grill here taking vocaroo requests go

"You're disgusting, now lick my feet"

>>25566323
hi anon I haven't seen you in ages
wanna fug?

read the navy seals pasta ASMR-style

>>25566355
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WOdnGwMQGx

>>25566357
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DpANAOkOOn

>>25566361
lel i will in a few minutes

>>25566412
hnnnng
thank you

"It's all over. Anything you do now is in vain."

>>25566361
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1aHcn2bVTwU

I fucked up desu

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>>25566473
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18dDpCJOxdk

Sorry this sucked senpai

>>25566323
requesting that you be my vocaroo gf

>>25566323
"This is my way of looking for attention, look, I'm a woman, Beta orbiters masturbate to my voice!"

Do it all in a loli voice, your normal voice sounds like 13 year old me.

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>>25566589
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18QeKUMpCmK

>>25566582
Thanks - this is very important.

>>25566589
It's just for fun. You're a sourpuss.

>>25566628
Lmao.
But why.

Do the dialogue from this plz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8jxgg6HKmc

>>25566638
fuck outta here with that white knighting. Tripfags need to kill themselves, along with this KC tier woman.

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Say "Please, take off your pants and let me massage your cock with my mouth till you fill up my tummy"

>>25566692
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ukE3cyEPhc

Your gonna have to type it out bruh

>>25566412
it's pronounced like "fugue" you stupid bitch

>>25566560
ahahahaha at least you delivered. cheers

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"Oh my oh my, this pizza stack that I got from Little Caesar's make my pussy so HOT-n-READY for anything...

I don't even think CHAD can compete with how good this pizza makes me feel.

*moan luciously*

Fill me with your cheese, Caesar."

"I love you. I always have and I always will."

P-please

>>25566739
no it isnt you fuck.

>>25566323

Do this:

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

>>25566713
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FHc1t0zlSA

:^)

>>25566722
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sPYclt8lKs

>>25566771

Are you stuffing your fucking face with Cheetos, what the fuck is that god-awful noise, shit

>>25566771
what the fuck i didnt say thanks in my post you whore. Be honest are you like 16? you sound like it.

>>25566804
Yeah and this, stop eating doritos you kike.

You need to lose weight, you need to go. We're gonna build a wall, your kids can stay but you have to go.

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>>25566760
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15jIXpe342n

Dat $5 pizza tho

>>25566764
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0eXwWkWrSqD

>>25566769
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1K1YFQSwzdb

I fucked it up so bad

>>25566804
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0v0v1tCMaWp

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>>25566771
Say "Fuck my tight little pussy and fill it up with your hot cum"

Why are you posting on /r9k/ senpai?

>>25566842
>>25566628
Are these pics you?
When did you come out to your parents?
other than your tits you look like a dyke.

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>>25566909
No it's not me

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Shubham, if I was 2 year older I would have your child 9 month from now

You are an eagle in a winter breeze shubham with a eye of a hunter in pursuit of his prey

>>25566323
i really really like this cat

>>25566323
Haha wow this is one eric meme thread right here haha posting it on r/4chan right now xDDD

I fucking hate attention whores.

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"Hello this is James quall. This is uhhh bill cossbyy, kids say the darndenst things like... Uhh Spaghetti and meatballs... Uh."

>>25566937
can you post a picture of you?

"All women are whores and should be publicly executed"

>>25566956
what the fuck dude. You are the reason why I gave up hope helping robot tier guys, even knowing the truth, and to not be a thirst beta orbiter, you still cuck yourselves. Beyond hope at this point tb h

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Fuck off to all the hater betas

This girl look cute as fuck and I would totally do some naughty shit with her.

Dyke my ass, love that cute little hair and sexy soft body shit.

honey say "I am so naughty when I see you hard, maybe I could ride your cock until you cum deep inside me?"

"wanna lick my boots? Here you go, oh your so good at this......yes so good...oh...oh..oh...yes...Keep going for me"

>>25566992
Fuck off normie scum and leave my fucking board you vapid whore.

>>25566323
"you know i love it when you lick my ass. so go on, lick my ass, bitch"

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>>25566323


In the image

>>25566995
>calling other people betas when you are the dictionary definition of a beta

haha well krautchanned my friend.

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>>25566992
Dude fuck these beta assholes, do some voice work for me, shit. I am hard as rock over here.

The day I migrate from fit and shit I get a sexy little voice thread and betas fuck it up. Hopeless bitter fucks go outside or some shit ya twink pricks.

>>25566323
"Hitler did nothing wrong"
Original comment btw

>>25567022
>imblying im not a chad
*dibs snabback*
:)

>>25567054
This board isn't for people like you

>>25567054
Hey! I'll be your resident sperg translator!

Starting with this guy

"I'm trying really hard to make this girl like me, so I Subtly (or so he thinks think) point towards the fact (made up of course, or a resolutioner) that he is a really big dude. XDDD gotta love that liftan! Eat big get big XDDDDDDDD, now, stop scaring her off by showing that not all men will orbit her, i sure as hell will! teehee!"

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>>25567071
This board is for anyone bro.

You realize you might get pussy if you would hang out with dudes like me. Hell if you would stop hanging with bronies and fucking bitter ass fat tools you could be hanging with a guy that treats you like a fucking human and not some dragged down comrade in fedora misery.

seriously fuckin try to hang out with "the people that should not come to this board" and ya might fucking like life a bit more.

>giving a cumdumpster attention

Fuck off.

>>25567139
Hey, I'm back with my trusty sperg translater TM

"I act like a chad on the internet to make myself feel better, i really could be a chad if i wanted to I swear, Im just not right now."

>>25567139
>You realize you might get pussy if you would hang out with dudes like me
NORMIES NEED TO FUCK OFF AND LEAVE US ALONE

>>25567125
Sure thing beta, keep making excuses to have more people join your misery.

Do you bitter ass losers actually think you shouldnt compliment a girl on be sexy?

Are you so fucked socially that you think guys like me jsut walk up and go "knees now bitch and suck mah dick"

Where the fuck is your brain man, what the hell kind of bitter insanity do you have to go through to rationalize such shit.

Good lord, no wonder your board is a containment board for fucking bronies and sonic fags.

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this thread reminds me of that scene on watamote.

>>25567194
What the hell are you posting on here for? is this like a zoo to you?

>>25567194
Listen, really just stop, I cant tell if you are b8ing at this point, or if you legit think that what you are doing is alpha.

Hell, I normally never post here, i usually post on KC and 8ch,, but it is really obvious to tell to about anyone that has actually dated a grill, that you are the epitome of le chateau autiste.

Make fun of my uncut phimosis dick.

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>>25567227
This could not possibly be a fucking zoo. People would pay to see a fucking zoo.

After this I am out of here dude, shit you guys are like a fucking plague of misery.

You can't even have fun when a girl basically says "let me fuckin talk dirty to you and help you jerk off"

What kind of fucks do that, like you just say "I AM BITTER AND HATE WOMEN SO NO I DO NOT NEED YOU TO GIVE ME FREE NAUGHTY SHIT"

seriously I about think if a women walked up and offered you free blows jobs and pussy you would tell her no cause your board of fucking betas bitter bastards would not accept you anymore.


fuckin christ, any sane fuckers in ehre leave this board and go to fit and help yoruselfs out.

You are what surrounds you and this place is bitterness and shit.


peace im out

>>25566323
"I know we haven't talked in 5 years but I still think about you every day, I love you, please come back"

>>25567297
You try to hard to sound cool. chill it with saying beta every other sentence, alright?

>>25567297
Women are nothing but fucking scum and let me tell you what I fucking wish I could do to these sluts. The first strike against women will be to quarantine all of them in concentrations camps, At these camps, the vast majority of the female population will be deliberately starved to death. That would be an efficient and fitting way to kill them all off. I would take great pleasure and satisfaction in condemning every single woman on earth to starve to death. I would have an enormous tower built just for myself, where i can oversee the entire concentration camp and gleefully watch them all die. If i can't have them, no one will, I'd imagine thinking to myself as I oversee this, Women represent everything that is unfair with this world, and in order to make the world a fair place, they must all be eradicated.

>>25566323
Wow anon, you really are good at driving that Rheinmetall-Borsig Waffentrager, but I'm bored of watching vidya. Can you tell me about what it was like operating the Abrams in the Iraq war? I know those were the best times of your life, you must have so many stories to tell

>>25566323
"Daddy, fill me with your big black cock and cum in me"
Add moans please

"Oh fuck, I shouldn't be thinking about fucking my brother. But your dick, it's so big.... maybe just put it in a little...just the tip....*moan*...god I want your cum"
More moans pls

Or, if you're not feeling lewd

"I love you"
;_;

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Would someone/anyone be up to say a couple of things for me, gonna put it in a song I'm almost done working on. Preferably some filthy sounding dude, but I'll work with anything.

''The first rule of Nasty City is: You do not talk about Nasty City. The second rule of Nasty City is: oh fuck we've only made one rule''
''Tom turned into a turnip, his turnip turned into nipples, his nipples turned into Tom. What body part did Tom lose in the process? It doesn't matter, because this was the only way to defeat Russell for good''
''Righty-dokey matey-bloke flap old salty sea-dog amigo skip-jack jockstrap piano-tuner, let's see you balls this one up''
''I didn't even know who'd won the race. Maybe nobody''
''Wake up ...wake up....wake up!''

>>25566842
Nice voice anon

>>25568336
Then how do you pronounce fuggg XDDD

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>>25566323
>cool, another femanon vocaroo thread
>kiwi accent girl again

>>25567202
>tfw I left my headphone jack out

>>25566323
You sound underage in these voice clips you are posting

>>25566323
"Attension, r9k needs more robots. Slash D needs anti-tentacle maintence again as well. Spidermen please report to sector 69 for a waifu training seminar"

>>25567465

Hi, Elliot Rodgers.

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Welp, we did it guys. We scared off yet another qt grill. Textbook, everyone

This bitch sounds like she's 12 what the fuck.