Rumors about other Countries

>>25586839
I pee sitting down because mo mommy once made me clean the mess I have made. Also not german.

>>25587019
Fuck that. Your mom sounds like an absolute bitch.

>>25586839
I sit down because I'm lazy. I take almost every opportunity to sit down.

I don't sit when I'm in a hurry or the toilet is gross.

>>25587060
I meant every opportunity to sit down in general, not just peeing.

>>25587019
>>25587060

What a pair of cucks.

>>25587060
Ditto, I just like to just sit there and piss. Wonder about life and shit.

>>25586839
No this was a swedecuck movement already back in the 90s.

>>25586839
From my extensive research into German psychology via their porn, German men often sit down on women and pee, and vice versa.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/the-filter/11445274/If-youre-a-true-gentleman-you-should-pee-sitting-down.html

>>25586839
in Europe, especially Germany, Austria, southern France and Italy, there are a lot of restrooms that are either gender and without stall doors, just a room full of toilets.

so yes, men sit down to pee sometimes and it probably is to not offend women by spraying their piss past sitting women's faces.

>>25587207
What a bunch of cucked faggots

Ja ich sit while pee! Heil blitz peeing!

>>25587207
>there are a lot of restrooms that are either gender and without stall doors, just a room full of toilets.

What a pack of savages Eurocucks are.

>>25586839
It shows that many of you still live your parents. If you had to clean your toilet yourself, you'd sit down too.

Nah, sitzpinkler is a joke word you call an effeminate guy. It's actually better and stops the afterdripping in your underpants but of course you're all too masculine to even consider choosing the better option.

>>25587235
*ich sitze wann ich pinkele muessen.

Who /pees all over the toilet seat/ here?

The first few seconds of pissing always produces multiple streams until the peepee tunnel can fully open up. Its like trying to pee right after fapping.

>>25587283
I live alone and pee standing up. Why is it so hard for you to piss into a giant bowl? Any incidental spray that hits the floor once in a blue moon can be wiped clean with a sheet of toilet paper.

>>25587308
It might offend an empowered women.

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It's not a secret that if you pee into a toilet standing up, pee splashes everwhere and the toilet starts to stink.

The fact that women are not capable to piss standing up, and thus are forced to do the more hygienic thing, shouldn't be ideologically used to do the shitty thing on purpose.

Have you ever pissed without pants on? That shit sprays all over your legs

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>>25587308
This is a normal toilet in Germany. If you piss standing you'll often have more than a incidental spray every so often.

>>25587333
It's flipped the wrong way inside

>>25587329
Not if you pee in the bath tub.

I sit down because I have to clean my own toilet.

>>25587345
they flush backwards because it's on the other side of the prime meridian.

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>>25587333
You shit onto the ceramic and not the water in Germany? Fucking savages.

>>25587371
Perhaps this has something to do with their scat fetishes...

>>25587371
>can't see that the water fills the bottom of the bowl
I mean, they don't not know how to use a fucking toilet.

>>25587371
How else could you take good pics of your dump for facebook etc.?

>>25587333
>Germans believe this is an acceptable design for a toilet

I have never seen a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

>>25587407
Its to prevent splash back and shitty toilet water from shooting back up into your anus.

>>25587371
>>25587407

At least you should understand now why so many guys in Germany sit down. If you hit the ceramic from a strange angle, your piss will deflect and spray all over the place.

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>>25587371
American style toilets are getting more common here in Germany too, though.

But I don't like them. You have to put toilet paper or whatever into the water first to not have it splash your ass when the shit hits the water.
Or at least that's what I do. That splashing is disgusting.

More healthy, but even more gross is the indian/asian toilet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7KBbjtan9Q

>>25587440
At the price of making it necessary to scrub your toilet bowl every day? And besides, I don't get splash back from my toilet which doesn't need a shit platform.

>>25587440
This. Also it's great for taking pics and compare the size of your wurst with those of your friends.

>>25587485
you can put 4 pieces of toilet paper there and shit (literally) will slide down perfectly.

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Why doesn't every country use this design?

no. its not "as not to offend women" its because when you pee standing up it literally sprays piss all over the place. look up a video on it. only men with a really skewed view of what it means to be a man take pride in standing up.
>its unhygienic
>its disrespectful to whoever have to clean up after you
there is no excuse. and placing some kind of masculine ideal in it is just sad

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>>25587371
>take a dump
>*sploosh*
Absolute madmen those Germans

>>25587516
If you have to nigger rig it so it functions, its a poor design.

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>>25587534
>whomever has to clean up after you

>>25587469
Are you a fucking nigger who doesn't know how to shit and keep water from splashing on your ass? God damn eurocucks, most of you are just pathetic

>>25587325

The women to men ratio where I work is about 4:1 and those women pee on everything, believe me.

I pee in my sink desu

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German robots, what's your opinion on german women?
I'm curious since i might visit Berlin this year.

>>25587207
and you faggots call yourselves civilized comparing to glorious eastern europe

>>25587333
fucking scat fetishists... you cucks really need another futher

>>25588058
I don't talk to them but they seem the same as any other kind of women.

>>25588086
But Hitler was a scat fetishist

>>25588058
>german women
>berlin

lol, german here, enjoy your islamic hellhole that is called "berlin"

>>25587019
Absolutely the same as me. When I was a kid I had terrible penis aim. Tired of cleaning my pee out of the toilet she said: From now on, you will clean every pissed mess you make on the toilet bowl. And by cleaning I mean it, with bleach and everything.
From then on I started to pee sited like a little girl to avoid messing shit up.
On her defense I was gay long before that...

>>25588093
w.e without autism weirdo who tells those fucking savages what to do they are gonna praise muslim cocks while spreading freshy shit on their body in name of tolarance and civilisation

>>25587303
>pinkele
kek'd
*pissen

German here. I always sit when I pee. Granted my mother is kind of a SS-Konzentrationslageraufseherin, I still think it's more comfy and I can't get aim and get a single firm stream anyway

>>25588142
Halts Maul, Idiot!

>>25588149

Eine Schande, dass Leute wie du sich "deutsch"
nennen duerfen.

>>25588058
Guy living in Germany here.

Generally speaking, they are pretty great! They are very friendly and open-minded and even like slightly autistic guys. I think it is because most German men are somewhat autsitic so they are used to it.

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>Visiting my uncles house with family for few days
>His wife is a total bitch
>Like fifteen minutes in after the long time no sees she just turns to us and says
>"By the way in this house boys sit when they pee too"
>Look over to my brother
>She has the exact same expression as I do
>Every time I go to toilet I stand
>We laugh at his wife during the whole visit with dad and bro
>Bitch you ain't the boss of me

>>25586839
Yes. Germans are notorious cucks. They hardly even care that their women are getting sexually assaulted by foreigners.

>>25588150
>>25588173
How come so many of you guys can speak English?

>>25588197
I hope you pissed all over the place and left the seat up.

>>25588199

We have to learn ze English language in school.

>>25587207
German Here never heard of those and never seen something like this

>>25588198
why would we care? They are writing articles and blogs right now stating that they are not "our" women and that it's hypocritical if we criticise moslems.

>>25588197
I'm a guy living in his own place. I tell every cunt visiting to sit down. I might not be your boss but this is my castle. If you don't sit down, you won't get invited again.

>>25588199
The same reason Germany never won a war. Because Germans are faggot cucks

>>25588217
They tried to make us do that with French, I couldn't be bothered with it in the end.

>>25588243
Four World Cups, britbro, four World Cups.

>>25588199
Have you ever heard of this weird european thing called "school"?

>>25588253
Naturally, because football is a faggots sport.

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>>25588199
The occupying powers forced this language upon us.

>>25588253
Two world wars, cuck, two world wars.
And I'm an Amerifat

>>25588243
>never won a war
I know this is bait, but I'm still mad

>>25588271
Germany has never won a war
Prussia =/=Germany

>>25587207
Nice bait, fuck you kafir

>>25587207
austrian here, never have i seen one of those, what the fuck are you talking about you perma neet fag

>>25588269
But only a cuck would submit, you're not a cuck are you anon?

>>25586839
this is a 10/10 in germandy

>>25588304
"Please" do not use NEET as a pejorative.

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>>25587333
Do Germans shit like Butters?

>>25586839

Wait is sitting down to pee considered beta lmao? If I dont have a urinal at bay, im sitting down, not only can you relax and what not, but makes it so you have 0 chance of getting piss everywhere, my pee forks at least 50% of the time, to risky.

>>25588341
That's how the toilet was originally intended to be used, dumbdfuck.

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>>25588355
Is this how you use the toilet?

>>25588373
Yes, all Germans do it.

>>25588351
You retain more urine by sitting down. It's better for you to stand, lean, and pee.

The only time I've ever pissed sitting down is when I've just taken a shit and I need to go.

>>25588279
False. Germany was on the winning side during the Spanish and Finnish civil wars and won a bunch of shit-tier wars in Africa.

>>25588444
>those
>wars
lmao

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I keep refreshing the page for new posts. I'm in a German toilet thread. What am I even doing with my life?

>>25588180
That's good to know, i've met this german woman and she is amazing, it's good to confirm my suspictions.

I sit down because sitting is comfier than standing and if I wanted people staring at my huge shlong i'd become gay.

>>25588483
Toilet threads are the new 20-somethings.
Also'
>not using the auto update tool

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>>25588505
The update tool is slow for how much I want this German toilet thread to be updated.

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>>25588473
basically the 19th century equivalent of carpet bombing sand-niggers

>>25588483
>What am I even doing with my life?

Living the dream, anon. Living the dream.

Normies will never know the joy of discussing with a pack of robots, the subject of German men sitting to piss on their weird toilets.

>>25587333
>live in a house with two other dudes
>have that style of toilet
>seat is broken and won't stay up
>we all pee standing
There is never no pee on the toilet seat at our place

>>25588896
>seat is broken and won't stay up

Then repair that shit. You disgust me.

>>25588896
Because the other gay guys help guide your dick, he then licks up any stray droplets.

>>25588942
Fuck you, you made me gag

>>25586839
I'm german and i pee in the sink like the fucking man i am

>>25587207
Austrian here

what the fuck are you talking about, but as a matter of fact: i do sit down whenever it isnt a public bathroom

>>25588351
I have to bend my dick down with my hand if I piss sitting down because it splatters to my balls and thighs form the front of the bowl otherwise.