What you drinky? Take shot vodka, then wash with a little cola.

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Hiding a horse cock in a can..

>>25583007
Try hiding your cock in a mare

>>25582976
Vodka mixes great with anything Op, you should make a coke cocktail. Whiskey is what you wanna drink neat.

>chasing vodka

Are you underage?

>vodka and coke

What is this, a thread for teenaged girls?

>>25583067
>>25583038
>>25583039
You don't mix the vodka, drink it straight and then wash it down a bit.

>>25583078
Youre thinking of whiskey. Vodka is literally all the same.

Man, I really wanna get drunk tonight, but I can't afford it.

>>25583204
No, Sweden. I wish someone would give me alcohol. Pass on the mare.

>>25583204
Stop with you're bestiality shit man, what if the mare turns into a demigod in your afterlife and severely punishes you for your crimes against horse kind?

>>25583229
Why don't you suck achmed's cock instead of fucking mares captain Sweden?

>>25583078
>>25583104
It only depends on the quality of the spirit. If it's cheap ass Whiskey or Vodka you can mix it all day long, if it's top shelf it's for sipping, enjoying perhaps with ice or tonic.
It's like you've never into booze.

>>25583279
Is she wet?

>>25583291
Actually in numerous blind taste tests results have shown that top shelf vodka tastes the same as middle shelf vodka, the bottoms shelf vodka is still shit though. While whiskey quality went up with price.

>>25583322
Dude, that's cum...

Also,
>Dubs
What are you, a faggot?
Trips, singles or GTFO!

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