who /hemorrhoids/ here?
>take a poop
>wipe my ass
>get really deep in there
what do I do?
get one of those proper pooping foot stools for a start. Western toilets are basically designed for suffering as it turns out. Really, shit will literally slide rite out if you change your poop position, friendo.
>they get inflamed and wiping is fucking painful but I don't wanna walk around with shitty ass so I have to bear it.
Just use a bidet/shower you anglo barbarians
if its your own poop, is it really that bad? It's just the extra broken down parts of food youve already eaten. the red blood cells probably have no problem with it. Maybe people with AIDs can have complications though.
I googled it and found this on Leddit.
"wounds typically get infected in places that do not have very good blood flow - these places are like seldom policed areas of the city where hooligans (bacteria) can have fun.
there is a lot of blood flow in your rectum - and all of it dumps into the liver - the detoxification center of your body. The combination of these two makes it hard for an infection to grow."
It's not actually the hemorrhoids causing the itching, it's the dry, cracked skin around your butt hole getting shit in the cracks and getting irritated.
Clean your butt with just cold water, no medicated wipes, they will just dry it out even more. Use a dabbing motion rather than a wiping motion. Apply a little mineral oil to keep it from dying out.
Unless some part of the colon turns into a breeding ground for critters not present elsewhere in the body.
Yes on the stool. What about a bidet or bidet-like addon to your poop rig? No harsh wipes or rough wiping. Cleanses gently.