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Who /smartbutlazy/ here?

>tfw high school dropout
>tfw 155 IQ
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>>25587176
Where did you test your IQ?
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>>25587176
ummm 120?

Does that count?

(my life is really awesome btw).
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>>25587181
it was done at school

i took one in 1st grade and then another in 6th grade. the results were pretty much the same
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>>25587181
Online test page
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145

Lazy as fuck
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250

I've created a clone to play my life while I browse R9K
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>>25587176
I'm in university and also have i high IQ l, but i don't have motivation for school.
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136 here

can't hold down a job and have a plethora of emotional problems. would give anything to be a dumb normie with a will to succeed.
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Nope. my IQ is in the upper 80s range. I'm an idiot and know it. At least I don't have to lie on an anonymous image board about it to feel better about myself.
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>>25587176
>le smart but lazy may may
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>>25587252
so why are you lying about having a low iq like that somehow makes you superior?

can't imagine anyone that dumb would be able to find a place like this.
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>>25587176
>claims to be smart
>dropped out of school like a dumbass
s m h t b q h f a m
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>>25587252
Don't worry anon, you'll live to see the day of cerebral implants.
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>>25587252
This is the second smartest person in the thread. He'd be the first but I've posted.
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>>25587268
Diff anon here, tested at 83.

I'm dumb as shit and I found this place.
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>>25587176
If you were actually intelligent you would recognize and FIX the laziness. Accepting that you are a loser is weak minded and shows ignorance. Your IQ is potential not substance. Your confusion with that is going against your claim. Smart but lazy is just a way to justify your self loathing. If you are smart there is no way you believe this, and understand this is saying used to cope with the feeling of an unfulfilled life.
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Meesa midichlorian count, ovah 300 000 and meesa lord of the sith. Meesa Darth Jar Jar and yousa in BIG do-do this time
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I'm not "smart, but lazy". I'm afraid of failure and self-sabotaging. I know that I could do better if I put more effort into my projects and classes, I just don't do it because I know that deep down maybe my best really isn't as good as I think. Blaming it on my laziness keeps that tiny spark of believing-in-myself alive in my heart because there is some vague hope I could do better. Now that I'm older I know that everything I've done is actually the reflection of my abilities and I'm not a successful or smart person at all- I'm actually kind of stupid. Feels bad, man.
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>>25587268
>can't imagine anyone that dumb would be able to find a place like this.

AHAHAHAHAHA, you're killing me man.
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anyone else feel like people with a higher iq have a distorted perception of time when compared to those in the more average range?

like everything lasts way too long.
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>>25587307
Ability to solve logical puzzles and knowledge are not dependent on your emotional state. A person can be very smart but lack motivation.
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>>25587341
Your day must seem mighty fast, then.
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>>25587176
>/smartbutlazy/
>I-i-im actautuatally really smart
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if you were really smart you wouldnt have dropped out of high school.
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>>25587315
Jar jar is the key to all of this.

tfw my memepost has already been taken :'(
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>>25587331
80s is like dumber than normies

i guess all the shit bait threads and shitposting comes from people like you. anime pictures check out.

i would trade brains with you if i could
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I think I'm really average, if not a little below. I just have the brains to know that being lazy leads to a shitty life and flashcards are a gift from the heavens.
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>>25587414
>thinking there are people dumber than normies

I don't know how stupid he is but he's smarter than you which means a trade would only be in your favour.
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>>25587361
There are many aspects of what intelligence is. You can not use an adaptability aspect to define. I suggest you retake psych what you seem to be implying contradicts itself on a larger platform.
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>>25587270
i was in the wrong place at the wrong time.

to make a long story short, i brought cocaine to school one day and that just happened to be the day someone called in a fake bomb threat. we were instructed to remain in our classrooms as police officers with specialized dogs searched the whole school. needless to say, they found the cocaine and i was expelled.
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>>25587476
>i brought cocaine to school one day
>i-im actually smart guys. honest!

Wew
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>>25587441
>I don't know how stupid he is but he's smarter than you which means a trade would only be in your favour.
how can you simultaneously look down on people with near genius level iqs, literally the top 95% of the populous, while making contradictory statements like this.

can you be any more asinine?
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>>25587460
IQ is a measurement of several factors, those factors are not dependent or linked to ones emotional sate.
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>>25587476
>Cocaine to school
>Bringing drugs to school
>Being involved with drugs
>Of all drugs to be involved in, it was Co-fucking-caine
He's a smart guy.
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Does anyone else score really low on those pattern-recognition IQ tests? The shapes just confuse me, especially when it gets more complicated with dots/lines/etc. and I have to decide which comes next in the series. I always score Forrest Gump-tier- makes me feel like killing myself. I've always gotten A's and B's in school, A's on big essays and papers, took advanced classes, but I guess I'm really just fucking retarded when it comes down to it
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>>25587176
tfw only 135 IQ
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>>25587510
don't wew him
i'll wew you good lad
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>>25587476
Bringing drugs to school isn't a smart decision. Also, cocaine is such a normie-tier drug. You're likely a dumb piece of shit who thinks he's something special thanks to constant abuse of stimulants.
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>>25587517
Are you suggesting you have a "near genius level iq"? Because I'm only insulting you, not anyone else. If you're trying to say that there are smart normies then you don't know what the term normie means and probably are one yourself. Thanks for proving how stupid you are.
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>>25587476

>IQ in genius range
>doesn't come with the plan in putting his coke into his anus

You're an average cunt, just like everyone else on this board.
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>>25587528

Yes, that is a good conclusion to come to.
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>>25587408
He's a funnier character than we had before

hopefully it'll work
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>>25587528

you can solve this "shapes" ( = matrizes ) pretty easy when you use your brain ( -> for example: give numbers to certain shapes and add them up etc. etc. )
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>>25587556
nice strawman you got going there.

no i never said that. normies are average. literally the definition of the root word normal. 100 iq. 80s is far below average. i think koko the gorilla scored somewhere in the 60-80 range.
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>>25587519
How can you prove mood does not affect this? There is no data on this, so that is just a bold conclusion.
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>>25587193
Not even gifted, foh
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Serious question for everyone who claims to be a "failed genius"(IQs that are greater than 130 are considered to be "gifted" (= genius) ): how'd you know that you're a genius, when you have nothing to show, beside this stupid IQ test, that you're a genius?
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>>25587580
Nice buzzword. I don't expect any less from your stupid ass.

>normies are average
Not in intelligence. What is your definition of a "normal" person? Would you say a religious man is "normal"? In that case, I'm right about normies being stupider than the average 100 iq. You're also stupider than average.
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>>25587618

Often being too smart is a curse. Perhaps all of us are outcasts due to high intellect?

Or perhaps we're just retarded when it comes to social intelligence which is probably much more likely.
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>>25587625
>Ad hominem and subjective arguments

Not anon you are talking to, but stop while your ahead bud. Your vocabulary is making me disagree with you on principle.
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>>25587176
Being smart but lazy isn't a fucking thing.

Stop pretending it's a thing.

You aren't smart.
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>>25587661
>>25587625

Guys! We mustn't fight! The real enemy are the normies that live among us.
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>>25587661
>more buzzwords
>he thinks there are "objective" arguments and they aren't called facts

Another thing stupid people have in common is being easily upset. This moron joined the argument because I was insulthing his fellow mouth breather.
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i have a tested IQ of 115

smart enough to know im nothing special

make 45k a year and im fwb with a 8/10 stripper right now
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>>25587176
im just lazy. indeed not smart
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>>25587510
>>25587550
>>25587557
As i said, it's a long story. I was put up to it by some members of a gang from school. Keep in mind this was the 90s and I was a poor white kid living in East LA. The east-coast west-coast shit was at its peak.

Basically they gave me two choices: transport the drugs to another kid or get my ass kicked (and probably shanked)
I wasn't going to take my chances
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>>25587578
I usually get through the first half of these test but once there are like 6 different variables on each shape and it requires mental rotation of the shapes and the recognition of some complicated pattern I just fail. It's just too abstract for me to understand, especially because you can't take notes or anything to help figure it out. I just end up shutting down or running out of time and feel like shit.
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>>25587510
>>25587524
>>25587550
>>25587557
>these niggaz don't realize that smart doesn't mean cautious
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>>25587618
i have other things to prove objectively that i exceed what is considered average intelligence. awards in intellectual competitions, we all had really bright futures i would imagine in school (well most of us, provided you're not really unlucky with homelife or poor decisions) but there are consequences to over-analyzing every second you exist. many people with genius level iqs display a plethora of problems interacting with people on a social level which results in being rejected by a lot of people. also tends to be a higher chance for mental illness. it's not good to overclock your brain like that obsession over different things. autism spectrum disorders often accompany above average intellect. what once made you soar above your peers can also be what cripples you.

>>25587625
your arguments are childish and i don't think i want to interact with you anymore. you win. i never thought of that guess you proved me wrong. is that what you wanted? if you're going to keep arguing against your made up scenarios then i can't win anyway.
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>>25587681
I agree, so..?


>>25587687
No I agree with your view, you are just presenting it horrendously. You call words that describe tactics used in any form of debate "buzzwords." Don't assume so quickly next time.
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>>25587709
Bringing drugs to school is stupid. If being smart means doing stupid things, then I'm glad I'm an average man.
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>>25587748
I'll call any word that robots use without knowing the meaning, a fucking buzzword. Back to my point: Normies are stupid and if you disagree, you're probably a normie.
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>>25587781
Buzzword? BUZZ LIGHTYEAR!!!
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>>25587731
The sooner you come to terms with the fact that you're not especially smart you can start growing. You're "intelligence" is so tied to your ego that it's holding you down from being a better person.

If you are here, you are an idiot.
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>mfw 2003948209 IQ
>dropped out of second grade because lazy
truly genius
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>>25587176
>tfw droped out of university because I was a lazy hack
>tfw smart enough to know that I'm not smart enough to be called "intelligente"

It's very strange to don't know where your mental capabilities lie.
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>>25587176
>tfw you will never be genius who makes cool contraptions in workshed
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>>25587815

wouldn't the thought pattern of calling oneself "not intelligent" cause a loop, where the subject who thinks that he is not intelligent actually thinks that he is intelligent because he thinks that he is not intelligent?
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>>25587815
finally a constructive suggestion. i couldn't agree more. like i said earlier if i could trade some iq points for a desire to see myself succeed and could believe that i'm worth it. i probably wouldn't be here. i think i will always be a terrible person, but i could be a terrible and successful person if i wasn't so lazy. and i'm lazy because i just don't see the point anymore.
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>>25587781
>Literally using buzzword in the wrong context.

Dont change ever
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i have a mensa test tomorrow, i'm nervous as fuck.
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>>25587750
Stupid is such a vague word. When OP says smart he means high IQ. Not any sort of colloquial or casual definition.
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>smart and lazy? WHAT?! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!

Kek, it's fun seeing normies get flustered
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I'm both smart and stupid
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>>25587903
a little anxiety is good for performance. it's normal to feel a little jittery. just get in the zone when you're there and you'll do fine. it is a fun test, you just put together puzzles and shit.
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>>25587881
How can you think of yourself as unintelligent and intelligent at the same time? I think it's clear what you are.

>>25587901
Oh, I won't change, ever. If I changed even a bit, I risk becoming more like the people here which is a fate worse than death.
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>>25587937
why are you here then? you just sound like an angry bitter failed normie who is jealous because at the end of the day you will just be mediocre. that's ok, man, lot's of people are just average q:)
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>>25587936
that actually helped a little, thanks. i did the giqtest, where i scored 135, on some other tests i scored anywhere between 126 and 147, i don't really know what to make of it. i really hope that i get in, but i'm also excited about finally doing a professional test.
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>>25587605
Not the anon you were talking to, but you're an idiot unless of course you consider emotional intelligence, which the majority of us is clearly lacking.
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>>25587968
I'm here to laugh at you. Now stop responding, halfwit.
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>>25587176
the guy with the highest IQ in the world is a fucking idiot
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>>25587979
>tfw my gf cucked me and i found /r9k/ bc my muh feels
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Let's make a word that defines a smart but lazy person. What do ya'll think? Smazy or lart?
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>>25587979

Do you wear a fedora, Sir?
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I'm super smart, that's why I sit on a board of unemployed teenagers all day who discuss their IQ while posting memefrogs and wondering while they're single
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>>25587307
>If you were actually intelligent you would recognize and FIX the laziness
Now I'm no 155 IQ but this sounds more than a bit retarded

First off you're assuming that 'just doing it' is the rational intelligent thing to do

And more importantly you're assuming that someone with high IQ is emotionless and will always make the rational decision
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Can we all stop arguing and just be friends instead?

So... umm... Let's give each other an IQ score based on our favorite food. Mine's pizza... I know I know...
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the reason normies don't get the "smart but lazy" meme is because they can't comprehend that a person could be so gifted yet fail so miserably in life. what they are failing to realize is while normies were forced to work hard just to keep up with everyone, we just found shortcuts and easier ways to do things. in the end we didn't develop the right skill set because we never had to. until we had to work hard in places literally filled with and run by stupid fuck judgmental normies who would rather hook up their buddy chad who also works hard and has rich parents and connections than some fat lazy fuck who doesn't even know how to hold a conversation.
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>>25588110
Keep telling urself that m8.

I'm betting you're in the average range with a fuse sense of "intelligence".
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>>25588110
>>25588130
again listen to >>25588039
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>>25588130
i've been tested and i already posted my iq itt halfwit. stop making assumptions and try to understand where i am coming from here. i'm not just making shit up to support my theories, im drawing on anecdotal evidence i have experienced my entire life, being both a social pariah and near genius level iq. i'm not even that smart compared to some of the guys in here. but i know for a fact i'm smarter than you. man i wish i could trade places with you and that waifu poster. must be so nice to not have to think so much about so much pointless shit.
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everyone is smart (unless youre mentally disabled), but the lazyness limits smartness and thus does not progress
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>>25587916
i agree desu family
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>>25588195
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uocHKmdCOvc
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Honestly I hate these threads. Its full of nothing but people saying "hey guys I'm really smart watch me jerk off my own ego as I talk about how smart I am and how life is hard for me because I'm so smart".

its nothing but average folks pretending to be smart for attention.
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I find stuff really interesting so I spend most/all of my time learning it.
Then I get bored really easily and completely drop it and move onto the next thing.
These days I don't have any motivation at all and just spend time reading stuff on the internet.
(picture somewhat related)
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>>25587176
22 yr old highschool dropout reporting in
My family wants me to get a GED but i dont have the confidence to do it. I just waste my life watching anime, reading manga, playing vidya and programming.
>pic related, im currently programming an atmega32 so that i can use it as a core to drive my diy coffee machine
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>>25587176
>fell for smart but lazy meme
>back at uni age 26
>tfw hard working and smart
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They said I have a above average IQ but I don't really feel like there is something with that
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>>25588110
I never did any home work during high school (steals my Vidya and moosic time) and was still able to get valedictorian. In college I failed horribly because the workload was so high. What's worse is that I knew I was smarter than my high school teachers, but not the college ones
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I have a high IQ and I'm fucking dumb as shit
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>>25587252
Why is haruhi so cute?
When will i finally watch this series?
I have hundreds of GBs of backlog
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Look at this thread: the sole fact of telling you are better than others is enough to cause massive butthurt. Too bad you won't get humble good boy points like on facebook and the like for ganging up on the guy who dared go against the social norm and declared himself to be more than a pleb without the approval of others.

As long as dictionary definitions go, intelligence and willpower are two separate things, and no amount of buttears is going to change that.
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Unrelated but

>10 minuites ago
>dad orders takeaway, gives me the money for it
>it shows up, guy says its 1 pound more
>"oh, uhm, ill go get the pound one sec"
>nono i call
>stand there for 30 seconds while he makes a call
>raise my finger and speed walk to get the money
>come back hes talking chinese
>he looks up and smiles so i put the money in his hand
>he hanges up the phone and he says thank you, i say the same and then say "see you later"
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>>25588167
I know how you feel. I've been there, wanting to switch places with someone else. But then I realize that the good times are so much fucking better when you are smart. senpai
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>>25588234
>22 yr old highschool dropout reporting in
Im 21 and highschool dropout, brofist man

Also, that's really cool. Didn't know that was possible
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>tfw my intelligence peaked in like 5th grade and it's been all downhill since then
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>>25588705
>tfw my intelligence peaked in 10th grade and then SUDDENLY dropped to retard level
Im telling you they released some weird shit in air or something
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>>25588689
hope you're right. i'm long overdue for some good times.
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>>25588705
look up the meaning retarded
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>>25587176
180

I am a genius, but because I am so smart I can see how worthless and shallow life truly is, which makes me feel that accomplishing anything is not worth the effort and so I languish in apathy. My only contribution to this world is the wisdom I impart to others on anonymous forums such as these, in a just world I would be rich for simply posting.
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>>25588219
Honestly I just like to come to these threads and post the most egotistical, self righteous, nonsense I can make up and then see how many supposedly smart people fall for it.
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>>25587176
you spend your free time here.

you are not smart.
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>>25588999
checked and confirmed.
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>>25587176
>tfw 187

>Born poor, anti social and ugly
Why bother, I already gave up when I was 8
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>>25588936
I'm not retarded, I'm just like a solid B- student. When I was a little kid I was in the gifted program, and then I just kinda fell off.
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139 here. Dropped out of college cause too much weed with friends but am now a wagecuck making damn good money in IT at 19yo
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>>25589111
High IQ and yet you have the intelligence of a high school dropout
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>>25587510
>>25587524
>>25587550
>>25587557
Smart people can't make mistakes?
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>>25589139
I didn't drop out of highschool, nigger. I took all advanced classes in HS and was in the 'gifted' program. I'm definitely going back to college, but alone and without roommates. Too much of a distraction especially with the meme disease, ADHD
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I don't need an iq test to let me know that I'm smarter than you, the real question should be who is that laziest of them all. Which is me.
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IQ of 100 here anyone else know this feel?
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Everyone thinks they're smart; everyone thinks they're lazy. Stop being normies.
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>tfw high school was a breeze
>tfw uni's kicking my ass
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>>25589232
No lol. Every normie rushes to declare themselves as average as possible, as considering yourself intelligent in front of others is antisocial. You are only allowed to be intelligent if your social circle agrees you are, and even then you aren't allowed to brag too much about it.
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If someone links me to a test I'll give it a go.

Fucked in the head, have had multiple antipsychotics, currently on generic stimulant med.
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>>25589437
http://iqtest.dk/main.swf
afaik of the online ones this is considered the most accurate
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>tfw could handle the information given to me in AP classes
>tfw when I couldn't handle the homework
>also slept in class
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>>25587205
>high 6th grade IQ
>believing IQ tests for kids who aren't even adolescent are in any way an accurate reflection of intellect for an adult
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Good fucking grief, get this rancid meme out of my face. Literally (L I T E R A L L Y) every 16 year old boy thinks that they're >/smartbutlazy/
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>>25587252
good on you, anon
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>>25587703
>not simply going to the police
super smart
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>>25589528
this is bait right?

you realize that iq doesn't change much over a lifetime, assuming you don't turn into a vegetable right? it has nothing to do with how much knowledge you have accrued but rather you're ability to recognize patterns and process information.
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Iq: 89
Income: 108k after taxes and post doctoral in materials chemistry

Get fucked you autists.im nearly below the first standard dev of intellect and have the charisma to land a good career.
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110 - 180. I haven't bragged since I talked to that 8/10 qt in high school. Turns out bragging about your intelligence is something of a turn off. Work on that op
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A nigger, a Jew, and a grossly obese Mexican man walk into a gay bar. They approach a cum-gargling faggot with a 2-inch long, always flaccid penis using a laptop at a table.
"You wanna come back to our place?" the nigger asks the faggot. "You can toss my mexican friend's rancid herpes-and-shit-covered salad and jerk my Jewish friend's wart-and-pimpled-covered penis while I ram my giant, unlubed nigger-cock into your gaping oft-fucked asshole."
"Literally nothing in the world would make me happier," says the faggot. "But first I need to start a /smartbutlazy/ thread on /r9k/. It will just take a moment."
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>>25589638
What's your job?
robocop
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>>25587176
That's retarded, you're not smart.
That's like having a gun and telling people you're strong.
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142 here. Browsing 4chan all day, fuck learning for school. Still get A's in everything besides shit like history and religion. Feelsgoodman
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My IQ is in the mid 90s. I know I'm dumb and have been diagnosed with learning disabilities . I have my transcripts of all my grades from k-12. Fs/Ds across the board, however I gotten As in English. I've gotten Cs in PE because was too ashamed of my body to change in the locker room due to being bullied for having girlish tits as a overweight male.

It sucks to be self aware enough to know I'm dumb and realize the ceiling intellectually is relatively low. I went to Community college and failed fucking philosophy. I had read the sections we are supposed to read 9 times and nothing sunk in. Failed tests even though I took notes and read until my eyes bleed. It's deflating to see others breeze through it while I work my ass off with failing results . I dropped, I couldn't fool myself any longer. After 4 semesters of failure I knew I was meant for manual labor and nothing more.
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>>25589078
>>tfw 187
Too bad the upper bounds is around 160 (Eg Einstein)

Sorry that an online test made you think you were super smart, anon. Take a moment to regain yourself.
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>tfw 193 IQ (ACTUAL TEST not online)
>tfw learning how to control my inner chi to harness the power of telekinesis
>tfw able to move small objects (pencils, pebbles, cum, etc.) with just a simple thought pattern
>tfw moving on to reading the emotional auras of others and change their mood
>tfw using same empathy powers on self and reproducing effects that are stronger than even the most powerful entactogen

who else is /smartbutproactive/ here
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>>25592019
Funny how you supposedly got an A in English when you made major grammar errors in almost every sentence of this post.
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>>25589638
89??? Naw, if you tried hard, you'd be able to manage a McDonald's with that. Are you attempting to normalize an average childhood score? Are you using some uncommon test?
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>>25589635
IQ tests for children are different from IQ tests for adults, the results in no way carry on through to adulthood. even a precocious high IQ child could very well grow into an average adult
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>>25587176
>smart but lazy
Yeah. I make 80k going to meetings and setting up chemistry experiments like 10 hours a day, I got serious and married at 23 and made sure she cooked and cleaned, and I do as little as possible to be in great shape and not waste time, so like a few miles walking or some small workout in the morning.

I don't have any comment on school being an indicator of anything. I never paid attention but was handed Bs and Cs, and most of the A students have boring as fuck lives now and are often just as lazy as me outside of their jobs.
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>>25594464
10 hours a week by the way. I'm lazy because I never worked more than 20-25 hours in any week in my life. Even with deadlines i just do everything faster than full time employees, and have some tech work it out
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>>25589635
>you're
stoopid fucker
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not me lmao. My iq is below average and I grasp concepts much slower than my peers. I can't even vent about it online because some redditor excited about getting his first job with his fucking CS degree will try to lecture me about motivation and discipline. U CAN DO IT IF U PUT UR MIND TO IT XDDDDDDDD THERE'S A WORLD OF INFORMATION AT OUR FINGERTIPS GUYZ JUST LEARN CODING CODEACADEMY DOT ORG DOT COM DOT GOV GOGOGO.


kill me now I wish i was smart.
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>tfw stupid
>tfw have to avoid intellectual activities so my opinions aren't seen as automatically invalid just by way of being associated with me

I hate people who deal in absolutes, address the issue at hand independently without resorting to blanket statements please, the world would be a better place.
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>>25594069
Keep in mind I was in special ed and the As were earned in Creative Writing.
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>>25595319
Makes more sense then.

I think being dumb is the absolute worst fate on this earth. I'd rather be horribly depressed but intelligent than happy and stupid.
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>>25595230
Learning coding is indeed easy if you're of average or above average intelligence.

Is it possible your stupidity is caused by a specific disorder oe deficiency? Get a blood test done, and try Adderall.
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>>25590163

Naval chemical engineer, specifically in maintenance of fuel chambers in carriers and helping physicists with new combustion methods.

>>25594295

Why do u think low IQ means retarded nigger? I workhorsed my way through shit while my teachers once told me i was a little unproductive shit. I was fed up of being im bonehead classes and did normal classes and always aimed for a 3.0 gpa every semester. I then wrestled all through high school and did french, which was hard as shit 2nd year cause tenses.

College was chemistry and then went to oregon uni amd phd in computational chem, and managed to charm my interviews, as a white man, to get places.

The postdoc was 3 years to work on DNA carcinogenic cross links of non-across base pairs and utilize this ona nickle catalyzed cancer induction, since some metals cayse cancer.

I applied for the navy but i jad moderate asthma so meps threw me out. I got a civilian job off of SF so.... yeah. My iq exam was based on military entrance exam after i did my battery.
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>>25596584
>ASVAB is same as standard IQ test
OK, Bill. I suspect communication may be lowering your scores. Perhaps you are like a hardwerkin' Rainman. Kudos.
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IQ 130 at 16, spent the next 15 years chilling and smoking tha Ganja.

TFW when wasted life and potential for nothing.
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>>25596772
Funny, my nickname is Bill sooo got a little terrified there.

Oops. Besides it dont matter of my accomplishment, im still in a risky environment in terms of a job
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>>25596826
Supposedly 115-140-ish is the magic window for MD-PhD-Bewutchawantube-POTUS.

Anything above is when you get mostly NEET robots with the occasional genius who discovers lobster tastes good or sodomy is britty comfy.
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