I WANT A KISS I NEVER KISSED A GIRL I WANT TO FEEL WHAT IS LIKE

I want to beat you with a nine-iron. But not as much as I want to die. I'm sorry.

>>25581693
Yes. Just buy a prostitute and only kiss her. :^)

>>25581693
kissing is completely boring and not exciting at all. don't bother unless it's with someone you really like

>>25582637
Why
>>25582693
But prostitutes have cooties
>>25583025
No

Let me tell you anon. I mastered french kissing with a lovely girl, we used to kiss everyday, l felt warm, horny and loved at the same time, it's an unforgetable experience. Find yourself a gf asap

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>>25583057
Because you still have carnal desires that, try as I might, I cannot fault you for.
I'm not sure if it's out of purity of deficiency or some act of unchecked perversion.

But it angers me to see people controlled and subjugated so powerfully by these covets.
But I know i'm in no position to judge anything about anything. I don't have the position, but my own passion is telling me to resent you. Simply because you glamorize what I consider true weakness.

I also realize i'm an autist that deserves to be put down like a dog, before I ever get the balls or incentive to hurt anyone.

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kissing_booth

>>25583126
Can you lend me your girlfriend for a kiss? or you are just inventing stories to make me feel bad meanie?
>>25583169
You seem like a cool guy

>>25581693
Where do you live?

thisisoriginal
original

>>25583278
I get that a lot.
A common misconception

>>25581693
GO FUCK OFF, NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR SHIT YOU LOSER

So you probably have some kind of imagination as to what it's like, right OP?
Well it's exactly like that.
If you want advice on kissing someone if you are autistic or aesthetically challenged, I would recommend getting a tan and an expensive haircut and getting drunk as fuck and hit up a club

>>25583169
I bet your bedroom reeks of your own semen

>>25584182
And mildew, and sweat, and urine. Need I go own or should I mail you a sample?