>enter bathroom to get weekly shower >see this what do you do?

>weekly

Fucking normalshit.

set the tray of fruits i've prepared for her nearby, bow deeply and tell her to "Enjoy the platter, m'lady. 'twas a family recipe." and gently shut the door behind me as i leave.

> the fuck are you
> how did you get here
> kick that bitch out
> proceed with fap and weekly shower

>o-oh hehe hi there, could you put out those candles out please? don't want to burn the house down

>>25585248
Eh, maybe next week

Never enter my personal space
The other day a Stacy broke her cigarette on me when she was trying to be friendly, well I told her that's what she gets for touching me and never do it again, another victory for the virgonous virgo

>>25585248
>shitskins dont shower every day

>typical

>weekly shower
>shower
bubble bath mustard race

>>25585490
This desu, the ones on the inside corners are fine I guess if you're a fag, but those on the edge could cause damage desu.

>>25585248
>Say "What the fuck"
>Ask her who she is and how she got here
>Tell her to get the fuck out of my house and call the police.

Who cares if she's naked. She committed a crime.

fembot here! :)

I think you robots would have a better chance with girls, if you showered once every 2 days! sweat smells icky, I would know since im a girl

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>>25585248
>what do you do
Get rejected

>>25585581
you mean twice a day you filthy skank

Cry in joy because I've been stuck with a shower only bathroom for more than a decade and I really really miss the feel of a good bath. Kick the cunt out and take a glorious warm bath. Then AFTER that if she wants she can join me.

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>>25585641

If you think miss a bath, try a decade without a sauna.

When I build my house, I'll go to the sauna every single fucking day. Bliss.

I shower twice a day

>>25585819
dangerous to dream mate

>weekly shower
look at this fancy man and his personal hygiene products.

WHAT A FAG!

"Did... did you renovate my bathroom?"

>>25585963

There's a difference between dreams and plans. I don't do the former, waste of time.

>>25585248
Remove unauthorized person from premises under threat of gun violence.

>>25585867
congratulations, you probably smell slightly less of feces than some posters in this thread

>>25585819
>wearing towels in a sauna

Confirmed for not being finns.

>>25585819
Also shit design on the sauna roof, you don't want a higher roof in a hot place as all the heat goes to the highest part of the room.

This picture triggers me badly.

>>25585561
>>25585490
>wooden/carpet floor in a bathroom
You almost deserve your house burning down.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qy_BKKnHgas

>beat off
>jizz on the floor
>slip on it as i run out
>slam head on floor
>get knocked out
>die in comatose

>repeat next life never learned from mistakes

>>25585266
she had a whole week to get in there... it was fucking easy for her...

...when did I get a bathtub?

>>25585248
>>to get weekly shower

>Not showering once a month

>>25585248

I'd ask her if she knows who Arthur Schopenhauer is.
If she doesn't know I'd turn 360 degree and leave the room.

>call police
>remove her from premise
>check house for theft/sabotage
>check how she forced entry into my house
>be extra cautious when leaving house

>>25585248
>waddle outside and grab garden hose
>crank that shit up to full
>return upstairs with a pallet of eggs and lotion
>force her to eat the eggs and rub lotion on herself at threat of hose
it puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again
Skin her and make a nice skin hat

Get those candles the fuck outta there, what does she think she's doing? Wax will get everywhere except the covered one

>takes weekly showers
>complains when women won't talk to them

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I live in Texas so yeah...

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>You don't have to tell me who you are or how you got there, but you have to eat these.

>>25585248
Get in the tub and play with her tits. Goddamn what a shitty thread

>>25586599
these sorts of posts are full blown autism. every time I read one I cackle.

the ones about murdering her are at least imaginative and tongue-in-cheek but this pertinacious 'GET OUT OF MY HOUSE' reaction is just hilariously robot-like

>be extra cautious when leaving house

I'm crying. I feel like some of you fags end up with this kind of paranoia from the mere sight of these threads

>>25585248
'eh b0ss, habe you seen an alien pls?'

>this is not my beautiful wife
>this is not my beautiful house
>how did I get here

>>25587777
habe u seen a spaceship?

>>25585253

>not daily.
>not every 12 hours shower.

wtf is wrong with you..

sorry its r9k i thought i was on pol

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This is now a thread about saunas.

Also that bitch can come to the sauna with me, hope she brought beer.

Serious question thou:
>Country
>Have you visited a Finnish style sauna?

>>25588247
>alcohol
>Sauna
Gouge your eye out with the ladle, idiot.

>>25588272
>Not having one cold beer waiting for you when you get out of the sauna, take a few sips while cooling off and then getting back to the heat
>Not pouring a small sip to the water then throwing it on the stoves for that delicious smell of fresh baked bread

It's like you hate comfy.

>>25588247
sweden
yes

there is one in our basement

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>>25585248
I'd probably abruptly come in my pants. I'm a premature ejaculator. Fucking curse.

>>25588359
What is your opinion on the beer issue?

>>25586186
i fucking hope this is a meme, i cant believe people are this cringy

>>25585628
true robot post, love you man

ask if she has a cock

>>25586259
I think you're being illusioned. Look at the sprinkler, it's on a flat surface. I think the ceiling is flat but the lines make it look like it's going up?

>>25585248
>see she has a cock
>suck it like there is no tomorrow

>>25589326

>implying there is a tomorrow

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>>25585548
My nigga.

Eyy yoo robut tis ys orgnel

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block the only exit and try and cum as fast as i can

>>25585248
damb it sis, atleast tell when you invite your bf over!!
fuck

>>25585248
make a baby, bail

>fuckyeah.jpg
>takes off clothes
>She calls me fat and tells me to gtfo
>Cry
>leave house
>move

>>25585248
Call INS

>>25588078
I shower every 3 months
>save water
>smell normal because I use Cologne

I only shower at the gym and I'd be fucked after a workout so I'd tell her to move out of the way.

replace that third candle

>>25585248
die of heart attack most likely

>>25592376

No you smell like shit

Since you live in your mother's basement its fine though

>>25592376
fucking disgusting, please kill yourself

>>25586642
Was waiting for this desu

>>25593079
>
no u


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>>25585248

Scream in panic cause i dont have money at home for hookers

>Whip out dick and tell her to wash it
>she starts jerkin' Mr. Gerkin'
>WHAT ARE YOU DOING!! I SAID WASH.. THAT ISNT WASHING.
>Spaz out so hard, slip on soap.
>Shower completed!

somebody must have spiked my drink where am I I don't have a bathtub please don't call the cops on me naked lady