>tfw ex gf asks me what l'm up to and lf l wanna meet >prepare plan >pretend l'm getting millions from the lottery >she becomes even more affective >tell her about my "new gf" >she cries because "l was wrong anon, you loved me and l dumped you, but l can change" >tell her that the discussion is over >she's in tears as l leave Always feels good to be huge bitch
>>25585514 I am egocentric asshole i don't even wanna gf I put 2 girls in friendzone back when i was at uni they were pretty ugly maybe 5/10 but the thing was they were fkin dumb i pretended i have no idea about their feelings it lasted months if not longer feltgoodman.jpg
>be me at bar, sitting at bar >place is packed, I don't like it. Not one bit. >sloot standing beside me for about 5min trying to get a drink >shes qt... Here's your chance anon >I turn to chat her up >"hi" >she just looks at me and changes directions with her eyes >kinda bummed a tad, realizing its true what I think, and how I'm treated by grills, not wanted. >oh well, sip stupid beer like I belong there >5 more minutes passed, she's still there, diagonally from my left shoulder >thought to myself this moron is still here, I'll help her out >grab the bartenders attention less than 10secs >ask her "what do you want?" Blue moon she said >hollar it back to bar tend >then she says "aaaaaw thank yooooooouuu" >I say "just helping you out, you were standing for a while haha" >her face when she automatically thought I was gonna buy her a drink >mfw I see her face, expression changes to the look she gave me earlier, she was obviously embarrassed >she says "oh...thx"
>>25585879 It feels good to do this. Then have them chase after you even more wondering if it must be something wrong with themselves. It's literally how I get my high these days. I don't even want a girlfriend anymore I just like tormenting them.
>>25586134 iktf brother I even told one of them that Im into her sister (which is actually hot) and asked for some tips to get her she skipped all classes for entire week after that priceless it's like a drug once you try it you can't get enough
>be me >19 year old khhv >3 or 4/10 >get a job as a wagekek >meet customer service grill >she's a Stacy >get to know her because I'm lonely, anxious and depressed and don't have any friends >she enjoys being around me >co-workers jokingly ask if we would go out with each other >quickly say "nah" >tfw she's surprised and stutters for a few seconds >tfw I just shut down a Stacey before she shuts me down. >tfw Stacey could have given you a chance >feelsgood.png
>>25585514 >be me at uni >driving to school by bus cuz poor >after few weeks noticed that one girl always looks at me in the bus >not bad looking maybe 6/10 >see her 3-4 times a week >it continues for few weeks >one time only free spot was next to her >decided to sit and initiate some small talk (like thank god i can finally sit n rest, shit day at uni etc. blah blah) >we talk for all the way to my hometown >after that she always keeps a seat for me since she lives further from school than i do >i put on my normie mask and we become buddies even tho I lie to her all the time >she doesn't know me at all and we have no mutual friends >it lasts for months >after some time she starts ask me if want to go to with her to the cinema, bowling, pub etc. >always decline and tell her i am busy at work (told her I work home) >she always sad and disappointed but we still talk at bus like always >one time after end of term exams which is like start of february in my country we talk about upcoming valentines day >i can see she all excited about that, i try to bring her down telling her its bs >finally she asks me if I am spending valentines day with someone >answer "no why u ask?" >she is blushing and asks if we maybe could spend it together >"No" >stopped talking to her at all >she starts crying >texts me everyday for a week, saying she is so sorry >don't answer >never talk with her on the bus again >she stopped riding this bus week later >she was riding a tram which is way slower to avoid me >there was always one more free spot on my bus >FeelsGoodMan
>start messaging multiple girls at once >talk dirty left and right >tfw all that confidence not giving a shit about rejection or offending them since I can move on to the next >tfw most of em lap it up
I dont see myself friendzoning them. Id rather try fwb or nothing.
not as savage like the other guys in here but i guess it counts >ugly girl 4/10 at best started texting me >i dont even know where she got my number in the first place >i was always ignoring her never texted or called her first >after few weeks she asked me out to a date >tfw told her I have a gf already >she never spoke to me anymore >few months later her best friend called me with unlisted number >she pretended to be interested in me and asked me out >stupid bitch thought i wouldn't recognize her voice >told her ok as long as her fat friend won't be there >she must have been really triggered because she hanged up after like 20 secs of silence >that was one of the best days in my life
>Rejected 4/10 girl i've known from HS >Actively sought out a more attractive Tranny, easily 7/10 The cattiness was unreal, claiming she owned me as she knew me longer and that they'll never be a real woman
>be me in high school >17 year old khv >not ugly but not attractive either. Probably a 5/10 >for some reason indian girls are attracted to me. only type of girls that have ever shown any interest >am repulsed indian girls >get assigned a seat in history class next to a short fat indian girl >because she's so repulsive i'm not too scared to talk to her >have very similar senses of humor >get along surprisingly well >decide that i want to get her to like me >spend the next couple months joking around and flirting with her >one day one of her friends approaches me and tells me that she has a massive crush on me and wants to go out >say no
Thinking about it just makes me sad. I don't even know why I did it. Turns out I'm no better than Chad
>>25585514 I friendzoned a girl at uni blonde, short maybe 5/10, looks like 14yo kid tbqh she is really shy and never had a bf she barely talks she is too shy to text or call anyone i text her few times a year (christmass, new year etc.) she is always so excited, when i do and keeps on talking i could call her anyday and set up a date im pretty sure she would agree (unless she is seeing someone atm) and possibly fuck her after becoming her bf for a while tfw too egocentric, sociopath asshole to do it tfw almost 22 kv
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