Is it true that in Germany men sit down when they pee so as to not offend women?
Girl who told me this lived in Germany and had a relationship with a German man.
in Europe, especially Germany, Austria, southern France and Italy, there are a lot of restrooms that are either gender and without stall doors, just a room full of toilets.
so yes, men sit down to pee sometimes and it probably is to not offend women by spraying their piss past sitting women's faces.
Nah, sitzpinkler is a joke word you call an effeminate guy. It's actually better and stops the afterdripping in your underpants but of course you're all too masculine to even consider choosing the better option.
Who /pees all over the toilet seat/ here?
The first few seconds of pissing always produces multiple streams until the peepee tunnel can fully open up. Its like trying to pee right after fapping.
I live alone and pee standing up. Why is it so hard for you to piss into a giant bowl? Any incidental spray that hits the floor once in a blue moon can be wiped clean with a sheet of toilet paper.
It's not a secret that if you pee into a toilet standing up, pee splashes everwhere and the toilet starts to stink.
The fact that women are not capable to piss standing up, and thus are forced to do the more hygienic thing, shouldn't be ideologically used to do the shitty thing on purpose.
This is a normal toilet in Germany. If you piss standing you'll often have more than a incidental spray every so often.
You shit onto the ceramic and not the water in Germany? Fucking savages.
At least you should understand now why so many guys in Germany sit down. If you hit the ceramic from a strange angle, your piss will deflect and spray all over the place.
American style toilets are getting more common here in Germany too, though.
But I don't like them. You have to put toilet paper or whatever into the water first to not have it splash your ass when the shit hits the water.
Or at least that's what I do. That splashing is disgusting.
More healthy, but even more gross is the indian/asian toilet
no. its not "as not to offend women" its because when you pee standing up it literally sprays piss all over the place. look up a video on it. only men with a really skewed view of what it means to be a man take pride in standing up.
>its disrespectful to whoever have to clean up after you
there is no excuse. and placing some kind of masculine ideal in it is just sad
>take a dump
Absolute madmen those Germans
>whomever has to clean up after you
German robots, what's your opinion on german women?
I'm curious since i might visit Berlin this year.
Absolutely the same as me. When I was a kid I had terrible penis aim. Tired of cleaning my pee out of the toilet she said: From now on, you will clean every pissed mess you make on the toilet bowl. And by cleaning I mean it, with bleach and everything.
From then on I started to pee sited like a little girl to avoid messing shit up.
On her defense I was gay long before that...
w.e without autism weirdo who tells those fucking savages what to do they are gonna praise muslim cocks while spreading freshy shit on their body in name of tolarance and civilisation
German here. I always sit when I pee. Granted my mother is kind of a SS-Konzentrationslageraufseherin, I still think it's more comfy and I can't get aim and get a single firm stream anyway
Guy living in Germany here.
Generally speaking, they are pretty great! They are very friendly and open-minded and even like slightly autistic guys. I think it is because most German men are somewhat autsitic so they are used to it.
>Visiting my uncles house with family for few days
>His wife is a total bitch
>Like fifteen minutes in after the long time no sees she just turns to us and says
>"By the way in this house boys sit when they pee too"
>Look over to my brother
>She has the exact same expression as I do
>Every time I go to toilet I stand
>We laugh at his wife during the whole visit with dad and bro
>Bitch you ain't the boss of me
The occupying powers forced this language upon us.
Wait is sitting down to pee considered beta lmao? If I dont have a urinal at bay, im sitting down, not only can you relax and what not, but makes it so you have 0 chance of getting piss everywhere, my pee forks at least 50% of the time, to risky.
I keep refreshing the page for new posts. I'm in a German toilet thread. What am I even doing with my life?
The update tool is slow for how much I want this German toilet thread to be updated.
basically the 19th century equivalent of carpet bombing sand-niggers
>What am I even doing with my life?
Living the dream, anon. Living the dream.
Normies will never know the joy of discussing with a pack of robots, the subject of German men sitting to piss on their weird toilets.