NO IT'S NOT
IT'S MY WHOLE LIFE THERE
>used to be able to get 10-20 kills in Mountain Blade Napoleonic wars back in 2012-2013
Highlight of my gaming career besides getting 1st on an obscure first person bullet-hell leaderboard. Also finshed legendary souls on Soulcalibur 5 in 12 minutes.
original reply commend desu RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
no, war thunder and I am unbeliavably awful. I just finished a battle and I was last on the scoreboard. I was WORST OF ALL PLAYERS.
I CAN'T IMPROVE. I NEVER WILL. I SUCK AND I LOSE. AND I M LOSER RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THIS IS HELL ON EARTH I AM ADDICTED TO A GAME I CAN'T PLAY I WANT KILLS
I fly only German planes for ideological reasons.
Welcome to the right thread.
I'm pretty amazing at Dwarf Fortress m8.
Played Counterstrike since 1.3, not even ranked in CS:GO, can't be bothered, I only play arms race for a few rounds and then get bored and do something else.
Remember video games aren't a real hobby, get a real hobby.
>I fly only German planes for ideological reasons.
Sucks that they censor the swastika in that game.
But German planes are alright, I haven't actually put much effort into unlocking them. I have mostly Russian and British.
The fact is though that the game is made by Russians, so you can count on there being Russian bias.
Its like World of Warships, also made by Russians, so they have a Soviet navy, despite the fact that the Soviets had like 5 ships during WW2 and they were all blockading Finnish ports for most of the war. Always count on Russian bias
i'm not blaming the game,
im just bad
I just died 5 times in a row and I accomplished NOTHING in those lives. I got nothing. I'm pathetic piece of shit that is so bad that I lose even in video games.
It's enraging. My eyes are watery and bloody. There's so much repressed anger in me.
>I fly only German planes for ideological reasons.
Are Nazis really so autistic that they can't have fun in video games if they aren't Nazis?
Almost everything today is degenerate.
I hate everything.
This, being third world is suffering.
>European and North american servers have too much lag to play decently
>Third world servers are full of brs or normalshitters who can't keep their mouth shut
>If there are two persons of different south american countries that had some sort of historic rivalry they will start arguing for hours (fucking argies and chileans are the worst at this)
I had a panic attack while playing Battlefield. I was playing conquest on operation locker and my whole team had died. We lost the checkpoint so they all had to respawn all the way back.
Idk I got scared. Maybe it was all the enemies around me and that I would certainly get killed. My heart was beating out of my chest and i started shaking. I saw one enemy coming towards the wall i was hiding behind and i quickly unplugged my xbox from the wall before he could get me. I cried for like 10 minutes after that.
>playing Red Orchestra 2
>53 kills, 0 deaths
>people are screaming that I'm hacking
>russian so uniform looks like it's covered in dirt
>laying on top of some sandbags and people somehow can't spot me
>do it every fucking round in that map
>only half a dozen people know about it and they occasionally kill me
>popular youtuber makes a video about the spot
>now killed everytime I go there
Yeah well fuck you too for ruining it for me.
>had the potential to MOAB
>outraging 'fake' headshots
Why, why to see how my life is bounded from success?!?!
>Playing against people way worse than me
All robots should do this, it's the best way to blow off steam
few posts are as original as this
Does anyone else feel bad when they're stomping in a game?
I've been playing Team Fortress for so long that I can wreck a lot of servers that aren't "enthusiast" servers and whenever I dominate some guy with no hats I always feel really bad. Like he's not going to enjoy the game anymore because I'm shitting on him.
only if they are really new at the game, like you said with no hats i guess
partially that is because i play games that arent too popular so im always in fear that the population will disappear one day
>tfw titanfall is my favorite new shooter of this gen
>tfw really enjoyed evolve and siege as well
>tfw halo is slowly dying
>everyone else on your team is dead
>they are all watching you until the next round starts
>study up match vids
>warm up in training mode
>go like 3-40 and every other person is some wifi shithead
>23 games of chess
It's because if I even lose one piece I just don't try anymore, I fucking hate myself.
I hate competitions in general. I work best under a good leader. It's because I'm too prone to assuming things and I make decisions too early and shit.
>playing Gears of War
>last man alive
>blow myself up with boomshot
>get called a fag in the lobby
>Try Mario kart Wii online
>Rainbow road first 3 times
>Every time its max players
>get 1st in every race
>one of the highest moments of my gaming career
>Literally get last place by far in every game after that
Play decent most of the time
every time i go something like 4/6
>Fucking noob, retard, l2p
Why are people so shit
>literally no help to the team
>can hear people raging at me in the lobby
>revive people even though they just get killed again
Really good at game
So good I could do really tricky maneuvers
Did really cool quick hit and tp'd away.
Turns out the person I hit was an admin
A really popular admin
Get banned for hacking
Can't get unbanned cuz everyone sucks admins dick
this, i had a guy shoot an entire lmg mag at my face and try to block my sight after i res'd him ~10 times inside a nade zone
Then he got rekt again and left
Videos on Youtube of people flipping out like this is hilarious. Nothing is funnier than watching people lose their shit and argue in Call of Duty lobbies. I used to live for that shit. It's god tier when the shit has NOTHING to do with you, and you just jump in the argument just for shits and giggles even though you're at the top of the leaderboards for that lobby.
>playing multiplayer shooters
I gave up on that long ago, I only play TF2 ocasionally but nothing serious, the real deal are on coop or moding single player games
War Thunder is pretty easy
I'm always on 1/3 spot on the team, even if I do terribly.
On planes, the key is to stay high and Boom and Zoom any fucker you see, then regain altitude and repeat. Don't bother playing bombers.
On tanks, you just stay in cover, angle your armor and snipe. I rack up 10 kills easily that way.
I play Arcade though. I can't stand the slow paced gameplay of realistic and it can be frustrating having shit teammates there
>traumatized by Tony Hawk games as a kid
>get incredibly frustrated trying to pull off trick sequences and failing dozens of times
>always play games on easy mode after that
>never have good enough internet or hardware for online multiplayer games until last year
>been playing video games for almost 20 years and still only mediocre
I loved them, or else I wouldn't have kept up the effort despite the frustration, but they were probably the only instances of me putting in lots of effort and getting frustrated by failure as a kid.
>killing the whole team with a grenade and the wall of names on the kill feed
>the whole lobby goes OHHHHHH
>this is what it must feel like to score the game winning TD in the NFL
>pull off a 1v4 clutch with everyone on your team watching
>start playing csgo
>bad, but figure ill get good
>laugh at people with 1000+ hours played and still not max rank
>a year later
>750 hours played
>not even close to max rank
My thoughts exactly.
Normally I can play games like Unreal Tournament really well, I even did pretty good in the new one that's in alpha, but in CS:GO I just get my shit wrecked everytime.
>playing a game on xbox live
>not doing so well
>a party of chads start making fun of me
>they start shooting at me, calling me names
>pretend like it doesn't bother me
this happened many years ago, I still remember their names.
>tfw when this is my best record on halo 5
>800 matches played
>still only slightly above average
REDDIT GET OUT REEEEEEEEE
>he found out my only post on reddit
>that i made 1 month ago
>on a thread that died
also you were on that page too, so
REDDIT GET OUT REEEEEEEEEE
>big team battle
>literally the most casual game type
>making comfy house on empty rust server
>just want to live comfy humble life mining ore and scavenging rad towns
>group of normie chads come to my house and blow up front of house and steal everything
>never play rust again
>internet far too slow to play multiplayer with other people
>could play with a friend who was prepared to accept my shitty ping, but not negotiate this with a random person
>You're the only good player
>Everybody blames you for losing
>all teammates are competent
>they are all exactly where I need them
>tfw team synergy
>completely dominate the other team
>team balance in the last 30 seconds, shoving you and only you on the other team
>Any real authentic Nazis past 1945
People just love to fuck shit up senpai
>Playing Touhou 15
>On point device mode
>Get to Clownpiece
0/99 on hell eclipse
DOES ANYBODY DO POORLY IN A VIDEO GAME AND THEN REMEMBER THAT YOUR FRIENDS WHO BEAT YOU ARE ALSO MORE SUCCESSFUL, TALLER, MORE ATTRACTIVE, HAVE HAD SEX AND RELATIONSHIPS, ETC?
WHAT THE FUCK? CAN I HAVE NOTHING?
>Play TF2 with my steambf
>whenever I kill him he has to masturbate for ten seconds over the mic
>the amount increases by another ten seconds per kill
>by the time we're halfway through I'm making him masturbate for a good two minutes into a pair of panties (he's a quickshot) and telling him that he's a dirty pervert over the mic
>go for a minute without killing him just to force him to edge
>by the time I do this once or twice he's intentionally letting me kill him so that he can keep touching himself
>let him finish and call him a good boy
We do this with a couple different games, usually I'll make some bet with him that he knows he's going to lose but he does it anyway.
Also no I'm not a girl.
>tier 4 in quake live after 24 hours playtime, high enough ELO to enter low level tourney's
>GE in counter strike
>used to play in pugs with tier 1 TF2 comp players (lol comp TF2)
>beaten every game I've bothered to play on the hardest settings
>rush through puzzle games in half the time it takes others
The only game I am not good at is the game of life.
The only thing you're good at is playing with your clitty?
>ace after ace after ace the other team
>reported! anon is hacking!
Same here. Yet one day I almost beat the cocky friend of a friend ( a frienemy) at a fighting game he owned and that I was playing for the first time.
I suck at shooting games, strategy games... you name it. I remember being average at halo 3 tho. Good times.
>successful musician living with gf
>mfw only 3000 MMR after 2000 hours of Dota 2
What the fuck, /r9k/? My teachers said I could become anything I wanted! I DON'T WANT TO BE A SHITTER WAKE ME UP (CAN'T WAKE UP)
>video games are fucking mind-numbing boring most of the time
An this is why you're a normalfag.
>kill after kill after kill
>Shit, what if they think I'm hacking?
>let them kill me once
>back to kill after kill after kill
Life is wasted by default no matter who you are or what you do, only thing you can choose is what to waste it on.
>Why? You ask?
Yes, the wondeful chaos of GTA 4's multiplayer... especially that fucking airport.
Why they have to jew themselves?
Mount and Musket, the original good mod, was way better than that pile of GLANCING SHITTTTT
>Tfw always high rank on every game i play
>Tfw i get bored rather fast because shit is barely challenging
Only game i keep sucking on is at Starcraft and thats because i dont like cheesing people
>tfw I always wreck everyone's shit
>tfw I have a pony emblem to piss people off
>tfw every round I hear "THAT BRONY FAGGOT IS HACKING"
Just started to play mw2 on steam after not touching the game for like a year. Before, I was really bad and struggled to be positive. Just played my first 4 games and got an ac130 in 3. Even managed to go on a 23 killstreak. I have no clue what happened.
On that thing it says you're only slightly above average. Nothin' special.
>mfw actually 1/0
Well perhaps more like 0/0/1
>4.2 KDR on planetside 2. Infantry only.
>Realize there's only so far I can go before I have to compete with people with 2 x 900 series cards pumping out 120 frames.
>100 dollar mouses tuned to perfection.
>Expensive headsets and soundcards.
>Connected players from other competitive scenes who have access to soft aimbots and other good cheats.
>Connected players with tight clans of good players and a mix of the above.
Man, fuck it. I'm going back to console.
Worse hit detection/graphics/shading than BF3, general gun/map imbalance, battlepacks, white/black camos being reserved for dice, rubberbanding when my internet is fine, lots of things.
Even with everyone complaining about BF3 I still loved it, I just can't bring myself to enjoy 4 though. They rushed it and it was a disaster. Feels more like 64p CoD than a battlefield title.
>play halo 4 online
>I'm average at best
>bro gets the game, I play a game with him
>after a few deaths at the start, I start dominating
>kill after kill after kill, picking up new weapons every 30 seconds, getting in vehicles for a bit
>not sure how I'm even managing it, almost every enemy that comes up to me gets my shields down, but I manage to come out on top somehow
>feel the pressure rising with each kill, thinking "the next one will probably get me"
>end the game with 41 kills and 3 deaths
>never try my best so I don't have to realize the limits of my skills
I just checked like 20 pages of the world rankingsbon multiple statistics because I'm an autist. You're not that great... but it doesn't matter. Just have fun with your game
Playable, just not enjoyable. Nobody plays the objective anymore either. I don't know if you played close quarters on 3 when it first came out but it was full of colonel 100s using the dirtiest tactics possible and spawn raping everyone. It's like that every game on 4, you either get put on the good team and steamroll or you get eternally raped. I have never had a single well balanced match on 4 but there were plenty of times on 3 and BC2 where matches got deadlocked because it was actually balanced.
>always put the smallest effort in every game I play
I wonder what would happen if I unleashed my true power unhinged.
Every game of rush devolves to baserape from one side or the other. Conquest usually devolves to baserape with the occasional exception one or two flags. TDM is eternal spawn rape, no need for explanation.
Every mode has more statwhores/tryhards/brazilians than I've ever seen in a BF game. They're more concerned about having good stats than enjoying the game. I'm fine if they want to circlejerk on their own servers but it gets annoying when they're on every single server.
>run up into a little room and wait for the russians to advance past
>shoot them in the back
>admin starts getting mad at me because ive shot him about 15 times in the exact same position
>im assuming he uses ghost mode to find me because he goes around the building to try sneak up o me
>shoots at my head as im looking out the window wrecking some scrubs
>i turn around
>he's working the bolt
>blast him with my mkb
>"you have been kicked from this server"
i wish I could see how buttflustered he was
>tfw exellent invader of worlds
>tfw constantly juke gank sunlight shitter squads
There is no better feeling then watching the world master flee for his life once you have slain his lackeys.
been playing dota since 2008, still cant break 4000 mmr
>been playing league for 3 years
>have constant lag of ping spiking to above 400ms
>barely play the game due to lag making me overly angry
>still in gold, not even stuck. Just don't play because the lag makes me angry
>play single player jrpgs instead while still wanting to play league
The only thing I can call a passion is me badly playing videogames. It really hurts knowing the one thing you've done your entire life you suck at. I I've put enough hours in one game and still can't get good at it. I can't get gud even if I tried
just tell them you're back pack is too heavy to carry them to with win screen
thats your own damn falt
H4 had a pretty fun BTB
this desu senpai
it's just missing the player base because most people forgot about halo after 3 then there was the whole MCC thing and people seem to avoid it like the plague and shitters are upset because no split screen
take your own advice you're in gold 1 scrub
Get the new battlefront. It's hilariously short on content, but it's fun to pick up every once and a while, and all the normies that are hooked kn the star Wars craze are trying their hand at gaming for the first time, and the servers are fucking filled to the brim with people that are retardedly bad. If you're an experienced gamer, you should consistently have a 2:1 KD ratio
i'm mediocre. i play a lot of different games so i never get that amazing at any of them. it's my main hobby too. i do other stuff though.
they're a timekiller, but more hobby-like than, say, tv. you can at least control things and be creative and improve at them. i'd say it's just as much of a hobby as like archery or shooting and i do both of those. just something to kill time and try to get good at and feel good when you do cool shit really.