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>today
>just felt really sad and lonely
>black chad who is most popular in school and hangs with group of other chads and literally gets all girls comes up to me and tells me he needs to talk to me later
>ready to leave and he asks for my phone number to tell me tonight
>literally never spoken to this guy ever
>realized his chad friends have started talking to me more frequently recently too

What will he text me?? What if he invites me to the Chad groupchat? What if he invites me to party with him or tell me girl likes me?

or.... what if he wants to use my house to party? my house is notorious for being a "great party house". i've been used before

if it's the last one im calling it quits robots, will update when he texts me
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Just fuck up my life senpai
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>>25572041
Tell this fucking nigger to go suck his friends dick
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Unlucky man D:
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>>25572109
This Anon
Fuck those normies tbqh
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>>25572041
rip anon that is cold
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Say, and I quote
"You sir, are an illiterate, beggarly, whoreson, mongrel, plebian knave, who hath collected upon thy body, filth that Satan himself cast from his court in disgust."
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>>25572041
Tell that nigger to fuck off
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>>25572041
Liam jack Cole Jerome Denis

Winter formal
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>>25572555
trips have spoken. You know what you must do.
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>>25572041
Oh no, not the winter formal1!11!
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>>25572041
we still see the letters bro
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>>25571615
>what if he wants to use my house to party?
Go for it. People always show their gratitude in various ways. At the very least, you can expect free drugs and booze.
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>>25572606
So incriminating!
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>>25572041

XDDDDDDD

"But tah-rone, ma house still smells of vomit aftah last time wes had a parteh..."
"Oh, yeah, no I know this guy. He cool."
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You say you have been "used before". What happen?
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theres all kinds of ways you can tell him to fuck off. be smart and say something witty. hes just using you as a resource. have fun with it
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>>25572577
None of those names are right lol

Idk why i tried to censor winter formal, im senior in hs
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>having kingblackchad coerce you into letting him trash your house with his cliq of monkey brain normies
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>>25572041
I'd say yes if he'd pay me for it
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>>25572668
m8 that's clearly jack and cole.
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>>25572041
They are probably using you, but hey, what do you have to lose? Maybe you can get some new friends if you play your cards right that evening

You need to be in the group that makes the decissions for the party so you can plan with them. That way, everyone will think it was your party because you planned it and was the owner of the house
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>>25572041
This could be your chance to become a normie. Hide your fragile and valuable stuff and go for it.
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>>25572041
Chad gone trash up your place desu senpai. They'll try to persuade you on how "cool" you are but thy just gone use you for their own fun. They don't really see you as them, your just something they can use without trashing their place. Don join them no matter how persuasive and good talk they give you
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>>25572654
Some girls started talking to me then asked me for a party and used my house for a party and it almost got my parents arrested. after the party they completely stopped talking to me
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desu op you should just let them do it. you can make some friends and meet some cuties
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>>25572758
>>25572706

This so much. Unless you're a mean-ass motherfucker who can charm them or turn the tables on them, this won't help you in the least.
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>>25572706
Tyrone just wants in his house to steal all his shit.
OP people have died for less.
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OP don't do it!
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>>25572833

If he's not enough of a nigger to actually be popular amongst normal people that won't be the case.

He'll still trash his house though.
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>>25572041
DO

NOT

LET

HIM

DO

IT


or get ready to sit in your room like a kuck while he destroys your house
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OP, is this highschool? Tell him your parents never leave the house and ignore him.
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>>25572041
why don't you give us his number so we can troll him
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>>25573021
This desoo senpie
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>>25572922
dubs revel the truth

this is the smartest decision there is no way he will no
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Jack, cole and jerome don't give a Fuck about you they're going to trash your house.
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>>25573083
*know

here you go robot
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i tried to hint the outcome
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The first rule of house parties is to never throw one at your house.

Don't be a fucking idiot OP.
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cucked out of your house
ice cold
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>>25573113
OP you don't owe them any politeness or excuses
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>>25573113
>using niggerspeak memes

Stop revealing your power level
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>>25573113
whatever, just be sure he isn't coming to your house or you will suffer the consequences and he will try to through another party
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OP JESUS CHRIST DON'T DO THIS THEY DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU YOU WON'T MAKE FRIENDS THEY JUST WANT TO TRASH YOUR HOUSE
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>>25573113
if he trys to come into your house on the day he wants to through the party, don't let him in no matter what he says or does
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>>25573160
He actually does if he doesn't want to ruin his social status.

I don't like it either
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>>25573231
>caring about social status

normie
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>>25573113
Make it clear it's not happening OP or people will turn up to your house
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>>25573231
Get out of here faggot
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Thanks anons, I'm so beta I probably would have done it since the Chads would prob be able to convince me but a couple of weeks ago i nervously walked in a party really fast to get my friend (i wasnt invited even tho I knew everyone there) and the stacey host literally in my classes yelled
>"who the fuck are you?"
>she then asked "do you have weed or alcohol??" >"N-no" i told her.
>"well then get the fuck out of my house!" she yelled at me
>everyone laughed at me as i left the house embarrassed

most of those people there would probably be at my house so thats really the convincing factor
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>>25573163
>You sir, are an illiterate, beggarly, whoreson, mongrel, plebian knave, who hath collected upon thy body, filth that Satan himself cast from his court in disgust.
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>>25573267
no matter how many people come, no matter how much they knock DON'T. LET. THEM. IN
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>tfw so happy I graduated high school years ago and never have to interact with people and their social groups again
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>>25573113
I literally just watched the underage drinking episode of Sunny. Literally that, and all high school/college party tropes will happen to you.

OP don't fuck this up and be the beta. Tell that chimp to scat.
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>>25573336
>tfw you think that's a good thing
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>>25573316
>not snitching on them to the police after you left

Why
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>>25573316
rough shit senpai, you did good
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>>25573316
Fuck them, make sure you don't let them persuade you with allure of Stacies liking you. They give no fucks about you and just want to use and fuck up your house
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>>25571615
he bicurious brah
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>>25573254
>>25573282
>deliberately making school life worse for yourself

morons, its not about socializing, it's about not attracting negative attention
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Why on earth would you allow this.
What sort of fucking loser lets people use his house for parties? I cannot comprehend what sort of next level beta this is.

It's one thing to not be invited to parties. It's another to host a party for people who wouldn't care if you died tomorrow. You seriously think any of these people are going to become your friends?

Btw, to people saying that there are chances to make friends by accepting this deal, there is a distinction between HAVING YOUR OWN BANGING PARTY and gaining respect that way and BEING OBVIOUSLY USED FOR A GREAT PARTY.

No-one will respect you. What the fuck are you doing anon.
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>>25573505
i don't get shit for it

its kind of fun hiding though its like a game
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>>25573505
Complying shows weakness. You're showing weakness. The weak are picked on by the strong. Get a fucking backbone prick.
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Don't do it OP, that nigger will just destroy your house and take the piss out of where you live. Tell him to fucking do one
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>>25573846
retard, the point was about making excuses instead of telling them to fuck off bluntly, of course nobody would comply with shit similar to this if they were confronted with it.

edgy loners that try to appear strong just get ridiculed, I saw it happen all the time.
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So that's why the chads have been talking more to me recently. God im such a fucking loser
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>>25572041
loooool im done
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if op was a true robot he'd a find some other place that isn't his, plant some hidden drugs there and tell the nigger to throw yhe party there and call the police on them
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let them throw a party there
get drunk
have a good time
ask everyone to help you clean up in the morning as is common practice if you have ever been to a house party
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>>25572041
Ask for an absurd amount of money. You know very well bitches wont fall in your lab just for letting them use your house.
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>>25571615
I'd let them do it desu
Free booze and respect and shit
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>>25572041
Bro we go to the same school I think. Those guys are actually pretty cool.
Not sure if you smoke but Liam or Derek would almost definitely bring plenty of weed and shit
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>>25574851
there is no liam or derek lmao wrong school m8
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They are using you. You could get some kind of social life out of this, but they would always be using you.
Stay true to yourself my friend.
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is his name Herm? what kinda name is that?
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>>25572041
don't do it you are going to have your shit stolen.
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>>25575307
not op but how the fuck can you read that lol
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>>25576038
zoom in and read it
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>>25572041
I'm in fucking tears thanks for making my life.
How pathetic can normies get?
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>>25573021
This ohpee
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i don't really know how to respond, he sent me the date
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>>25573505
All attentions are good
Standing to assholes will only win you points in the end. Unless you're autistic
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>eh whiteboi we gon use ya house real quick, you got a problem?
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>>25574572
camila, stop.
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>>25578805
what do you mean by camila?
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tell this faggot to fuck off, People will use you if you let them. you will make friends eventually unless your a creepy retard
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