>tfw strained too hard while taking a shit and had to go to the hospital for rectal prolapse
LEARN FROM MY EXPERIENCE, ROBOTS. DON'T FORCE YOURSELF TO SHIT, IT'S NOT WORTH IT, JUST LET SHIT COME OUT AT ITS OWN PACE.
my old job sucked i remember having like 4 hours of sleep getting up and having 10 minutes to try and take a dump before you made your hour and half journy to work with the bus
one time i couldnt really go in the morning and then on the bus i had to fucking go so fucking bad i was debating leaving the bus and going right in the bushes but after awhile it went away for a bit and right when i was before the parking lot at work i had to take pants off and take a diahriah shit. not sure if anyone saw me but i had poo all over my underwear and legs at work i smelt like shit that day
shit sucked but there was a shower and i kinda got it off a bit but the job is like really physical and timed/tracked so i couldnt do a good job cleaning myself
i remember i threw out my underwear and tried to use a towel as underwear and it just looked retarded in my pants but i wanted to keep it contained
>not sure if anyone saw me but i had poo all over my underwear and legs at work i smelt like shit that day
We all know that feel, anon.
>Make sure all my shits are relaxing and stress free so I don't bleed
>Usually skim a book with some music playing in the background
>Lots of coffee makes my shit so smooth and solid
>Only use wet wipes because they're so gentle and thoroughly clean my ass
I learned my lesson a long time ago.
I use different brands. Currently I have cottonelle. I don't know the price, since my uncle is usually the one to buy toiletries while I do the grocery shopping. Always get the value packs though. You should really use wet wipes as a supplement , if you're using more than one per shit you need to fix your diet or use your toilet paper first, then finish with a wet wipe. Another tip: Fold, fold, fold.