You do her calculus homework
He makes her cervix go berserk
Bumping
IDC how unoriginal this comment is
he fucks her until she sees stars
you fap to her dot rars
No one will ever love you while he'll love no one.
Friday night -- you're on /pol/, trying to get "redpilled"
She's on a date with chad, waiting to be drilled
>>25571830
>you graduated from elementary
>your best friend lies in the cemetery
itt : /fit/ in English 101.
>>25572021
>/fit/
Leave failed normie
>>25572115
>doesn't understand what i said or deliberately chooses to misinterpret it
>implying anyone wants a dummy like you here.
>you bought her fifty red roses
>her legs are the Red Sea, Chad's dick is the Moses
>>25572222
This one's pretty good
You deserve the quads
>Chad gets up in that pussy stench
>all you can do is post photos of the mask wearing grinch
>Chad is known as the eater of her pooter
>To her you're nothing but a future school shooter
>all over her, chad's cum will spray
>it ain't me starts to play
>>25571687
>He makes her cervix go berserk
>you worry about the price of your stocks
>chad continuously fucks her box
>your doctor tells you that you have cancer
>chad's dick is her only answer
>>25571687
He makes her cum in regular intervals
I didn't add plus C to all her integrals
>>25571687
You cry and you whine like a beta bitch boy
Chad slams that pussy and makes her his toy
>>25571687
You've only seen boobs on the computer
YEsterday Chad stuck it in her pooper
>>25573151
i love this meme. its so funny because the name of the song isn't even "it ain't me". its fortunate son.