I just swallowed my own cum, which was hot at first until my

>either swallowed own piss or own infected dick goo

your dick wouldn't be gross if you weren't gross

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>yellow
hot.
describe in detail what it tasted like for you. Also you get used to it, I used to have guilt, now it's my favorite part.

>>25577089
They aren't as repressed, inexperienced and insecure as you.

>>25577089

Why do some people have yellow cum?

Mine is pearly white, just as in porn.

It also has absolutely no taste or smell.

>>25577155
>>25577176

It's not guilt. It's literally just plain disgust. I don't care that I did it. Just thinking about the sensation and what it looked like makes me feel nauseous after the fact.

It didn't taste like much. I can't describe it. It's the sensation that was sickening.

>>25577215
what's your diet and how much do you exercise?

>>25577215
MINE IS USUALLY WHITE BUT I HAD JUST PEED FOR FUCK'S SAKE

The thought of that shit being inside my stomach and throat now is disgusting. I'm trying to resist the urge to down a shot of straight vodka. dammit.

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>>25577221
>>25577257
how is it possible you sound like more of a faggot than actual faggots

>>25577233

I eat normal swedish food. Y'know, stuff.

I don't exercise at all.

>>25577257

Urine is sterile senpai, don't worry.

>>25577233
I exercise enough I guess. I can do around 70-80 proper pushups depending on what my stamina is like that day. I do situps, jumping jacks (don't have to run in the heat that way), and ride my bike a lot too.

I'm making too many posts. Cooking dinner so I can eat and have vodka to cleanse the thought.

>>25577277
Try drinking some yellow goop that was just secreted from some random animal, and that's how I feel. I was shitposting a little, but it's really nasty honestly.

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>>25577155
Will I really get used to it senpai? I want to do it but the couple times I did it I was kind of indifferent.

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>>25578793
I don't know about you, but mine tastes like cotton candy, so I love it. Just eat it immediately after so you don't have time to think at first

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>>25578839
Mine was really bland desu I need to eat more fruit regularly I think

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>>25578876
ooh yeah that could be it, half of my diet is fruit

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>>25577089
>mfw had a girlfriend once
>mfw had her spit/kiss my load into my mouth once after she blew me, just as a meme
>mfw it was pretty gross, salty warm milk and coins
>mfw I accidentally swallowed it
>mfw she handed me a tissue to spit it out and I was like "no uh I'm good"
>mfw she was turned on by that
>mfw she would make me swallow my own cum every single time after she blew me until the day I broke up with her like 7 months later

yellow sperm is dead sperm. you need to get laid

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>>25578913
I eat lots of veggies so that probably explains why mine is bland as opposed to potent like it is if you eat too much meat.

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>>25578992
I don't eat meat, just fruit, vegetables and nuts and stuff, but like I said it's tasty. I wish I came more so I could eat it like yogurt

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>>25579024
That's so hot
>tfw I wish I had a tub of senpai's yogurt

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I can self suck and my cum doesn't taste bad, it's actually kinda good, but then again it's not yellow like the OP. I remember the first time I self sucked I was finally able to do it and had to do it on my back with my legs over my head and I accidentally gave myself a facial, if I ever have sex with a girl I wouldn't want her to take it on the face/mouth after having experienced it myself.

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>tried to taste my cum once
>absolutely repulsed by it and almost threw up
>bf gives me bj
>swallows it all without any hesitation

literally how

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>>25579124
any tips for self-sucking? I don't wanna have to learn yoga if possible

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>>25577089
I assure you OP there are much worse tasting things.

For example, have you ever had oysters? Where I'm from (New England) these things are considered a delicacy.

>>25579124
I think it's very different to have someone else cum on your face than uncomfortably hedgehogging

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>>25577089
the first time its all in your head, jut dont think about it and itll get better, i do it every time now, i like to savor it, it tastes really nice

>>25579158
stretch. stretch and stretch more.
Wake up in the morning? stretch
Getting ready to go to lunch? stretch
Getting ready for sleep? stretch
And I don't mean half assed stretches I mean lean into it, don't make it hurt but really let your muscles relax and feel yourself stretch out beyond what you thought possible. Hold each stretch for like a minute, it makes a HUGE difference over just stretching for 15 seconds and going
>muh flexibility
Before long you'll be able to do a split and put your legs over your head no problem

All that being said, self sucking is uncomfortable imo. having my legs over my own head strains my back after a minute or two and I just can't get all that into it

>>25578915
>mfw you're literally a cuck who let his woman emasculate him
>mfw i have no face

>>25579308
>literally a cuck

That's not what cuckoldery is anon.

>>25577089
I feel you kyohai. I did it once, and it was like swalling a booger. Gross.

I don't get what makes people like it or not.
I once tried my own but hated it. My first gf lived swallowing it and said she liked the taste. my second one liked it if I hadn't drunk beer the day before and my current one hates it. Heck, my current one nearly puked the last time

>>25579353
>He doesn't know what site he's on

>>25579424
I'm on a Korean puppet show IRC room

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>tfw your gf is trans
>tfw she cant cum so just sit there permanently hard and leaking precum
>tfw it actually tastes kinda nice

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>tfw been horny all day and going to try to eat my own cum tonight

>tfw edging nonstop for two days so when your gf finally blows you you overload her mouth and she struggles to swallow all of it
Best feeling in the world desu senpai

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>>25579649
make me proud anon, dont give up and show that cum whos the boss!

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>>25579767
I will senpai!

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>>25579821
ill do it with you, remember senpai is here to guide you

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>be straight
>bored and drunk on new years
>wear thong and play with my ass
>blow load and try out cum
>it doesn't taste like anything

Epin

>>25578987
>chad-science

>>25578987
mine's been occasionally yellow even when fapping four times a day

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when I tried it mine was saltier than taking the cap off a salt shaker and sipping from it
back of my tongue still burned an hour later

>>25577089

>yellow cum

ew. you just have rank cummies.

who /delicious cummies here/

>>25580579
white yummy cummies here, feels nice on my tongue

>>25577089
you should probably chop your dick off.

>>25580579
It's not usually yellow ffs. It was just today.

>>25581104

delicious cummies ftw. tfw when it tastes like nothing and its kind of sweet.

>>25581189

that's from over masturbation or excessive edging and not cumming for a long period.

>>25577089
Don't be such faggot. One time I was fucking my girlfriend's housemate on her couch and I was so riled up and horney after cumming in her that I just dipped 4 fingers in her twat, fished out a bunch of cum/vag juice, sucked two fingers off and gave her the other two.

Didn't taste great but I don't regret it at all.

>>25581211
I don't even masturbate that often. I'm not some degenerate who has a daily porn and masturbation ritual.

>>25581211
i could go for a big load right about now, but i emptied myself already, what do?

>>25581284
poison yourself into a coma for a shortcut to the future and then you'll have a huge load ready