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>fat
>pimple faced
>wearing braces
>25
>KLV
>only hobbies include anime and masturbating to god damn vomit porn
>havent gone outside in a month and a half
>havent showered in 3

Well, prove im not a robot. PROTIP U CANT
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>>25585876
Why are girls always into weird porn like vomit and gore?
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No girls on 4chan, it's all a lie I tell ya
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>>25585876
Find someone who is equally fat, pimple faced, and wearing braces.


Boom, just solved it for you.
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If you're not a dude you're not a robot

>thatwaseasy.jpg
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You are a robot, but you are not a woman.
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Post pics, dude.
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>>25585876
Post pics then and let us decide
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Robots say that girls can't be robots, not that they can't be miserable and pathetic.

Just because there will be a robot who would want your contact info is why you aren't a robot. There's a guy who will want any girl, this disqualifies you.

I don't even know why you would want to 'prove' you are a robot. Quit looking for acceptance there, it's retarded.
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>>25585876
>anorexic
>half white half asian L I T E R A L L Y elliot rodgers
>mentally ill
>bulimic
>stalks random boys and idealizes them because too scared to get close to someone
>spergy
>snaggletooth
>pretentious
>redflag
>bad at math
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All a female has to do is open her legs and any man will fuck her and love her.
I fucking hate women so fucking much.
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>>25585929
>anorexic
Confirmed normalscum.
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>>25585929
>implying you're not also a transgirl

I can't take femposting serious with all the avatarfagging traps about
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>>25585876
if you are 20+ and kv you are not woman anymore
you become a pathetic man
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>>25585890
Idk man, why are people into blueberry inflation???

>>25585899
that applys for male robots too. Im basically autistic and so are you

>>25585902
WOWSOMEME!!!!! :D fuck off, just because your dick is the size of my roastyflaps doesnt mean you need to try so hard :)

>>25585908
Lmao most decent reply yet care to explain?
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>>25585890
>vomit

It's like food porn, but in reverse, because

>fat
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>your fault 100%
>just cover it up with makeup and pretend it isn't there like stacy
>braces are hot and temporary
>L?
>you're a woman noone expects you to be interesting
>your fault
>your fault
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>>25585948
>that applys for male robots too
No it doesn't you stupid cunt
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>>25585940
MAYBE IF I MAKE MYSELF PRETTY AND THINNER THEN SOMEONE WILL LOVE ME
>>25585942
I'm not even avatarfagging though
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Lose weight and you would have a boyfriend, easy as pie.

You aren't a robot because you're an attentionwhore who needs to "I HAVE A VAGINA" post.

SHOO SHOO ROAST BEEF
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Reminder that females can't be robots

rgegssrg
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>>25585970
>confirmed transgirl
You're not a woman
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>>25585987
B-but I have a vag I have a little boy's body though, thanks Ana
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>>25585948
>that applys for male robots too. Im basically autistic and so are you

No it doesn''t, because male robots have to initiate. You can just be a nerdy girl and guys will instantly wanna fug.
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>>25585929
But is the ass, fat? Like really fat?
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>>25586004
>B-but I have a vag
Were you born with a vag?
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>>25585919
then stop refusing to accept. Its like you found a cool "club," when really its a sad refuge for broken souls.

>>25585929
>we will never make it :(

>>25585950
LMAO

>>25585980
can you fucking STOP THIS MEME YOU SHITDICK MOTHERFUCKER
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This is what I plan to do with women when I get into power.

The first strike against women will be to quarantine all of them in concentration camps, At these camps, the vast majority of the female population will be deliberately starved to death. That would be an efficient and fitting way to kill them all off, I would take great pleasure and satisfaction in condemning every single woman on earth to death. I would have an enormous tower built just for myself, where i can oversee the entire concentration camp and gleefully watch them all die, If i can't have them, no one will, I'd imagine thinking to myself as I oversee this, Women represent everything that is unfair with this world, and in order to make the world a fair place, they must all be eradicated.
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>>25585940

This is now a pro-ana thread.
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>>25586014
I actually have a decently sized ass idk all my fat goes to my thighs and butt
>>25586018
Yes you mong, I actually hate trannies.
>>25586028
I'm so fucking jealous of Stacey desu
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>>25586010
>instantly wanna fug
LOOOL this is what males think
"hey lets have sex with this autistic whale"- chads
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>>25585948
>that applys for male robots too.
No it fucking doesn't because i'm willing to bet my fucking life that if you'd post skype or some email you would get at least ten males adding and messaging you.
This does not apply for males. So fucking fuck off whore
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>>25586045
>all my fat goes to my thighs and but
KILL ME mine goes to my abdomen I store fat like a man
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>>25586050
Any 10/10 chad will literally have sex with you if you ask them.
A male would be put in prison for rape if he tried that.
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>>25586028
>then stop refusing to accept
Refusing to accept what? That you are a robot?
Then post some pictures and contact and you will get hundreds of males messaging you within a day.
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>>25586028
>then stop refusing to accept

Accept what? I already told you that being a robot /= being miserable and pathetic.

Women can't be robots because robots would want these pathetic women.

You can't be in the club simply because men put your vagina on a pedestal.

I accept that you probably have many robot qualities, but you are not a robot because you are wanted. On the other hand no one wants a robot, they can only dream of that stuff.

Can you not into logic or something? Quit giving the misogynists justification for calling women irrational.
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>>25586050
>Chads
Kek, ugly fat bitches still thinking they're entitled to Chads. R9K was right all along. Why not a robot, you fat whore ? Robots have literally the lowest standards and are what you should be aiming for, dumb cunt.
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>>25586050
No, not fucking Chad, some not Chad. You can find anyone who's not Chad. Every guy isn't a Chad. On top of that Chad would even let you give him head and fall in love with your mouth if you can give head properly. You're not thinking outside the pizza box.
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>>25586066
[email protected] 10 minutes tic toc :)
add me boys OH WAIT YOU WANT STACEY
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>>25586037
>when I get into power.

That's the one flaw in this plan. You'll never get power from your basement.
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post timestamped pic
guarantee someone will want to fuck you
thus you cannot be a robot
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>>25586045
Well since the ass is fat and your not, i would date you if my gf left me tbqh. From how you described your self, it sounds like your just a small female with a fat ass who thinks highly of men. Like?? Idk why you have trouble getting a bf.
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>>25586050
>implying chad wouldn't do that
You are delusional
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Post a photo of your body or this is just some stupid b8 thread.
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>>25586050
Chads would fuck you but they wouldnt brag about it.
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>>25586050
Whats wrong with autism in grills? Never heard a chad complain about grill being autistic.

Being a whale is a problem. But females have it easier here - just stop stuffing your face.

Guys have to go full /fit/, being an auschwitz skinnyfat skeleton is even worse than being slightly obese.
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>>25586045
>Yes you mong, I actually hate trannies.
Enjoy attention whoring on /r9k/, I see re-post this stalking shit constantly
>I'm so fucking jealous of Stacey desu
1. suck dick
2. ???
3. you're stacey now
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>>25586126
I think I'd like sucking dick but only if it was my senpai's dick otherwise it just seems gross
>>25586085
Tbh I approached this guy I've been stalking he's schizo and he talks to himself and he has a literal neckbeard and looks like he'd be a robot but he gave me a one word response and I'm not sure if it's because he's sperging out or because I'm literally hideous and /r9k/ lied he approached me afterwards but our conversations didn't last long because I sperged out EITHER WAY I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
>>25586067
I hate having huge thighs desu also if you're white you're so lucky i hate those stupid elliot rodgers brown eyes REE
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxuBxQxY-kM
Right from the normies mouth.
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>>25585876
t. I'd probably be a little conflicted about asking about your farts but i'd still do it.
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>>25586118
>tfw huge EVERYTHING
>white but green eyes KILL ME
all i want is a guy to vomit on my face WHYGOD.jpg

>>25586117
the "girls only have to eat well" meme is fucking stupid and you are delusional.
"whats wrong with autism in girls" have you ever been caught putting a boys pencil back in his pencil case after putting it in your ass during lunch break FUCKING NORMIE REEE
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>>25586177
>the "girls only have to eat well" meme is fucking stupid and you are delusional.
But girls don't need a toned body like men to get a partner.
pic related would get a 10/10 easily but a male counterpart would struggle to get a girl to talk to him.
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>>25586199
That's retarded.
>>25586139
I thought you wanted to be stacey?
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>>25586199
She would not get a 10/10 you tard. She's fat and looks like a dike
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>>25586244
>She would not get a 10/10 you tard
Yes she fucking would
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>>25586199
>implying this is fat
fucking sperglord hasnt seen my powerlevel
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All of these girls always post their same bullshit stories in unison, either they're on all day or they're proxy accounts to shit up the board with more fem-threads.
Resist the thirst, hide and move on.
>>25586251
Fuck off retard.
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>>25586199
Well now, she's like 6/10 at best. But yea she can at least get some weeb or tyrone easily. And not even a bad looking Tyrone. I'd say at least Tyrese Gibson tier tyrone.
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>>25586177
>the "girls only have to eat well" meme is fucking stupid and you are delusional.

What are, some HAES femnazi?

>eating properly

Fuck, no. Don't eat *at all* you hippo. If you're 25 and not morbidly obese you wont even get flabby skin unless youre morbidly obese.

You literally need to do *nothing* for chad senpai to notice you. Pro ana isn't that hard.

>gross shit with pencils

Thats not autistic, just being a kinky bitch. Hippos are inclined to do that but it's perfectly normal. Now, if you were collecting said pencils obsessively, or pencils were the *only* thing you can talk about, that would be different.

So far you're perfectly normal, albeit unloved hippo.
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Females have it so fucking easy
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>>25585876
you could change your lose some weight, drink water to reduce the spots shower like a normal person, then just go sit in a library or coffee shop and I promise you'll be approached multiple times
You're not a robot, but if you don't get your shit together you'll die like one
I don't know why you're like this, but you're deliberately turning up the difficulty mode, despite everyone around you trying to make it as easy as possible
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>>25586236
Ok let me rephrase that, I wish I had Stacey's looks.
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>>25586311
>You're not a robot
the fact that she is a female already disqualifies her from robot status
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>>25586311
>implying its this easy
Why dont you go get stacey then!!! all you got to do is be yourself(tm)
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>>25586345
>Why dont you go get stacey then
My god are you really this dense or you really have no idea what we are trying to say here?
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>>25585876
same even though im not fat and i dont have pimples. got some health standards, get yourself some too
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>>25586314
Get your father to set you up on a date with a nice boy who'll look past your janky face, he'll be proud of you son.
>>25586360
Everything ITT is b8
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>>25586345
ok, I'll go and sit in a public place and see what happens
I've already done the other parts because I'm not a fucking slob
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>>25586360
youre trying to disregard me cus of my vag
"your not a robot"
I fucking hate feminazis but youre making me wanna use the term "fragile masculinity" a lot here, cus its SHATTERED
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>>25586311
>library

Won't be a chad, but some more or less normal dude.

>>25586339
Well, there are some similiarities - "why bother, when i could not get my chad in shining armor anyway" is not that far from "why bother, when real life grills are not like in chinese cartoons/porn"
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>>25586379
You are just baiting at this point
2/10
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Free coupon to be my GF:

B E M Y G F
E

M
Y

G
F

Pros:
>Like anime, games, and reading
>Hard to anger
>People think i'm funny
>Occasional self-improvement memer
>Big dig
>Failed normie
>Can function in society, but i'll need some warm-up
>Not obese

Cons:
>Still really autistic
>Still pretty fat
>Might be bald soon
>Prone to bouts of self-loathing
>Can be pretty rude, sometimes without meaning to
>Poor
>NEET
>Stingy

Neutral:
>Coffee addiction
>Fap multiple times a day until dick too sore
>Anal obsession
>Don't want kids for a long time

APPLY HERE: [email protected]

Requirements:
>Female or feminine
>Want to love or be loved
>I WON'T BE YOUR ORBITER
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>>25586484
if op doesn't reply to this then all women are attention seeeking whores and MUST be purged from this board
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JUST REMEMBER THAT WOMEN ARE MADE FROM THE MANS RIB BONE.
this helps me out.

God made women for us. As we speak. Let us men go forward with women.letsm us approach them and be about it. Instead to be in your dorm.
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I was gonna change my mind, but then I changed it again.
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>>25585945

A good use of the term "Wan."
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because even with your fat, pimples, and braces, you can still get laid by just making a dating website profile, picking one of the hundreds of Chads messaging you, and taking a shower before the date. even the aforementioned Chad is more robot than you, as he actually has to work to maintain his Chadness, while you can be a total slob and still have sex just handed to you
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