Who /SuckAtFlirting/ here? >Be attractive >Girls hit

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Who here /usedlikeadoormat?

>tfw girls only use you for your motorcycle
>tfw they sleep with you and fuck you like you're nothing
>they treat you like a piece of meat and you get passed around women to women like a blunt

Ever made a cat purr?

Just gonna put this out there, having socially awkward guys try to flirt with me while I respond with cold indifference is my fetish. I love toying with clingy dudes.

>>25576420

K-kik me p-please

>>25576266
Pretty much all of us.

>>25576448
What's your username on there?

Yes, this is an original comment.

>>25576294

But if you're a manly motorcycle man they probably assume you're doing the whole gas, grass or ass routine?

>>25576420
Thats what i mean. Actin like a cat. Youve got to show the cat whos the boss by physical size (briefly!) Then back off


Take a lesson from this video at 215... watch how the girl acts genuinely disappointed she doesnt get raped (after faking being scared)

https://youtu.be/uqhKTwZJo7c

>>25576420
>>25576448
M-me too please

>>25576718
Well jeez, you gotta give me your Kik username then.

Also girls act like the gaurd in this 30 sec video when theres a sexual threat present.

https://youtu.be/l4UFQWKjy_I

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>>25576266
>match with cute girl on tinder
>both going to same show
>get nervous drunk, not super drunk, but just enough to calm the nerves
>try and meet up
>walks past me a few times while i awkwardly try and get in touch
>doesn't see me
>"i'm at the front of the stage anon"
>find her and yell her name
>she doesn't hear me
>try and tap her shoulder, but kinda drunk and surrounded by people, trip accidentally tap her on the head
>"oh hey, i've never really been to a concert like this before. kinda cool"
>"are you really drunk"-girl
>"no are you?"-me
>silence
>"what did you go to school for?"-me
>"psychology and philosophy"-girl
>"oh that's awesome. who's your favorite philospher"
>"I don't wanna talk about that"
>Silence for 2 minutes while she talks to her friends etc
>say see ya
>never talk to her again

normie women are fucking scum

>girl starts talking to me and shows interest
>don't feel like I deserve it
>scared of girls anyway
>fake laugh like a retard and say something stupid before leaving abruptly and sitting at home by myself contemplating suicide
>occasionally masturbate to the thought of them being my gf
I wish I could just b myself

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>tfw researching what flirting even is and don't really get it

Bisexual here. I don't understand why but I'm terrible at flirting with women but I'm fucking A+ at flirting with men. It's strange since I do consciously try my best with both.

>>25576873
>Bisexual

nice made up sexuality.

it's just an impulse disorder btw :^)

>>25576448
>>25576718
Where'd you two go? Just gonna leave me here and not let me play with you?

Give us a pic first

>>25576420
you're broken

>>25576266
Oh shit you reminded me of this story
>senior year of high school
>senior skip day, but parents make me go
>last class of the day, has like 5 people in it
>teacher makes us help set up an art show that is being put on in the cafeteria
>set up some shit but then get bored and start to look at the exhibits.
>bend over to read a poem next to a painting when suddenly I am poked in the shoulder and hear a "boop" noise
>short girl, glasses, brown hair, 7/10 who Ive never seen before
>Think that it's someone whom I've met and simply forgotten about, I say HEY loud as fuck
>she seems unfazed by this burst of beta rays and begins talking to me about art and shit
>Have absolutely no artistic ability to speak of and am not interested in art whatsoever
>but she's cute as fuck
>so cute, in fact, that I start to get a boner
>I quickly become Mr Pockethands but she looks down right as I start to get it
>pretty sure she saw because she makes a little noise and quickly looks up
>she keeps talking to me for some reason
>She asks me what I would like to draw
>again, not creative in the slightest so spaghetti oozes out of my pockets
>"uhidunno"
>proceed to fucking tell her that I have no artistic ability for some dumbshit reason
>"then why are you here?"
>"because my teacher forced us"
>"oh"
>just then her teacher calls her class over to leave
>she goes to shake hands
>I stand there shaking her hand like an idiot waiting for her to tell me her name
>"Name?" she asks
>fuck
>sperge out my name and she tells me hers
>after that she leaves
a-at least I'll never see her again

>>25576294
I would love for your problems to happen to me.

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R8 me my friend

I got laid by saying

>"I dont know how to flirt"

To a girl, while smiling. She was all like "Hoho, then ill teach you." because she thought i was flirting by saying that.

She later realized i was an autist, but it was too late.

>>25576266
Me, I can't flirt for shit.

>be at work
>bored as fuck
>have bitch face as always
>qt passes by
>stare her down
>"hey, you should smile!"
>see same qt walk by
>hey
>hey she says smiling
>see same qt at a different store hanging out, one where I was gonna by a bottle of water from
>"Hey, I never got your name..."
>I'm probably blushing real hard
>Femanon
>I'm anon

And I left the store after and never spoke to her again. Probably because she supposedly has a kid and is married.

>>25577183
I'll message you one with a timestamp.

>>25576294
Sounds like your living the life friendo

>>25576420
Hi Nona, you cold bitch.

>>25576937
Fuckin hetero and homo sexuality are made up.
To imply that the physical characteristics of either gender attract you is a fucking social development. Men just want to have their dick rubbed and women just want to shove things in themselves. Any semblance of attraction to genders is manufactured.

>>25577372
I think you've got me mixed up with someone else.

>>25577108
reeeeeee
[email protected] because there is no way my kik bullshit is being posted here

>tfw can't talk to pretty girls without flirting with them

Help. It's just instinctual. I'm so weak.

>>25577503
Chad pls leave now

>>25576420
are you a gay
bloxxxxxx

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>>25576294
>complaining about getting ass

>>25576420
I'll be cold and emotionally unavailable to you.

>>25577435
I emailed you.
>>25577536
No.
>>25577587
I think you got that backwards, kid.

>>25577611
I'm not a kid and I'm not a wizard...

>>25577611
i can't actually reply using that email site desu but I could use a different one if you prefer not to tell your username etc

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>>25577256
Im so fucking sorry anon

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>no girl has ever hit on me

>>25577681
Alright, I sent you my username.