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if one were to commit suicide would an Ethernet cable have enough tensile strength to hang oneself with?
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If you just strangle yourself with it why not
if youre planning on jumping form a chair or something its questionable
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>>25588983
btw dont do it, world is your oyster
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Just go to your local outdoors store and get some climbing rope. You're killing yourself why be stingy
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The point of hanging yourself is to drop from a decent height and instantly snap your neck and kill you.

However, most idiots "hang" themselves by just hanging there and suffocating themselves for 2 minutes, which is extremely painful.

It would not work for the first, but it would probably hold for the second.
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>>25588918
>one
>oneself
>suicide by ethernet cable
M'sir
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only one way to find out

desu
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>>25589014
plus, if you get caught or fuck it up you might end up retarded.
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Yes, cat6 is stronger than cat5e (this is the type you'd buy at the store) but if you really want the beef go for the cat7 shielded.
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>>25589026
>>25589073
its more of a matter of what I have available to me
if I could go and buy things i'd get regular rope.
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>>25589014
>drop from a decent height
how far are we talking here?
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>>25589014
>However, most idiots "hang" themselves by just hanging there and suffocating themselves for 2 minutes, which is extremely painful.
no pain no gain anon
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>>25588918
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wm_NFOMdUV0

Yeah probably,
shit's thin as fuck though, might crush your windpipe causing unnecessary pain.
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>>25589101
Check this original comment im adding to show you this fucking picture without getting muted constantly
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>>25589085

No worries cat5 will still work just double up on the main loop. Or chance em.
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>>25589142
Too short and you will suffer
Too long and your head pops off
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>>25589165
>Too long and your head pops off
why does that matter if you are going to kill yourself anyway?
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>>25589174
A lot of people dress up for their suicide and leave notes to their loved ones

Why does any of that matter if you're going to kill yourself anyway?
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>>25589014
>which is extremely painful.

For you.
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>>25589014
>extremely painful
For you.
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>>25589204
>>25589209

A lot of repetition for a tired meme
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>>25588995
>world is your oyster
the world is a barren desert of despair and disappointment.
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>>25589174
That table was made by professional executioners. It was easier to do their job without mopping blood everyday
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>>25589257
A fertile oyster would be worse. I don't like semen in my seafood

>despair and disappointment
I usually eat mine with tabasco and salt
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>>25589142
Holy shit, thank you. I don't know when I'll do it but you just handed me the missing link.
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>>25589332
np. That is my exit strategy but i decided to see the fall of europe before i go.
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>>25589142
shit looks like id have to set something up in my attic or something
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>>25589332
Bro, if you're serious, you want to go with helium asphyxiation. Most painless way. You breathe in helium, your body can't tell that it's not oxygen, and you slowly go to sleep without feeling anything as your body is deprived of oxygen.

I researched a lot of this stuff when I was like 12.
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>>25588918
A cat6 cable would, it has sheiliding a against signals.
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>>25589026
>>25588918
Live by the internet, by god you die by it.
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>>25588995
>world is your oyster
i don't understand depression, the /b/ post.
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>>25590006
truth be told I don't understand depression either and I'm the guy making preparations to hang himself.
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