Does anyone want to play Dota? None of my friends stay up late

>>25581427

are you a cute support? I mostly play mid but the meta is changing to have a camping support at the lane and I don't have any friends who play that role frequently...

I'm only 3.8k tho, not very good

Hi anon, quite surprised to see a fellow Doter here.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/IGuessMe/
Im actually online

>>25581454
Almost all of my games are as CM.

One thing though...Dota 2 is my first MOBA, and I only started playing 1.5 weeks ago.

mfw no MMR
mfw it would be bad even if I had one

BUT...I have the CM arcana and I'm cute as a button with a puppy dog that follows me everywhere.

>>25581477
I'm Just Kittens in case you're wondering who the fuck just added you.

this game is a soul eater im just letting you know.
i have over 2k hours and regret it.
thats 2k hours i couldnt have spent doing a crap ton of other shit

>>25581454
i would lane support you ~

and suck your cock

>>25581484

cute! I've been playing Dota casually since 2007 I could maybe teach you a couple of things

my ID is http://steamcommunity.com/id/alyceglass/

>>25581427
Ill play with you but I really suck

>haven't played forever
>decided to play some again since they added RD to ranked
>calibrating mmr
>highest mmr on each team is 5.4k, other players on the team also 5k+

Pretty sure im not close to that while just calibrating lol

>>25581549
Ah the good old days.
Sadly, I lost my account in Battlenet, so I cant play DotA.
HoN is my soul relief when I'm feeling nostalgic

>>25581581
You couldn't suck more than I do.

I just figured out how to successfully glimmercape and ult without dying. Today.

>tfw have never gone above 700 mmr

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>>25581427

I know that feel, I recently stopped playing league and started playing dota again.

>>25581607
max you can calibrate is 4.5k right now so your probably around that

i get 5ks and 6ks in my games and im 4.7k

>>25581657
I want to play at that mmr god damn i wonder what it's like

>>25581657

How the hell is that possible? That's like Silver 1 in CSGO.

>>25581718
I just started playing ranked like a couple months ago at most.

I've been playing dota for a year now though.

>>25581710
yeah.. when i got that game i was i was like uhhh might as well just instapick a support

3.7k mmr player here, willing to teach how to play but only time for 1 game before sleep:

http://steamcommunity.com/id/LOLWHYUMADTHOUGH/home/

>>25581718
Oh friend. Get your eyes ready
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JC4eJCDv0Y

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>>25581427
>Robots need friends, too.

not me, step up senpai.

>>25581765

I actually don't play DOTA. I just sorta know how the MMR works.

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>>25581718
I calibrated at silver1 in CSGO and then stopped playing straight away out of shame

Im usually slightly above average ranked in games aswell

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Ok, sorry friend
>>25581780

>>25581802

I got Gold Nova 3, I had played 700 hours of tf2 and around 500 hours of CSS (All in Surf, Jailbreak, Warcraft Source) etc

I eventually got to Supreme Master despite freaking out in every competitive game. Every Single Fucking One.

>>25581767
Hey friend. I play more games, if you need someone, just add me, or give me your steam ID
>>25581477
Not online anymore

Someone giff me a 2k or lower mmr account please (^:

>>25581767
You need me. Add me. I'm Just Kittens (pusheen). And we can play Dota and talk about tfw no bf/gf etc.

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>>25581817
I'd only playe like 100hours of TF2 as my PC fps experience so thats probably why I got silver 1

>tfw can't find a neet and depressed dota friend whos actually decent to queue party with and discuss shit

everyone who fits the categories I would be a friend of is like 2k mmr always

>>25581962
you could not ignore me :**(
>>25581763

>>25581962

I'd like to play some First person shooters with a neet friend. Too bad there's not much on the market currently. Just waiting for overwatch at this point

i guess i will post this account i wanna start playing ranked on, haven't finished calibrating so dunno my mmr, but i will play party ranked i guess

but i don't take this game very serious

I will probably calibrate at high 3 low 4k

http://steamcommunity.com/id/giantpokeballs/

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>>25581991
>105 friends
its a put off, i don't think i'll ever find a friend here cause even considering adding you is making me panic a lot
>>25582020
i actually got into the overwatch closed beta, its alright i just played the best girl D.VA the whole weekend but I'm not sure its worth the price if it was f2p it would be decent to look forward too
also there is 0 reason to trust blizzard after all their shit

>>25582128
>i actually got into the overwatch closed beta

You lucky bastard. I'm looking for ANY Fps at this point. I'm big into Shooters in general.

>>25582128

wat

half of my friends are former students, 2 people I play with often, rest trading

Why the panic? just interested at this point

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>>25581427
Drop favorite hero here, mine is the nessaj, the chaos night with his might steed Armageddon.

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>>25582332
Here's a better shot.

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>>25582332
Only play CM

But wanna be Wind Ranger someday....Someday.

Water man is best hero in my heart

What is the best way to make friends in a video game?

>>25582332
Is this subtle trolling or is 4chan actually populated by people who seriously make these reddit-tier posts.

THERES NO DOWNVOTES TO WORRY ABOUT ON 4CHAN, WHY DO YOU STILL TYPE LIKE A FAGGOT?

>>25582478
I've never Been on reddit a day in my life.

>>25582660
its ok idk why that guy called your post out as being reddit worthy

>>25582744

Because it's written like he's a humongous cunt lord.

>>25582458
be decent and not a short-fused cunt

>>25582420
>Water man

Slardar?

>>25582803
MY MAIN MAN MORPHLING

>>25582458
just join a fucking guild or clan with a ts. Dont be shit tier and dont be full of yourself alternatively get dumb cunts on 4chan to play with you on ts (i can fulfill this part if need be)

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>>25582332
or ogre magi or dark seer

>>25581508
>this game is a soul eater im just letting you know.

This is a very honest post.

Can I still join?
original oc

anybody wanna play.

I swear i don't have autism even though your first impression of me will be that I do

>>25584908
http://steamcommunity.com/id/funpostingcentral/
Yes please

>>25581427
I will greentext a story since we are on it
>Got really depressed
>Started playing Dota 2
>I have no clue what I'm doing
>First game pick Lina
>Met a girl that I will play with all day everyday
>She always texting me come to play and such
>She teaches me Dota 2 on a polite way
>"Anon, should I go, SnY or Manta? SnY give me bla bla bla, and Manta can displell and give me bla bla bla... what should I go?"
>Things she is a nice girl to me
>Months later know what is really DotA
>Turn out I'm her fucking lane support...
>fml, beta even on vidya

i've tried to get into DOTA like four times so far, played about 12 games in total, and literally haven't won a single game. I had an okay one today, 9/12 as some dude with a heal on q, flame spears on W, random attack speed (I think) on E and a jump that took like 1/3 of my fucking hp on R. it was an okay game. I don't know how long it will be until i have fun playing this game

>>25581427
who /idec/ here? Those were the times. Dota 2 = shit , wc3 dota >all.

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>tfw 6k MMR
>tfw on the Leaderboards
>tfw not a pro
>tfw no eSports money
>tfw i wasted all my time

>>25585241
You played Huskar m8, that hero is just cancer...

The more he is about to die, the more faster he attack and the more magic resistance he have.

>>25585273
You can still play WC3 DotA, so what's the problem?
>being hipster for being hispter

>>25585293
What's your nick?

>>25585301

>What's your nick?

fuck off you trip fagging faggot

whats so hard to understand about anonymous nigerian fish trader board?

>>25585109
nigga supports are based af. the girls i play with tend towards carry roles, while we fearlessly initiate, protect them from harm and hand them delicious kills.

as it should be in real life

>>25585327
You should play Venge since you are that noble

Playing comfy dota with nice people ten/10

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>>25585317
>anonymous nigerian fish trader board

I know there are plenty of more names for 4chan, but does a list of all great names for it exist?

I got 10k hours played between accounts, I don't play much anymore though.

Get a group going or something, robots?

>>25586049
We just stomped one match, I went 12-1 as Meepo. Add /id/funpostingcentral

>>25586024

>asking stupid questions on an uzbeki gardening advice board