>browsing 4chan >jesus walks through your door >he says

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2016-01-07 22:24:22 Post No. 25571559
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Anonymous 2016-01-07 22:24:22 Post No. 25571559 [Report]

>browsing 4chan
>jesus walks through your door
>he says "Hello my child. I am the son of God. You may ask me one question."
>wat do?

Anonymous 2016-01-07 22:25:00 Post No.25571571
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Anonymous 2016-01-07 22:25:00 Post No.25571571 [Report]

Can you actually microwave a burrito so hot you can't eat it?

Anonymous 2016-01-07 22:25:18 Post No.25571579
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Anonymous 2016-01-07 22:25:18 Post No.25571579 [Report]

How do I get a gf, jewsus?

Anonymous 2016-01-07 22:26:09 Post No.25571601
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Anonymous 2016-01-07 22:26:09 Post No.25571601 [Report]

What happens after we die?

Bloxybloxymyproxy

Anonymous 2016-01-07 22:26:13 Post No.25571603
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Anonymous 2016-01-07 22:26:13 Post No.25571603 [Report]

>>25571559
You want to fucking knock next time you cheeky cunt?

Anonymous 2016-01-07 22:26:30 Post No.25571611
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Anonymous 2016-01-07 22:26:30 Post No.25571611 [Report]

do you regret dying a virgin

Anonymous 2016-01-07 22:27:09 Post No.25571631
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Anonymous 2016-01-07 22:27:09 Post No.25571631 [Report]

>>25571559
How do i divide by zero?

Anonymous 2016-01-07 22:28:43 Post No.25571667
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Anonymous 2016-01-07 22:28:43 Post No.25571667 [Report]

Why did you give me such terrible stats?

Anonymous 2016-01-07 22:30:12 Post No.25571706
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Anonymous 2016-01-07 22:30:12 Post No.25571706 [Report]

>>25571559
the winning lottery numbers for Saturday so I can go a buy a 1000 tickets.

Anonymous 2016-01-07 22:30:29 Post No.25571709
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Anonymous 2016-01-07 22:30:29 Post No.25571709 [Report]

Why did Bush do 9/11

Anonymous 2016-01-07 22:30:37 Post No.25571711
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Anonymous 2016-01-07 22:30:37 Post No.25571711 [Report]

>>25571559
>Flaming heart
>Jesus is R'hllor confirmed

Why do you hate Stannis?

Anonymous 2016-01-07 22:30:46 Post No.25571714
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Anonymous 2016-01-07 22:30:46 Post No.25571714 [Report]

I've always wanted to ask him this one question:
Why?

Anonymous 2016-01-07 22:31:34 Post No.25571734
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Anonymous 2016-01-07 22:31:34 Post No.25571734 [Report]

Why did you guys program man's biology to be inquisitive and smart enough to calculate religion to be false, yet you punish them for it?

Anonymous 2016-01-07 22:32:37 Post No.25571755
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Anonymous 2016-01-07 22:32:37 Post No.25571755 [Report]

>>25571734
It's a test to see if you'd stay faithful.

Anonymous 2016-01-07 22:33:39 Post No.25571774
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Anonymous 2016-01-07 22:33:39 Post No.25571774 [Report]

>>25571559
will i ever get laid?

Anonymous 2016-01-07 22:35:41 Post No.25571819
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Anonymous 2016-01-07 22:35:41 Post No.25571819 [Report]

>>25571755
..>BUT WHY? WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM??!?!?! THAT'S MY FOLLOWUP QUESTION!
You knew what you were doing.

Anonymous 2016-01-07 22:37:16 Post No.25571862
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Anonymous 2016-01-07 22:37:16 Post No.25571862 [Report]

>>25571819
Dunno, I'm not Jeezus

Anonymous 2016-01-07 22:49:24 Post No.25572097
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Anonymous 2016-01-07 22:49:24 Post No.25572097 [Report]

>>25571559
Will you still absolve the sins of man forever regardless of our actions and disbelief

Anonymous 2016-01-07 23:26:00 Post No.25572905
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Anonymous 2016-01-07 23:26:00 Post No.25572905 [Report]

Can you recommend me some forced crossdressing ahegao trap hentai?

Anonymous 2016-01-08 00:22:21 Post No.25574148
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Anonymous 2016-01-08 00:22:21 Post No.25574148 [Report]

>>25571559
We're having a party tonight. Wanna come?

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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/