You are stuck on a desert island with only these two for the rest of your life. What do you do?
>Well I'm white so... Of course I'm godking of a brown slave race before end of day 1. Natch.
Oh dog. I haven't laughed this hard in a while.
take out the music player that i had stashed inside of my ass before we got stuck on the island and play
while i start ripping off all of my clothes while doing to the mocarana. after i am completely naked i grab handfuls of sand and start throwing the sand in the air while flailing my arms around like a chimpanzee on cocaine. now that i have created a stable sand vortex i use my firebending powers to blast the vortex and turn it into a solid and jagged glass object. i rip off a large shard of glass and force it down my dickhole and use vast amount of cum stored within my virgin loins to blast the glass shard at the mans neck which decapitates him. then i use the blood spurting out his neckhole as a rocket and fly my self off the island and leave the roastie to die
>Honestly, I'd probably just let them do whatever and I'd be on the other side of the island isolating myself, just like in real life.
This. They look annoying as fuck. Might have to kill them if the time came.
If pajeet is useful and the bitch isn't: bro up with him and survive, spitroast the slut since she isn't worth anything else
If pajeet is useless and the bitch isn't: secretly murder pajeet and make it look like an accident
if both are useless: go on my own somewhere else on the island
if both are useful: idk, lots of sexual tension and competition I guess.
>Kill girl she looks useless. Better to get rid of her before Paviter goes white knight.
>Me and Paviter will eat her remains to survive for a few days before her meat is bad.
>Use her rotten corpse for fish bait.
>Repeat cycle until rescue\death
>If it looks like no rescue, Kill Paviter.
>put the man in a cage
>rape the girl in front of him
>repeat step 2 for the rest our lives
If she gets pregnant, make the guy eat the baby.
Work with the guy on building useful shit (tools, weapons, house, etc..)
Delegate the woman into finding crops for food.
Switch off where we go hunting, house building, and tool creating.
Have sick island orgies.
Wait for help to arrive or just sustain life on the island for as long as possible.
Make a raft in our off time.
Sail off island in the event food starts to dwindle or woman starts nagging.
Create civilization, find civilization, or die trying.
i have never literally laughed at every single reply in a thread before until this thread
They seem like a couple. I'd stick to myself, and do my best to avoid them. The last thing I would like to be is an emotional tampon for two strangers on an island. I feel like this would lead to one of them becoming jealous/resenting me. Also I wouldn't want to come between them.