move the line faster, asshole customers like OP doing stupid shit just to spite you, the list goes on and on.
>the list goes on
Most of that list is summed up by "I'm incompetent and can't even handle a burrito rolling job"
You're literally less interesting and less valuable than a regular fucking monkey. I hope you get fired.