I fucked up big time today > be me > 18 year old autist

go on, did she text you?

>>25575481
She did. I'll get some screen shots if you want

>>25575550
Sure. Not likes there's any good threads going right now, could be good for a faff and a laff.

How is this a fuck up? I mean sure shes too young for you but at least you can practice talking to a girl. I'm sure shes just excited to make a new friend.

>>25575550
post her pics, lad.

Excuse me, you "fucked up big time"?!
You just got yourself a loli!
Congratulations, my friend!

>>25575606
Need to get them off my phone then. Keep thread alive

>>25575367
Just block her when she texts you. Problem solved.

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>>25575550
>>25575367
Hell yes brother, please do post the screen captures, that would be whack!

>>25575367


shit OP.


are you good looking in any way?

just don't touch her and don't ever be alone with her and don't let anyone find out you're talking to her and you might not get arrested

>>25575367

Just stay friends?

If she initiates anything illegal tell her to stop it because you don't want to go to jail.

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Sorry guys phone died here's the first I took

>>25575865

atleast see where it goes, just make sure her parents are cool before you try doing anything with her and they'll respect you if you meet them first and be upfront and honest, thats how it works as a normie, don't listen to anyone here you have the oppurtunity for a qtpi gf

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Second screenshot I took

>>25575865
FBI!!!!!
HELP!!!
blox

>>25575972

a cute young girl is into you and you're shutting her out like the complete faggot you are

stop being a loser and talk to her

>>25575972
Dude don't waste this oppertunitie, it might be your last to get a qt virgin wife

>>25575865
Just a stupid question OP, she knows you're not underage right?

>>25575865
>>25575972
Need a picture anon, and how old are you?

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>>25575933
chance for a qtpie or a bigger chance to get his ass pounded in prison

>>25575865
>sent you a emo
oh shit

you fucked up lad

run while you can

>>25575972
it's over

she likes you

>Wuu2 ^_^
aaa my heart

>>25576010
Dont have any pics of her. I'm 18.

>>25576007
She knows

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>>25576019
>tfw no qt gf doing qt things

just kill me senpais

>>25575972
You can use her to meet her older friends, she probably doesnt want you as a m8, just as a friendooo

Dont spit out the truth she could use it against you.
Just fuckin ignore her.

>responding at all

you're fucking up as it is dipshit

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Hahaha, you absolute amazing adorable faggot

You're giving her all these terse Clint Eastwood replies and she's eating it up

The way you are talking to her now is exactly how I get laid on tinder

OP get out as politely as possible. Just explain to her that your age gap is a little weird right now and literally illegal. Don't be a dick about it though be polite, she seems like a nice girl. If you want you can try and stay in contact with her for the next few years then pick it up when she's legal but that seems like too much effort to me.

>>25575972
Flirting is not illegal dude, just see how far can you get

>>25576068
END IT PETE

why don't you just be her friend?

>>25575865
>>25575972

Jesus fucking Christ, just block then number and forget about it. You're making things worse you fucking sperg

>>25575865
>>25575972
WHY DO "NORMAL" PEOPLE WRITE SO AUTISTICALLY HOLY SHIT
AND WHY DOES WRITING WITH PROPER ENGLISH MAKE SOMEONE AUTISTIC

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Got a couple more. Sorry it's taking so long guys my phone is shit.

They are framing you OP, trust me.

Not really, but I'm kinda paranoid considering a girl tried to blackmail through qt texts last year, it wasn't a similar situation but you never know.

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>Wuu2 ^_^

SO
FUCKING
QT

>>25576198
>anylise

what the fuck, are you like 16?

if so just fuck her man jesus christ you're the worst

>>25576198
Holy fuck she is so pushy
a-are all qt's like this?

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>>25576176
>WHY DOES WRITING WITH PROPER ENGLISH MAKE SOMEONE AUTISTIC

only nice guys write in proper english

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>>25576019
>this original feel

>>25576198
Whats' you're major, OP?

>>25576227
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE I DONT WANT TO BE LABELLED AS THAT BUT FUCK WRITING IN THIS TEXT TALK BULLSHIT SECOND ENGLISH LANGUAGE

>>25575865
>>25575972
>>25576198

Post a picture of yourself, OP. I feel like you have to be at least an 8/10 for a girl to pursue you this heavily. Prove me wrong.

fuck it meet up with her. Its not illegal unless you put it in her.

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>>25576198
>she wants to meet again

Be careful here.
Be her friend, but do not go further

don't break her heart ;_;

Why don't u have a seat over ere m8?

Seriously, what is it with teenage girls not sensing autism in 20 something men? Most married spergs I know who didn't become beta providers hit it off with teens and married them.

Come on let her call you, you're being a dick to her, and all this shit isn't even her fault

>>25576113
>Clint Eastwood replies
dead on. you nailed it.
>>25576252
Agreed

>>25576250
In britbong college so I don't have a major. But I study english, philosophy and Media. Pretty pathetic imo

>>25576256
Yeah but you're fucked if she even says you did, op make she one of you brings another friend at least plus record the entire thing for proof

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>>25575367
just reported this thread to the FBI and im a normie :^)

>>25575367
>britbongistan

well, it's not like your age of consent isn't 9

>>25576299
>paranoia
people don't just ruin eachothers lives for fun and you would know that if you left your house

>>25576198
This is how you flirt with girls? You might as well write "I am a pathetic virgin who has never spoken to a girl before"

>>25576299
Fuck that noise.

OP just tell her when you'll be on the bus again.

Tbh this is the most interesting thread of the last few days
Goddamn this place has gone to shit

>anon finally talks to a girl and gets registered as a sex offender
Like pottery

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>>25576314
Place around neck with other end tied to bridge. Jump off of bridge.

>>25576322
>implying I'm not like this because someone did something very similar to me

>>25576211
Britbongs hate ZEE'S.

YEAH I SAID ZEE.

>>25575794
Why do you think it matters what he actually does? There is no presumption of innocence for him in such matters. One baseless implication by a third party of anything inappropriate and he is fucked. He should get out of that situation asap.

Age of consent in England is 16, OP. You would only have to date for for 2 years first. I say go for it

>>25576369
fuck off with your subhuman English, it's zed :^)

God ACTUAL dammit.

Look, if you want to break it off with her and make her find you disgusting, just do the exact opposite -- how you probably normally talk to girls online:

1) Endless, stacked interview-style questions. "What foods do you like? Why do you like them? How often do you eat them?"
2) Tons of agreement, tons of "haha" and "lol". OH, TENDIES LOL! ME TOO, HAHA, LOL! XD
3) Lots of emoticons!!! And exclamation points! ^_______^

Eventually she'll be so bored that she'll jump on the cock of some 35-year-old who doesn't give a fuck about laws and rules. I hear that's quite a turn on.

>>25576314
Pretty sure the FBI doesn't give a shit about statutory rape even when it happens in the U.S.

>>25576198

Why the fuck does this kind of shit never happen to a guy like me. I mean not getting texted by an underage, but just a simple cool friendly girl that feels geniuinely interested in me, want to talk to me and even call me.


Is there an escape to this nightmare?

>>25576434
or just be like "i didn't know you were 14 it'd be super weird if i continued this correspondence"

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>>25576434
Just wait and see. I think I did.

If I was you I would keep on the side till she's 16

>>25576471

Fucking faggot just kill yourself, how does it feels that this 14yo seem more interesting and fun than you?

>>25576471
Calling bullshit, nobody is this fucking autistic

>>25576471
I can feel the secondhand autism here desu

>>25576506
It.. It gets worse

Uh chat her up bro

>>25576471
>I don't know what those are but maybe you can teach me

There is no way this is real. This can't happen unless OP is king chad or she's playing some kind of fucked up prank.

>>25576471
This whole thing is so fucking fake. Your story is retarded and there is no WAY a grill would talk like that to such a sperg. Also makes sense because you're taking forever with the screenshots.

Why are all the retards in this thread eating this bullshit up?

>>25576471
Teach her to solo mid

>>25576517
How could it possibly get worse?

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>>25576471
>Maybe you can teach me how to play

HARD LEFT, OP. MAKE A HARD LEFT.

common she's begging for the anon D

>>25576461
leave your house, don't be fat, have good hygiene. These are the only requirements to make this come true

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Last one. I'll update if anything else happens

>>25576471
this cant be real

and if it is what the fuck are you doing this on purpose?

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>>25575865
>>25575972
>>25576198

this whole threads pissing me off, you're bait has worked and heres your response

>you're a fucking autist by default for posting on this board
>you're shutting out someone whos interested in you because of muh 4 year age gap
>you dont realise that unless you're already a prime normalfag, this may be your last chance
>you block her out and respond to her like an autist because of, muh study, muh grades
>you fell for the further education meme and don't realise its connections that gets you a job

fuck off retard

>>25576536
makes sense OP what are you going to do now?
>>25576471
she sounds like a cute loli anime girl... too real to be true. like some incest imouto story with a hikki brother

>>25575367
No, question, hit it bruh, get her before the chads do.

>>25576539
Op needs to give her support
also a good dicking

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>>25576536
we're not, we're just bored and hoping there's an eventual payoff to this

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>mfw autistic incel NEETs are actually believing this shit

>>25576539
Did this nigga just say solomiid?

I'm calling bait. But I was indeed entertained!

>>25576570
you goddamn faggot this sounds fake as fuck. at least try.

Yo OP, if she's really 14, she was highly likely sexually molested. 14 year old girls don't come off this pushy and demanding of adult strangers they have just met unless they were fiddled with by an uncle somewhere along the line

so fair warning, you might be dealing with a crazy person

>>25576570
so, this really was ruse all along

man i really hoped this was real

>>25576579
Congratulations, you got trolled!

Fuck this shitty board desu

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This is now a time to pray to elmo.

All elmoist say your prayers!

Autism everywhere.

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>>25576623
>2016
>trolled

original comment familios

This stuff used to happen to me when I was younger. I was such an autistic retard yet cute girls would throw themselves at me. Nowadays I'm somewhat handsome and eloquent, but I never get these opportunities anymore.

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>>25576655
When elmo gives you dubs, praise him

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>>25576603
>implying an 18 year old looks like an adult
>implying 14 year old girls aren't hungry for it
>implying all women aren't crazy
>implying women are people
>implying
jesus man

>>25576655
Nice double dubs Elmo!

>>25576661
Sure they did. Obviously they didn't want to succ you.

>>25576680
oh I missed the part where OP said he was 18

I wish I was 18 again, I certainly wouldn't be spending time on fucking /r9k/. Not when there's so much great anime to masturbate to

>>25575367
Tyga pls

Pee pee poo poo original

This has to be a fucking bait. Are you actually retarded? You are turning away prime teen pussy because you're scared of the police? Is the US really this puritan?

>>25575865
>>25576198
>wuu2
>hw
what the fuck is this? can someone translate from teenagespeak?

>>25576808
Wuu2 - what you up to

HW- Homework

>>25576808
what you up to
homework
like he says homework in the line before she says hw

>>25576808
wuu2: What you up to?

hw: you fucking autist. Obviously means homework. Even teachers say it.

>>25576808
You need to get better at context clues

>>25576841
>>25576847
>>25576858
not that guy and I got it from the context, but I've honestly never heard that before either and I feel older than I ever have before in my life.

>>25576655
elmoooooooo000

>>25576906
you've never heard hw for homework before?
my teachers would write it on the board as an abbreviation it just seems pretty common sense

hopefully this post reaches you OP. Don't worry about it. There is nothing illegal with being friends with a fourteen year old. Talk to her, be friends with her, and learn from her. Don't lead her on though.

Your heart doesn't choose who it chooses. Just don't be too serious man ^.^

>>25576994
OP here. Fucking faggot

>>25575972
FUCKING AUTIST

also which country you live in? it may be fine according to laws

>>25576471
I can't tell if this is bait or not but I'm fucking rolling my ass off

>>25576660
>it's the current year
>original
kek
P.S. fucking redditfag

>>25576569
If only this meme were true.

OP here. I'm going to sleep now. Will update if anything else happens

>>25576737
Yes.
This would literally be classified as rape in the majority of the states.

>>25575706
>>25575750
Shit up maricas, get out of my board

>>25577188
No you fucking meme, what state do you live in? Look up your state age of consent laws and fuck this bitch if able.

In glorious iowa, an 18 year old can still fuck a 14 year old if the age gap is 4 years or under (as in, the 14 year old will turn 15 before the 18 year old turns 19)

Be the fat 40 year old CEO who fucks hot 20 year olds. That's king shit.

P R I M E
U
S
S
Y

700 days prior she would of been 12

dont be a fuckin pedo mate.

and stop saying autist...it gives us with it a bad name

you are just a creepy little cuck that has to prey on kids you obv know what you are doing is wrong..dont blame it on autism you fuckin bellend

i hope her dad knifes you in the face

>would of
Stopped smelling there desu.

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>tfw this whole thing is made of for those sweet, sweet, GBP
>tfw this board is so beta they actually believe this is real
Doesnt get more cuck than this

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>>25576434
>normall
God ACTUAL dammit.

Look, if you want to break it off with her and make her find you disgusting, just do the exact

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>>25576434
. OH, TENDIES LOL! ME TOO, HAHA, LOL! XD
3) Lots of emoticons!!! And exclamation points! ^_______^

>>25577397
>obv
found the normie

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>>25577900
>>25577909
what's going on here?

OC dank ass koosh

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I am 110% sure this is all a ruse

Why are you so scared? Just don't fuck her and you'll be fine, unless there's some law where you live that I'm not aware of

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>match with a girl on tinder
>its my bosses daughter

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>>25578164
Nothing ventured nothing gained friend.

>>25578164
>match with girl on tinder
>autismal rage
>call her a roastie and she's a barren slut hitting the wall
>have job interview the next day
>guess who