Mine is rocks, i love when the rocks just slide out my ass.
Gets me loads of goodboy points for not pooping everywhere.
>you need to eat lots of blueberries to make these,
I can do it by manipulating the contractions in my intestine through sheer force of will You're one hundred years too early to shit on my level, brat.
>feel a shit coming on
>hold it for another 1-2 days
>only actually go to poop when you literally can't hold it anymore
>birth one massive conjoined-twin shit the size of two cans of soup stacked end-to-end
>hurts so good, the end falls out leaving your intestines feeling so cleared and amazing
>don't need to wipe
that's the poop dreams are made of.
>not squatting and aiming your ass to ricochet the turds into the bowl with less joules of force
>Not coating the water with TP to dense the surface of the water for impact
Poop like the deuce you are, shit gud or shit in the street pajeet.