>enter bathroom to get weekly shower
what do you do?
Never enter my personal space
The other day a Stacy broke her cigarette on me when she was trying to be friendly, well I told her that's what she gets for touching me and never do it again, another victory for the virgonous virgo
Cry in joy because I've been stuck with a shower only bathroom for more than a decade and I really really miss the feel of a good bath. Kick the cunt out and take a glorious warm bath. Then AFTER that if she wants she can join me.
If you think miss a bath, try a decade without a sauna.
When I build my house, I'll go to the sauna every single fucking day. Bliss.
>waddle outside and grab garden hose
>crank that shit up to full
>return upstairs with a pallet of eggs and lotion
>force her to eat the eggs and rub lotion on herself at threat of hose
it puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again
Skin her and make a nice skin hat
>You don't have to tell me who you are or how you got there, but you have to eat these.
these sorts of posts are full blown autism. every time I read one I cackle.
the ones about murdering her are at least imaginative and tongue-in-cheek but this pertinacious 'GET OUT OF MY HOUSE' reaction is just hilariously robot-like
>be extra cautious when leaving house
I'm crying. I feel like some of you fags end up with this kind of paranoia from the mere sight of these threads
This is now a thread about saunas.
Also that bitch can come to the sauna with me, hope she brought beer.
Serious question thou:
>Have you visited a Finnish style sauna?
>Not having one cold beer waiting for you when you get out of the sauna, take a few sips while cooling off and then getting back to the heat
>Not pouring a small sip to the water then throwing it on the stoves for that delicious smell of fresh baked bread
It's like you hate comfy.
I'd probably abruptly come in my pants. I'm a premature ejaculator. Fucking curse.
block the only exit and try and cum as fast as i can