>Tfw not enough money to be a sugar daddy

>>25567392
>tfw only spend about 3 waking hours at home a day, so no time to get a puppy

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>meanwhile, your oneitis is getting her pussy pounded by an old fatass

>you will never be a fat rich uncle and steal highschool Chad's oneitis with your ability to buy beer

>>25567417
>You will never be an old fatass who seends pictures of you fucking Stacy in the ass to Chad
>You will never make Stacy wipe out the semen of your cock and her pussy with a 100 dollar bill

>>25567629
Now that l think of it, the fat sugar daddies are roblts that couldn't find women