>>25576266 >match with cute girl on tinder >both going to same show >get nervous drunk, not super drunk, but just enough to calm the nerves >try and meet up >walks past me a few times while i awkwardly try and get in touch >doesn't see me >"i'm at the front of the stage anon" >find her and yell her name >she doesn't hear me >try and tap her shoulder, but kinda drunk and surrounded by people, trip accidentally tap her on the head >"oh hey, i've never really been to a concert like this before. kinda cool" >"are you really drunk"-girl >"no are you?"-me >silence >"what did you go to school for?"-me >"psychology and philosophy"-girl >"oh that's awesome. who's your favorite philospher" >"I don't wanna talk about that" >Silence for 2 minutes while she talks to her friends etc >say see ya >never talk to her again
>girl starts talking to me and shows interest >don't feel like I deserve it >scared of girls anyway >fake laugh like a retard and say something stupid before leaving abruptly and sitting at home by myself contemplating suicide >occasionally masturbate to the thought of them being my gf I wish I could just b myself
>>25576266 Oh shit you reminded me of this story >senior year of high school >senior skip day, but parents make me go >last class of the day, has like 5 people in it >teacher makes us help set up an art show that is being put on in the cafeteria >set up some shit but then get bored and start to look at the exhibits. >bend over to read a poem next to a painting when suddenly I am poked in the shoulder and hear a "boop" noise >short girl, glasses, brown hair, 7/10 who Ive never seen before >Think that it's someone whom I've met and simply forgotten about, I say HEY loud as fuck >she seems unfazed by this burst of beta rays and begins talking to me about art and shit >Have absolutely no artistic ability to speak of and am not interested in art whatsoever >but she's cute as fuck >so cute, in fact, that I start to get a boner >I quickly become Mr Pockethands but she looks down right as I start to get it >pretty sure she saw because she makes a little noise and quickly looks up >she keeps talking to me for some reason >She asks me what I would like to draw >again, not creative in the slightest so spaghetti oozes out of my pockets >"uhidunno" >proceed to fucking tell her that I have no artistic ability for some dumbshit reason >"then why are you here?" >"because my teacher forced us" >"oh" >just then her teacher calls her class over to leave >she goes to shake hands >I stand there shaking her hand like an idiot waiting for her to tell me her name >"Name?" she asks >fuck >sperge out my name and she tells me hers >after that she leaves a-at least I'll never see her again
>be at work >bored as fuck >have bitch face as always >qt passes by >stare her down >"hey, you should smile!" >see same qt walk by >hey >hey she says smiling >see same qt at a different store hanging out, one where I was gonna by a bottle of water from >"Hey, I never got your name..." >I'm probably blushing real hard >Femanon >I'm anon
And I left the store after and never spoke to her again. Probably because she supposedly has a kid and is married.
>>25576937 Fuckin hetero and homo sexuality are made up. To imply that the physical characteristics of either gender attract you is a fucking social development. Men just want to have their dick rubbed and women just want to shove things in themselves. Any semblance of attraction to genders is manufactured.
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