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>tfw a beer make me dizzy
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>tfw a beer make me dizzy

who /weak/ here
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it's the carbonation, it fucks with how your body handles the alcohol
try wine or hard liquor instead
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I want my daughter, Jasmijn, to stop drinking. She's not even 16 and she's fucking up her brain and health. I want her to go medical school whens she's older, but when she keeps it up like this, that will never happen.
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>>25572106

Well hello old guy

>>25572064

I can drink until I can't stand and everyone refuses to believe I'm drunk.
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>Had 3 beers on christmas
>It was difficult to walk steady and soon after I felt like shit

THAT'S WHY I DON'T GO OUT MOM OKAY? GET OFF MY BACK!
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>>25572106
That's sad anon
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Wait, I thought alcohol was supposed to make you feel a bit dizzy. Isn't that where the word tipsy comes from?
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>>25572064
For new year I drank a whole bottle of wine and two beers and it did nothing for me other than make me more depressed. >tfwnogf feelings got too strong and pretty much cried myself to sleep while other people were celebrating new year together. I do not know how much longer I can take this.
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Eat food, drink slower, remember to breathe, stay hydrated.
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>>25572106

You must be an awful parent.
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>>25572175

It is, but a single beer shouldn't.
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>>25572106
>I want her to go medical school whens she's older, but when she keeps it up like this, that will never happen.

>but when she keeps it up like this, that will never happen.


Never say never anon.
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>>25572278

Not even a single beer on an empty stomach after not drinking for ages?
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Alcohol doesn't have an effect on me.
First day at university the people in my flat were all going 'out' and I said I would go because I don't want to be known not to try. Never had more than a sip of alcohol before.
>8 Shots of vodka
>2 Pints of Jack and Coke (Probably about 1/7th Jack each)
>Half a pint of beer but tasted like piss so didn't finish it

Had absolutely no effect, made me piss a lot though. The rest of them had about the same as me and were absolutely plastered.
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>>25572064
Did you drink on an empty stomach? If you're a skelly like me just eat a lot before you drink. On a full stomach I can handle 5-6 beers no problem but on empty 1-2 and I'm already buzzed kinda embarrassing but it is what it is
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Drank 4 beers and a bottle of wine just now. I don't really feel anything, just how I like it.

It's become harder and harder recently to sleep without dozing off with some intoxicants.
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>>25572315
don't ever drink on an empty stomach.
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>>25572106
You're literally just a shitty father dude. No wonder you're posting this here of all places. Like, how fucked up are you to be a father who spends his time on some mongolian frogposting bulletin?

Your daughter is clearly not living a contented life, and you're entirely to blame for this.

Before you cause her 'daddy issues' to spiral out of control, consider being a better person. Have rules, have guidelines, make sure she's either involved with the community, or is a part of extracurricular or sports at school.

In all seriousness she probably hates you. If you can't do anything else, at least be a friend to her.
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>>25572064
>tfw drink beers, then go to bed, only to wake up a few hours later and not be able to fall back asleep
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>>25572362
i eat a pizza before
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>>25572315
no unless its like a 22 oz double ipa
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>>25572315
Steel is the nastiest shit ever sold in a can. every single time I drink that shit, even if it's just half a can, I'm as sick as a dog with stomach cancer the next day
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>>25572391
Will fucking her solve her daddy issues? I need to give her more love, right?
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>>25572556
My girlfriends pussy tastes like rusty metal. I think it's because she has a roastie. Should I dump her?
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>>25572629
just eat her ass instead senpai
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>>25572688
Why? That's shitty. And besides, that's her job.
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>>25572629

That'd be the taste of blood senpai.
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>>25572140
>3 beers
You fucking light weight piece of shit
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>>25572281
nuedaretd ekk
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>>25572106
I know your pain. I told my wife's son that he should drink less but he punched me in the face and called me a faggot so I have to keep buying him alcohol. Last night I couldn't sleep all night because he partied with his friends in the living room (wife kicked me out of her bed in June).
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>>25572384

I do sometimes drink on an empty stomach. Then when the buzz hits I got dinner ready and the ethanol is all soaked up. Works for me senpai, you have to know what you're doing.

>>25572556

I wonder what the junk is that causes this.
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>>25572787
Why? Since when does my asshole bleed? Who are you anyway?
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>>25572963
So aggressive. Enjoy the alcoholism.
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>>25573295
>he punched me in the face and called me a faggot so I have to keep buying him alcohol
>wife kicked me out of her bed in June
That sort of sounds like my dad if I ever happened to have that rebellious teenage phase. He and mom haven't been sleeping in the same bed for over a decade now, still married and live in the same house though.
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>used to be around 290 lbs
>it took at least 4 drinks to feel anything
>lost tons of weight.
>one drink gets me tipsy now

I got hammered off of 3 rum and cokes at my family's Christmas party. Going to bars is a lot cheaper now which is kind of good.
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