any other robots like homestuck? and if so, whats your favorite

I just got through act 1. Its finally engaging this being my 3rd attempt to read it. That being said no favorite character. I'm intrigued by the demon chicks tho.

>>25578450
It's difficult to get through, but you can manage. I stopped liking it at Act 5 Part 2 onwards, just turned into a clusterfuck.

OP: I like John and Jade the most. As for troll, Vriska.

>>25578450
they're actually aliens, man, but goon on you for getting into it finally

>>25578474
yeah, it is hella difficult to get into. i usually stop reading for months at a time and just binge on it a few days to catch back up. last i read was everyone standing on a platform, somewhere in later act 6. and jade is always a good choice. dont mean to toot my own horn but i rp a fantastic grimbark harley.

i got into it earlier this year and it's one of the best things i've ever read. some of the sharpest, funniest writing in the world imo.

>>25578614
oh and caliborn a best

I read the entire thing a couple months ago and I've already forgotten everything that happens

>>25578450
This is heresy, dave and john are the best and jade and roxy are second best, everyone else is different flavors of trash and caliborn and I actually forgot the name of nubby horns are funny from time to time.
>>25578413
I've re-read it like 3 times but I skim more and more each time, act 5 is really insufferable the story has no business being as long as it is or as vriska centric as it is.
Also too many god damn characters, I can honestly say I no longer care to see how it ends.

Caliborn was right.

>>25578779
Honestly not much ACTUALLY happens.

>>25578413
Read all every fucking page up to current. where the fuck is HUSSEY???
It's been like a year what the fuck
also >eggbert, karkat and gamzee

>>25578885
so close to quads damn
the sads
also fuck totally fuck damara

>>25578885
the self-insert one is dicking around in a dreambubble

the irl one is wiping his ass with money and pretending to work on hiveswap

>>25578911
>9/11
nice dubs
ayyyy

>>25578968
yeah im pretty sure hes bored of homestuck, hes got the money and hes just done
>feels bad man

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>>25578911
agreed, frankly. always found damara to be the best character. she has so much pain and anger pent up. that and she's literal weeb waifu. always seemed like the best choice to me, both in terms of fuckability and dateability.

>>25579001
damn straight
well bro, this thread is on its way out
it was fun while it lasted

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>>25579053
see you, paradox space cowboy

>>25578885
>>25578968
>>25578996
This, he took the money and ran. Also, his dad died irl and he had a mental breakdown about it. His ego also got too big for his britches when people threw millions of fucking dollars at him to make a game, only for it to turn out to be a point and click pile of garbage that looks like shit.

I suspect he was infiltrated by SJWs, desu.

I only stuck with it because Homestuck girls are insecure and crazy enough for a quick fuck at conventions.

Just make sure you use a fake name.

I read up to the part with the girl version of the main character was introduced and dropped it. the fandom is just so toxic.

>>25579289
Jane isn't a girl version of John, she's the alternate version of his grandma in the new universe

There's an older version of John in the new universe too

>>25579289
jane and jake are the most annoying part of the whole series. as much as i adore homestuck i have no idea what the fuck hussie was thinking with those two. the first part of act six is completely skippable.

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>>25579361
>>25579378

yeah, whatever.

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I fucking hate homestuck and that hack Andrew Hussie.

I've been reading MSPaintAdventures since mid-problem sleuth, and homestuck up to Act 5 was hands down the best period of my life. Homestuck is the single most disappointing thing in my life and I blame tumblr, Hussie, and halftruth squarely for it.


>you will never listen to Vol 5 for the first time ever again, as you take a train trip across America with your dad

>>25579162
>threw millions of fucking dollars at him to make a game, only for it to turn out to be a point and click pile of garbage that looks like shit.
It was never going to be good, every hs flash game was garbage and his namco dating sim was incredibly trash.

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>>25579467
Favorites are: Equius, John, and jack noir

>>25579378
I think you mean Jane and dirk and calliope

>>25579001
Literally the worst and least enjoyable character along with aradia.

I really hope you aren't that fag that spams aradia pictures in every hs thread

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>>25579467
>that soundtrack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0haC4QkPO0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyDdV8eIHGE

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>>25579602
>implying your opinion means anything
>implying your opinion i going to stop me from enjoying something

>>25579630
Not bad, but try THIS
https://youtu.be/ot64QwChsDo

>>25579710
Willfull ignorance is no excuse for faggotry

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>>25579763
>implying your opinion is fact

>>25578413

> I literally have no idea what homestuck is besides the /u/ pron I have in a folder somewhere


is it any good. I hear tumblr likes it, but I'm a bit more open minded than most here. Is it worth the time?

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>>25579810
if you can stomach the fact that it will have a character list to rival game of thrones, and how it jumps all over the place trying to keep up with all of them at once, its worth checking out, yeah. and if that wasnt enough, the porn of it is great.

>>25579810
>is it worth the time
Honestly no.
But I am jaded fan who has been reading it serially from the start, and REALLY REALLY loved it but had to watch tumblr beat the fuck out of it and rape the body.

Theres really nothing else like it. It's funny, impressive, and entertaining, but do not expect it to be well written or thought out piece of art.

>>25579810
Something about a game within a game. act 1 is about going into the game.

>>25579810
it's not for everyone, but it isn't your standard tumblr fare. it draws comparisons to joyce's ulysses for a reason. it's convoluted and byzantine and endlessly self-referential. it's also extremely funny in ways i think /r9k/ would appreciate. keep in mind that it's written by the sweet bro and hella jeff guy.

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>>25579790
It is a FACT that Damara is a dirty whore slut. it is a FACT that aradia is a boring cunt with no substance. And it is a FACT that you have bad taste.

Except in porn.

>>25579810
Get to the end of Act 1 and see how you like it.

If you like it, keep going to the end of Act 5 Part 2, then see if you like it then as well.

If so, go to the very end.

If you don't like it at either of those two points, stop reading and be satisfied with what you've read already.

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>>25580025
it is a fact that damara sexually harasses people, not that she fucks everyone in sight. i think your downie brain got her confused with porrim there.

though frankly i agree with you about aradia. she couldve used a lot more fleshing out character-wise.

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I have best waifu.

REAL MIDNIGHT CREW HOURS

WHO TF UP

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZoDoHYltcyM

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seems an appropriate place to dump what i just made

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>>25578413
>tfw no terezi gf

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>>25581422
the struggle is real, brother

>>25580117
Oh I'll flesh her out alright

I WILL MASTURBATE TO ALL HOMESTUCK PORN IN THIS THREAD

please give me your best asses you can offer

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>>25581645
not ass, but i think youd appreciate another big hip terezi. ill look for good ass pics after i post this.

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>>25581645
a s s n t i d d i e s

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>>25581645
WELCOME TO FLAVORTOWN MY FRIEND

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>>25581645
ass to ass

I very much appreciate the smut. I'll begin the ritual momentarily

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>>25581779
moar good stuff

What's the appeal of homestuck?

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>>25581779
>>25581922
mostly this

>>25581940
There's sex in it? I remember watching my sister go through the very first stuff a couple years back and it seemed like an interactive comic.

I ERP Homestuck because I am a lewd faggot

>>25581957
It used to be interactive

>>25582012
New stuff is mostly in comic format?

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>>25581922
there's no way to adequately describe it in one post.
if i had to try to, i would just say that it's really funny.
>>25581957
sex exists canonically, but as far as interactions between the characters go the whole thing is remarkably sexless

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>>25581957
i meant the art, not the comic itself. if you havent decided what you think about it from seeing what youve already seen both in this thread and with your sister, then you should try it yourself. but personally, i hardly even read the actual comic, i just stay with it for the porn that people draw and the roleplay.

>>25582009
youre on /r9k/, you sad shitsack. you have no right to judge if youre pathetic enough to actually be here.

>nonhuman porn
>>>/trash/

>>25582059
>not liking trollboners
it's 2016 lad

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>>25582059
yeah okay whatever

>tfw jade will never fuck you with her dog dick

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>>25582098
well, thats a feel i feel more often than id care to admit

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I came.

Thanks for the fapps fellas

>>25581957
Vriskas ancestor raped another trolls ancestor by making her eat her pussy with mind bullshit

>>25582217
im also pretty sure Doc Scratch molested the Handmaid at some point

rose and kanaya fucking is pretty much confirmed
ghost vriska and ghost meenah fucking is even more confirmed

>>25582229
Doesn't hussie have a hard rule against age gap?

>>25582283
have you ever looked at that man? he has pedophile written all over him.

>>25582283
what a moralfag

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>>25582335
:^) nothin wrong with age gap

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>>25582325
what on earth are you talking about
look at this wholesome man he wouldn't hurt a fly

>>25582325
>have you ever looked at that man?
I can't see past his beautiful ruby huge lips.
>he has pedophile written all over him
No better place to be than the king of teenage fiction.

>>25582399
you know what, youre right. if shrek himself vouches for him, how bad can he really be.

>>25582399
Thank you for that image

>>25578413
I read it a while back but lost interest when the story shifted focus to the trolls. It was a whole new set of characters that I just wasn't that interested in and it made for a pretty rocky transition.

HUSSIE CONFIRMED HOMESTUCK IS ENDING ON 13TH OF APRIL

SO FUCKING HYPED