what is your favorite type of poop

>>25586879
That's dog poop.

>>25586895
was the only picture i could find that matched the little poop rocks i make.

you need to eat lots of blueberries to make these, but it feels so good sliding from your ass

>>25586879
When a huge chunk just slides out of your ass.
Like 2 or 3 days worth of poop, where you quickly rush to the bathroom not to shit your pants.

Those are my favorite.

>>25586912
>you need to eat lots of blueberries to make these,
Disgusting.
I can do it by manipulating the contractions in my intestine through sheer force of will

You're one hundred years too early to shit on my level, brat.

>>25586879
>feel a shit coming on
>hold it for another 1-2 days
>only actually go to poop when you literally can't hold it anymore
>birth one massive conjoined-twin shit the size of two cans of soup stacked end-to-end
>hurts so good, the end falls out leaving your intestines feeling so cleared and amazing
>don't need to wipe

that's the poop dreams are made of.

The type that doesn't rip open my anal fissures.

>>25587011
How does it feel to be an absolute pleb?

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Why do i find shit threads so fucking funny ?

>>25587038
Not as painful as trying to navigate a solid cinderblock past open wounds.

>>25587043
Same, I have always found poop humor hilarious.

>>25586879
Fuck you, you piece of shit, rocks are garbage, when they fall in the water the water splashes and hits your ass and anus sometimes. Fuck you, OP.

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>>25588323
>not squatting and aiming your ass to ricochet the turds into the bowl with less joules of force
>Not coating the water with TP to dense the surface of the water for impact

Poop like the deuce you are, shit gud or shit in the street pajeet.