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>tfw all my coworkers literally think I molested a penguin

Women are disgusting lying whores. Why the fuck are they given the same rights as men?
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>>25581009
>Why the fuck are they given the same rights as men?
White knights and cucks gave them the right to vote. There is a reason why ancient societies never gave women rights. Every time they did their civilization collapsed in about 100 years. Every single time.
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>>25581009
Explain yourself, OP
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>>25581009

>tfw all my coworkers figuratively think I molested a penguin

Not much better to be honest.
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Details pls
original comment btw
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My coworkers just think I'm gay for some reason
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>>25581009
wtf did that penguin ever do to you?
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>>25581037
>out doing a survey on penguin population
>me, 3 guys, and 2 girls are there together
>im doing my work alone as usual away from group
>they find me with a small penguin on my lap
>I was massaging it because I like animals and it wasn't afraid of me like other penguins
>they think my massaging is molesting because it was in the groindal region
>tell base captain that I was abusing animals to fuck with me even though it was consential
>wont have contract renewed for winter months
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>>25581114
Why were you jacking off a penguin?
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>>25581009
Because of their ability to lie. Manipulation and snatch are literally the only skills women actually have, which is how they can feign competency at work or even openly have their incompetence propped up by male colleagues

Being a woman means never having to do any actual work for a bleeding second of your fucking life.
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>>25581114
Why not just fuck the penguin.
You have to give a massage first.
You sicken me.
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>>25581009
>I molested a penguin
Jesus Christ Anon, what do you do with your free time?....
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>>25581009
Mr. Popper?
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>>25581009
I'm sure this is from a film
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