If I could become an attractive grill, I would spend every waking

>>25574631

Pass by my house first, touching used goods doesn't make me happy.

>>25574631
>fucking a whore
>getting a STD
No thanks family.

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>>25574673
>>25574754
I just want to make you all happy, I'm not trying to be a whore...

>>25574631
You'd probably feel different after about a year on pretty pills and titty hormones. Something about estrogen makes you vastly overestimate your worth. Or undervalue other humans. Maybe both.

>>25574631
If you were a girl, you wouldn't care about doing nice things for people.

>>25575159
It's like a homeless person telling another homeless person that if they were rich they would buy every junkie and hobo an apartment. If they were to actually get rich they wouldn't buy anyone else shit.

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>>25575082
Then the best way would be to find a robot, and devote yourself to him like a pure girl would do.

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>>25575225
C-can I do that...?

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>you will never fuck a gender-bent robot

I doubt it, your hormones will subconsciously make you crave the alpha of all alphas and you'll forget you ever made this thread.

>>25574631
if you had been born an attractive grill you would never even know about /r9k/

You can become an attractive trap, OP.
It wouldn't matter though. /r9k/ would think you're a slut.

>>25575204
You're right. It's like that lucky autist start-up billionaire probably lurking 4chan all the time, but doesn't even setup a NEET scholarship. Or an anime high school themed commune for us. Fucking selfish cunts.

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>You will never fuck a shapeshifting robot succubus

>wanting a used goods whore.

>>25575506
>Neet scholarship
>high school commune
For what purpose? the board is filled with failed normals, so it's not really worth it.

>>25575707
What do you mean? The thread is about charity to robots. Are you so thoroughly crushed in mind body and spirit that you can't understand the nobility of giving joy and hope to a 'failed' humang bean?

yucky normie nonsense

>>25575381
>>25575159
Is there no cure for the bitch disease?