>wake up >still not Geralt z Rivii >no life of adventure

>>25568557
'Geralt z Rivii' just means 'Geralt of Rivia'.

>>25568557
the fuck does all that nerd shit mean?

fucking loser

>>25568584
Yeah thanks for clearing that up bro, I don't speak Polish.

>>25568557
Why not become something like him? Get a van and travel

>>25568722
>why not just hunt demons bro

>>25568722
>Get a van and travel
Wew lad.

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>>25568688
>>25568722
>>25568744

All these consecutive dubs for my little old Wiedzmin thread

>>25568557
i wish i had scars all over my torso like his desu

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>Wake up
>Still not a cute anime
>No boobs
>No vagina or ladydick

>>25568802
I'll give you a scar if you give me one too, anon

>>25568557
You must prove that you are brave enough OP, if you do this, you will become Geralt.
What you need to do is go in a large forest and after you feel you have walked in deep enough find and wait. At 3.A.M start moving and try to make your way out. Make sure you also have your sword, you could never know what you may face in this adventure...

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>>25568557
yen is disgusting

>>25568722
I hope you mean horse. The scars and white hair is easily done. Geralt kills bad people half of the time so that's kinda doable. Meditating for hours on the spot seems like it would be difficult.

>>25569298
This actually makes sense anon. I can't become a witcher without facing peril.