>only hobbies include anime and masturbating to god damn vomit porn
>havent gone outside in a month and a half
>havent showered in 3
Well, prove im not a robot. PROTIP U CANT
Why are girls always into weird porn like vomit and gore?
Robots say that girls can't be robots, not that they can't be miserable and pathetic.
Just because there will be a robot who would want your contact info is why you aren't a robot. There's a guy who will want any girl, this disqualifies you.
I don't even know why you would want to 'prove' you are a robot. Quit looking for acceptance there, it's retarded.
>half white half asian L I T E R A L L Y elliot rodgers
>stalks random boys and idealizes them because too scared to get close to someone
>bad at math
Idk man, why are people into blueberry inflation???
that applys for male robots too. Im basically autistic and so are you
WOWSOMEME!!!!! :D fuck off, just because your dick is the size of my roastyflaps doesnt mean you need to try so hard :)
Lmao most decent reply yet care to explain?
>your fault 100%
>just cover it up with makeup and pretend it isn't there like stacy
>braces are hot and temporary
>you're a woman noone expects you to be interesting
>that applys for male robots too. Im basically autistic and so are you
No it doesn''t, because male robots have to initiate. You can just be a nerdy girl and guys will instantly wanna fug.
then stop refusing to accept. Its like you found a cool "club," when really its a sad refuge for broken souls.
>we will never make it :(
can you fucking STOP THIS MEME YOU SHITDICK MOTHERFUCKER
This is what I plan to do with women when I get into power.
The first strike against women will be to quarantine all of them in concentration camps, At these camps, the vast majority of the female population will be deliberately starved to death. That would be an efficient and fitting way to kill them all off, I would take great pleasure and satisfaction in condemning every single woman on earth to death. I would have an enormous tower built just for myself, where i can oversee the entire concentration camp and gleefully watch them all die, If i can't have them, no one will, I'd imagine thinking to myself as I oversee this, Women represent everything that is unfair with this world, and in order to make the world a fair place, they must all be eradicated.
>that applys for male robots too.
No it fucking doesn't because i'm willing to bet my fucking life that if you'd post skype or some email you would get at least ten males adding and messaging you.
This does not apply for males. So fucking fuck off whore
>then stop refusing to accept
Accept what? I already told you that being a robot /= being miserable and pathetic.
Women can't be robots because robots would want these pathetic women.
You can't be in the club simply because men put your vagina on a pedestal.
I accept that you probably have many robot qualities, but you are not a robot because you are wanted. On the other hand no one wants a robot, they can only dream of that stuff.
Can you not into logic or something? Quit giving the misogynists justification for calling women irrational.
Kek, ugly fat bitches still thinking they're entitled to Chads. R9K was right all along. Why not a robot, you fat whore ? Robots have literally the lowest standards and are what you should be aiming for, dumb cunt.
No, not fucking Chad, some not Chad. You can find anyone who's not Chad. Every guy isn't a Chad. On top of that Chad would even let you give him head and fall in love with your mouth if you can give head properly. You're not thinking outside the pizza box.
Well since the ass is fat and your not, i would date you if my gf left me tbqh. From how you described your self, it sounds like your just a small female with a fat ass who thinks highly of men. Like?? Idk why you have trouble getting a bf.
Whats wrong with autism in grills? Never heard a chad complain about grill being autistic.
Being a whale is a problem. But females have it easier here - just stop stuffing your face.
Guys have to go full /fit/, being an auschwitz skinnyfat skeleton is even worse than being slightly obese.
>Yes you mong, I actually hate trannies.
Enjoy attention whoring on /r9k/, I see re-post this stalking shit constantly
>I'm so fucking jealous of Stacey desu
1. suck dick
3. you're stacey now
I think I'd like sucking dick but only if it was my senpai's dick otherwise it just seems gross
Tbh I approached this guy I've been stalking he's schizo and he talks to himself and he has a literal neckbeard and looks like he'd be a robot but he gave me a one word response and I'm not sure if it's because he's sperging out or because I'm literally hideous and /r9k/ lied he approached me afterwards but our conversations didn't last long because I sperged out EITHER WAY I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
I hate having huge thighs desu also if you're white you're so lucky i hate those stupid elliot rodgers brown eyes REE
t. I'd probably be a little conflicted about asking about your farts but i'd still do it.
>tfw huge EVERYTHING
>white but green eyes KILL ME
all i want is a guy to vomit on my face WHYGOD.jpg
the "girls only have to eat well" meme is fucking stupid and you are delusional.
"whats wrong with autism in girls" have you ever been caught putting a boys pencil back in his pencil case after putting it in your ass during lunch break FUCKING NORMIE REEE
>the "girls only have to eat well" meme is fucking stupid and you are delusional.
But girls don't need a toned body like men to get a partner.
pic related would get a 10/10 easily but a male counterpart would struggle to get a girl to talk to him.
All of these girls always post their same bullshit stories in unison, either they're on all day or they're proxy accounts to shit up the board with more fem-threads.
Resist the thirst, hide and move on.
Fuck off retard.
>the "girls only have to eat well" meme is fucking stupid and you are delusional.
What are, some HAES femnazi?
Fuck, no. Don't eat *at all* you hippo. If you're 25 and not morbidly obese you wont even get flabby skin unless youre morbidly obese.
You literally need to do *nothing* for chad senpai to notice you. Pro ana isn't that hard.
>gross shit with pencils
Thats not autistic, just being a kinky bitch. Hippos are inclined to do that but it's perfectly normal. Now, if you were collecting said pencils obsessively, or pencils were the *only* thing you can talk about, that would be different.
So far you're perfectly normal, albeit unloved hippo.
you could change your lose some weight, drink water to reduce the spots shower like a normal person, then just go sit in a library or coffee shop and I promise you'll be approached multiple times
You're not a robot, but if you don't get your shit together you'll die like one
I don't know why you're like this, but you're deliberately turning up the difficulty mode, despite everyone around you trying to make it as easy as possible
Won't be a chad, but some more or less normal dude.
Well, there are some similiarities - "why bother, when i could not get my chad in shining armor anyway" is not that far from "why bother, when real life grills are not like in chinese cartoons/porn"
You are just baiting at this point
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>Like anime, games, and reading
>Hard to anger
>People think i'm funny
>Occasional self-improvement memer
>Can function in society, but i'll need some warm-up
>Still really autistic
>Still pretty fat
>Might be bald soon
>Prone to bouts of self-loathing
>Can be pretty rude, sometimes without meaning to
>Fap multiple times a day until dick too sore
>Don't want kids for a long time
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>Female or feminine
>Want to love or be loved
>I WON'T BE YOUR ORBITER
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this helps me out.
God made women for us. As we speak. Let us men go forward with women.letsm us approach them and be about it. Instead to be in your dorm.
because even with your fat, pimples, and braces, you can still get laid by just making a dating website profile, picking one of the hundreds of Chads messaging you, and taking a shower before the date. even the aforementioned Chad is more robot than you, as he actually has to work to maintain his Chadness, while you can be a total slob and still have sex just handed to you