Fake tinder account thread, post stories.
>used latsbrah pictures and created a profile
>23, swedish/american, shy faggot
>get alot of ugly of chicks and they are so fast with msging
>seem to be very agreeable for banging, they are usually 3-4 out of ten
>anyone that is higher than 7 has outright rejected
>first couple of chicks 7+ approches were very forward, lets smash type of thing, never seem to get anything out of it
>changed approach to friendly talk first and then more aggressive asking.
>faith in hot chicks alittle restored but still know they want chads
I've been using Tinder for 3-4 weeks now, I'm decently fit (i run heaps), have my own car, motorcycle, have a job. But I'm about 6/10, average as fuck.
Only have about 8 matches, none replied to me first, some didn't reply at all even if i sent a message. Feels bad knowing good looks mean everything.
latsbrah is ugly
if you can find somebody who looks like Gandy but who isn't famous, you'll get results
>t-that guy is considered ugly
Well shit. no wonder i hardly get matches and none initiate the first point of contact with me when I'm 6/10.
i didn't want to go over the top and put a male model, shit would be too obvious, and the least i could know is that although he has a shit face, his looks can be achieved(with surgery)
>i didn't want to go over the top and put a male model,
I was reading up about Tinder, and apparently all the most swiped / popular profiles on tinder are basically all literal male models.
I always found latsbrah looks weird, pic related is the standard Chad by now
I've tinder for about 6 weeks, would say I look pretty good. I swipe right to about 150 faces a day and got 50 matches total, 3 girls I met and got one blowjob out of it.
I'm still figuring out how to speak with chicks on tinder, but doing statistics is extremely hard, because I think a lot of the girls don't actually intent to ever meet up - some may even have a bf and just look around.
My current approach is to talk not much, try to spark emotional peaks, exchange numbers early - yes I know, no real revelation there.
Just don't waste your time if she doesn't respond to the number exchange, cut it off if nothing comes from it.
Why does everyone think Gandy is the hottest guy out there? His Jew nose really takes a lot out of his face.
Don't get me wrong, he's still like an 8/10, but there are way bigger Chad faces out there.
>tfw ugly as fuck chubby neet hikikomori who whacks off all day
>more matches than i can count
>fucked a fatty
>realized I don't get a fuck anymore and just ignore the new messages/matches I get
>'ve tinder for about 6 weeks, would say I look pretty good. I swipe right to about 150 faces a day and got 50 matches total, 3 girls I met and got one blowjob out of it.
Why the fuck do people like you even come here? you brag posting piece of shit.
I'm suddenly a 5/10 because I'm not as thirsty as you are and fucking smelly fat bitches?
>Except women love that body, don't lie to yourself.
No, he took it way too far. Athletic ottermode is attractive but he has an awkward bodybuilder physique but without even having any balance to it. He looks ridiculous, like he'd be easy to knock over because most of his weight is on his upper torso.
I'm sure he'd be a hit with bodybuilder chicks, but normal women will think he looks dumb.
>WAAAAHHHHH WHY WON'T SOMEONE FUCK ME
>hehehehe like I'd settle for a fatty
To women, you're lower than a fat chick.
what the fuck, I just said I swiped right to about 5000 girls and got 1% of matches. Plus two of the chicks I met were fat by all standards.
(And I came here after starting to read up on redpill content)
Except you are wrong, i see guys like him in Australia regularly fucking and dating girls who are literal 9/10's even without make up. Don't lie to yourself.
>I'm supposed to be as much of a degenerate as you are and settle for literal scraps.
No thanks. Get some self respect and dignity.
Made a Chad profile and did this a couple of times. After like 4 days had about 300+ matches. Weird thing is making them go to places you know, and i even admitted that I was a celebrity 'in town' and to Google my name and shit (model for something like Gucci) and she still fell for it. She was 7/10 and supposed uni graduate.
The male model male is not a myth.
>created an account for myself
>only post 2 pictures, one blurry, and the other being a close up
>not really a robot, but not the hottest guy out there
>the amount of matches were abit on the low side, 1-2 per day, sometimes now
>add a new picture of the car that i drive
>matches are more constant
>still no one initiates chats but me (not the case with chad account)
can money compensate for looks? mind you, am fat.
>mfw fat chicks and uggos play hard to get
>dont even bother texting them anymore since i can use that effort to potentially bag a chick that wont make me throw up after i fuck her
>can money compensate for looks?
No, unlike you i ride a motorcycle and still don't get people to initiate chats like chad does.
how are you this delusional? you ever seen a chick's tinder? every time they swipe right they get a match. you think they're going to single you out to message you first? are you genuinely this stupid? all you need is an ounce of common sense to see that unless you're some male supermodel you should just shoot them the first message.
Could only find this relevant screenshot I shared with a friend but basically afterwards is "hello when you coming?" Then it was gone. Not that entertaining, but quite eye opening.
It doesn't matter what it sounds like, at the end of the day it looks like an ugly pile of shit regardless of cost. A women would rather prefer getting inside of something like a AMG c63 then that pile of garbage. Also I'm almost certain, a female would rather sit on the back of a sports-bike that has 200WHP under it's fairing with chad the driver, then sit on some truck looking thing.
and i can bet your ass you think girls don't know how much cars cost, unless you live in the middle of nowhere, but where i live, ALL THE FUCKING GIRLS know how much a car costs, a c63 is trash tier since its cheap crap, same goes for motorcycles.
next think you know you're gonna tell me ricers get all the god damn cunts in the world.
Not my fault bikes make women get wet, don't throw all your anger over here buddy. If anyone the kids who think they are top shit for owning something that was expensive and think everyone should bow down are far fucking worse.
Sorry, but I've traveled all over, actually. America, Brazil, Germany, Russia, Serbia etc.. Girls didn't know jack shit about cars and only knew of cars and got wet over cars such as the Ferrari, Lamborghini, etc.. As for bikes, they all got wet over them, and always (which I've seen) is beg for a ride on the back of them.
Bikes also aren't as cheap as you claim, especially on where you live as well. When bikes can easily go over the 50k+ range. Where picture related you are looking at 30k.
it's funny, I'm the exact same type as he is (except I'm obviously less handsome)
You give them real photos after they already invested in you.
Congrats, now they have to give you a proper shot instead of blindly swiping away.
Mind you this means using more ambiguous pictures that might be you rather than random models.
Robots, what are the best ways to appear Chad-like? I'm willing to lie, cheat, steal to wet my dick and I only want 6+/10 bitches.
I will post success pics and progress in these threads so we all can get gooey girlgrinders.
yeah girls hate g wagons.....
fucking idiot lol holy shit the only people who drive g wagons are girls married to rich guys, or have rich dads
sometimes saudi trash might drive them too
again, 50k is cheap compared to 220k. 220k being in the range of super cars by the way, talking about mclarens/lambos/ferraris. i frequent european countries and cunts know how much my car costs.
that guy looks like he has an IQ of -50.
>again, 50k is cheap compared to 220k. 220k being in the range of super cars by the way, talking about mclarens/lambos/ferraris. i frequent european countries and cunts know how much my car costs.
Doesn't matter, girl's love bikes. And that's spending 30 thousand on something people consider as nothing more but a leisure item. You also cant ride it every-day 24/7 especially if it's snowing like you can of that of a car.
Women see dollar bills and know you've got money to spare spending 30k a pop. That looks better, sounds better, and is way faster then your rape mobile.
if you have never driven, your can keep your shit opinion to yourself, don't really care about the majority of people that drive it.
am gonna tell exactly how it feels to drive it, a fucking fast tank.
You know when you are chatting to them and something pops into your head but you are afraid to say it?
Well thats exactly what you send, as long as its not totally rude and off-putting.
If it forms into a witty joke, thats a sure winner.
Lats bro is not a Chad, dude. He is a prime example of why you should never grow long hair unless you have a strong jaw. He has a very weak jaw (that picture makes him look like he has a nice jaw, but trust me it's not if you look at him face-first). He looks like a female with long, feminine hair.
He is also way past the threshold of muscular attractiveness and is firmly rooted in "too big" territory.
He also has a very ugly face.
All Chad needs to be Chad is an attractive face and average or better body. It's really all about the face and "fun" with most women. Women care more about personality and they want you to be "fun" i.e. they want you to have high social status and do randumb spontaneous shit and surround yourself with many people who want to be around you. Lats bro is nothing like that.
I knew a guy in high school who rode a motorcycle, played guitar, smoked and did all the other generic cool kid shit. he wasn't a poser though, he actually took care of his bike and was good at guitar. could never get a gf though cause he was awkward and had a weird face.
Alright, post your body and face. I'm eager to know what a legitimate chiseled face hard bodied chad looks like.
Yes, and we all know a girl who had a fancy car that couldn't get a girlfriend and had a awkward and weird face too.
Here is a prime example; >>25577499
>tfw you're getting a new s1000rr in the spring
It's a good feel lads.
? Nothing in my post says that I look better than him. I am on /r9k/. I'm just saying that your experiment failed because you used an ugly dude. Try it in real life if you don't believe me. Just bring his picture side-by-side with this guy and ask which 1 women prefer. They will pick the small due with short hair, nice face, slightly above average body, every time. Look at lats bro's face. He is fucking ugly.
pretty cool of you to project onto me. as i have stated before, am not a robot, i have had girls/gfs before, i posted that story to show that a car can get you more girls on tinder dumbass.
Yet here you were crying about girls not initiating contact with your fat ass even though you have an ugly jeep that's overpriced and most women will have no idea what the fuck it is.
Mate has a red 2015 S1000RR, real fine bike that made me erect. Especially the way it auto-blips on downshifts automatically for you and requires no clutch.
>Just bring his picture side-by-side with this guy and ask which 1 women prefer. They will pick the small due with short hair, nice face, slightly above average body, every time. Look at lats bro's face. He is fucking ugly.
Are you sure that's not just who you'd pick?
i don't think you understand tinder, and how its mainly about looks, the only thing that i have said is that when i posted the car picture, i got more responses.
shit son, in reality i can just go cruise, open my window and get numbers, my looks are average yes, but my way of talking + car helps me a ton.
I understand tinder a lot, since i use it and get matches daily. Women are all materialistic and even though you claim to be in a country or some sort of third world European where girls supposedly know your jeep and the cost still hasn't helped you out. Seems your car is a flunk, better sell it and take back your parents entire life-savings.
> the only thing that i have said is that when i posted the car picture, i got more responses.
See:>still no one initiates chats but me (not the case with chad account)
You are not only a fat bag of shit, but you were pathetic enough to create a fake Tinder with someone else pictures.
I'll try not to blow your windows apart at a red-light when i rev my Yamaha.
You guys don't get it. What matters more than physical attractiveness is presentation. Use a picture of a 7/10 guy in a normal standing position and you'll get some interest. Put a surf board in his hand and put him in water and you'll probably see a threefold increase in interest.
i live in monaco, a place where your shit yamaha won't even be looked at for a millisecond. tinder doesn't equate to reality.
ugly chicks intiated talks to my chad account, none of the 7+ did. i don't need a fucking tinder account to get girls, i can go out like a normal human being and socialize and get girls without the use of an app, unlike some people.