G-guys She's going to come over to my home tomorrow and smoke weed with me.
Not only have I never been high before, but I've also never had a girl come over to my house either. I've already kissed her for the first time a couple of days ago.
Am I going to do it, robots? I think tomorrow will be the big day.
>>25572841
sage stop seeking attention you dumb normie you're fulfilling the stereotype
Wait 5 minutes between each hit or else you might get too high and go full aspie.
Now get the fuck out normie.
>>25572841
>>25572910
yeah don't try to impress her by toking a lot or some shit, just enough to be cool man.
dont want to freak out on this chick.
also it never works the first time anyway
just be honest and dont over do it.
also try not to think about me calling the cops you fucking CRIIMINAL
>>25572841
She's smoking because girls get horny when they smoke.
>>25572867
>>25572910
>I'm finally normal
>>25572841
Dont listen to this high powered austimos OP. You need to impress her by taking massive hits and frequently. Put a picture of her current facebook display in your underwear facing outwards youll know exactly why this is important after you get blazed.
Remember the most important thing is you act chad as fuck so just half smile and ask her "so how u feelin" frequently. This will make you look like a seasoned pot inhaler. Also make as much eye contact as possible she will probably shy away from look at your eyes but its important to maintain eye contact that way you will come across dominant as fuck. Maybe do some light touching so you can make her juices start to flow. Kinaesthetics and pot go hand in hand so her body will react much stronger to your hand touching her shoulders and sternum.
I believe in you OP you totally can do it!
>>25572841
>Not only have I never been high before
wew lad you're gonna have fun
>>25573226
We'll see if you're still saying that tomorrow lel. Everytime ive smoked with someone for the first time its been a really weird experience, even people who've smoked before.
>>25573300
I thought you killed yourself m8