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>tfw strained too hard while taking a shit and had to go to the hospital for rectal prolapse

LEARN FROM MY EXPERIENCE, ROBOTS. DON'T FORCE YOURSELF TO SHIT, IT'S NOT WORTH IT, JUST LET SHIT COME OUT AT ITS OWN PACE.
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What if I NEED to lose that last little bit though?
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>>25581209

NO IT'S NOT WORTH IT
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>>25581182
Thank you for the warning anon... I'll stop
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>>25581182
think they believed you, or realised it was from taking a massive dildo?
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>>25581182

how often have you been fist-pounding your loose floppy asshole jesus christ
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How?
i have teared my anus taking a shit and bleed so much that i honestly thought that i was gonna die, but my anus has never prolapsed
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my old job sucked i remember having like 4 hours of sleep getting up and having 10 minutes to try and take a dump before you made your hour and half journy to work with the bus

one time i couldnt really go in the morning and then on the bus i had to fucking go so fucking bad i was debating leaving the bus and going right in the bushes but after awhile it went away for a bit and right when i was before the parking lot at work i had to take pants off and take a diahriah shit. not sure if anyone saw me but i had poo all over my underwear and legs at work i smelt like shit that day

shit sucked but there was a shower and i kinda got it off a bit but the job is like really physical and timed/tracked so i couldnt do a good job cleaning myself

i remember i threw out my underwear and tried to use a towel as underwear and it just looked retarded in my pants but i wanted to keep it contained
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Hold it in then let it out a few days later. Feels amazing
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>>25581373

>not sure if anyone saw me but i had poo all over my underwear and legs at work i smelt like shit that day

We all know that feel, anon.
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>Have hemorrhoids
>Make sure all my shits are relaxing and stress free so I don't bleed
>Usually skim a book with some music playing in the background
>Lots of coffee makes my shit so smooth and solid
>Only use wet wipes because they're so gentle and thoroughly clean my ass
I learned my lesson a long time ago.
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>Go vegan

>never strain again
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>>25581480
>wet wipes
I want to use these but the cost over toilet paper is too high. What brand do you use and how expensive is it?
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>>25582118
vegan internet defense force detected
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>>25582162
I use different brands. Currently I have cottonelle. I don't know the price, since my uncle is usually the one to buy toiletries while I do the grocery shopping. Always get the value packs though. You should really use wet wipes as a supplement , if you're using more than one per shit you need to fix your diet or use your toilet paper first, then finish with a wet wipe. Another tip: Fold, fold, fold.
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>>25581480
I've had hemorrhoids and horrible poops for months now, shit sucks
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